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| #34 - Worst case scenario is i die, but there's nothing. In that cas… [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| #31 - Better take mah calcium, then | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| #29 - I'd go with the eternal dark oblivion approach, but since I be… | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| #26 - What if there are no dank memes after death? [+] (2 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
 Enjoy them while you have them. Then wait for the skeleton war. | ||
| #25 - Well, it's not like I have a choice in the matter... [+] (5 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
 things are not as they seem thou. we discussing the fear is helping it go away. its part of the path for it to go away. you just feel you have to do what you have to do, in this case start a post. the more you grow in understanding the more you are in control of happens to you. Not really. I'm genuinely interested in other people's point of view in the matter Worst case scenario is i die, but there's nothing. In that case i won't give a shit (cuz pepsi), but, as long as i'm alive, it scares the shit out of me | ||
| #23 - EdYourStoryIsGettingWeird.jaypeg [+] (2 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| I'd go with the eternal dark oblivion approach, but since I believe there's no consciousness after death, it's sort of invalid. Basically, it feels like before you were born. At least, that's my point of view | ||
| #22 - Yourself. As in, physically? [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| #19 - Well, there's that too. Being that old must suck | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| #14 - How do you picture the afterlife? [+] (3 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
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| #13 - Because I don't know what will come after i'm done in. Not kno… [+] (8 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| things are not as they seem thou. we discussing the fear is helping it go away. its part of the path for it to go away. you just feel you have to do what you have to do, in this case start a post. the more you grow in understanding the more you are in control of happens to you. Not really. I'm genuinely interested in other people's point of view in the matter Worst case scenario is i die, but there's nothing. In that case i won't give a shit (cuz pepsi), but, as long as i'm alive, it scares the shit out of me the best way to deal with fear is to allow it to ruin you on every level it wants to ruin you. I had many fears, I let them and their respectable events happen. Nothing bad happened, I actually benefited from their absence because they were holding me back. if you live your life with that mindset you will grow as a person much faster than 99% of the world's population. | ||
| #10 - Don't worry. There's no real way to know for sure, so all opin… [+] (4 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
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auradan (07/07/2015) [-]  **auradan rolled image** Thank you friend, I don't know you, but you are my funnyjunk brother IF I CATCH YOU STEALING COOKIES FROM MY COOKIE JAR I WILL EAT YOUR HANDS SO YOU WILL NEVER STEAL AGAIN. I WILL EAT YOUR FACE IF YOU EAT MY CHOCOLATE PUDDING THAT IS IN THE FRIDGE, AND I WILL CRUSH EVERY THING YOU LOVE AND DEAR IF YOU STEAL MY ICE CREAM. I WILL NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU IF YOU DO THOSE THINGS Please don't be scared my dear brother. I'd go with the eternal dark oblivion approach, but since I believe there's no consciousness after death, it's sort of invalid. Basically, it feels like before you were born. At least, that's my point of view | ||
| #9 - This is also why i'm afraid of sleeping. For* | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| #7 - Yeah. The Void is a figment of my imagination. And since there… [+] (12 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| Because I don't know what will come after i'm done in. Not knowing is the worst part of it things are not as they seem thou. we discussing the fear is helping it go away. its part of the path for it to go away. you just feel you have to do what you have to do, in this case start a post. the more you grow in understanding the more you are in control of happens to you. Not really. I'm genuinely interested in other people's point of view in the matter Worst case scenario is i die, but there's nothing. In that case i won't give a shit (cuz pepsi), but, as long as i'm alive, it scares the shit out of me the best way to deal with fear is to allow it to ruin you on every level it wants to ruin you. I had many fears, I let them and their respectable events happen. Nothing bad happened, I actually benefited from their absence because they were holding me back. if you live your life with that mindset you will grow as a person much faster than 99% of the world's population. | ||
| #5 - Well, that's your opinion. I, for one, am scared ******** … [+] (14 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| the capacity to be bothered or bored or afraid are all aspects of consciousness. it is it that knows them and for whom they appear. when you know this you also realize you are That empty void behind all creation/realities. beyond consciousness. You return to that place every time you go to sleep by the way. There is nothing to be afraid of, you are immortal, immaculate, immovable. Yeah. The Void is a figment of my imagination. And since there's no way to know forma sure and live to tell about it, i constantly fear how i'm going to die, but what comes after also troubles me Because I don't know what will come after i'm done in. Not knowing is the worst part of it things are not as they seem thou. we discussing the fear is helping it go away. its part of the path for it to go away. you just feel you have to do what you have to do, in this case start a post. the more you grow in understanding the more you are in control of happens to you. Not really. I'm genuinely interested in other people's point of view in the matter Worst case scenario is i die, but there's nothing. In that case i won't give a shit (cuz pepsi), but, as long as i'm alive, it scares the shit out of me the best way to deal with fear is to allow it to ruin you on every level it wants to ruin you. I had many fears, I let them and their respectable events happen. Nothing bad happened, I actually benefited from their absence because they were holding me back. if you live your life with that mindset you will grow as a person much faster than 99% of the world's population. | ||
| #3 - Think about it: One second you're alive and next you cease to … [+] (16 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
| Well, that's your opinion. I, for one, am scared shitless at the concept of all that makes me "Me" suddently vanishing the capacity to be bothered or bored or afraid are all aspects of consciousness. it is it that knows them and for whom they appear. when you know this you also realize you are That empty void behind all creation/realities. beyond consciousness. You return to that place every time you go to sleep by the way. There is nothing to be afraid of, you are immortal, immaculate, immovable. Yeah. The Void is a figment of my imagination. And since there's no way to know forma sure and live to tell about it, i constantly fear how i'm going to die, but what comes after also troubles me Because I don't know what will come after i'm done in. Not knowing is the worst part of it things are not as they seem thou. we discussing the fear is helping it go away. its part of the path for it to go away. you just feel you have to do what you have to do, in this case start a post. the more you grow in understanding the more you are in control of happens to you. Not really. I'm genuinely interested in other people's point of view in the matter Worst case scenario is i die, but there's nothing. In that case i won't give a shit (cuz pepsi), but, as long as i'm alive, it scares the shit out of me the best way to deal with fear is to allow it to ruin you on every level it wants to ruin you. I had many fears, I let them and their respectable events happen. Nothing bad happened, I actually benefited from their absence because they were holding me back. if you live your life with that mindset you will grow as a person much faster than 99% of the world's population. | ||
| #1 - You may discuss your theories here [+] (2 new replies) | 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die | 0 |
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icameforthewut (07/07/2015) [-] Why worry about something you can't control? And when it finally happens we will be able to answer that question of "what happens?" So just go with the flow, make yourself and other happy along the way, and just relax. My belief is basically this: we are here to gather knowledge. If we get the knowledge we needed, we transcend to the next place. If not, we basically respawn, but completely new, so we can go through without bias. Some people have less of a wall separating them from their previous consciousness, and they are "old souls." The wise kids that are like 6 and give the most sound advice. | ||
| #49 - Alright. Thanks bro | 07/05/2015 on Hitting On | 0 |
| #11 - What's that from? [+] (3 new replies) | 07/05/2015 on Hitting On | 0 |
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| #46 - It's clear i was referring to pirates, not jews. [+] (2 new replies) | 07/05/2015 on Mini Avengers | 0 |
 My bad man, ive just been in jew cwntral for the last week so i keep seeing them everywhere No biggie. Jews are behind everything these days, so i can't really blame you | ||
| #29 - Someone finally rolled it! I'm so proud right now | 07/05/2015 on #masculinism | +1 |
| #10 - One* | 07/05/2015 on Damian Walters vs Russian... | 0 |
| #9 - >Browses FJ >Has a life Pick INE, mane [+] (1 new reply) | 07/05/2015 on Damian Walters vs Russian... | 0 |
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| #151 - I was hoping i'd get animu, but whatever | 07/05/2015 on This is your new pet | +1 |
| #143 - **imthenewguy used "*roll picture*"** **imthenewguy rolled … [+] (1 new reply) | 07/05/2015 on This is your new pet | +2 |
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| #33 - It's always a hoy until proved contrary [+] (4 new replies) | 07/05/2015 on Mini Avengers | +1 |
| My bad man, ive just been in jew cwntral for the last week so i keep seeing them everywhere No biggie. Jews are behind everything these days, so i can't really blame you | ||
