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imthenewguy

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Date Signed Up:4/12/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#980 - **imthenewguy used "*roll picture*"** **imthenewguy rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
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#982 - imthenewguy (07/19/2015) [-]
I knew i shouldn't have killed Bambi's mom
#56 - **imthenewguy used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **imthenewguy rolls 82** 07/18/2015 on Rolling dubs slaps Admin 0
#171 - Ugly Americans, I think 07/18/2015 on Frog guy? +1
#170 - Thank mr skeltal 07/18/2015 on Frog guy? +1
#835 - **imthenewguy used "*roll picture*"** **imthenewguy rolled … 07/18/2015 on Roll for your superpower 0
#108 - I think he meant like a link or something  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2015 on Owl Likes Water 0
#109 - thedudestdudeofall (07/15/2015) [-]
actually if you put what he said in google you find the rolled image from before, but I was asking the link for the image I repllied to
#188 - It's "no entiendo" in spanish. Needless to say, keks… 07/15/2015 on Byte down hard baby -1
#18 - I read the text in Billy Mays' voice  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Only Deadpool can make fun... +13
#126 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
ha. I did it without realizing.
#84 - anon (07/15/2015) [-]
Same here
#58 - It's plausible, yes. But that's not all there is to it. A WWII… 07/11/2015 on We're all going to die 0
#56 - 1-Mainly, dank memes 2-All biology dies. Except for that j…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2015 on We're all going to die 0
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#57 - oubliette (07/11/2015) [-]
dont think so
we believe many things because were told
not saying go shoot yourself you wont die
but have you seen the Jim Carrey movie "The Truman Show"? (GREAT movie btw)
this "life" may all just be a fabrication built around you, the first immortal, tricking you into bellieving youre human just like us.
clever amirite?

but even if that is too far fetched, considering your scientific standpoint concerning biology; are there not amazing discoveries in science weekly if not daily? and every now and then there are even profound discoveries that change the fundamental viewpoints of human understanding. Point being we, the human race, may discover a type of protein or something within the next 20 years that doubles our lifespan.

so when youre 148 years old in 2100's you'll be wondering what the fuck else is there to do with all this time
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#58 - imthenewguy (07/11/2015) [-]
It's plausible, yes. But that's not all there is to it. A WWIII could erupt at any given moment, wiping all life on Earth like it was never here in the first place. But yes, medical science is advancing rather quickly
#249 - Oh **** man, my mistake. I thought it was a dick at the moment 07/10/2015 on Fact Comp 0
#49 - No biggie. Jews are behind everything these days, so i can't r… 07/10/2015 on Mini Avengers 0
#97 - Imthenewguy. Timmy: -"Dad, kids are mean to me in sch… 07/10/2015 on Greek Restaurant 2 0
#15 - >No GF >Goes full homo >????? >PROFIT 07/10/2015 on 4chan dump 16/? +3
#136 - Enjoy your ban, *****  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2015 on Fact Comp -12
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#164 - advice (07/10/2015) [-]
ban for what? someone using a big super soaker squirt gun on tom cruise?
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#249 - imthenewguy (07/10/2015) [-]
Oh shit man, my mistake. I thought it was a dick at the moment
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#244 - beltrami (07/10/2015) [-]
xD
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#178 - themongoose (07/10/2015) [-]
I've had mine called that, but most aren't.
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#193 - propanex (07/10/2015) [-]
riiiiiiiight
#6 - aw yiss. Motha ****** chan comps 07/09/2015 on 4chan dump 16/? +22
#10 - Crippled* 07/08/2015 on Muh fat makes me disabled tho 0
#54 - That's actually a pretty cool theory 07/08/2015 on We're all going to die 0
#49 - Care to elaborate further? That sounds interesting 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die 0
#42 - That's kind of risky 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die 0
#41 - **imthenewguy used "*roll picture*"** **imthenewguy rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die 0
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#42 - imthenewguy (07/07/2015) [-]
That's kind of risky
#39 - We* 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die 0
#38 - Miss*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die 0
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#39 - imthenewguy (07/07/2015) [-]
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#37 - But think of all the wonders you'd misa out in. It's scary bec…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die 0
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#38 - imthenewguy (07/07/2015) [-]
Miss*
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#39 - imthenewguy (07/07/2015) [-]
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#36 - Not really. I'm genuinely interested in other people's point o… 07/07/2015 on We're all going to die 0

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