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imthenewguy

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Date Signed Up:4/12/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Content Ranking:#3003
Comment Ranking:#2269
Highest Content Rank:#3022
Highest Comment Rank:#2265
Content Thumbs: 436 total,  479 ,  43
Comment Thumbs: 2161 total,  2292 ,  131
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 36 Content: Peasant → Level 37 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:34421
Times Content Favorited:57 times
Total Comments Made:465
FJ Points:1911

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#93 - You had a reserved parking space in hell the moment you giggle… 05/30/2015 on Photoshop master #iforgot 0
#55 - That is almost too relevant 05/30/2015 on It's not poisonous 0
#309 - I used to be a 5' 3" 200 pound antisocial loser. Now i'm … 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest 0
#103 - Here's mine 05/29/2015 on Wallpaper comp +13
#5 - Sexual preferences do not necessarily mean you're racist. 05/29/2015 on Random racist thought +1
#57 - Or, you know, he's building a bee army to overthrow the govern… 05/29/2015 on lovely 0
#136 - In Spanish they are called "Buitre Quebrantahuesos",… 05/29/2015 on Birds Are So Metal +5
#675 - I can into paradoxes without dieieing 05/28/2015 on Prove you're not a bot or... 0
#51 - 4:03 A.M here. A year, a month and sixteen days have gone by a… 05/28/2015 on Why are you not asleep? 0
#116 - However, i fail to see the relevance Must be some sort of … 05/28/2015 on Deadpool's panicking 0
#115 - I think she's the antagonist in some anime/ text adventure cal…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Deadpool's panicking 0
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#116 - imthenewguy (05/28/2015) [-]
However, i fail to see the relevance
Must be some sort of anime waifu=thumbs up type of deal
#58 - Wow. Someone said ****** on the Internet. Call the INTERPOL 05/28/2015 on Fucking priceless -1
#154 - You can do it lil ***** i believe in you 05/28/2015 on Anyone need a friend? +1
#135 - Well, it's a pretty recognizable place. And the name "Ow!…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Reincarnation of Robin... +3
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#136 - irvea (05/26/2015) [-]
tru..tru..
#3 - "Vaccination causes autism" Idk, it was … 05/26/2015 on The Biggest Lie +7
#1 - Comment deleted 05/26/2015 on Two sides of life 0
#11 - Yeah. I wouldn't **** her. She's just trouble 05/26/2015 on black man videos > black... 0
#8 - Sounds like a textbook attention whore. My advice would be to …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on black man videos > black... 0
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#10 - needsauceadmisblan (05/26/2015) [-]
have been thers a lot of emotoinal issues tho that if beleived make me think other wise mostly the fact shes shy af.
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#11 - imthenewguy (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeah. I wouldn't fuck her. She's just trouble
#5 - Then don't. You could end up with a false rape accusation or s…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2015 on black man videos > black... 0
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#6 - needsauceadmisblan (05/26/2015) [-]
you have a fair point she did pull a "im not ready for this kinda of thing" right before she got raped still beliveing what she told me, he never got a charge filled againt him and they fucked for about a moth or so. besides im a lil bitch that will try and get it in writing. like her signing a paper saying she wants to fuck me like were in Britain or something.
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#8 - imthenewguy (05/26/2015) [-]
Sounds like a textbook attention whore. My advice would be to tread carefully
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#10 - needsauceadmisblan (05/26/2015) [-]
have been thers a lot of emotoinal issues tho that if beleived make me think other wise mostly the fact shes shy af.
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#11 - imthenewguy (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeah. I wouldn't fuck her. She's just trouble
#3 - Then use several layers of condoms and Purell your dick when y…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2015 on black man videos > black... +1
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#4 - needsauceadmisblan (05/26/2015) [-]
im qouteing her as haveing said shes only fucked the guy who raped her and this chick who ate her out. tho shes lies likea mother fucking, im geting the std test done make sure i dont have nothening at least.
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#5 - imthenewguy (05/26/2015) [-]
Then don't. You could end up with a false rape accusation or some shit. Unless that's your thing. Idk
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#6 - needsauceadmisblan (05/26/2015) [-]
you have a fair point she did pull a "im not ready for this kinda of thing" right before she got raped still beliveing what she told me, he never got a charge filled againt him and they fucked for about a moth or so. besides im a lil bitch that will try and get it in writing. like her signing a paper saying she wants to fuck me like were in Britain or something.
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#8 - imthenewguy (05/26/2015) [-]
Sounds like a textbook attention whore. My advice would be to tread carefully
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#10 - needsauceadmisblan (05/26/2015) [-]
have been thers a lot of emotoinal issues tho that if beleived make me think other wise mostly the fact shes shy af.
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#11 - imthenewguy (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeah. I wouldn't fuck her. She's just trouble
#4 - If you speed through posts, you'll miss most of their beauty, … 05/26/2015 on Poor bastard 0
#1 - Picture 05/26/2015 on Guys please 0
#85 - Was that from "Idiocracy"?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Reincarnation of Robin... +8
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#134 - irvea (05/26/2015) [-]
was gonna ask the same
weird how we can remember such a small fragment and recognize it
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#135 - imthenewguy (05/26/2015) [-]
Well, it's a pretty recognizable place. And the name "Ow! My balls!" kind of sticks out, doesn't it?
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#136 - irvea (05/26/2015) [-]
tru..tru..
#87 - croc (05/26/2015) [-]
yup
#244 - It'll be a sticky situation, that's for sure 05/26/2015 on Newbies and lurkers, new color +1
#240 - How do you think FJ will be when puberty kicks in?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Newbies and lurkers, new color 0
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#242 - ttallonn (05/26/2015) [-]
Might get a little hairy
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#423 - elijahhaha (05/26/2015) [-]
The blue feels so good.
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#428 - ttallonn (05/26/2015) [-]
I wantto be that blue
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#466 - plazmaflare (05/26/2015) [-]
It's nothing special, but go for it.
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#244 - imthenewguy (05/26/2015) [-]
It'll be a sticky situation, that's for sure

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