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Date Signed Up:10/23/2011
Last Login:3/17/2013
Location:Jefferson Wisconsin
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#360 - the metal will live on.... 09/07/2012 on When i submit the funnies... 0
#359 - **impossiblemyazz rolls 60** 09/07/2012 on When i submit the funnies... 0
#151 - i aint even mad bro. 09/06/2012 on YouTube (1) 0
#98 - His palms spaghetti, knees weak arms spaghetti, there's vomit …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/05/2012 on YouTube (1) +46
#145 - chaoticlaw (09/06/2012) [-]
#143 - N. Korean citizen (09/06/2012) [-]
right cause i totally haven't seen this on youtube videos EVERYWHERE
User avatar #151 - impossiblemyazz (09/06/2012) [-]
i aint even mad bro.
#138 - foreversevenfold (09/06/2012) [-]
Wow... that was funny shit man
#125 - aerosol (09/06/2012) [-]
nice one
User avatar #124 - bladebites (09/06/2012) [-]
That made me laugh for like five minutes, there are no words to describe why the fuck this is so funny, my sides hurt XD
User avatar #114 - blazedallday (09/06/2012) [-]
His palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti Add meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipe He's nervous, but on the surface mom's spaghetti looks ready for meatballs but he eats all the spaghetti, he can choke down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out He's cooking now, everybody's cooking now The clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah! Snap back to spaghetti, spaghetti is gravity OP goes Rabbity, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Spaghetti, no He won't have it , he knows spaghetti looks like little ropes
It don't matter, it's dope He knows that, but he's broke He loves spaghetti he knows
When he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it's Back to spaghetti again, yo
This whole rap's spaghetti He better grab spaghetti fast and hope he don't spill it

You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagnaSpaghetti, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat This spaghetti only comes once in a lifetime yo

Spaghetti is escaping, through his mouth that is gaping This spaghetti's mine for the taking Make me more, as we move toward a, new spaghetti order A normal meal is boring, but spaghetti's awesome Boil til it's softer, the water grows hotter He blows on it to cool it off a bit faster Coast to coast meals, he's known as spaghetti eater Lonely roads, spaghetti knows He's grown wheat from home, he's no farmer He goes home and barely knows how to boil water But hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiled
His hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiled They moved on to the next schmoe who cooks He nose dove and sold pasta So the cookbook has told and slams closed
I suppose it's old spaghetti but it still tastes awesome Da da dum da dum da da
#106 - spooningxpandas (09/05/2012) [-]
#203 - **impossiblemyazz rolls 65** 09/05/2012 on Sometimes I Potato 0
#188 - Where did little Suzy go during the bombing? … 09/05/2012 on Just Louis CK (2) +5
#95 - Picture 09/05/2012 on That's him +6
#153 - Picture 09/05/2012 on Alpha as Fuck +6
#170 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2012 on Animecons +19
#176 - theblonderfetus (09/05/2012) [-]
Everybody gets one.
User avatar #179 - Foxroty (09/05/2012) [-]
Im going to the library and gluing this to an Animorphs book
User avatar #180 - theblonderfetus (09/05/2012) [-]
Fucking do it
Do it and take pictures.
User avatar #183 - Foxroty (09/05/2012) [-]
Tomorrow
3:30 ish
OP will delivar
#307 - thessalonaki (09/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #207 - mhorn (09/05/2012) [-]
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i have to see this
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