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imposand

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Date Signed Up:12/26/2011
Last Login:7/06/2015
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Comment Ranking:#9431
Highest Content Rank:#9189
Highest Comment Rank:#5511
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Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:231
FJ Points:1138

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#53 - Picture 11/14/2014 on Mobile Coconuts +1
#29 - See that's the thing. I sometimes have to piss but out of pure… 11/07/2014 on DADDY 0
#26 - It hasn't hindered me in my life too bad so..... Not that much…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on DADDY 0
#27 - letriggs (11/07/2014) [-]
learn some bladder control m8
User avatar #53 - talldumbdork (11/07/2014) [-]
Weird thing is, based on the likes and replies, you may be the odd one. I too have never had your skill. I think it's fairly obvious...... ur The One
User avatar #29 - imposand (11/07/2014) [-]
See that's the thing. I sometimes have to piss but out of pure laziness I wait for another several hours.
I read somewhere some time ago that there are muscles which relax when pissing/shitting and they (apparently not always) go hand in hand.
#18 - Never in my life have I managed to **** without pissing…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2014 on DADDY +1
User avatar #21 - letriggs (11/07/2014) [-]
the fuck is wrong with you
User avatar #26 - imposand (11/07/2014) [-]
It hasn't hindered me in my life too bad so..... Not that much I guess
#27 - letriggs (11/07/2014) [-]
learn some bladder control m8
User avatar #53 - talldumbdork (11/07/2014) [-]
Weird thing is, based on the likes and replies, you may be the odd one. I too have never had your skill. I think it's fairly obvious...... ur The One
User avatar #29 - imposand (11/07/2014) [-]
See that's the thing. I sometimes have to piss but out of pure laziness I wait for another several hours.
I read somewhere some time ago that there are muscles which relax when pissing/shitting and they (apparently not always) go hand in hand.
#28 - If you enlarge this pic the quality gets better but it stays t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Pok√©mon +17
#78 - bouya (11/04/2014) [-]
yeah, i don't know what fuck happened lol.
#29 - jamoloo (11/04/2014) [-]
nah i see that too
#213 - That is absolutely true. Same here in Austria (duh). At th… 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... 0
#5 - Looks like a Lamborghini Aventador. Top Gear gave it the "…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Green Cars 0
User avatar #18 - maxismahname (10/29/2014) [-]
It sure is. And woah, that's awesome!! The Aventador is my favorite car
#13 - Wow the girl who gets the microphone is truly a next-level bitch- 10/29/2014 on Timid Heckle 0
#75 - [it's classified]  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Fix Wiki +3
User avatar #82 - caffeinecommissar (10/24/2014) [-]
[assanged]
#28 - 80 kg here. (So what, 180 lbs?) I often order pizza for two. A… 10/21/2014 on Let's take a moment to... 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Lemonade +47
#65 - sedativechunk (09/27/2014) [-]
#10 - Well except Australia, Canada and a few other small countries.…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Canadian money +2
#12 - funnychunk (09/23/2014) [-]
The Euro is not entirely waterproof but pretty water-resistant.
You can keep it in a bottle of water over weeks and it would do nothing. Also you can put them in the washing machine and they come out okay (from personal experience).

User avatar #11 - VincentKing (09/23/2014) [-]
Australia mentioned, swell with spider bites and deadly creatures.
User avatar #14 - sadaurkar (09/23/2014) [-]
Australia invented waterproof money in fact
#15 - VincentKing (09/23/2014) [-]
#62 - Picture 09/21/2014 on Blue 0
#59 - Google backroomcastingcouch It's porn  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Blue +1
User avatar #60 - mrpotatofudge (09/21/2014) [-]
yay pron
#62 - imposand (09/21/2014) [-]
#78 - That's a nice color you have there. 09/11/2014 on Testing Roger Goodell's Logic 0
#38 - gj mr b8 09/10/2014 on Happy Dan's +3
#10 - HELLO COMMUNITY 09/02/2014 on (untitled) +2
#16 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/27/2014 on eye level +81
User avatar #28 - knightmrku (08/27/2014) [-]
The best
#23 - kaboomz (08/27/2014) [-]
#22 - megayoming (08/27/2014) [-]
#26 - hashtronaut (08/27/2014) [-]
here, help me help you
User avatar #29 - hashtronaut (08/28/2014) [-]
people are really thumbing this down for giving them an easier version to read? lol fj logic.
#21 - spanishninja (08/27/2014) [-]
this is why the internet is great
#18 - madmanransom (08/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - kandazz (08/27/2014) [-]
It always freaks me out now, when I don't see another pair of glasses under the ones he pulls off.
#357 - Thanks Aristocrat 08/24/2014 on We're relevant! +5
#4 - Picture 08/14/2014 on MY OWN WHAT? NO PLS +3
#11 - Why would he be? 08/08/2014 on Shrimp +1
#7 - Picture 08/05/2014 on pat -1
#24 - ghupft wie ghatscht  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2014 on This is sausage to me 0
#33 - gercornholio (08/05/2014) [-]
oder Neudeutsch: Wayne interessierts?
User avatar #84 - summerbreeze (08/06/2014) [-]
noch besser^^ also ich finde deutsch ist schon ziemlich geil
#56 - draaaaiven (08/05/2014) [-]
Des kannsch halde wie sella uffm dach
User avatar #83 - flemmi (08/06/2014) [-]
ich hatte nur an "das ist mir..." gedacht. aber da muss es ja noch viel mehr geben.
#23 - Comment deleted 08/05/2014 on This is sausage to me 0
#9 - Motha. ****** . Slayer. 08/04/2014 on neat +1
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