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Date Signed Up:12/26/2011
Last Login:10/21/2014
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#109 - Yeah well. It is actually pretty funny and scary and the same …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... +5
User avatar #146 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
What can I say man, maybe she truly loved your banana dick.
Rudeness aside, I hope with your newly fixed dick you can really get down to tappin some ass.
User avatar #147 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, either that or she missed some action. But! As I said, there were other reasons. Better protect that self-esteem.
Yep. I'm damn sure going to try. Another day, another chance.
#148 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
Props. I wish you luck in your quest for sweet booty good sir.
#149 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #114 - breadstickez (11/28/2012) [-]
Well I'd probably be more concerned if my vagina looked like an upside down banana than you were with your dick. But that seriously sucks man.
User avatar #117 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Haha yeah that would be even funnier scarier.
Thanks. At least it seems like he's going to be just fine in a few weeks.
#113 - neelix (11/28/2012) [-]
Can we have pics of your bandaged upside down banana cock?
#116 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Sorry man. Only have some with unbandaged dick.
#97 - Hory **** . I recently had a surgery done on my pe…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... +19
#106 - Kirbyman (11/28/2012) [-]
Why'd your little buddy need surgery?
#111 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #101 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah... I'm intrigued.
#112 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
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You better be!
User avatar #100 - breadstickez (11/28/2012) [-]
........what exactly did you have done?
User avatar #109 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah well. It is actually pretty funny and scary and the same time. Imagine your ding-dong in fully erect mode. Remeber what a banana looks like? Pretty much that. Oh and that downwards. I was retarded back in the day so I pushed against my erection. This pleased me in some way apparently. Long story short: Intercourse has never been easier. /sarcasm
By the way I already had a surgery last January but it failed. As a result of that (and many other things) my girlfriend broke up with me. We came back together eventually. Second surgery and now second break-up. Would've happened anyway probably but you know... Sucks more than ever.
User avatar #146 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
What can I say man, maybe she truly loved your banana dick.
Rudeness aside, I hope with your newly fixed dick you can really get down to tappin some ass.
User avatar #147 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, either that or she missed some action. But! As I said, there were other reasons. Better protect that self-esteem.
Yep. I'm damn sure going to try. Another day, another chance.
#148 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
Props. I wish you luck in your quest for sweet booty good sir.
#149 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #114 - breadstickez (11/28/2012) [-]
Well I'd probably be more concerned if my vagina looked like an upside down banana than you were with your dick. But that seriously sucks man.
User avatar #117 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Haha yeah that would be even funnier scarier.
Thanks. At least it seems like he's going to be just fine in a few weeks.
#113 - neelix (11/28/2012) [-]
Can we have pics of your bandaged upside down banana cock?
#116 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Sorry man. Only have some with unbandaged dick.
#104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/28/2012) [-]
Probably a enlarging surgery.
#40 - Picture 10/30/2012 on Hue Hue Hue +4
#112 - Which one is it again? 10/30/2012 on Clever Halloween Costume +2
#107 - You are a party crasher for sure. 10/30/2012 on Clever Halloween Costume +7
#106 - At least I'm able to pretend to be smart. 10/30/2012 on Clever Halloween Costume 0
#105 - **imposand rolled a random image posted in comment #950824 …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2012 on Clever Halloween Costume 0
User avatar #106 - imposand (10/30/2012) [-]
At least I'm able to pretend to be smart.
#130 - Picture 10/13/2012 on Halloween Men vs Women 0
#288 - **imposand rolls 5** 10/13/2012 on Spy around here 0
#884 - **imposand rolls 608** 10/03/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse V3 0
#166 - Good song. Good comment. 09/23/2012 on Magic trick +3
#1 - Picture 09/22/2012 on Funny Face Kitty +7
#31 - Picture 09/16/2012 on bomber gear +1
#4 - Picture 09/15/2012 on Nazi Necro Orgy Time +4
#187 - Picture 09/15/2012 on Head of 9Gag's IT department +7
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on What goes __________ +47
User avatar #27 - shitshitshit (08/30/2012) [-]
i waited all of this fucking time...for that..WHY!?
#30 - I needed an Easter egg because I'm sexy like that. 08/30/2012 on Post results in the comments +1
#9 - Just Cause - Rico  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Barney +3
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/30/2012) [-]
love Just Cause 2
#32 - > I have to clean my penis Whoa! 08/29/2012 on Religion 0
#55 - Comment deleted 08/25/2012 on JERSEY SHORE FAN GOT WHAT... -3
#27 - I'm busy. 08/23/2012 on this will make you feel old +1
#63 - Haha, yeah he sure is some kind of monster.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on That's awesome moment +6
User avatar #68 - brianhanerjr (08/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, he is a king nothing can kill
#61 - Don't get me wrong. I think he's a cool guy and he plays extre…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2012 on That's awesome moment +2
User avatar #62 - wollis (08/20/2012) [-]
Point taken, it's just that I've always been a fan of Trujillo, crabwalking and all
User avatar #63 - imposand (08/20/2012) [-]
Haha, yeah he sure is some kind of monster.
User avatar #68 - brianhanerjr (08/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, he is a king nothing can kill
#37 - Come on, don't ******** me. 08/20/2012 on That design 0
#56 - Jason's live performance + Cliff's skill would've been perfect…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2012 on That's awesome moment +1
User avatar #58 - wollis (08/20/2012) [-]
I don't understand what people's problem with Trujillo is. Muthafucka is a badass
User avatar #61 - imposand (08/20/2012) [-]
Don't get me wrong. I think he's a cool guy and he plays extremly good. I just like the interaction with the crowd from Newsted. He suited Metallica more in my opinion. But then again, the whole band was young and different back then. Who knows how Cliff or Jason would act and play in 2012? I just dream about said mix of the two. Would've been preety cool, don't you think?
User avatar #62 - wollis (08/20/2012) [-]
Point taken, it's just that I've always been a fan of Trujillo, crabwalking and all
User avatar #63 - imposand (08/20/2012) [-]
Haha, yeah he sure is some kind of monster.
User avatar #68 - brianhanerjr (08/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, he is a king nothing can kill
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