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Date Signed Up:12/26/2011
Last Login:10/31/2014
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Comment Ranking:#7332
Highest Content Rank:#9189
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#147 - Yeah, either that or she missed some action. But! As I said, t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... 0
#148 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
Props. I wish you luck in your quest for sweet booty good sir.
#149 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, man.
#117 - Haha yeah that would be even funnier scarier. Thanks. At… 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... 0
#116 - Sorry man. Only have some with unbandaged dick. 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... +2
#111 - Picture 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... +2
#109 - Yeah well. It is actually pretty funny and scary and the same …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... +5
User avatar #146 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
What can I say man, maybe she truly loved your banana dick.
Rudeness aside, I hope with your newly fixed dick you can really get down to tappin some ass.
User avatar #147 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, either that or she missed some action. But! As I said, there were other reasons. Better protect that self-esteem.
Yep. I'm damn sure going to try. Another day, another chance.
#148 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
Props. I wish you luck in your quest for sweet booty good sir.
#149 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #114 - breadstickez (11/28/2012) [-]
Well I'd probably be more concerned if my vagina looked like an upside down banana than you were with your dick. But that seriously sucks man.
User avatar #117 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Haha yeah that would be even funnier scarier.
Thanks. At least it seems like he's going to be just fine in a few weeks.
#113 - neelix (11/28/2012) [-]
Can we have pics of your bandaged upside down banana cock?
#116 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Sorry man. Only have some with unbandaged dick.
#97 - Hory **** . I recently had a surgery done on my pe…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... +19
#106 - Kirbyman (11/28/2012) [-]
Why'd your little buddy need surgery?
#111 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #101 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah... I'm intrigued.
#112 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
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You better be!
User avatar #100 - breadstickez (11/28/2012) [-]
........what exactly did you have done?
User avatar #109 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah well. It is actually pretty funny and scary and the same time. Imagine your ding-dong in fully erect mode. Remeber what a banana looks like? Pretty much that. Oh and that downwards. I was retarded back in the day so I pushed against my erection. This pleased me in some way apparently. Long story short: Intercourse has never been easier. /sarcasm
By the way I already had a surgery last January but it failed. As a result of that (and many other things) my girlfriend broke up with me. We came back together eventually. Second surgery and now second break-up. Would've happened anyway probably but you know... Sucks more than ever.
User avatar #146 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
What can I say man, maybe she truly loved your banana dick.
Rudeness aside, I hope with your newly fixed dick you can really get down to tappin some ass.
User avatar #147 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, either that or she missed some action. But! As I said, there were other reasons. Better protect that self-esteem.
Yep. I'm damn sure going to try. Another day, another chance.
#148 - sphinxe (11/28/2012) [-]
Props. I wish you luck in your quest for sweet booty good sir.
#149 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #114 - breadstickez (11/28/2012) [-]
Well I'd probably be more concerned if my vagina looked like an upside down banana than you were with your dick. But that seriously sucks man.
User avatar #117 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Haha yeah that would be even funnier scarier.
Thanks. At least it seems like he's going to be just fine in a few weeks.
#113 - neelix (11/28/2012) [-]
Can we have pics of your bandaged upside down banana cock?
#116 - imposand (11/28/2012) [-]
Sorry man. Only have some with unbandaged dick.
#104 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
Probably a enlarging surgery.
#40 - Picture 10/30/2012 on Hue Hue Hue +4
#112 - Which one is it again? 10/30/2012 on Clever Halloween Costume +2
#107 - You are a party crasher for sure. 10/30/2012 on Clever Halloween Costume +7
#106 - At least I'm able to pretend to be smart. 10/30/2012 on Clever Halloween Costume 0
#105 - **imposand rolled a random image posted in comment #950824 …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2012 on Clever Halloween Costume 0
User avatar #106 - imposand (10/30/2012) [-]
At least I'm able to pretend to be smart.
#130 - Picture 10/13/2012 on Halloween Men vs Women 0
#288 - **imposand rolls 5** 10/13/2012 on Spy around here 0
#884 - **imposand rolls 608** 10/03/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse V3 0
#166 - Good song. Good comment. 09/23/2012 on Magic trick +3
#1 - Picture 09/22/2012 on Funny Face Kitty +7
#31 - Picture 09/16/2012 on bomber gear +1
#4 - Picture 09/15/2012 on Nazi Necro Orgy Time +4
#187 - Picture 09/15/2012 on Head of 9Gag's IT department +7
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on What goes __________ +47
User avatar #27 - shitshitshit (08/30/2012) [-]
i waited all of this fucking time...for that..WHY!?
#30 - I needed an Easter egg because I'm sexy like that. 08/30/2012 on Post results in the comments +1
#9 - Just Cause - Rico  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Barney +3
#10 - anon (08/30/2012) [-]
love Just Cause 2
#32 - > I have to clean my penis Whoa! 08/29/2012 on Religion 0
#55 - Comment deleted 08/25/2012 on JERSEY SHORE FAN GOT WHAT... -3
#27 - I'm busy. 08/23/2012 on this will make you feel old +1
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