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- touching wood isnt safe now? damn
what is left
That's in Europe and you're talking to a Canadian, silverware is too dangerous for them
That's a dead piece of wood, probably bathed in mud and god knows what else for decades.
I wouldn't risk touching that without any proper sanitizing. I'm too weak and too big of a pussy to deal with the potential contact with harmful bacteria.
Also, what if I have a cut, or get cut by it. An open wound touching this is practically 100% free estate for the viruses and the other harmful shit.
This is next level fucking germophobia, jeez dude even you jab yourself with a rusty nail all you gotta do is get a tetni shot, unless you live in africa or tropical parts of Asia there really are no funky desease in the woods
you a germophobe or something?
did you not go out and play outside as a kid?
youll be fine touching it unless youre a tard and eat it or get it into your blood
as a kid I liked to dig holes and build "caves" or forts?
my favourite dig-side had tons of rusty shit, broken glass and bones in it and digging that stuff up made me feel like an archeologist. epic fun. you have to be careful ofc.
but "cutting yourself on broken glass" was a thing I already understood as a child so i was careful and everythng was fine, until my easy minded friend stumbled into the cave and cut himself on glass about 10 seconds later .... I had to fill my cave back up after that
but the funniest thing I did as a kid was breaking a hole into our neighbours coal storage only to steal a few chunk of coal... thinking back at it now ....
It was epic and I would do it again
I'm not sure if I'm a "germophobe" but I'm pretty sure as a kid I have never played around with decades old muddy piece of weaponry that has rust all over it.
I'll happily play in the mud if I know for a fact that there's nothing to potentially make me sick.
> never played around with decades old muddy piece of weaponry
You really missed out on the best parts of childhood
I smell a city boy.
man you sure are paranoid.
gz tho, you made me laugh like nothing on front page could.
yeah, theres just as much bacteria in regular mud as would be on that weapon.
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- what are you gay? lucky bastard
My Life In Memes Finally Pt. 5
- maybe later
Weird River Rock
eyo dats gay man
- go to a decent school
- and you cant have kids coz youre too ugly or your balls dont work?
Regina's mom in Mean Girls
...Because I'm gay.
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Whoops. Sorry, got blocked earlier, was posting as anon in response.
- no other way to have steak
Gentlemen's bubble bath
Rare, and occasionally blue rare.
- its about reviewing popcorn obviously
well it was about reviewing a banana cutter and right now its about making fun of reddit
if OP sends me popcorn then it will be a popcorn channel but i havent heard back from him yet
Oh, I thought you were joking when you asked for popcorn.
Nah, it's not my company bud.
I was lol
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doing santa hats
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