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#80 - well if she decides to like you, youre welcome thats prett…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
User avatar #81 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
but seriously thanks man. if it all goes well ill give you an update
#77 - btw make sure to actually talk and LISTEN  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
User avatar #79 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
agreed. relationships are 70% listening and understanding what they are saying
#75 - never EVER start with the movie its just sitting there in …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
User avatar #78 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok got it. thanks man. most of past relationships have been completely on accident to be honest. when we went on dates it was well after we had gotten to know each other so it wasnt awkward like first date awkward. this should be interesting cause we've been friends for so long and im unsure how shes gonna act in this setting
User avatar #80 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
well if she decides to like you, youre welcome
thats pretty much all the knowledge of relationships i have
dont really have much experience i guess
User avatar #81 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
but seriously thanks man. if it all goes well ill give you an update
User avatar #77 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
btw make sure to actually talk
and LISTEN
User avatar #79 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
agreed. relationships are 70% listening and understanding what they are saying
#73 - no dont go straight for the full on goth stuff start w…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
User avatar #74 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok. hmmm dinner date? movie? both?
User avatar #75 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
never EVER start with the movie
its just sitting there in silence
maybe just take her out to lunch
nothing too big or fancy just simple
but not as simple as fish and chips
User avatar #78 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok got it. thanks man. most of past relationships have been completely on accident to be honest. when we went on dates it was well after we had gotten to know each other so it wasnt awkward like first date awkward. this should be interesting cause we've been friends for so long and im unsure how shes gonna act in this setting
User avatar #80 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
well if she decides to like you, youre welcome
thats pretty much all the knowledge of relationships i have
dont really have much experience i guess
User avatar #81 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
but seriously thanks man. if it all goes well ill give you an update
User avatar #77 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
btw make sure to actually talk
and LISTEN
User avatar #79 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
agreed. relationships are 70% listening and understanding what they are saying
#71 - buy flowers and chocolate i mean seriously who doesnt love…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
User avatar #72 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
im thinking black roses. yes? no?
User avatar #73 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
no
dont go straight for the full on goth stuff
start with like a random assortment of flowers and if that doesnt work go for the black
User avatar #74 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok. hmmm dinner date? movie? both?
User avatar #75 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
never EVER start with the movie
its just sitting there in silence
maybe just take her out to lunch
nothing too big or fancy just simple
but not as simple as fish and chips
User avatar #78 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok got it. thanks man. most of past relationships have been completely on accident to be honest. when we went on dates it was well after we had gotten to know each other so it wasnt awkward like first date awkward. this should be interesting cause we've been friends for so long and im unsure how shes gonna act in this setting
User avatar #80 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
well if she decides to like you, youre welcome
thats pretty much all the knowledge of relationships i have
dont really have much experience i guess
User avatar #81 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
but seriously thanks man. if it all goes well ill give you an update
User avatar #77 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
btw make sure to actually talk
and LISTEN
User avatar #79 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
agreed. relationships are 70% listening and understanding what they are saying
#69 - keep trying if you dont score youre grounded  [+] (11 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
User avatar #70 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
you know what? your right man. i shouldnt give up yet.
User avatar #71 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
buy flowers and chocolate
i mean seriously who doesnt love flowers and chocolate?
User avatar #72 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
im thinking black roses. yes? no?
User avatar #73 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
no
dont go straight for the full on goth stuff
start with like a random assortment of flowers and if that doesnt work go for the black
User avatar #74 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok. hmmm dinner date? movie? both?
User avatar #75 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
never EVER start with the movie
its just sitting there in silence
maybe just take her out to lunch
nothing too big or fancy just simple
but not as simple as fish and chips
User avatar #78 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok got it. thanks man. most of past relationships have been completely on accident to be honest. when we went on dates it was well after we had gotten to know each other so it wasnt awkward like first date awkward. this should be interesting cause we've been friends for so long and im unsure how shes gonna act in this setting
User avatar #80 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
well if she decides to like you, youre welcome
thats pretty much all the knowledge of relationships i have
dont really have much experience i guess
User avatar #81 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
but seriously thanks man. if it all goes well ill give you an update
User avatar #77 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
btw make sure to actually talk
and LISTEN
User avatar #79 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
agreed. relationships are 70% listening and understanding what they are saying
#67 - what are you gay? go for that goth ass  [+] (20 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad 0
User avatar #68 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
i have. shes never been interested. so i dropped it. i moved on but stayed friends with her
#106 - noonelikesdan (09/05/2014) [-]
Perhaps she's never been interested because you've been with all these other people, perhaps she really like the idea so purposely didn't get with anyone etc etc.
User avatar #110 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
i see i need to clarify the situation. we started joking around about it after she had broken up with her boyfriend (he cheated). i was gonna ask her out but before i did she had moved on. but maybe your right.
#112 - noonelikesdan (09/05/2014) [-]
This basically happened to me, but in my case, i'm in the girls position where I got cheated on and then I went out and got with people and then after a while I decided I wanted to try and get with her. then the girl who I had this "deal" with didn't want to because apparently getting together in the future is getting together in the present and she was no longer interested.
User avatar #114 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
man that sucks. but hey. im gonna give it another shot with her. you keep your head up ok?
#116 - noonelikesdan (09/05/2014) [-]
Do it man, be as alpha as you can be and I'll just keep my head floating I dunno, what are you supposed to even say to that, I'm sorry but I can't even
User avatar #117 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
yea i get that. but seriously if all goes well im gonna come back and give you guys an update
#121 - noonelikesdan (09/05/2014) [-]
Awesome bro, good luck with it.
User avatar #69 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
keep trying
if you dont score youre grounded
User avatar #70 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
you know what? your right man. i shouldnt give up yet.
User avatar #71 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
buy flowers and chocolate
i mean seriously who doesnt love flowers and chocolate?
User avatar #72 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
im thinking black roses. yes? no?
User avatar #73 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
no
dont go straight for the full on goth stuff
start with like a random assortment of flowers and if that doesnt work go for the black
User avatar #74 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok. hmmm dinner date? movie? both?
User avatar #75 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
never EVER start with the movie
its just sitting there in silence
maybe just take her out to lunch
nothing too big or fancy just simple
but not as simple as fish and chips
User avatar #78 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
ok got it. thanks man. most of past relationships have been completely on accident to be honest. when we went on dates it was well after we had gotten to know each other so it wasnt awkward like first date awkward. this should be interesting cause we've been friends for so long and im unsure how shes gonna act in this setting
User avatar #80 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
well if she decides to like you, youre welcome
thats pretty much all the knowledge of relationships i have
dont really have much experience i guess
User avatar #81 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
but seriously thanks man. if it all goes well ill give you an update
User avatar #77 - imnotthere (09/05/2014) [-]
btw make sure to actually talk
and LISTEN
User avatar #79 - bigfootluke (09/05/2014) [-]
agreed. relationships are 70% listening and understanding what they are saying
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#54 - so thats what a man-child looks like 08/28/2014 on Hard Choice 0
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