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#29 - All my friends are at prom, and I'm just sitting here looking at cats.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Meow +8
#34 - weakinthecenterr (10 hours ago) [-]
go to anti prom. you need a story about your weekend or you gonna be pissed at people monday
#19 - Picture 05/23/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our... 0
#17 - yes,  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our... +1
#18 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#19 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
#15 - Ok, lets do this.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our... +1
#16 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#17 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
yes,
#18 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#19 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
#13 - Woot!  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our... +1
#14 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
I need you to make me several...
User avatar #15 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
Ok, lets do this.
#16 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#17 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
yes,
#18 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#19 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
#274 - ... get your ass in the kitchen and make me this mouth-gasmic … 05/23/2013 on burger time 0
#188 - duskmane we are doing this.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on burger time 0
User avatar #273 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
These people are clearly amateurs.
You have seen my nachos.
You, yourself, have not yet eaten of the nacho.
But you will.
And in a blinding oral fistfuck of flavor you, too, will understand that Duskmane's kitchen access should be heavily regulated, if not completely restricted.
I will begin my endeavor with a prime cut of Grade AAA Alberta steak.
This will be "treated" (I refuse to speak of how it will be treated, any true steak lover will understand)
A slit will be cut in it, on the horizontal axis.
Maple smoked thick cut bacon will be sprinkled with brown sugar and then baked until crispy in the oven.
The bacon will then be chopped, finely.
It will be stuffed into the steak, which will then be grilled under the watchful eye of a drunken grillmaster.
As the steaks grill, they will be lovingly basted with a mixture of [redacted], [redacted[, sea salt and garlic to enhance the steak's natural flavor.
When the steak has nearly achieved a perfect state of done-ness (depending on what the desire of the diner happens to be) it will be removed from the grill, wrapped again in bacon, and placed back on the grill with a perfectly cut slice of monterey jack cheese.
A freshly baked croisant will serve as the bun for this meat, lending a light and flaky texture, and sweet aroma to the palette.
..
.
I will divulge no further secrets.
you have been warned.
duskmane is not allowed in the kitchen.
User avatar #274 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
... get your ass in the kitchen and make me this mouth-gasmic creation....please? ^^
#6 - I expect pictures.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our... +4
User avatar #7 - tallzed (05/23/2013) [-]
I would love to see the pictures as well.
User avatar #8 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
OC Tiethulu done by a funnyjunker? That would get redthumbed to hell.. unless.. i found a way to make it... breathtaking. Astounding. Mind shattering.
I can do this.
User avatar #9 - tallzed (05/23/2013) [-]
Do it!
User avatar #10 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
I'll need some time to prepare.
User avatar #11 - tallzed (05/23/2013) [-]
Take all the time you need to prepare the glorious masterpiece. Send pics when done please.
User avatar #12 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
immortalfear..... I will require your assistance!
User avatar #13 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
Woot!
#14 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
I need you to make me several...
User avatar #15 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
Ok, lets do this.
#16 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#17 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
yes,
#18 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#19 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
#4 - I'm half expecting duskmane to do this...  [+] (15 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our... +4
User avatar #5 - duskmane (05/22/2013) [-]
I will procure the ties.
User avatar #6 - immortalfear (05/22/2013) [-]
I expect pictures.
User avatar #7 - tallzed (05/23/2013) [-]
I would love to see the pictures as well.
User avatar #8 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
OC Tiethulu done by a funnyjunker? That would get redthumbed to hell.. unless.. i found a way to make it... breathtaking. Astounding. Mind shattering.
I can do this.
User avatar #9 - tallzed (05/23/2013) [-]
Do it!
User avatar #10 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
I'll need some time to prepare.
User avatar #11 - tallzed (05/23/2013) [-]
Take all the time you need to prepare the glorious masterpiece. Send pics when done please.
User avatar #12 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
immortalfear..... I will require your assistance!
User avatar #13 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
Woot!
#14 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
I need you to make me several...
User avatar #15 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
Ok, lets do this.
#16 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#17 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
yes,
#18 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
#19 - immortalfear (05/23/2013) [-]
#351 - My stepdad works with some chefs who have met him, he's actual…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Amy's Baking Company 0
User avatar #618 - Omegashenron (05/21/2013) [-]
I dont even know anything about him other then he is an angry chef on tv, dont watch the show at all or anything.
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#48 to #26 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
we can go back to here L
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#49 to #48 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
I suppose we could,
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#50 to #49 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
very well what would you like to talk about L
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#51 to #50 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
How are things with Misa? catching kira
How are things with Misa?
catching kira
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#52 to #51 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
not bad, why do you ask
evil laugh internally
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#53 to #52 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
Could I ask you to tell her the cake is mine
she isn't the second kira
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#54 to #53 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
sure i can do that
note to self poison cake
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#56 to #55 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
is there a problem L
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User avatar #58 to #56 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
Only with the loss of leads
because you're kira and I need a way to prove it
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#59 to #58 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
oh isnt that such a shame
you wont find a way to prove it
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#60 to #59 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
yes...Indeed..
one day
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#29 to #28 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
how are you ont this fine day L
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#30 to #29 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
Could be better, could be worse. And yourself, Light?
Could be better, could be worse. And yourself, Light?
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#31 to #30 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
Im alive and you haven't figure out im kira so I'm good, though i wish you would take of this damn chain because this is getting annoying
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#32 to #31 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
Not yet....
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#33 to #32 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
oh fine ill play along for now
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#34 to #33 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
shh.... just don't let the fan girls see us like this...
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#35 to #34 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
if you say so L
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#36 to #35 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
They just get theses silly Ideas...
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#37 to #36 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
when in reality all you do is stack food
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#38 to #37 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
And try to find out who Kira is, after all, he did kill a protege of mine... >.>
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#39 to #38 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
but mostly stack food
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#40 to #39 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
And get called a pervert by Misa.
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#41 to #40 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
not like you mind
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#42 to #41 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
Trye...
Trye...
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#44 to #42 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
so what are you up to L
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#47 to #44 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
Well, it appears that we've maxed out the thread.
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#45 to #44 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
Making tea and doing some writing. You?
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#46 to #45 - tomanyusernames (05/18/2013) [-]
im making tea and procrastinating and plotting your death
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User avatar #43 to #42 - immortalfear (05/18/2013) [-]
*true
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#24 - duskmane (04/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#22 - duskmane (03/29/2013) [-]
mfw I see people hit on you.
mfw I see people hit on you.
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#23 to #22 - immortalfear (03/29/2013) [-]
mfw some female tries to hit on you.
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User avatar #18 - konradkurze (02/09/2013) [-]
wait
i had an odd revelation
Immortal Fear is actually in a song

shes the 4th line of the song

http://www.elyrics.net/read/a/aiden-lyrics/cry-little-sister-lyrics.html
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User avatar #19 to #18 - immortalfear (02/09/2013) [-]
And we have a winner!
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User avatar #20 to #19 - konradkurze (02/09/2013) [-]
bet you listened to that song just now didnt you
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User avatar #21 to #20 - immortalfear (02/09/2013) [-]
Indeed I did.
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User avatar #17 - konradkurze (02/09/2013) [-]
ImmortalFear trolls her fellow scientist

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTVeqOXR3eU
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#15 - konradkurze (02/07/2013) [-]
< the future ImmortalFear
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#16 to #15 - immortalfear (02/08/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
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#11 - darkjustifier (12/24/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas Immortal!!!
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#12 to #11 - immortalfear (12/24/2012) [-]
Aw thank you! Merry Christmas to you too!
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User avatar #5 - varrensage (08/18/2012) [-]
Did you you say some thing? I did not get the message, but I got a notification.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - immortalfear (08/18/2012) [-]
Re-sent.
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#1 - varrensage (08/11/2012) [-]
I do not know why.
I do not know why.
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#2 to #1 - immortalfear (08/11/2012) [-]
This has endless uses,
This has endless uses,
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#3 to #2 - varrensage (08/11/2012) [-]
How about this?
How about this?
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#4 to #3 - immortalfear (08/11/2012) [-]
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I lost all of my best reaction pics (and my old account) when my old computer got a virus (That reminds me, I still need to get it fixed.)
 
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