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|#29 - All my friends are at prom, and I'm just sitting here looking at cats. [+] (1 new reply)||10 hours ago on Meow||+8|
|#19 - Picture||05/23/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our...||0|
|#17 - yes, [+] (2 new replies)||05/23/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our...||+1|
|#15 - Ok, lets do this. [+] (4 new replies)||05/23/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our...||+1|
|#13 - Woot! [+] (6 new replies)||05/23/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our...||+1|
|#274 - ... get your ass in the kitchen and make me this mouth-gasmic …||05/23/2013 on burger time||0|
|#188 - duskmane we are doing this. [+] (2 new replies)||05/23/2013 on burger time||0|
#273 - duskmane (05/23/2013) [-]
These people are clearly amateurs.
You have seen my nachos.
You, yourself, have not yet eaten of the nacho.
But you will.
And in a blinding oral fistfuck of flavor you, too, will understand that Duskmane's kitchen access should be heavily regulated, if not completely restricted.
I will begin my endeavor with a prime cut of Grade AAA Alberta steak.
This will be "treated" (I refuse to speak of how it will be treated, any true steak lover will understand)
A slit will be cut in it, on the horizontal axis.
Maple smoked thick cut bacon will be sprinkled with brown sugar and then baked until crispy in the oven.
The bacon will then be chopped, finely.
It will be stuffed into the steak, which will then be grilled under the watchful eye of a drunken grillmaster.
As the steaks grill, they will be lovingly basted with a mixture of [redacted], [redacted[, sea salt and garlic to enhance the steak's natural flavor.
When the steak has nearly achieved a perfect state of done-ness (depending on what the desire of the diner happens to be) it will be removed from the grill, wrapped again in bacon, and placed back on the grill with a perfectly cut slice of monterey jack cheese.
A freshly baked croisant will serve as the bun for this meat, lending a light and flaky texture, and sweet aroma to the palette.
I will divulge no further secrets.
you have been warned.
duskmane is not allowed in the kitchen.
|#6 - I expect pictures. [+] (13 new replies)||05/22/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our...||+4|
|#4 - I'm half expecting duskmane to do this... [+] (15 new replies)||05/22/2013 on Tiethulu comes to reap our...||+4|
|#351 - My stepdad works with some chefs who have met him, he's actual… [+] (1 new reply)||05/20/2013 on Amy's Baking Company||0|
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