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immatakeaduty

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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:2/16/2014
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:Minnesota
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User avatar #222 - kibbleking (13 hours ago) [-]
Central Time > other puny times
#223 - immatakeaduty (13 hours ago) [-]
#8 - jeeeesus christ. i would **** bricks, way too …  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Pillow can set you free 0
User avatar #9 - thispuckingguy (14 hours ago) [-]
The Fucking creepy part is when I went to tell my gf my son was like no daddy no tell it bad. And I was like who said it was bad the ghost? And he's like yeah,... Fucking chills and shit crawl up my spine I keep his bed in our room now too lol he's never going to sleep alone again
#6 - my guy is 2 1/2, and we are also expecting a little girl, comi…  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on Pillow can set you free 0
User avatar #7 - thispuckingguy (14 hours ago) [-]
Get him a toddler bed bro when mine started that crib climbing I knew it was time, I get freaked out at night so I pick him up sometimes and have him sleep with me

Why
Well one night he was playing in his crib and I was watching him then I see him pushing something on the side rail I think it's his pillow so I'm watching him push this thing and it comes to me that it's another Lil kid in his crib. When I see this the ghost disappears and my son hits his face on the rail and busted his lip. Ever since then I bring him to my bed with my gf. Too spooky for me man
User avatar #8 - immatakeaduty (14 hours ago) [-]
jeeeesus christ.

i would shit bricks, way too spooky

User avatar #9 - thispuckingguy (14 hours ago) [-]
The Fucking creepy part is when I went to tell my gf my son was like no daddy no tell it bad. And I was like who said it was bad the ghost? And he's like yeah,... Fucking chills and shit crawl up my spine I keep his bed in our room now too lol he's never going to sleep alone again
#1 - our son sleeps with one teddy bear now, we caught him doing th…  [+] (5 new replies) 15 hours ago on Pillow can set you free 0
User avatar #3 - thispuckingguy (14 hours ago) [-]
Did he hit his head hard? Conserned father here looks like he hit the wood floors, is he about 1-1/12 my son is too must have balls to post ur kid online. Just wait man when they start walking they become unstoppable t-rexs always got to watch them and when they get quite sometime is up remember that I'm going to have a Lil girl soon I have a 2 yr old boy at home he's sleeping next to me a bad habit of mine. Sorry for rambling I like talking to other parents I wish admin would make a parents board.
User avatar #6 - immatakeaduty (14 hours ago) [-]
my guy is 2 1/2, and we are also expecting a little girl, comin the end of may.

we have carpeting in his room, he took the blanket and 5-6 stuffed animals he sleeps with and dropped them outside his crib. I was asleep on the couch when I heard a THUD come from through the monitor. fuckin had a heart attack.

but, after running like a maniac up the stairs, I open the door to see him playing with his trucks, happy as a clam.

and it's all good yo, it would be neat if there were a parent board
User avatar #7 - thispuckingguy (14 hours ago) [-]
Get him a toddler bed bro when mine started that crib climbing I knew it was time, I get freaked out at night so I pick him up sometimes and have him sleep with me

Why
Well one night he was playing in his crib and I was watching him then I see him pushing something on the side rail I think it's his pillow so I'm watching him push this thing and it comes to me that it's another Lil kid in his crib. When I see this the ghost disappears and my son hits his face on the rail and busted his lip. Ever since then I bring him to my bed with my gf. Too spooky for me man
User avatar #8 - immatakeaduty (14 hours ago) [-]
jeeeesus christ.

i would shit bricks, way too spooky

User avatar #9 - thispuckingguy (14 hours ago) [-]
The Fucking creepy part is when I went to tell my gf my son was like no daddy no tell it bad. And I was like who said it was bad the ghost? And he's like yeah,... Fucking chills and shit crawl up my spine I keep his bed in our room now too lol he's never going to sleep alone again
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#68 - ileikanime (19 hours ago) [-]
Bend over right now. I want to **** yyour asss
User avatar #69 to #68 - immatakeaduty (19 hours ago) [-]
ooooooooook

pls don't be gentle
#66 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi immatakeaduty! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #56 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
We appear to share text.
How dare you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - immatakeaduty (03/20/2015) [-]
almost, a very close match.

you win this round, only because you sold your soul earlier than I did
User avatar #58 to #57 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
I had a soul?
User avatar #59 to #58 - immatakeaduty (03/20/2015) [-]
i don't see red hair in your avatar, so I can only assume
User avatar #60 to #59 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
There's auburn hints in the summer, but nah. I look Greek as **** 90% of the time.
User avatar #61 to #60 - immatakeaduty (03/20/2015) [-]
greek as **** can't be too bad, good food from what i recall
User avatar #62 to #61 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
Oh, the food's gorgeous. There's a Greek restaurant run by people from one of the islands in the nearby city and good God, the spanakopita there is better than my dad's.
User avatar #63 to #62 - immatakeaduty (03/20/2015) [-]
I had a decent serving of spanakopita when I was in Chicago, otherwise I haven't had much.

Duluth, MN isn't exactly a cultural melting pot anymore, just lots of rich white people driving up property taxes and ******** on the middle class.
User avatar #64 to #63 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
Sounds lame. Makes me glad I'm practically a Mancunian. So much stuff going on here. The street that had the Greek restaurant - which we'd gone to on my dad's birthday, it's called Alexandros and my dad goes by Alex - also had a Persian, an Italian, an Indian, and a Moroccan. We almost went to be Moroccan, which I'm glad we didn't.
User avatar #65 to #64 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
TO THE MOROCCAN, EVEN. wow.
User avatar #70 to #65 - immatakeaduty (19 hours ago) [-]
HA. just saw this.

you almost looked like you're culturally insensitive.

if there's one thing I can't stand in this world, it's cultural insensitivity.

well, that and the Dutch.
User avatar #50 - exceeding (02/13/2015) [-]
I heard you wanted colored text
User avatar #51 to #50 - immatakeaduty (02/13/2015) [-]
i do I had four saved up, done went and burned through em
User avatar #52 to #51 - exceeding (02/13/2015) [-]
I want to try trading me colored text items to you but i think you need to initiate trade
User avatar #54 to #52 - immatakeaduty (02/14/2015) [-]
nope, no dice, sall good though.
User avatar #53 to #52 - immatakeaduty (02/14/2015) [-]
I don't think text items can be traded, but I'll give it a shot
User avatar #55 to #53 - exceeding (02/14/2015) [-]
That's too bad
User avatar #56 to #55 - immatakeaduty (02/14/2015) [-]
it's aight, just have to try a bit harder is all.
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User avatar #40 - mooshmallow (01/23/2015) [-]
Hey I'm gonna try something, you get this message?
User avatar #41 to #40 - immatakeaduty (01/23/2015) [-]
yep, what are you trying?

or was sending the message your something?
User avatar #42 to #41 - mooshmallow (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm going to post a link to the item workshop where I'll sell one of my colored texts for 1 point and you buy it, then you try to apply it and see if it works. Clear?
User avatar #43 to #42 - mooshmallow (01/23/2015) [-]
Aw tits, I can't sell it. fukkin admin not lettin me sell colored text. rude.
User avatar #44 to #43 - immatakeaduty (01/23/2015) [-]
right right. are you having trouble changing the color? it's already purple, if by some weird chance you can't see it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - mooshmallow (01/23/2015) [-]
Oh, I see it. I just wanted to change it. Someone said to try after the the update. I really wish we could give (or at least sell) our colored text to other members.
User avatar #46 to #45 - immatakeaduty (01/23/2015) [-]
fasho, I wanted to hand a couple out to this newbie a while back, they were just rad.

I would say wait till after the update, that may be the issue? it isn't a terrible color as it is now though.
#36 - magictictac (01/05/2015) [-]
ypou actually think u can fux wit me
#37 to #36 - immatakeaduty (01/05/2015) [-]
i came across a young mc, a mr. magictictac   
I said  "Boy, what the 			****		 you think this is?" as I wipe my butt crack   
"Your rhymes are old and crusty like you grammas knick knacks,   
why don't you grab yourself a drink and have a little sit back."   
   
You say sluts don't know how to behave, I say you're silly as 			****		   
ooglin all them little honeys, sportin lips like a duck.   
go out and find a real bitch, one that drives a big truck   
chances are that she be rockin a set of nuts with your luck   
   
Now I done told you little man, my 			****		 is tight like a nubile   
i can wreck a newfag quicker than flojo runs miles.   
you didn't think i could come back with a silly new style   
droppin spherical lyrics, drivin you ol lady wild.
i came across a young mc, a mr. magictictac
I said "Boy, what the **** you think this is?" as I wipe my butt crack
"Your rhymes are old and crusty like you grammas knick knacks,
why don't you grab yourself a drink and have a little sit back."

You say sluts don't know how to behave, I say you're silly as ****
ooglin all them little honeys, sportin lips like a duck.
go out and find a real bitch, one that drives a big truck
chances are that she be rockin a set of nuts with your luck

Now I done told you little man, my **** is tight like a nubile
i can wreck a newfag quicker than flojo runs miles.
you didn't think i could come back with a silly new style
droppin spherical lyrics, drivin you ol lady wild.

User avatar #31 - immatakeaduty (12/30/2014) [-]
**immatakeaduty used "*roll cah question*"**
**immatakeaduty rolls In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.**
User avatar #32 to #31 - immatakeaduty (12/30/2014) [-]
**immatakeaduty used "*roll cah answer*"**
**immatakeaduty rolls Pulling out.**
User avatar #30 - pioneermhm (12/20/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fj-movie-night I suggest starting here A bit nostalgic
#29 - shyriu (12/10/2014) [-]
shyriu deliver
you lose
enjoy
User avatar #22 - Seanxone (10/18/2014) [-]
The person deleted the content with the Chinese writing and now I don't know what your spoiler said
User avatar #23 to #22 - immatakeaduty (10/18/2014) [-]
I had said, "Also, I wouldn't mind knowing what the hell I'm looking at either"

you speaka da china man tongue? That's pretty neat.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Seanxone (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm not fluent yet but I'm learning hella fast cause my teacher moves at a mile a minute. I'm in my first half of Intermediate Chinese and it's wrecking me pretty hard.
User avatar #25 to #24 - immatakeaduty (10/18/2014) [-]
I can't fully relate, but I started speaking Russian in high school. It was bizarre, and it didn't help our teacher had a bit of a breakdown 2 weeks in. But rad yo, keep that mess up.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Seanxone (10/18/2014) [-]
Absolutely, I need to for the rest of the year for the minor anyway lol
User avatar #20 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Ay. You're still a faggot.
User avatar #19 - katarinaismywaifu (09/23/2014) [-]
gratz on ur kid
User avatar #18 - konradkurze (09/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze hires immatakeaduty a ghoul hooker**
#11 - funferret ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I just had to stop by and say that the spray paint work you did was 			*******		 awesome.    
Keep up the amazing work, man.
I just had to stop by and say that the spray paint work you did was ******* awesome.
Keep up the amazing work, man.
#12 to #11 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
seriously, thank you so much! I can't believe the response it has gotten, honestly. The table in the content sold for $300, after 2-3 weeks of spamming craigslist and facebook. Seeing the response from everyone, and a few people having asked for commissioned work, I'll keep doing this as long as my fingers can move.
User avatar #13 to #12 - funferret ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
No problem, man; I dabble in art a little bit here an there I can definitely say that praise for your work is the best motivation to keep going.
Have you ever thought about possibly making a deviantART account and posting your work there? Because you could potentially get a lot more commissions if you're willing to ship long distance.
User avatar #14 to #13 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
I haven't, honestly, I'm brand new to this whole online selling thing. I've only ever done craigslist stuff. But, that would be ideal, I would like to reach out to a larger audience and if possible, sustain myself on this sort of stuff while I build my house.
User avatar #15 to #14 - funferret ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, then it should definitely help to broaden your audience. You could also try and find people who do similar things and ask them for any tips on selling it online.
Because I'm not sure if craigslist would be the ideal way to sell art to people lol.
User avatar #16 to #15 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
straight up it isn't. i was dyin; "nobody likes it, too expensive, no one wants a table like that" etc. it was actually a friend who helped sell it on one of those garage sale pages on fb, they gal tried talking me down, but having built the table and done the painting, I needed my time investment back.
User avatar #17 to #16 - funferret ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd feel kinda insulted if someone tried to negotiate the price of something I put hours of work into. But yeah, art sites are an ideal place to sell your work since people who go there are most likely there to buy/sell. And you can probably find other sites besides deviantART that can help you get your art out there into the world.
User avatar #3 - maime (08/10/2014) [-]
The spray painting that you do is really impressive. I'd love to own a piece, but I haven't anything to trade.
Would you consider selling, perhaps?
User avatar #4 to #3 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
Absolutely! When it comes to other artists, I usually offer a piece as trade for one of theirs, kind of a work trade thing. But yes, I would certainly consider selling a piece! Are you cool with me just doing something up and showing you, or did you have something in mind?
User avatar #5 to #4 - maime (08/11/2014) [-]
Anything would be fine!

But before you work on anything, we should figure out about how much it'll cost.
... And also how we'll work out the shipping, or whatnot. And payment method.
User avatar #6 to #5 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
well, the cost would depend on what kind of piece we were talking about. something like an 18" x 24" for a wall would run in the park of $50-75, smaller items would be less. Shipping would most likely be insured ups or usps, I would cover insurance and you would cover shipping. Payment can be as easy as paypal, or if you prefer I could create an Etsy sellers profile and do it as appointment selling.
User avatar #7 to #6 - maime (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm really intrigued.
This isn't a hobby that you'll soon be giving up, I'd hope?

If possible, I'd like to wait until after New Years before purchasing.
User avatar #8 to #7 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
No, as long as my fingers will work, I will keep doing this.

After new years would be fine! When I get an etsy page set up, I'll send you the info! Thank you so much for your interest!
User avatar #9 to #8 - maime (08/11/2014) [-]
Thank you, as well!
Please take care.

Perhaps I'll drop by here every couple of months, to see what new things you've been working on?
If that would be alright!
User avatar #10 to #9 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
most certainly!

You take care as well!
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