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Age: 30
Date Signed Up:2/16/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Minnesota
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#127 - right dance wrong **** soooo, no thum…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Admin's Patreon + Hat Giveaway +5
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#174 - fluttergrey (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean on the no thumb, I thumbed up the ones above that did the conga line.
#233 - i appreciate you bby gurl, but if those idiots can't see what … 01/07/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +4
#74 - lol, i've never seena reply to a deleted comment, kinda neat.… 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... -1
#72 - additionally, by your logic, all I am is northwestern african,… 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... 0
#71 - and in all actuality, due to the rule of Genghis Khan, we're a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... 0
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#72 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
additionally, by your logic, all I am is northwestern african, right?

Because we all came from africa, you know, the cradle of life and all?
#70 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... 0
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#73 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
well you see ma nigga. yes the human genome came from Africa, but we are homo-sapiens sapiens. the Cro-Magnon aka early modern humans originated from Europe and asi and few areas in the middle east.
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#74 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
lol, i've never seena reply to a deleted comment, kinda neat. I just moved them under my other comment.
#69 - Comment deleted 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... 0
#68 - well, no...so, alaskan natives were born of the russian native…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... 0
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#71 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
and in all actuality, due to the rule of Genghis Khan, we're all a little asian, so I correct myself.
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#72 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
additionally, by your logic, all I am is northwestern african, right?

Because we all came from africa, you know, the cradle of life and all?
#64 - native americans look similar to polynesian folks, but we are …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2016 on CGI'ed characters are... 0
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#66 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
both came from asia. hawaiians are more south east asians americans are north east asians
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#73 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
well you see ma nigga. yes the human genome came from Africa, but we are homo-sapiens sapiens. the Cro-Magnon aka early modern humans originated from Europe and asi and few areas in the middle east.
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#74 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
lol, i've never seena reply to a deleted comment, kinda neat. I just moved them under my other comment.
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#68 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
well, no...so, alaskan natives were born of the russian native tribes centuries ago, they used the land bridge to come across. Tribes like the apache and navajo came from southern north america, mexico and the like. plains natives, blackfoot and chippewa came out of the north, unsure of their original lineage but I doubt they made the journey from asia to canada.

I can keep going, but iff'n you're thinkin I'm an asian, I've clearly wasted enough of my time.

but keep on keepin on, i bet those militia fellas in oregon could use a hand.
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#71 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
and in all actuality, due to the rule of Genghis Khan, we're all a little asian, so I correct myself.
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#72 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
additionally, by your logic, all I am is northwestern african, right?

Because we all came from africa, you know, the cradle of life and all?
#163 - the more days go by, the ******** this gif gets. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +8
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#224 - chillybilly (01/07/2016) [-]
For those thoombling the guy down
I do believe he means the quality of the GIF. It's true, too. It almost looks like people are increasing the sharpness and removing a frame every time they post it.
#233 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
i appreciate you bby gurl, but if those idiots can't see what i'm talking about, let them enjoy their shitty gif. i don't give a shit about red thumbs.

but yeah, it's like people keep saving the image and uploading it instead of posting a url, or just fuckin with it and uploading it.

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#88 - immatakeaduty (06/01/2015) [-]
stickied by immatakeaduty
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#111 - lickmeforfree (10/04/2015) [-]
The King of Flaim has blessed you with his courage!
User avatar #108 - admin (08/03/2015) [-]
is it fixed now? please check report bugs and reply
User avatar #105 - admin (08/03/2015) [-]
hey you there? can you explain the access fj through a link thing in bug reports? pls respond to me thx
User avatar #106 to #105 - immatakeaduty (08/03/2015) [-]
sorry, at work.

it was a url from the top content posted in the last 30 days, my boss just blocked w/o any exceptions.

it wasn't an actual link, sry bout the confusion.
User avatar #107 to #106 - immatakeaduty (08/03/2015) [-]
blocked funnyjunk . com
#90 - irvea (06/01/2015) [-]
hi
hi
User avatar #91 to #90 - immatakeaduty (06/03/2015) [-]
well hello there, how's things?
#92 to #91 - irvea (06/03/2015) [-]
guud, how's stuff
guud, how's stuff
#93 to #92 - immatakeaduty (06/07/2015) [-]
not the worst, stuck in a job dealing with incompetent co-workers, but i do have a great little family, and I'm still able to play vids every couple of days.   
   
what brought you to my humble little user page?
not the worst, stuck in a job dealing with incompetent co-workers, but i do have a great little family, and I'm still able to play vids every couple of days.

what brought you to my humble little user page?
#96 to #93 - irvea (06/07/2015) [-]
sounds busy yet u has time, nice   
   
your pic
sounds busy yet u has time, nice

your pic
#97 to #96 - irvea (06/07/2015) [-]
oh hey how bout that i found it gif.flrn.nl/post/108766818597
oh hey how bout that i found it gif.flrn.nl/post/108766818597
User avatar #98 to #97 - irvea (06/07/2015) [-]
damn fj ruins gifs
#73 - murrlogic (05/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #74 - murrlogic (05/28/2015) [-]
How did you know I was moving?
User avatar #75 to #74 - murrlogic (05/28/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #76 to #75 - immatakeaduty (05/28/2015) [-]
how's things?
User avatar #77 to #76 - murrlogic (05/28/2015) [-]
Looking around for people to draw me pictures

Also got off work an hour ago.
User avatar #78 to #77 - immatakeaduty (05/28/2015) [-]
I just got to work a couple hours ago, not enthused.

and I'm more of a painter, not so much a draw-er.
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic (05/28/2015) [-]
Paint me pictures pls

today is my birthday.
#80 to #79 - immatakeaduty (05/28/2015) [-]
being at work, i cannot paint you one now, but here's a pic of one I did last summer i work with spraypaint, can only work outside and live in northern mn, so I haven't had enough warm days to get out and paint lately
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic (05/28/2015) [-]


I want a painting.
User avatar #82 to #81 - immatakeaduty (05/28/2015) [-]
give me your address lil homie, I'll ship you something
#83 to #82 - murrlogic (05/28/2015) [-]
1700 Yulupa Ave, Santa Rosa, CA 95405

Draw me a picture of my waifu Asami being showered with money
User avatar #86 to #83 - immatakeaduty (05/29/2015) [-]
i googled the address, I would imagine that housing situation is only temporary i stayed at a couple places like that here in MN
User avatar #87 to #86 - murrlogic (05/29/2015) [-]
You're correct

I'm on a very low budget. I can stay their for like $50 rent for like 4 years then I have to leave.
User avatar #84 to #83 - immatakeaduty (05/28/2015) [-]
will they forward mail if you move by the time it gets to you?
#68 - ileikanime (03/30/2015) [-]
Bend over right now. I want to **** yyour asss
User avatar #69 to #68 - immatakeaduty (03/30/2015) [-]
ooooooooook

pls don't be gentle
User avatar #56 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
We appear to share text.
How dare you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - immatakeaduty (03/20/2015) [-]
almost, a very close match.

you win this round, only because you sold your soul earlier than I did
User avatar #58 to #57 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
I had a soul?
User avatar #59 to #58 - immatakeaduty (03/20/2015) [-]
i don't see red hair in your avatar, so I can only assume
User avatar #60 to #59 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
There's auburn hints in the summer, but nah. I look Greek as **** 90% of the time.
User avatar #61 to #60 - immatakeaduty (03/20/2015) [-]
greek as **** can't be too bad, good food from what i recall
User avatar #62 to #61 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
Oh, the food's gorgeous. There's a Greek restaurant run by people from one of the islands in the nearby city and good God, the spanakopita there is better than my dad's.
User avatar #63 to #62 - immatakeaduty (03/20/2015) [-]
I had a decent serving of spanakopita when I was in Chicago, otherwise I haven't had much.

Duluth, MN isn't exactly a cultural melting pot anymore, just lots of rich white people driving up property taxes and ******** on the middle class.
User avatar #64 to #63 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
Sounds lame. Makes me glad I'm practically a Mancunian. So much stuff going on here. The street that had the Greek restaurant - which we'd gone to on my dad's birthday, it's called Alexandros and my dad goes by Alex - also had a Persian, an Italian, an Indian, and a Moroccan. We almost went to be Moroccan, which I'm glad we didn't.
User avatar #65 to #64 - infernalinsolence (03/20/2015) [-]
TO THE MOROCCAN, EVEN. wow.
User avatar #70 to #65 - immatakeaduty (03/30/2015) [-]
HA. just saw this.

you almost looked like you're culturally insensitive.

if there's one thing I can't stand in this world, it's cultural insensitivity.

well, that and the Dutch.
User avatar #50 - exceeding (02/13/2015) [-]
I heard you wanted colored text
User avatar #51 to #50 - immatakeaduty (02/13/2015) [-]
i do I had four saved up, done went and burned through em
User avatar #52 to #51 - exceeding (02/13/2015) [-]
I want to try trading me colored text items to you but i think you need to initiate trade
User avatar #54 to #52 - immatakeaduty (02/14/2015) [-]
nope, no dice, sall good though.
User avatar #53 to #52 - immatakeaduty (02/14/2015) [-]
I don't think text items can be traded, but I'll give it a shot
User avatar #55 to #53 - exceeding (02/14/2015) [-]
That's too bad
User avatar #56 to #55 - immatakeaduty (02/14/2015) [-]
it's aight, just have to try a bit harder is all.
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User avatar #40 - mooshmallow (01/23/2015) [-]
Hey I'm gonna try something, you get this message?
User avatar #41 to #40 - immatakeaduty (01/23/2015) [-]
yep, what are you trying?

or was sending the message your something?
User avatar #42 to #41 - mooshmallow (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm going to post a link to the item workshop where I'll sell one of my colored texts for 1 point and you buy it, then you try to apply it and see if it works. Clear?
User avatar #43 to #42 - mooshmallow (01/23/2015) [-]
Aw tits, I can't sell it. fukkin admin not lettin me sell colored text. rude.
User avatar #44 to #43 - immatakeaduty (01/23/2015) [-]
right right. are you having trouble changing the color? it's already purple, if by some weird chance you can't see it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - mooshmallow (01/23/2015) [-]
Oh, I see it. I just wanted to change it. Someone said to try after the the update. I really wish we could give (or at least sell) our colored text to other members.
User avatar #46 to #45 - immatakeaduty (01/23/2015) [-]
fasho, I wanted to hand a couple out to this newbie a while back, they were just rad.

I would say wait till after the update, that may be the issue? it isn't a terrible color as it is now though.
#36 - magictictac (01/05/2015) [-]
ypou actually think u can fux wit me
#37 to #36 - immatakeaduty (01/05/2015) [-]
i came across a young mc, a mr. magictictac   
I said  "Boy, what the 			****		 you think this is?" as I wipe my butt crack   
"Your rhymes are old and crusty like you grammas knick knacks,   
why don't you grab yourself a drink and have a little sit back."   
   
You say sluts don't know how to behave, I say you're silly as 			****		   
ooglin all them little honeys, sportin lips like a duck.   
go out and find a real bitch, one that drives a big truck   
chances are that she be rockin a set of nuts with your luck   
   
Now I done told you little man, my 			****		 is tight like a nubile   
i can wreck a newfag quicker than flojo runs miles.   
you didn't think i could come back with a silly new style   
droppin spherical lyrics, drivin you ol lady wild.
i came across a young mc, a mr. magictictac
I said "Boy, what the **** you think this is?" as I wipe my butt crack
"Your rhymes are old and crusty like you grammas knick knacks,
why don't you grab yourself a drink and have a little sit back."

You say sluts don't know how to behave, I say you're silly as ****
ooglin all them little honeys, sportin lips like a duck.
go out and find a real bitch, one that drives a big truck
chances are that she be rockin a set of nuts with your luck

Now I done told you little man, my **** is tight like a nubile
i can wreck a newfag quicker than flojo runs miles.
you didn't think i could come back with a silly new style
droppin spherical lyrics, drivin you ol lady wild.

User avatar #31 - immatakeaduty (12/30/2014) [-]
**immatakeaduty used "*roll cah question*"**
**immatakeaduty rolls In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.**
User avatar #32 to #31 - immatakeaduty (12/30/2014) [-]
**immatakeaduty used "*roll cah answer*"**
**immatakeaduty rolls Pulling out.**
User avatar #30 - pioneermhm (12/20/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fj-movie-night I suggest starting here A bit nostalgic
#29 - shyriu (12/10/2014) [-]
shyriu deliver
you lose
enjoy
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