If we take pride in anything, it's our facial hair.

You just keep telling yourself that.

k

>Guy fucks up by posting stupid comment
>Tries to redeem himself with a dumb explanation

not really, my reputation on funnyjunk means nothing to me

You just keep telling yourself that.

k

You better watch it, buster! You're cruisin' for a bruisin'!

That's a lotta swear words sonny.
You must be the coolest kid in the 4th grade.

just look at his username, dude.
Total badass. He's probably always the server in Four Square at recess.

Nicely said, sir.

Well obviously. I mean look at his username.

Oh my god.
I didn't even notice that.

im actually a very generous person
by me writing something as obscene as I did, I brought attention to his bland and boring comment and as people notice my crude comment they feel a trifle bit sorry and more amused by the comment I replied to earning him more thumbs than he would've previously recieved with the consequence of me getting red thumbs.
Simple psychology

>Guy fucks up by posting stupid comment
>Tries to redeem himself with a dumb explanation

not really, my reputation on funnyjunk means nothing to me

You just keep telling yourself that.

k

No

I can see this is going nowhere, so I'm out.

I've got better things to do than argue with a baby on the internet.

says the guy who started the argument....

So you're 1?

yep, 1 and on the internet
can't you see that im a prodigy

I can see this is going nowhere, so I'm out.

I've got better things to do than argue with a baby on the internet.

says the guy who started the argument....

"i don't wanna."

What are you, 9?

no, im on the internet
you're off by 8 years

So you're 1?

yep, 1 and on the internet
can't you see that im a prodigy

I can see this is going nowhere, so I'm out.

I've got better things to do than argue with a baby on the internet.

says the guy who started the argument....

Then you would be quiet.

So stop.

nah, i dont wanna

"i don't wanna."

What are you, 9?

no, im on the internet
you're off by 8 years

So you're 1?

yep, 1 and on the internet
can't you see that im a prodigy

I can see this is going nowhere, so I'm out.

I've got better things to do than argue with a baby on the internet.

says the guy who started the argument....

There are many on funnyjunk who are mentally retarded.

Just be quiet, you're embarrassing yourself.

yea... my self-esteem is based on what funnyjunk members think of me

Then you would be quiet.

So stop.

nah, i dont wanna

"i don't wanna."

What are you, 9?

no, im on the internet
you're off by 8 years

So you're 1?

yep, 1 and on the internet
can't you see that im a prodigy

I can see this is going nowhere, so I'm out.

I've got better things to do than argue with a baby on the internet.

says the guy who started the argument....

You best be trolling.

You are aware that the majority of FunnyJunk isn't THAT fucking retarded.... right?

you people clearly are if you think that I'm serious.....

There are many on funnyjunk who are mentally retarded.

Just be quiet, you're embarrassing yourself.

yea... my self-esteem is based on what funnyjunk members think of me

Then you would be quiet.

So stop.

nah, i dont wanna

"i don't wanna."

What are you, 9?

no, im on the internet
you're off by 8 years

So you're 1?

yep, 1 and on the internet
can't you see that im a prodigy

I can see this is going nowhere, so I'm out.

I've got better things to do than argue with a baby on the internet.

says the guy who started the argument....

Are you fucking serious?

In the end we're all posers, so who cares?