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#9 - Picture 03/02/2014 on no re +2
#7 - **imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on The Nelson Muntz Memorial... +35
#13 - cocosmama (03/02/2014) [-]
**cocosmama rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Things change ** heehee.
User avatar #25 - imcadence (03/02/2014) [-]
nice roll
User avatar #11 - talonhalfstar (03/02/2014) [-]
Nice roll
#126 - guys we need to beat misty 03/02/2014 on Where were you? 0
#10 - my dog is almost 5 years old and a still call her puppy 03/01/2014 on Title +4
#206 - and then the rest of the world will tell us to **** … 03/01/2014 on I am scared 0
#185 - the world is just mad America that we our on the top and ther…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +2
User avatar #242 - Crusader (02/28/2014) [-]
Or invade from Canada?

I mean realistically, the US would have as much chance invading Canada as Canada alone has of invading them.

But make a coalition and suddenly the world's longest demilitarized border is looking awfully insecure. Throw in the facts that the USA can't use nukes against Canada or else destroy itself and suddenly Canada, while not necessarily leading the charge, becomes a middle man and makes off with the remnants to create the Northern Commonwealth of the Districts of Americas. Short form known as CNDA.

In case you couldn't tell, this is a joke.
#206 - amuzen (02/28/2014) [-]
The only thing we're on top in is the entertainment industry and a hefty portion of that industry is foreign entertainers who just reside in the US.
other than that;
we don't have biggest population (that goes to China)
We aren't the wealthiest per capita (Sweden)
We aren't the happiest per capita (Denmark)
We aren't the best or most educated (Japan/Russia)
We aren't the biggest trade power (China)
We don't have the biggest military-although we're pretty close- (Russia)
and we don't have the most land (Russia)

We aren't on top, but we are one of the big players on the global scale.
That being said I think the world is mad at America because the entertainment industry doesn't really portray America all that well and when it does try to portray America it's usually either cynical about it showing the worst parts of the US or it's over the top nationalistic about it.
#219 - jvcjvc (02/28/2014) [-]
You have the biggest military. The US spends 50% of the global military expenses. Russia and China is no way near to what the US is today. But probably in the future unless thing are turned.
User avatar #190 - alcantara (02/28/2014) [-]
China seems to be doing something about it; vast economic growth whilst buying up the debt of the only "superior" economy.

China is well poised for economic warfare against America;it's buying interests in Africa freeing it of dependency on the West for materials; it is building up a decent army; and it is continuously accused of cyber warfare.

You might be top dogs for now; but unless China collapses (personally I think it will - people will either go for a truly communist revolution or a democracy/nationalist revolution), and does so fairly soon, you won't remain top dogs.

Thing is? You'll probably still think that you are, and most of the world will probably still dislike you for it. Even if you accept that you aren't the top dogs at that point, chances are most of the world will still dislike you anyway. American chauvinism is simply viewed as distasteful.
User avatar #217 - bobthedilder (02/28/2014) [-]
I think you missed the part where China has dropped a trillion dollars on housing. bulldozing farmland and building homes nobody wants.
User avatar #224 - alcantara (02/28/2014) [-]
Facts are always selected to prove a point; with others brushed under the carpet

China is undergoing economic expansion at a rate which is significantly above any we've witnessed in the past. In the past we've seen fast expansion lead to a collapse, but with China there is simply no precedent to assert that - once that level of growth is being achieved - there will be a collapse.

The same can be said for the rate of debt increase; their debt is increasing so fast that we simply do not know what will happen - there's no precedent to give us any clue.

Economists look at China as an Anomaly - everything we understand simply doesn't seem to apply to China, it is above and beyond the conventional rules we have developed throughout history...
User avatar #229 - bobthedilder (02/28/2014) [-]
They are factoring in the building or homes are part of their GDP, most economist who know this say China's heading for collapse. And that's bad for everyone.
User avatar #283 - alcantara (02/28/2014) [-]
Most governments do that; Britain would still be in a recession if we didn't do it, lol.
User avatar #376 - bobthedilder (02/28/2014) [-]
Yeah but Britain doesn't have 70 million empty homes. Nobodies buying them so it's a loss, a BIG loss.
User avatar #405 - alcantara (02/28/2014) [-]
We don't have 70 million homes, never mind whether they're occupied or not, lol. We also have a much smaller landmass, and much less people.

You'd need to look at % of homes that are empty, or at the very least weight the 70 million statistic by accounting for the above mentioned discrepancies.

I believe China would still show to have more vacant homes in either case; I don't think it would be all that significant a difference, though. Sheer number of homes is accounted by sheer landmass and sheer population.

Note: England alone has 700,000 empty houses.
Further Note: Britain as a whole doesn't have an official statistic, but it's about 920,000 empty houses; Britain has roughly 22 million houses, so that's just over 4%.
User avatar #196 - jarjarrb (02/28/2014) [-]
China also has forced labor and one of the highest suicide rates out of any country. Sure their economy might be growing slightly but at what cost? Citizens lives and happiness?Like I said every county has its great achievements, but also their faults and failings. Not saying America is the best, we are far from it. But I am proud to be an American, no matter how many witty post are made on Funnyjunk no hard feelings
User avatar #220 - alcantara (02/28/2014) [-]
America has forced labour as part of the penal system, your point being? There's also a large trade in human trafficking...

Greenland and Lithuania have higher suicide rates; not to mention South Korea. Japan has marginally lower suicide rates... your point being?

The "faults and failings" you highlight are also applicable to America (slavery, and suicide rates - 12 of every 100,000 in America, 20 of every 100,000 in China; granted China's is higher, but so is Greenlands at 83 of every 100,000...).

Obviously you're proud to be American; it's hard to be chauvinistic if you're not
User avatar #812 - jarjarrb (02/28/2014) [-]
Obviously you have trouble reading. We have convicted criminals clean the streets yes. But if you want to compare that to forcing 5 year olds to make iPads then I think you have to redefine your definition of forced labor. And I said one of the highest suicide rate, not the highest buddy. You should really understand my main point before you comment. Also, yes, I am patriotic. Is that a bad thing? Obviously I'm not overly chauvinistic. If you read my main comment I said that some of the stuff in the post were true. Would a chauvinist person really agree with an angry Canadian? I don't think so. Please calm down.
User avatar #918 - alcantara (02/28/2014) [-]
"It's okay for us to have slaves because we have the good kind of slaves"

Bitch please...
User avatar #1113 - jarjarrb (03/01/2014) [-]
Woah dude you got to calm down. We were just having an intelligent discussion. No need for such vulgar language. Makes you seem unintelligent.
#179 - im pretty sure alot of that money goes into government foundi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk 0
User avatar #182 - rollmeanddie (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm on an R&D crew currently. I get to work on said projects and then lament when they never get used because 'military spending got reduced'.
#5 - **imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #154 at… 02/28/2014 on obvious oc 0
#23 - ripped* 02/28/2014 on Guys, phanact died. 0
#22 - **imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at … 02/28/2014 on Guys, phanact died. -3
#98 - i know im not the only one who would make a female account and…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Did he sell his gf? 0
#116 - knoldsparker (02/28/2014) [-]
Yea.. a shit ton of rune essence and cowhide. Heroes know how to impress a woman.
#12 - **imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at … 02/23/2014 on my witty title was robbed +4
#336 - **imcadence rolls 408** rolling trips seems to easy 02/23/2014 on ok funnyjunk... 0
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User avatar #29 - imagnetsux (02/23/2014) [-]
rarity has spoken. we must obey.
#19 - **imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at … 02/23/2014 on I hate it when that happens +1
#167 - Comment deleted 02/23/2014 on ancient Egypt is the best... 0
#5 - **imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #460 at… 02/22/2014 on Safety first +4
#4 - and just like a women on her period id still eat it  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Damn, Huey is harsh.... 0
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#38 - just imagine how hot and wet she'd be 02/20/2014 on A risk of drowning 0
#37 - im so glad i only have to wait till April for it to comeback 02/20/2014 on A risk of drowning 0
#9 - if by attack America you mean attack south Korea because they…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on It's about that time of the... +16
User avatar #13 - cumbersome (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, and it's a real shame too because all they're missing is that fucking quarter
#30 - worldofwarcraftdog (02/19/2014) [-]
#4 - ya living in the suburbs of Philly we don't get this much snow… 02/19/2014 on Minnesnowta 0
#11 - i have no idea  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on Have you seen Kyle? +1
User avatar #12 - milomcrobbie (02/19/2014) [-]
If that is on some game show that is hillarious, love seeing funny pics I haven't seen before, gj
#6 - **imcadence rolls 54** how much HD i have 02/18/2014 on Untitled +2
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