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Date Signed Up:6/04/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Philadelphia
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#1426 - **imcadence rolls 74** 06/03/2014 on War Games 0
#1425 - **imcadence rolls 75** 06/03/2014 on War Games 0
#1424 - **imcadence rolls 39** 06/03/2014 on War Games 0
#1423 - **imcadence rolled image **  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on War Games 0
User avatar #1426 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolls 74**
User avatar #1425 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolls 75**
User avatar #1424 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolls 39**
#1421 - **imcadence rolled user nerobritannicus **  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2014 on War Games 0
#1423 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolled image**
User avatar #1426 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolls 74**
User avatar #1425 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolls 75**
User avatar #1424 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolls 39**
#28 - **imcadence rolled image ** mfw  [+] (8 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Tetris +141
#473 - migueldecervantes (06/04/2014) [-]
One of the most beautiful sentences that can be found in video games.
User avatar #332 - iwishiwasazula (06/04/2014) [-]
I have seen that guy everywhere in this site...What about him? I think there was a video of him?
User avatar #346 - childpls (06/04/2014) [-]
he ate haribo gummy bears and posted a video of himself shitting out his insides
User avatar #487 - iwishiwasazula (06/04/2014) [-]
plis send me the link and i will love you forever.
#167 - zeroqp (06/03/2014) [-]
**zeroqp rolled image** Happy Mask Salesman, beginning of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
#240 - twilightdusk (06/03/2014) [-]
**twilightdusk rolled image** some kinda shitty homestuck fanart?
#268 - anonymous (06/03/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
Fuck I am you cat?
#6 - **imcadence rolled image ** what i did  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Lucas is now scarred for life +19
#17 - alruneia (06/03/2014) [-]
unlucky, dude
reminds me of this
#11 - alfonshister (06/03/2014) [-]
you poor little man
#12 - **imcadence rolled image ** 06/03/2014 on Only 80%? +8
#12 - ms paint skills off the charts 06/03/2014 on Is it worth raping her? 0
#10 - **imcadence rolled image ** whats in the trashcan  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Is it worth raping her? 0
#41 - anonymous (06/03/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** this?
#40 - anonymous (06/03/2014) [-]
*roll image* this?
#27 - ciacheczko (06/03/2014) [-]
**ciacheczko rolled image** this?
User avatar #18 - asheskirata (06/03/2014) [-]
Justin Bieber's pride
#16 - anonymous (06/03/2014) [-]
What trashcan?
User avatar #17 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
recycling bin w.e like it matters
#48 - **imcadence rolled image ** what was on the computer 06/03/2014 on Time for an Infomercial thread +4
#25 - **imcadence rolled image ** 06/03/2014 on Incoming ban -1
#49 - We had been captured by the Mongolians who, having heard of my… 06/03/2014 on Anime Facts Comp 1 +1
#48 - Trivia - # Excalibur declares every day as his birthday, m…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Anime Facts Comp 1 +2
User avatar #49 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
We had been captured by the Mongolians who, having heard of my extraordinary power wished to beg me for my service. Why even back then people said that I was formidable. They still do, in fact. “Excalibur!” She shouted, “I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!” I told her that I would save not only her, but also her magnificent wig, which was the style at the time. To sum up; provision number seven hundred and six: Never wear pants after labour day.

One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes that reminds of of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it hom
#47 - Some of the known tasks that Excalibur demands of and inflicts…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Anime Facts Comp 1 +3
User avatar #48 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
Trivia -
# Excalibur declares every day as his birthday, meaning his 75th task applies to every day of the year.

# According to Excalibur, his hat is a top-quality British-made sushi roll.--

It's true, I am no longer the rough-and-tumble youth I once was. This reminds me of a story- you see, it was a day just like today; only quite different. The sky was more blue, and everyone wore wigs which was the style at the time. Or was ...it top hats? No, I’m certain it was top hats, and I should know as I started the trend. That was when I saw her- wearing the largest and most magnificent wig, which as I mentioned was the style at the time. Of course, her headwear paled in comparison to my own fashionable top hat, but that is another matter. As I was saying, it was her magnificent top hat that first caught my eye. It was scarcely a day before we decided to elope. But it would not be easy!
User avatar #49 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
We had been captured by the Mongolians who, having heard of my extraordinary power wished to beg me for my service. Why even back then people said that I was formidable. They still do, in fact. “Excalibur!” She shouted, “I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!” I told her that I would save not only her, but also her magnificent wig, which was the style at the time. To sum up; provision number seven hundred and six: Never wear pants after labour day.

One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes that reminds of of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it hom
#46 - My legend begins in the twelfth century. Do you want to hear t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Anime Facts Comp 1 +7
User avatar #47 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
Some of the known tasks that Excalibur demands of and inflicts upon his prospective wielders are:

* 1: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
* 22: A refreshing morning begins with a refreshing greeting
* 57: Always place a dehumidifier in your room.
*56: You must submit yourself daily to the rigors of polishing my cane
* 58: When I'm humming a tune to myself, you must not speak!
* 75: Excalibur's birthday must be celebrated in a grand manner
*111: You must turn 1000 somersaults while singing God Save the Queen and making my afternoon tea. Earl Grey only, please.
* 172: Seek harmony seek it thus
* 202: The highest class toilet must be prepared
* 278: You must never permit carrots in my meals
* 349: You must never violate my food preferences
* 452: You must attend my daily 5 hour story telling party
* 473: You're to always stay 3 steps behind me while walking
*476: Never trust a meerkat.
* 578: A hero shall always convey the truth
* 602: Food must be freshly prepared
* 667: Always praise Excalibur
* 679: I must always have a dehumidifier in my room
* 778: Never mail out packages cash-on-delivery
* 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery.
User avatar #48 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
Trivia -
# Excalibur declares every day as his birthday, meaning his 75th task applies to every day of the year.

# According to Excalibur, his hat is a top-quality British-made sushi roll.--

It's true, I am no longer the rough-and-tumble youth I once was. This reminds me of a story- you see, it was a day just like today; only quite different. The sky was more blue, and everyone wore wigs which was the style at the time. Or was ...it top hats? No, I’m certain it was top hats, and I should know as I started the trend. That was when I saw her- wearing the largest and most magnificent wig, which as I mentioned was the style at the time. Of course, her headwear paled in comparison to my own fashionable top hat, but that is another matter. As I was saying, it was her magnificent top hat that first caught my eye. It was scarcely a day before we decided to elope. But it would not be easy!
User avatar #49 - imcadence (06/03/2014) [-]
We had been captured by the Mongolians who, having heard of my extraordinary power wished to beg me for my service. Why even back then people said that I was formidable. They still do, in fact. “Excalibur!” She shouted, “I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!” I told her that I would save not only her, but also her magnificent wig, which was the style at the time. To sum up; provision number seven hundred and six: Never wear pants after labour day.

One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes that reminds of of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it hom
#49 - Comment deleted 06/03/2014 on Two Sentence Creepy Pasta... 0
#88 - **imcadence rolled image ** your job 06/03/2014 on i got a job -1
#1631 - **imcadence rolled image ** dont worry i thumbed you down  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you +15
#1636 - EjaculationMan (06/02/2014) [-]
#1625 - **imcadence rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#12 - **imcadence rolled image ** crispy 06/02/2014 on Cannot be Unseen 0
#38 - **imcadence rolled image ** right in my feels 06/02/2014 on feels (description) +2
#48 - **imcadence rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on need a hand? 0
#3238 - **imcadence rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#3 - fear me 06/01/2014 on Lel ur stupid shit 0
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User avatar #8 - murraysnoopy (08/10/2014) [-]
How are you?
#7 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - murraysnoopy (06/19/2014) [-]
Now you has 4 fwends
#6 to #5 - imcadence (06/19/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolled image** now im popular
User avatar #4 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
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Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #4 - schnizel (06/13/2013) [-]
>le poetic shnizy face
#1 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
20 red thumbs for you, you thumb hungry cancerous roll trolling faggot.
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