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#4763 - **imbaffled rolls 675,935** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#18 - **imbaffled rolls 709,799** 08/13/2014 on Where can I find this comment? -1
#6 - **imbaffled rolls 869,652** 08/12/2014 on Random content 0
#57 - **imbaffled rolls 091** 07/30/2014 on Two free games 0
#5 - **imbaffled rolls 1,337** thank mr skeltal  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Praise Mr Skeltal +11
#7 - JustintheWaysian (07/29/2014) [-]
#21 - I agree with you both. 07/29/2014 on in London +3
#18 - (a tesseract) 07/27/2014 on Take a .gif +16
#50 - **imbaffled rolls 445**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on 51 0
#61 - pettdavids (07/23/2014) [-]
**pettdavids rolls 018**
#4663 - **imbaffled rolls 763,343,578** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#223 - **imbaffled rolls 469** Feelin good 07/15/2014 on roll your boat 0
#2 - Pretty sure that's the Azure Window in Gozo Near Malt…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2014 on A Game Of Bros 0
#77 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah, Dwejra in Gozo
#56 - drewilking (07/15/2014) [-]
As a malteser i can confirm that gozo is a deperate island but still part of malta and under the same government
#36 - fennimore (07/15/2014) [-]
**fennimore rolled image** that's true that scene was shoot in Gozo which is an island that forms part of Malta
User avatar #33 - kikkilinu (07/15/2014) [-]
Part of Malta.
#38 - **imbaffled rolled image ** OH YEAH 07/10/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#36 - Take it easy with that d, man. You'll put someones eye out.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 22 +1
User avatar #38 - stefanovic (07/06/2014) [-]
that's what she said
#4571 - **imbaffled rolls 702,226,079** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#5617 - **imbaffled rolled user gayboard ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#2 - Finding Nemo was ******* hard to do.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Every time +186
User avatar #3 - dedaluminus (06/25/2014) [-]
You fool! When a movie is set primarily underwater with fish, you hold your breath during the time that they're in open air.
#5 - realvegzillar (06/25/2014) [-]
Weird, I know. I asked myself that same question while watching that movie. They seem to retain the ability to breathe whilst underwater, I thought, this contradicts everything I know!
I knew the truth was out there so I gathered up all the information I could on these 'fish' and found that they all have one thing in common - They're delicious. "D.I. Price, I have the answers your child was looking for when she watched that Pixar movie!"
"What do you mean?" An air of anxiety was in his voice.
"The fish, they all have one thing in common...They're...delicious." I showed the detective my findings. His eyes shone in all their blue-green wonder.
"It's so obvious now." Price took a drag of his cheapest cigar. "And you're sure there's no other possible connection?"
"Certain, sir. So judging by my findings, if you want to breathe underwater; you'll need some seasoning...and to be grilled in the oven for 15-20 minutes."
It wasn't long after that when my efforts really got knocked into sixth gear. All around the world, police forces were smothering themselves in tartar sauce, garlic and lemon juice, but they came up with nothing. It shouldn't be like this. Fish are served with the best ingredients, so it stands to reason that anyone who serves themselves up like a tasty fish would be able to breathe underwater as well. I started at a sound behind me.
"Your titties, let em out, free at last. Thank God almighty, they free at last." Someone sang. As I turned, I saw him...Kanye.
"You're here." I cried, but Kanye said nothing. "Are you here to tell me how fish breathe underwater."
"Breathe? Underwater?" He said, tilting his hear towards me.
"Yes, do you know how to do it?"
"You have come to the right place. Come, child, I will show you the ways of the Gay Fish."
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User avatar #22 - butterduck (06/26/2014) [-]
TLR
User avatar #15 - chrispoot (06/26/2014) [-]
k
#7 - caffeinecommissar (06/26/2014) [-]
What the fuck did I just read? Is this from that South Park episode where they keep making Fish Stick jokes?
#119 - **imbaffled rolled user lawuser ** I LOVE YOU  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Roll a user 0
User avatar #120 - lawuser (06/16/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#123 - I just get confused 06/14/2014 on Username 0
#247 - **imbaffled rolls 962** Limitless 06/14/2014 on penis 0
#15 - Just in addition to this, it's basically a HIIT class with mor…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Crossfitter attempts 100... +5
#32 - anonymous (06/09/2014) [-]
You went to the wrong gym if they ever sacrifice form. You're talking to the wrong people if they won't shut up about it.
#9 - Feel free to find me, up for most stuff 06/08/2014 on WoW 0
#8 - FOR ME: EU - Ahn Qi'raj (Alli), Ragnaros (Alli & Horde) …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on WoW 0
#9 - imbaffled (06/08/2014) [-]
Feel free to find me, up for most stuff
#4 - Yeah I'm not sure what to think of WoD. Do they have a release…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on WoW 0
User avatar #5 - almostlover (06/08/2014) [-]
i love it, i hope from what ive read itll be hard like BC was, and no they dont even have a beta date yet
#41 - **imbaffled rolled user shisno ** On top or underneath? 06/07/2014 on *Insert smart title here* 0
#26 - Comment deleted 06/07/2014 on MS Paint challenge +1
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