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#258 - **imapatheticbanana rolls 87** /0 = undefined  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Can I borrow your calculator? -3
#270 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/11/2013) [-]
Actually , it equals infinity.
#288 - theepiccunttainter (01/11/2013) [-]
positive and negative infinity
#47 - teletubbies are actually huge.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Teletubbies +29
User avatar #70 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/07/2013) [-]
I don't care how big that purple fuck is. The bigger he is just means the more bullets it will take to bring him down......
#50 - Loststorm (01/07/2013) [-]
That's kinda disturbing.
#112 - can your comment be top comment please? 01/07/2013 on Answers at the bottom +2
#48 - where do I find the "work" tab to go to? 01/05/2013 on How to make money from... +1
#281 - Being British and living in America, I have a question that ha…  [+] (22 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Being British +24
User avatar #343 - womo (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm British and boy i love some milk in my tea. I guess some Americans just don't like the creamy taste.
#336 - ramnarainy (01/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the tea, I put milk in black tea other not so much.
User avatar #331 - benjaminbutton (01/02/2013) [-]
Ok, Ihave never had Earl Grey before, but in all the other teas I had, ranging from Morrocan Mint, various fruit flavored teas, sleepytime tea, green tea, China Green tips, Refresh tea, Chamomile, Jasmine Green tea, and so on, I have always drank them without milk because I can't imagine the combination to be too pleasant. It might be different with earl grey, but with the ones I listed above they taste very good being plain. Do you drink a variety of tea, or solely earl grey?
User avatar #325 - geekinit (01/02/2013) [-]
I drink it with milk, only certain teas I drink without milk.
User avatar #324 - ivoryhammer (01/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the tea
#309 - welcometoatl (01/02/2013) [-]
I put half/half on Iced Tea. And that's only because I hardly drink hot tea. But nonetheless, it gives the tea a wonderful, silky texture.
User avatar #305 - moser (01/02/2013) [-]
We put cream in our coffee so, now that I think about it yeah that does seam kinda weird.
#303 - thornberry (01/02/2013) [-]
Because we're men
#301 - cpthaze has deleted their comment.
User avatar #297 - augustusxxiv (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm Japanese American, and I find it weird/disgusting when someone puts anything in their tea. I flipped a shit once because one of my friends wanted to put sugar in Green tea.

But I guess milk is normal for other western teas.
User avatar #296 - Viceroy (01/02/2013) [-]
I suppose it's preference. I was raised in the UK, but I live in America now. Sometimes I like milk in my tea, but sometimes regular tea because it feels smoother.
#293 - moonmanp (01/02/2013) [-]
I put Coffee Mate in my tea.
#292 - lordaurion (01/02/2013) [-]
Because coffee is a much more popular drink in which you are ridiculed for putting milk in. It kind of translates to tea.
#291 - aslypancake (01/02/2013) [-]
I know that feel, while I may not be English, I'm still mightily Irish, and I always put milk in my tea.

Maybe it's because in America, everyone is used to coffee, especially when the coffee's black.

User avatar #289 - smokekusheveryday (01/02/2013) [-]
I put milk in my tea! (french vanilla and sugar) Brittania eduacted me!
User avatar #294 - terezius (01/02/2013) [-]
Not in your language.
User avatar #298 - smokekusheveryday (01/02/2013) [-]
huh?
User avatar #300 - terezius (01/02/2013) [-]
> Brittania eduacted me!
> eduacted me!
> eduacted
User avatar #376 - smokekusheveryday (01/02/2013) [-]
its the internet i don't have to worry about grammar
#288 - therandomrevewguy (01/02/2013) [-]
**therandomrevewguy rolled a random image posted in comment #425239 at Anime & Manga ** this is why
User avatar #290 - smokekusheveryday (01/02/2013) [-]
THIS IMAGE!!!!! IT IS THE PERFECT ROLL!
User avatar #287 - iusedtocare (01/02/2013) [-]
Tea without milk is like christmas without presents. I know your sadness...
#89 - thumb me down sir i tried 01/02/2013 on Bill 0
#115 - He's in musical theatre and these are headshots. He wants …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on description +8
User avatar #137 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/02/2013) [-]
Musical Theatre, eh?
I'm also in Musical Theatre. While he is quite pretty, my judgement of his plausible perfection must lie on these questions: What is his favourite musical and what are his ideal roles? (Mostly out of general curiosity)
#102 - sorry he's perfect.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2013 on description +16
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User avatar #108 - jwash (01/02/2013) [-]
Why do you have so many posed pictures of your friend?
#115 - imapatheticbanana (01/02/2013) [-]
He's in musical theatre and these are headshots.
He wants to be an actor.

Also here is him with two bengal tigers.
User avatar #137 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/02/2013) [-]
Musical Theatre, eh?
I'm also in Musical Theatre. While he is quite pretty, my judgement of his plausible perfection must lie on these questions: What is his favourite musical and what are his ideal roles? (Mostly out of general curiosity)
User avatar #104 - morskoj (01/02/2013) [-]
He's going to be Neil Patrick Harris 2.
User avatar #113 - kanatana (01/02/2013) [-]
I will not allow myself to masturbate to another man. I'm sorry, but we can't make this happen.
#95 - here's a better picture of him!  [+] (11 new replies) 01/02/2013 on description +14
User avatar #126 - facadeon (01/02/2013) [-]
Creepy how you have much pictures of him
User avatar #100 - morskoj (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm going to masturbate to Nathan.

Tell him of this, and report to me his reaction.
#102 - imapatheticbanana (01/02/2013) [-]
sorry he's perfect.
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User avatar #108 - jwash (01/02/2013) [-]
Why do you have so many posed pictures of your friend?
#115 - imapatheticbanana (01/02/2013) [-]
He's in musical theatre and these are headshots.
He wants to be an actor.

Also here is him with two bengal tigers.
User avatar #137 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/02/2013) [-]
Musical Theatre, eh?
I'm also in Musical Theatre. While he is quite pretty, my judgement of his plausible perfection must lie on these questions: What is his favourite musical and what are his ideal roles? (Mostly out of general curiosity)
User avatar #104 - morskoj (01/02/2013) [-]
He's going to be Neil Patrick Harris 2.
User avatar #113 - kanatana (01/02/2013) [-]
I will not allow myself to masturbate to another man. I'm sorry, but we can't make this happen.
#96 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
kill his parents and make your friend into batman :)
#99 - niggalex (01/02/2013) [-]
its too late we all have a picture of him now
#58 - Isn't anyone concerned that the Nokia is going to crush the ot…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Bill -1
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User avatar #89 - imapatheticbanana (01/02/2013) [-]
thumb me down sir
i tried
#92 - all I see is an older version of my friend nathan dear god.  [+] (18 new replies) 01/02/2013 on description +88
User avatar #128 - waterbottlemanboy (01/02/2013) [-]
I want to fuck Nathan all day long. And I'm not even gay..
#125 - christinarenee (01/02/2013) [-]
uuunnffff my goodness so handsome i can't even
User avatar #112 - kanatana (01/02/2013) [-]
He looks like a banker in Law and Order, the one who's sleeping with his boss who gets killed because he is about to reveal that she's embezzling money.
#111 - strawberryyogurt (01/02/2013) [-]
mmmphftt.
User avatar #98 - gemmerpants (01/02/2013) [-]
He's sweet lookin'.
#94 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
holy shit. thats kinda sweet]
#95 - imapatheticbanana (01/02/2013) [-]
here's a better picture of him!
User avatar #126 - facadeon (01/02/2013) [-]
Creepy how you have much pictures of him
User avatar #100 - morskoj (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm going to masturbate to Nathan.

Tell him of this, and report to me his reaction.
#102 - imapatheticbanana (01/02/2013) [-]
sorry he's perfect.
#119 - therealsuperguy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #108 - jwash (01/02/2013) [-]
Why do you have so many posed pictures of your friend?
#115 - imapatheticbanana (01/02/2013) [-]
He's in musical theatre and these are headshots.
He wants to be an actor.

Also here is him with two bengal tigers.
User avatar #137 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/02/2013) [-]
Musical Theatre, eh?
I'm also in Musical Theatre. While he is quite pretty, my judgement of his plausible perfection must lie on these questions: What is his favourite musical and what are his ideal roles? (Mostly out of general curiosity)
User avatar #104 - morskoj (01/02/2013) [-]
He's going to be Neil Patrick Harris 2.
User avatar #113 - kanatana (01/02/2013) [-]
I will not allow myself to masturbate to another man. I'm sorry, but we can't make this happen.
#96 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
kill his parents and make your friend into batman :)
#99 - niggalex (01/02/2013) [-]
its too late we all have a picture of him now
#48 - and do you know how many nipples Hitler would have if he had … 01/02/2013 on Hitler +8
#26 - okay.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Kony 2012 +4
User avatar #29 - cactaur (01/02/2013) [-]
alright.
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#86 - what the hell are you wearing bro 01/02/2013 on How Often +16
#240 - asami's hair they're kissing but her hair it's in the … 12/31/2012 on Korra +3
#82 - Picture 12/30/2012 on 4chan in a nutshell +11
#81 - best trip ever!!!!!!! 12/30/2012 on Dennis +9
#143 - do you really have to strain that much to say LEPPAKOMIES? 12/30/2012 on nanana NANANA LEPAKKOMIES 0
#10 - ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH GENFJRHFIFEEDOIJFGALS … 12/29/2012 on Hygiene At 7-11 +21
#22 - so you're the one who took nocta! dammit I always use that…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Nice bike +3
#23 - captan has deleted their comment.
#24 - caboosexxx (12/29/2012) [-]
WTF How'd that guy get nocta? I wanted that!
User avatar #25 - kievaughnb (12/29/2012) [-]
BRO. I WANTED NOCTA SO BAD.
User avatar #26 - bangsaidthegun (12/29/2012) [-]
Nigger that was my username.
#117 - Picture 12/29/2012 on Dammit, Jimmy +8
#116 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on Dammit, Jimmy +10
#117 - imapatheticbanana (12/29/2012) [-]
#180 - read up  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Cat twins -1
User avatar #182 - Conquistador (12/28/2012) [-]
Ahahahahaha! And that has anything to do with this how?
#179 - How is that any different from what I said? lol I did…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Cat twins 0
User avatar #181 - Conquistador (12/28/2012) [-]
You said the X chromosomes are responsible for fur color in general. When it's really "one of several".

Then why'd you bring up your position in class? To try to impress me?
Hahahaha, I put no real effort into AP and I still got high grades.
#125 - which version is that from? 12/28/2012 on Star-Gazing +1
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#35 - hyeroshi (02/12/2013) [-]
Hi Maddie :D
Hi Maddie :D
User avatar #36 to #35 - imapatheticbanana (02/13/2013) [-]
Hi Jordie Bear :)
User avatar #38 to #36 - hyeroshi (03/01/2013) [-]
It's been 2 months now since I've seen you online. Where are you o:
User avatar #37 to #36 - hyeroshi (02/15/2013) [-]
Where have you been. It's been over a month since I've even spoke to you D:
#30 - hyeroshi (09/04/2012) [-]
Your profile needs more gifs :D
Your profile needs more gifs :D
User avatar #31 to #30 - imapatheticbanana (09/04/2012) [-]
not from you.

leeeaaaave
#28 - hyeroshi (08/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #28 - imapatheticbanana (08/21/2012) [-]
stop this madness
User avatar #7 - hyeroshi (07/03/2012) [-]
Still faptastic as ever, I see.
User avatar #9 to #7 - imapatheticbanana (07/15/2012) [-]
ejfejwf How am I faptastic again
User avatar #10 to #9 - hyeroshi (07/15/2012) [-]
Maybe you're becoming Stacy's mom.
User avatar #12 to #11 - hyeroshi (07/16/2012) [-]
I guess you'll never be like Stacy's mom then.
User avatar #13 to #12 - imapatheticbanana (07/16/2012) [-]
Too bad you're not Stacy's Dad. You don't get any of it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - hyeroshi (07/16/2012) [-]
I don't want to be Stacy's dad. Stacy is a whore.
User avatar #15 to #14 - imapatheticbanana (07/16/2012) [-]
But your wife is a cougar.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hyeroshi (07/16/2012) [-]
She might be a cougar, but she's not a milf.
User avatar #17 to #16 - imapatheticbanana (07/16/2012) [-]
And you're criticizing me for not being her?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hyeroshi (07/16/2012) [-]
Role playing is a very important part in strengthening a relationship. Ain't chu give me no lip.
User avatar #19 to #18 - imapatheticbanana (07/16/2012) [-]
Role playing as someone you wouldn't **** .
What logic is this. lol
User avatar #20 to #19 - hyeroshi (07/16/2012) [-]
I ain't need logic.
User avatar #21 to #20 - imapatheticbanana (07/16/2012) [-]
I dun like you Jordun.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hyeroshi (07/16/2012) [-]
Don't lie. I'm perfect.
User avatar #23 to #22 - imapatheticbanana (07/16/2012) [-]
Perfect people are too cool for the internet and don't make facebook posts every 10 minutes that half the time, nobody even likes anyway.
#24 to #23 - hyeroshi Comment deleted by imapatheticbanana [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - imapatheticbanana (07/16/2012) [-]
My imperfections make me perfect.

I liked it better bare.
#26 to #25 - hyeroshi Comment deleted by imapatheticbanana [-]
User avatar #27 to #26 - imapatheticbanana (07/16/2012) [-]
Nope bye.
User avatar #8 to #7 - imapatheticbanana (07/03/2012) [-]
Stop reminding me.
#3 - hyeroshi (06/30/2012) [-]
Why the long face?
User avatar #4 to #3 - imapatheticbanana (06/30/2012) [-]
Don't mock me.
User avatar #1 - gunni (04/04/2012) [-]
I like bananas :)
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