A little, my depression is more dull, but for the most part yes.

You're 19. I'm 15.

It's socially acceptable for us to be friends. Do you live near Delaware?

Ohio is where I reside.

Fuck.

Move in with Zerum & I in three years. Kthx.

I don't know where I'll even be in 3 years...

Me, too.

I hope to not be in a box, or in a decorative pot / urn.

**imanassassin sits on the edge of the bed.**

**lightingeagle peeks at you**
Gonna come under the covers with me, Lappy~?

**imanassassin kicks of his boots one at a time, lifting thee covers and sliding underneath**

Yeah sure.

Snuggle me, and forget about it.

Let's play Call of Duty, or something.

**imanassassin rolls over**

:|

I'm not on 24/7, sorry.
What's up?

I don't expect anyone to be, myself included.

Anywhore, is there a way I can get my hands on a few more bases?

Imma need about tree-fiddy

**imanassassin reaches into his coat and pulls out 350 florins**

This enough?

good enough.
got a skype?

Unfortunately, lol.

...point being, what's your skype?

I have a .zip of 500+ bases, in .png and .svg

Deal.

Anassassillol, I think.

Anassassinlol.

Grazie signore, Its fantastic, but, may I make a suggestion if your using VM?

Yeah, go on.

I'm assuming your using inkskape as well?

Wrong-o

Then what do you use?

Not yet, I am telling her tomorrow.

You seem mad.

Sorry for asking if the the thing happened.

Im not mad, well, at you. I am more or less irritated at myself.

Aww~

Wanna tell Near why you're feeling that way, Lappy? I could maybe help you~!

Well, I just feel worthless, the fact that I tried to live on my own and cant sickens me, I also cant get employed anywhere, but that's my own fault...

But you learned what you can and can't do. What you did right, and wrong.

If I was your mom, I'd be proud that you tried it, but upset that you didn't come to me BEFORE this all.

Employment is a bit harder.

Whoopdy...

Hey hey hey.

Whether you think you can, or you can't, you're right.

That doesn't make any sense...

Do you think you can get a job?
Do you think you can do it?
Can you do the thingie, and make it happen all over your beautiful handsome face?

........

No. You don't think you can.

Okay, so, you kinda can't. Thinking good about it helps.

I don't think so.

Nope. I heard some psuedoscience that said that. Fake science would never lie.

Right.

Really?

yes and she will turn into a demon if you get her worked up enough

Huh..

yup, but the majority of the time she is cute

I noticed.

hello

Salute.

how are you today darling

Sorry for the late reply, I've been gaming.

Not well, more or less bummed.

oh, why are you bummed out

I still have no job, and I might be moving back in with my mom.

The more I think about it, the more it makes me sad.

sorry life could be going better for you darling, why cant you find a job

Getting no calls back, I've been going in and checking on my applications and what not.

well if you have a car a temp agency would work perfectly for you darling

I always heard to stay away from those...

oh, and why do they say to stay away from them darling

I cant remember the reason, just that I know there bad...

well what will happen with temp agencies is you will get hard work for min wage but they will hire you.

Oh...

alright darling, so is there anything you would like to talk about

Actually, Im curious as to who your new character is.

this is momoyo kawakami darling

She's adorable.

i think so but she is also violent when she gets worked up

Salute.

How are you and Delta?

Me? I'm doing fine.

Him, I have no idea..

The last time I saw you, you were pretty deppressed...

I've grown out of that really.

Love you too.

Yup.

Rawr! x3

Eep! :U

:3

:3:3

Beep Boop.

D'aww, so flattering. :3

Hehe.

*Poke* c:

*Poke poke*

o.o

*Triple poke* :U

YOU BITCH!

*QUAD POKE!*

BUT MOM D:

I DON'T CARE!!!

GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

WELL FINE IM GONNA LIVE WITH DAD :C

GO AHEAD!!! HES AN ASSHOLE ANYWAY!

Well this is weird. ._.

Meh. :3

So... It's 3:30 AM for me. :U

4:44 am.

Well look at you being an hour ahead. :U

Lol. c:

Your face is lol. :U

Well I never! D:

I mean it in a good way. ;-;

I was just kidding.... :/

My face was kidding. D:

My face when.... I don't have a face when.

Well you don't see this very often. o.o

Lel. :3

Why the long face?

Oh wait, you don't have one. :U

I don't even know.

Hahahaha. XD

Yay, I should be a comedian. :U

And fail miserably. :3

I would fail...

I know this feel. :c

Yeah...

Well... I still think you're a good friend. :3

Likewise. :3

Yay. I feel speshul. x3

Guud.

So, meow.

Hmmm?

Idunno, Dimebag-related reaction picture I had.



You're nice, so I'mma talk to you. :3

Im flattered.

Your bet your sweet ass you should be.

But... I don't have a sweet ass...

I think you do.

You've never seen my butt tho...

I've seen the rest of you.


iz noice

But nots my butts, so

That can be changed. :U

How so?

Iunno. Just being silly.

I know.

So, anything else on yo mind?

I haz cookies and malk. :3

Y u no share? :c

You can has some, jus ask. :3

Can I has? :3

Yus.

Yay. c:

Show me.

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargreenhouse/3976863/Ponyville/348717#348717

Steel: Here's your book, who is this father?

A changeling by the name of Green Fire, I'm hoping to learn more about Queen Chrysalis, if anything more about changelings in general.

Steel: My name is Steel Sontiha Al-Lapin, it's a pleasure to meet you.

In regards to your drink offer, I have to decline, Im not really in the mood.

**darkjustifier shrugs taking a sip then turns to Steel**

And you miss steel, what did you want to know about changelings Malik?

**imanassassin sits down behind his desk opening the book, picking up a quill, dipping it in ink**

Anything and everything you can tell me about your "beloved" queen.

**darkjustifier taps the floor thoughtfully**

that's a lot of information but I'll try, guess I can start with us all being cursed flutterponies.

**imanassassin quickly scribbles down Flutterponies at the top of the book as a topic**

When your ready.

(yes I do have a lot of headcannon made up by me)

(forgot the pic)

**darkjustifier shrugs and begins**

well Chnagelings are a hive mind species meaning what one thinks the others know, unless you've been banished in which case you're cut off by the queen...which is very painful and still is, we need love to survive because our curse given to us by discord turning us into these things causing us to instead of being made mostly up of water like most creatures we're made up of mostly magic....we don't drink water for nourishment we need love because it is the emotion most connected with magic, friendship works too but as shown by the elements of harmony you need a few friends with certain virtues to actually get food from there, we still need normal food of course, ummmm we can't use certain magics...like fire because our blood is flammable...don't ask we think it was something discord thought was funny, we can use levitation when in unicorn form but not in or normal changeling form *levitates whiskey* like so, we can't use invisibility at all because it stops our transformations from ever happening again which prevents feeding, uuum huh oh the males off the hive like me...well not me at the moment are actually quite dumb compared to the females unless you have a birth defect like mine that allows for advanced thought, which thanks to the high holy goddess above I had, now to become banished obviously you have to defy a direct order from the queen which I did, but most can't because they have their minds controlled by her, again I couldn't because of the defect, which i also why i made my way up to commander which is a level lower than the general beside the queen there is the seed bearer who is basically....how do you ponies say it.............her...special somepony? her...wife..wait husband that's right, so I was pretty high up in rank, drones are the lowest and....usually male since females are well they're females they're smarter than them, though I usually out smarted them in chess, ummm any questions so far?

**imanassassin quickly scribbling down every fact you say.**

Not at the moment, no. I learned a lot, Grazie.

**darkjustifier sits for a moment thinking**

hmm well we can't change into anypony that exceed our magical ability of our original form..so very few of us can become alicorns.

**imanassassin points to himself**

So you won't even be able to turn into me?

**darkjustifier changes back and shakes his head**

Maybe...you're horn is broken so your magic would be damaged somewhat I suppose, but I'd rather not try....kinda hurts if it fails

**imanassassin transforms**

You just need the image, not the magic.

**darkjustifier raises a hoof**

Now the image I can do but it'd only work from a distance, imagine looking like an earth pony but without the muscle.

Hmm, guess your right...

**darkjustifier lowers the hoof and asks**

so why did the assassin send me here?

**imanassassin reaches for the log book under his dest.**

I will find out why, honestly I still don't know....

**darkjustifier sticks out his tounge in irritation at nothing in pasrticular**

Fine I guess I'll...well i don't now

**imanassassin looks up, chuckles, and continues reading.**

Exacly.

Of course, I'm the Maestro.

Malik Nosdivad Al-Lapin, Maestro Assassino of Ponyville and Canterlot.

Nice to meet you, err... What was your name again?

**darkjustifier moves a hoof forward**
I am ex commander greenflame, changeling outcast of Chrysalis's hive at your service.

**imanassassin turns around**

Green Flame... It's been a while since I've seen a changeling, I haven't seen one since the Changeling war of 65', but that was a long time ago.... I was only a novice then...

**darkjustifier tilts his head looking at you**

I was just a grub around that time newly hatched

**imanassassin looks over his shoulder**

I was 132 years old, quite young for me in a sense. I slaughtered hundreds of your kind, I'm surprised you don't have any resentment towards me...

**darkjustifier crosses his hooves and says**

I was banished by my own kind, it's why I'm red in my natural state, they asked me to do something I wouldn't do, something that if I went through with I'd never forgive myself

**imanassassin turns back to you, keeping his face hidden in his hood**

And what was that?

**darkjustifier turns away and says**

they asked me to kill a filly because she was a half breed, just barely out of the womb.

A half breed, thats impossible!, I've never heard of anything like that!

**darkjustifier waves a hoof so he can explain**

It was the queen's child, you see she is the only one who can have a pony child because the queen's body is very alicorn in its biology, you see when a queen and a pony have a child a flutterpony is born or as we call it the half breed.

Weird, I never discovered that from one of the changeling corpses that I picked up, it might not be the queen's, but I thought it was close, STEEL!!!

Steel: Yes father?

Can you grab my changeling biology book?

Steel: Yes father, one minute.

Thank you!

**darkjustifier looks at you then her as she goes**

was she Adopted?

**imanassassin gets a puzzled look**

No, why do you ask?

**darkjustifier waves a hoof then points where she went**

She doesn't have many of the strange appendages you have, she's just all pony

**imanassassin transforms**

And so am I.

**darkjustifier changes form**

that's just cheating when you aren't a changling

**imanassassin transforms back, sliding up his hood**

I can only change from human to pony, not pony to pony, that's the difference between you and I. But does that answer your question?

**darkjustifier tilts her head from side to side**

meeh half an half, that is one strange ability to turn into a human like that

**imanassassin lowers his head**

Well when your born a pony, and have to live as a refugee for so many years in the human part of the world, you get used to it.

**darkjustifier chnages form again**

You lok like you could use a drink friends

**imanassassin is laying on a pile of pillows, reading the news paper. Folding a corner of the paper, cracks a smile**

Welcome to Malik's Maps and Quills, can I help you?

**darkjustifier skids to a stop and asks with a raised brow**

Um first, why are you in the middle of your shop on pillows?

**imanassassin sits up, putting the paper down as a bell rings off in the distance**

Im not in the middle of my shop, you slid into my courtyard.

**darkjustifier takes a look around and rub my mane nervously**

"Umm that's what I meant, I meant the courtyard"

**imanassassin chuckles, standing**

Heh, well, can I help you with something?

Or were you here for something else?

**darkjustifier looks around casually then turn back to you saying**

I was uuh told to come here by a dude wearing a white coat

**imanassassin 's face hardens**

A man wearing a white coat?

**darkjustifier changes into his normal state**

Yeah said they could use a guy like me or something along those line, I really only listened to the location.

(gotta head to bed but I like where this is going)

**imanassassin lowers his head, lost in thought**

A man in a white coat....

(Night brother.)

**darkjustifier nods with a raise of a hoof**

Oh yeah, you're more composed about my form than he was though"

**imanassassin looks up**

I've already seen your kind, as long as your not biting me, I think we'll be fine.

Do you remember anything else about the man you met?

*rub muzzle and replies*

eeh he had a triangular logo on his belt, sorta cool looking.

**imanassassin looks at you questioning**

And what did it look like?

(My apologies for the late reply, Life got in the way.)

**darkjustifier draws it in the dirt saying**

Little like this

(no prob bud ignore the changeling and the other extras in the pic)

**imanassassin holds up a metal assassin symbol**

So like this?

*me taps it and says-"yeah that's the one"

**imanassassin lowers his head and rubbing his chin**

So an assassin came up to you, eh?

**darkjustifier stares at you blankly**

An assassin came up to me then.....and I didn't even know///

**imanassassin stares back**

What's weird is I didn't even order it, I don't know who did....

**darkjustifier floats in front of you excited**

No way you're one too?

*came has been mentioned in enough roleplay to know where this is going*

Ha.

...

yes?

Did you ever find a artwork for your land yet?

This is the prototype so far.

And the "d" is just the place holder for the flavor text.

Yeah I posted it to you.

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargreenhouse/3976863/Ponyville/339000#339000

Silly assassin!

I must not have gotten the notification...

Can you name it Aethral Kingdom of Comet? and change Comet's card name to Comet, Prince of the Aethral?

Well I came up with this.

Awwwwwww that's bad ass! I'm requesting the name though because the name of the kingdom he rules over is called The Aethral Kingdom.

Easy fix, I just kinda BS'ed the name, since I didn't know what to call you/it.

It was still a cool name

I figure you'd like it.

Where my card?

Iwannasee

NO!

Yes I do.

Well, that's me!

I chose to be the OC you see there, Angel.

I just lack the talent / willpower to make my CM, or else I would.

What is it?

It's Aristotles' 4 elements, then a pentagram out of those symbols.

I can do it. It'd looks something like this.
http://www.rickmancastle.com/symbols.jpg

I see.

It's because I'm the channel / medium of elements, and that's what the elements are, in case you care to know.

Interesting...

OP.

....?

Over Powered.

Eh-... Okay?...

I want you to fill my vagina and womb with your penis, and fill me full of your semen, in the hopes I create a pregnancy.

Ah!....*grumbles*...

Do it.

**imanassassin stammers**

Y-You sure?...

Yes. Very/

**imanassassin lays on his back**

Well come here~

I'm sorry, but I'm too fucking angry to do an ERP now.

My apologies for getting your hopes up.

Angry about what?

Hormones kicking in, is all.

I see.

So uh. . . Yeah.

:/

Bummer,

I could do it, if you want.

Up to you bro.

That's not all that's up~

**imanassassin blushes**

Uh...

Oh, sorry.

I forget, the whole "You're a girl here, and a male here" thing with worlds.

Oopsie.

Wait what?

Hmm. . .Long story.

Remember like, Novae and everyone / thing else in my schizophrenic head?

sure

My apologies, but I lost the your reply on what artwork you wanted for your card.

it's ok www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargreenhouse/3976863/Ponyville/338302#338302

Uhhh... There was no artwork, but, the I did forget the information, so its not a complete lost.

artwork?

Yes, and artwork of your OC that you think is epic, such as mine for example.

Granted mine is not OC, but what evs.

And it can be simple too, it doesn't have to be crazy. :)

hmm....how about this...

Oh come now, I was only kidding, you really have no talents?

none...

That's a lie and you know it, so what do you think that your most proficient in?

nothing sorry

What do you typically do in your spare time the most?

i read the vast majority of the time mal-kun

Ever consider writing?

im not good enough at it for that...

And who says that?

i do after reading what i wrote

I'm going to go to bed, buona notte amore mio, and I hope to talk to you tomorrow.

goodnight darling

No, graduated, just working...

well at least your not a NEET if you were a NEET i would need to yell at you darling

Neet?

not in education employment or training

Ah, I see..

So you plan to go into college darling, do you have any idea what major you would like to learn about.

Radiology.

interested in learning anything else or just radiology

Umm, probably nursing or something, I don't really know...

alright then mal-chan, so is there anything you would like to ask me

What are you majoring in?

i am undeclared at the moment darling

Hmm, anything you interested in?

well my hobbies are, reading, writing, and gaming if thats what you were asking for

Could go into graphic design, if, that interest you mi amore.

no way, i have no artistic talent darling

Programmer?

im terrible with code...

Now your just being difficult...

but i dont have any talents...

Nothing, nothing at all.

really darling nothing at all

Okay, maybe a few things...

o really darling like what

You, coming into my bureau all sexy like...

sorry darling, so are you planning anything for today

I didn't say you couldn't be.

Not much really, you?

just finishing my classes for the day darling

Va bene, classes in what exactly?

Ge university classes darling,

Neat. I hope you pass them, mi amore.

i hope so to darling, how about you are you in education

No, I should be, and if I do it will be for radiology.

what do you mean mal-chan

X-rays and stuff.

no what do you mean by you should be in education

I need to go, or so mi madre tells me...

bye bye darling

Heh, no, I mean mi madre tells me I need to go to college.

ah, i see darling so are you in highschool now or what

That doesn't sound evil at all, just adorable...

nooooohhhhhh, my neko powers arnt adorable they are evil

Heh, I;m yet to see that...

hump, fine think what you want about my evil powers, but is there anything else you would like to ask

Heh, alright.

Well, for starters, what is your name?

i am the great and powerful tomanyusernames, though people have started calling me tom-cat

I can see why...

really because i was never able to tell, how about you darling what should i call you

Oh haha. :P

My name is Machiavelli Nosdivad Al-Lapin, and Im an assassin, but, you can just call me Malik for short, what ever suits you best.

ok mal-chan

Quit being so damn cute!

o-ok, mal-chan

I'm kidding, you can be as cute as you want Tom-cat

ok then mal-chan but its late so im going to go to bed but ill come back and talk to you tomorrow

Salute.

hello darling

Eh-.... H-How are you today?

im doing fine darling thank you for asking ,

G-Good.

whats wrong darling?

Yes?

h-hello

**imanassassin giggles**

Oh don't be shy, come in, come in!

hello darling, how are you

Well, aren't you just cute...

Quite well actually, and yourself?

im doing well darling, thank you for asking. What are you up to if you dont mind telling me.

Just reading the paper, you?

im just listening to music and lazing around darling

Just like a cat.

well i have been feeling rather catty today

Adorable as well if I do say so myself.

thank you darling, so what would you like to talk about

How you got here is a good question.

what do you mean darling

How do you know of me?