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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: DJ 4DM1N
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/mistrvertexz
Consoles Owned: pc
Video Games Played: DayZ, Skyrim, EuroTruck, KSP, Gran Turismo 5
X-box Gamertag: xbox blew up
Interests: cars, drifting, racing, engines, bmws, ferraris, air traffic controlling
Date Signed Up:10/30/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:norway
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Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:3043007
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Total Comments Made:2310
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I am a nordic master race,
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    aw aw
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    FJ for ya FJ for ya
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    What can you see? What can you see?
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    so yea I was going to work today so yea I was going to work today
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    God dammit anon! God dammit anon!
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    Meanwhile in Russia Meanwhile in Russia
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    the best gif on the internet the best gif on the internet
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    GOD DAMMIT CARLOS GOD DAMMIT CARLOS
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    First! First!
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    Just a regular day at the office Just a regular day at the office
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    Anon Anon
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#88 - its just to put a name on a typical crackselling welfare gangs… 2 minutes ago on It must be because I'm too... 0
#24 - one sexy ************ 11/22/2014 on hitler was ok 0
#21 - >be me >very sick, cant walk up mountain road &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on faith in humanity 5 +63
User avatar #55 - suprconfederateman (11/19/2014) [-]
then don't be fat
#82 - drongus (11/19/2014) [-]
>be me
>village is struggling with starvation and disease
>only help is at a hospital 70km away
>try to go to hospital over mountain
>trip over rock
>break every bone in my body
>???
>pepsi
#39 - oi lad, when you go out to have fun, get smashed and you will … 11/18/2014 on MFW people drag me out to... +1
#47 - yeah, i ******* hated that.. 11/18/2014 on men are ATMs 0
#296 - glorious Norway clears your record after 5 years since last cr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. +1
#371 - dontmindmeplz (11/11/2014) [-]
And there's no USANUMBER1 comment in response. Because motherfucking American retards want 'If you can't do the time, don't do the crime' logic, but are hypocritically not forcing that opinion on everyone else.

BRB, moving to Norway.
#62 - whats the song called?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Here comes the plane 0
User avatar #99 - pocketstooheavy (11/08/2014) [-]
Darude - Sandstorm

BWAHAHA IT NEVER GETS OLD
User avatar #96 - lolzordz (11/08/2014) [-]
allah wakbar.. its in the chorus
#63 - shiftur (11/08/2014) [-]
Saleel Al Sawarim
#207 - no that for summer 11/06/2014 on Suck it poorfags 0
#206 - gdp / debt = -2 trillion in gdp or something like dat  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Suck it poorfags -2
User avatar #232 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/06/2014) [-]
That's still not how it works, you fucking moron. I wish people who knew nothing about world economies would stop pretending like they did. Funnily enough it's almost always Europoors too, but Nords are the worst.
User avatar #211 - jesuslizardftw (11/06/2014) [-]
that isn't how it works...
#142 - implying average 40-50k a year is close to norways 83k a year …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Suck it poorfags +6
#228 - boredatschoolguy (11/06/2014) [-]
Well we might have 83K average income each year. But things in Norway costs alot more (Cars, tobacco and Alcohol is seriously overpriced here). Also we got alot of taxes on regular stuff you buy and its a standar 37% tax on your income. I dont mean to complain because I have a quite good paying job, but i'm just saying that not all norwegians drive ferraries and have million dollar jobs like the internet tries to make the rest of the world belive
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User avatar #196 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/06/2014) [-]
Still largest GDP on the planet. Peasant. Man, you fucking nords are so obnoxious, we should just nuke you so I don't have to see your cringeworthy circlejerks anymore.
User avatar #206 - imalex (11/06/2014) [-]
gdp / debt = -2 trillion in gdp or something like dat
User avatar #232 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/06/2014) [-]
That's still not how it works, you fucking moron. I wish people who knew nothing about world economies would stop pretending like they did. Funnily enough it's almost always Europoors too, but Nords are the worst.
User avatar #211 - jesuslizardftw (11/06/2014) [-]
that isn't how it works...

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User avatar #42 - alicorn ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Somebody else here who likes GT, and he lifts

Nice dude
User avatar #43 to #42 - imalex ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Gran Turismo?

if so well i dont play that anymore.. they closed the ****** multiplayer -.-
so if i want to play it i have to buy a ps4 and gt6.. hellna..
User avatar #44 to #43 - alicorn ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Dude, gt6 is for the ps3. It's only like 39 bucks now

You should totally get it, it's miles ahead of gt5 everything about it is better
User avatar #45 to #44 - imalex ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
yeah well ill think about it.. i personally like forza better since im more into drifting but them again i dont have an xbox anymore..
User avatar #46 to #45 - alicorn ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
forza is pretty good, sounds are much better but I like gt's overall feel when driving

This site has some pretty good drift tunes if you consider getting it

www.team-shmo.com/GT6Main/drift.php
User avatar #37 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
nice Youtube. Subbed
User avatar #38 to #37 - imalex ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
thanks!:D
more skyrim coming :3
User avatar #39 to #38 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
by the way, do you use thoose fj points?
I'ts just what I need to be able to make demigods
User avatar #40 to #39 - imalex ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
i really dont understand what fj points are you used for..
User avatar #41 to #40 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
I need 200k to use my scrolls :)
They are not worth much tbh. But I suck at posting content :)
User avatar #29 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
can i share this in other sites?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4360277/At+the+bar/
User avatar #30 to #29 - imalex ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #31 to #30 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #32 to #31 - imalex ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
bw subscribe me?:)
User avatar #33 to #32 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
ok no problem
User avatar #22 - mrallex (01/10/2013) [-]
Hi Alex! I'm Alex. nice to meet you!
User avatar #23 to #22 - imalex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Hi Alex!. Nice to meet you to

-Sincerely Alex
User avatar #24 to #23 - mrallex (01/10/2013) [-]
So Alex. what'ya do today? anything interesting?
User avatar #25 to #24 - imalex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
oh nothing, school, ate some food had a proteinshake nothing much really.

How about you Alex?
User avatar #26 to #25 - mrallex (01/10/2013) [-]
WOAH what a Coincidence! I ate some food too today!

We have a lot in common Alex.

what are you doin' this evening?

User avatar #27 to #26 - imalex ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
have some more food! then sleep

you Alex?
User avatar #28 to #27 - mrallex (01/10/2013) [-]
well Alex, I just ate a sammich. was pretty good. gonna make some homework and then sleepytime for me too.

User avatar #7 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
So I'm pretty bored ''Alex'' and I was thinking... I'm going to figure out who you are, where you live, and all of your info, but I got into a little problem. You posted earlier a picture of a graveyard, and someone found the picture on ''VG'' and you said that you sent it in, and it says that the one who sent it in was Kent Skibstad who lives in Sandnes, but you're FJ name and info tells me you are one ''Alex'' so enlighten me ''Alex'', what is your true identity, Alex or Kent? Yes I know I'm a creep, and I am typing in english just to make you more terrified.
and no I will not rape you, calm down.
User avatar #8 to #7 - imalex ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
***** bare me funnyjunk å sa de var mitt hhaha

User avatar #9 to #8 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
aha! jævel ass :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - imalex ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
:p
User avatar #11 to #10 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
I will figure this **** out... just wait alex... just wait... helmsgaard.
User avatar #13 to #11 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
AHA! alex helmsgård, varhaug, født 11.mai 1997 født på bryne
User avatar #12 to #11 - imalex ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
du harjo navne mitt..
User avatar #15 to #12 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
fornavnet mitt rimer på nuben, og etternavnet mitt rimer på tatsen, (bare den første bokstaven som er forskjellig på begge ''navnene'') pb på facebook er meg i en kjole, GO!
User avatar #16 to #15 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
nei faen det var feil, tatsen har 2 bokstaver som er forskjellige fra etternavnet mitt, jeg veit jeg maser men jeg kjeder meg!!!
User avatar #14 to #12 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
din tur
User avatar #18 to #14 - imalex ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
ka du hette då -__-
User avatar #19 to #18 - runeception (01/07/2013) [-]
fornavnet mitt rimer på nuben, og etternavnet rimer på tatsen, bytt t'ene med M og D
User avatar #20 to #19 - imalex ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
ruben madsen?
User avatar #21 to #20 - runeception (01/07/2013) [-]
damn you good
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#6 - imadethistopost (12/08/2012) [-]
i hear you think that enlisting means dying at the hands of a Muslim, **** you.
User avatar #1 - greatgatsby (11/01/2012) [-]
take down that C&H post or you will get banned....


just warning ya
User avatar #2 to #1 - imalex ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
wheres my ban at?
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