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Facebook Profile: DJ 4DM1N
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/mistrvertexz
Consoles Owned: pc
Video Games Played: DayZ, Skyrim, EuroTruck, KSP, Gran Turismo 5
X-box Gamertag: xbox blew up
Interests: cars, drifting, racing, engines, bmws, ferraris, air traffic controlling
Date Signed Up:10/30/2012
Last Login:9/19/2014
Location:norway
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I am a nordic master race,
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    God dammit anon! God dammit anon!
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    Meanwhile in Russia Meanwhile in Russia
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    the best gif on the internet the best gif on the internet
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#231 - Meanwhile in Japan 8 hours ago on Meanwhile in Japan Compilation -1
#189 - Only the Richest part, Rogaland. Home of the oil capital 09/16/2014 on anon needs tech support 0
#159 - hahahah oh wow also, you should fix it (buy repair di…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support 0
#160 - phlieschboi (09/15/2014) [-]
all she'd say is "see i told you i could fix it, i thought you were so good at computers." itd do more harm than good. she would never go a day without mentioning it.
#155 - >still see her trying to get it working by pressing random …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support +2
#158 - phlieschboi (09/15/2014) [-]
she thinks theres a legit keyboard shortcut to recovering system 32
#159 - imalex (09/15/2014) [-]
hahahah oh wow

also, you should fix it (buy repair disc or new windows) without her knowing and tell her one day to try to do the "system32 shortcut" and see how she reacts
#160 - phlieschboi (09/15/2014) [-]
all she'd say is "see i told you i could fix it, i thought you were so good at computers." itd do more harm than good. she would never go a day without mentioning it.
#154 - dont listen to him its normal to show emotions in public here … 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support 0
#151 - yes you are supposed to  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support 0
#188 - captnnorway (09/16/2014) [-]
Nigga what broke ass part of Norway did you grow up in
User avatar #189 - imalex (09/16/2014) [-]
Only the Richest part, Rogaland. Home of the oil capital
#149 - gå og si det til han før det er for sent kompis 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support 0
#112 - b...but i have a 4.9 average at school 09/15/2014 on The Black Death 0
#109 - Man didnt have to go as far as calling me a dumbass bro..  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on The Black Death 0
#110 - commencingfailure (09/15/2014) [-]
Yes it had. There was this one social experiment (forgot the name) on a forum, if you keep bashing grammatical errors you will at one point have a selection of people who are all very capable of writing. Since the ones who are not, will not enjoy their time there.

Bashing you because you're a moron. I don't want morons. So piss off, ok thanks
#112 - imalex (09/15/2014) [-]
b...but i have a 4.9 average at school
#106 - well **** it then ill delete it if it was such a …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on The Black Death 0
User avatar #108 - commencingfailure (09/15/2014) [-]
it's not a huge fucking deal it's just retarded. You may as well go to a sub reddit forum discussing astronomy posting 'i like kittens :3'
User avatar #107 - thesovereigngrave (09/15/2014) [-]
I'm not the one saying it was a huge deal, just pointing out that that's how people are going to interpret it.

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User avatar #42 - alicorn ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Somebody else here who likes GT, and he lifts

Nice dude
User avatar #43 to #42 - imalex (08/12/2014) [-]
Gran Turismo?

if so well i dont play that anymore.. they closed the ****** multiplayer -.-
so if i want to play it i have to buy a ps4 and gt6.. hellna..
User avatar #44 to #43 - alicorn ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Dude, gt6 is for the ps3. It's only like 39 bucks now

You should totally get it, it's miles ahead of gt5 everything about it is better
User avatar #45 to #44 - imalex (08/13/2014) [-]
yeah well ill think about it.. i personally like forza better since im more into drifting but them again i dont have an xbox anymore..
User avatar #46 to #45 - alicorn ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
forza is pretty good, sounds are much better but I like gt's overall feel when driving

This site has some pretty good drift tunes if you consider getting it

www.team-shmo.com/GT6Main/drift.php
User avatar #37 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
nice Youtube. Subbed
User avatar #38 to #37 - imalex (04/29/2013) [-]
thanks!:D
more skyrim coming :3
User avatar #39 to #38 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
by the way, do you use thoose fj points?
I'ts just what I need to be able to make demigods
User avatar #40 to #39 - imalex (04/29/2013) [-]
i really dont understand what fj points are you used for..
User avatar #41 to #40 - jorgemaster (04/29/2013) [-]
I need 200k to use my scrolls :)
They are not worth much tbh. But I suck at posting content :)
User avatar #29 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
can i share this in other sites?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4360277/At+the+bar/
User avatar #30 to #29 - imalex (01/11/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #31 to #30 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #32 to #31 - imalex (01/11/2013) [-]
bw subscribe me?:)
User avatar #33 to #32 - lordartan (01/11/2013) [-]
ok no problem
User avatar #22 - mrallex (01/10/2013) [-]
Hi Alex! I'm Alex. nice to meet you!
User avatar #23 to #22 - imalex (01/10/2013) [-]
Hi Alex!. Nice to meet you to

-Sincerely Alex
User avatar #24 to #23 - mrallex (01/10/2013) [-]
So Alex. what'ya do today? anything interesting?
User avatar #25 to #24 - imalex (01/10/2013) [-]
oh nothing, school, ate some food had a proteinshake nothing much really.

How about you Alex?
User avatar #26 to #25 - mrallex (01/10/2013) [-]
WOAH what a Coincidence! I ate some food too today!

We have a lot in common Alex.

what are you doin' this evening?

User avatar #27 to #26 - imalex (01/10/2013) [-]
have some more food! then sleep

you Alex?
User avatar #28 to #27 - mrallex (01/10/2013) [-]
well Alex, I just ate a sammich. was pretty good. gonna make some homework and then sleepytime for me too.

User avatar #7 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
So I'm pretty bored ''Alex'' and I was thinking... I'm going to figure out who you are, where you live, and all of your info, but I got into a little problem. You posted earlier a picture of a graveyard, and someone found the picture on ''VG'' and you said that you sent it in, and it says that the one who sent it in was Kent Skibstad who lives in Sandnes, but you're FJ name and info tells me you are one ''Alex'' so enlighten me ''Alex'', what is your true identity, Alex or Kent? Yes I know I'm a creep, and I am typing in english just to make you more terrified.
and no I will not rape you, calm down.
User avatar #8 to #7 - imalex (01/02/2013) [-]
***** bare me funnyjunk å sa de var mitt hhaha

User avatar #9 to #8 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
aha! jævel ass :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - imalex (01/02/2013) [-]
:p
User avatar #11 to #10 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
I will figure this **** out... just wait alex... just wait... helmsgaard.
User avatar #13 to #11 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
AHA! alex helmsgård, varhaug, født 11.mai 1997 født på bryne
User avatar #12 to #11 - imalex (01/02/2013) [-]
du harjo navne mitt..
User avatar #15 to #12 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
fornavnet mitt rimer på nuben, og etternavnet mitt rimer på tatsen, (bare den første bokstaven som er forskjellig på begge ''navnene'') pb på facebook er meg i en kjole, GO!
User avatar #16 to #15 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
nei faen det var feil, tatsen har 2 bokstaver som er forskjellige fra etternavnet mitt, jeg veit jeg maser men jeg kjeder meg!!!
User avatar #14 to #12 - runeception (01/02/2013) [-]
din tur
User avatar #18 to #14 - imalex (01/07/2013) [-]
ka du hette då -__-
User avatar #19 to #18 - runeception (01/07/2013) [-]
fornavnet mitt rimer på nuben, og etternavnet rimer på tatsen, bytt t'ene med M og D
User avatar #20 to #19 - imalex (01/07/2013) [-]
ruben madsen?
User avatar #21 to #20 - runeception (01/07/2013) [-]
damn you good
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#6 - imadethistopost (12/08/2012) [-]
i hear you think that enlisting means dying at the hands of a Muslim, **** you.
User avatar #1 - greatgatsby (11/01/2012) [-]
take down that C&H post or you will get banned....


just warning ya
User avatar #2 to #1 - imalex (11/04/2012) [-]
wheres my ban at?
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