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imaginer  

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#17 - There is no 'molecule' that travels faster than light. There a… 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... 0
#16 - No. You can't go faster than the speed of light. 1. As …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2011 on einstein, the ultimate... +1
User avatar #19 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Actually, neutrinos have been discovered that travel faster than the speed of light.
User avatar #21 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
Mass increase is by a scaled factor of the mass of the particle when it is at rest. If it has zero mass at rest it will have zero mass at any speeds.

I've actually read "Relativity" by Einstein. Okay? You're right, but don't be stupid. That doesn't go against anything I just said.
User avatar #20 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
Neutrinos have no mass...
User avatar #22 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Correction, they have negligible mass, we tend to ignore it since it's so small, but they do indeed have mass. But seriously look it up, we've discovered neutrinos that can travel faster than light, it's got some pretty staggering implications.
User avatar #23 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
Look. I have a library- seriously a fucking roomfull of nothing but physics books. I've read all of them. Don't you think I know that? Please, I don't want to argue with you. Just end it now and call it a truce.
User avatar #24 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
I own physics books as well, it's not a credential.

But I wasn't arguing, I was just saying that faster then light travel is now not such a silly idea now.
User avatar #25 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
*eye twitch*
The Alcubierre Drive. FTL travel was NEVER a silly idea. I talk about travel with normal methods such as rockets. Credited by Michio Kaku, and many more theoretical physicists. Please, for the sake of both of us, I don't have the energy for this. For the love of God, stop it before the Earth itself cracks!
User avatar #26 - genericaccount (09/24/2011) [-]
Can you please not be a condescending douchebag just because you've read a few physics books. Seriously, it doesn't make a you a qualified physicist. No, go back 10 years and ask a physicist what they though of faster than light travel and they would not have thought it promising field, now however it's a lot more rational.

Y U act like you have PhD in theoretical physics?
User avatar #30 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
That's why I want to stop arguing! Because I know that when I argue I sound like a pretentious douchebag! I really just didn't want to hurt your feelings, or make myself angry. I'm sorry.
#31 - schindewolforch (09/24/2011) [-]
This image has expired
I was just quoting Stephen Hawking, literally exactly quoting
#5 - Picture 09/24/2011 on Video game models +3
#11 - Homestuck FTW. 09/24/2011 on BICYCLE MEMORIES +1
#52 - That's where the road begins. By the same logic you could say … 09/24/2011 on A question that has burned... +4
#3 - Picture 09/24/2011 on A Tragic Story 0
#6 - I'm not going to argue with you. That was one sentence. 09/24/2011 on My Quiz 0
#4 - I was not 'bitching' i was stating facts, I just had a set of …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2011 on My Quiz 0
#5 - patmandu (09/24/2011) [-]
you complained about how you hate your generation SOOOOO MUCH
User avatar #6 - imaginer (09/24/2011) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you. That was one sentence.
#211 - just wanted to use that image. I haven't in a while. 09/23/2011 on Wow -2
#207 - This is a repost, sorry.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2011 on Wow +5
User avatar #208 - killkode (09/23/2011) [-]
itsnewtome.jpg
User avatar #211 - imaginer (09/23/2011) [-]
just wanted to use that image. I haven't in a while.
#12 - Picture 09/22/2011 on DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEER 0
#160 - Picture 09/22/2011 on New system +2
#39 - I... Sorry, I shouldn't be arguing with you anyway, I just tho…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2011 on Captcha +2
#46 - slayzo (09/21/2011) [-]
I'll give you a thumbs up for effort.
#42 - duskblood (09/21/2011) [-]
Its okay if your wrong child (:
#35 - Algorithm: A repetitive set of instructions that eventually le…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2011 on Captcha 0
User avatar #37 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
No... you're trying too hard...

The server picks up 2 words. One is a word previously entered and the other is a pre-defined word... simple.
User avatar #39 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
I... Sorry, I shouldn't be arguing with you anyway, I just thought... never mind... Now I have to embrace red thumbs because I was incorrect...
#46 - slayzo (09/21/2011) [-]
I'll give you a thumbs up for effort.
#42 - duskblood (09/21/2011) [-]
Its okay if your wrong child (:
#30 - Exactly. Here's how the generic algorithm would work: 1. Pr…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2011 on Captcha 0
User avatar #33 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
It isn't an algorithm... it's a server script...

Try harder next time, kiddo.
User avatar #35 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
Algorithm: A repetitive set of instructions that eventually lead to a goal.

Instructions: I have given them.

Goal: Correctly enter a captcha.
User avatar #37 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
No... you're trying too hard...

The server picks up 2 words. One is a word previously entered and the other is a pre-defined word... simple.
User avatar #39 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
I... Sorry, I shouldn't be arguing with you anyway, I just thought... never mind... Now I have to embrace red thumbs because I was incorrect...
#46 - slayzo (09/21/2011) [-]
I'll give you a thumbs up for effort.
#42 - duskblood (09/21/2011) [-]
Its okay if your wrong child (:
#28 - I've programmed neural networks before.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/21/2011 on Captcha -1
User avatar #29 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
Really? Because only one of the words need to be typed in, fucking idiot...
User avatar #30 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
Exactly. Here's how the generic algorithm would work:
1. Process the whole image.
2. Try your best to split it into two, seperate words or sets of symbols.

Step two is where it gets fucked if it's jumbled ∂©†´øø or something like that.
User avatar #33 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
It isn't an algorithm... it's a server script...

Try harder next time, kiddo.
User avatar #35 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
Algorithm: A repetitive set of instructions that eventually lead to a goal.

Instructions: I have given them.

Goal: Correctly enter a captcha.
User avatar #37 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
No... you're trying too hard...

The server picks up 2 words. One is a word previously entered and the other is a pre-defined word... simple.
User avatar #39 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
I... Sorry, I shouldn't be arguing with you anyway, I just thought... never mind... Now I have to embrace red thumbs because I was incorrect...
#46 - slayzo (09/21/2011) [-]
I'll give you a thumbs up for effort.
#42 - duskblood (09/21/2011) [-]
Its okay if your wrong child (:
#19 - This has happened with like every recaptcha I've seen. … 09/21/2011 on Captcha 0
#17 - If you're a mathematician you can type more than half of the w…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/21/2011 on Captcha -1
User avatar #27 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
No... that's really not how captchas work...
User avatar #28 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
I've programmed neural networks before.
User avatar #29 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
Really? Because only one of the words need to be typed in, fucking idiot...
User avatar #30 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
Exactly. Here's how the generic algorithm would work:
1. Process the whole image.
2. Try your best to split it into two, seperate words or sets of symbols.

Step two is where it gets fucked if it's jumbled ∂©†´øø or something like that.
User avatar #33 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
It isn't an algorithm... it's a server script...

Try harder next time, kiddo.
User avatar #35 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
Algorithm: A repetitive set of instructions that eventually lead to a goal.

Instructions: I have given them.

Goal: Correctly enter a captcha.
User avatar #37 - iRetaliate (09/21/2011) [-]
No... you're trying too hard...

The server picks up 2 words. One is a word previously entered and the other is a pre-defined word... simple.
User avatar #39 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
I... Sorry, I shouldn't be arguing with you anyway, I just thought... never mind... Now I have to embrace red thumbs because I was incorrect...
#46 - slayzo (09/21/2011) [-]
I'll give you a thumbs up for effort.
#42 - duskblood (09/21/2011) [-]
Its okay if your wrong child (:
#6 - FUCK YOU THEN, GOD! 09/21/2011 on Lucky 0
#5 - **imaginer rolls 37** Definitely must be dubs this time. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2011 on Lucky 0
User avatar #6 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
FUCK YOU THEN, GOD!
#1 - 7 thumb s... all the luckier... *sob* I WANTED MORE … 09/21/2011 on Lucky 0
#726 - LUCK DOES NOT EXIST. 09/21/2011 on rebel dad 0
#724 - **imaginer rolls 23** Maybe I should aim lower, just for dubs.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2011 on rebel dad 0
User avatar #726 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
LUCK DOES NOT EXIST.
#721 - **imaginer rolls 907** Look. If you're level 7 and have 7…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2011 on rebel dad 0
User avatar #724 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
**imaginer rolls 23**
Maybe I should aim lower, just for dubs.
User avatar #726 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
LUCK DOES NOT EXIST.
#674 - **imaginer rolls 21** Dubs.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/21/2011 on rebel dad -3
User avatar #721 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
**imaginer rolls 907**
Look. If you're level 7 and have 7777 on comment ranking, you're pretty lucky. Perhaps this will be trips.
User avatar #724 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
**imaginer rolls 23**
Maybe I should aim lower, just for dubs.
User avatar #726 - imaginer (09/21/2011) [-]
LUCK DOES NOT EXIST.
User avatar #717 - dnaahht (09/21/2011) [-]
**dnaahht rolls 39** I got this
User avatar #686 - BACONlove (09/21/2011) [-]
**BACONlove rolls 67** check em
User avatar #688 - BACONlove (09/21/2011) [-]
were al off by one
User avatar #685 - letoxichild (09/21/2011) [-]
**letoxichild rolls 51** here, take this
#714 - fnaw (09/21/2011) [-]
**fnaw rolls 48**

I got this.
User avatar #1005 - letoxichild (09/21/2011) [-]
**letoxichild rolls 08** im good XD
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#31 - imaginer (09/03/2011) [-]
**imaginer rolls 05** put this together today.
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#32 to #31 - imaginer (09/03/2011) [-]
and this...
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User avatar #22 - sirbonzaiatak (03/02/2011) [-]
LOL i like ur post! i thumbed up! please rate this for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1745205/F+DA+POLISE/
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User avatar #23 to #22 - imaginer (03/02/2011) [-]
Hello. I looked at your profile. You have posted this exact thing to about fifty other people, so no, I will not rate this. If you want something rated you have to work and make it funny enough for people to thumb on their own.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - sirbonzaiatak (03/02/2011) [-]
hey wow great idea, thanks!
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User avatar #25 to #24 - imaginer (03/02/2011) [-]
Hey, sorry I was so tough. I did thumb it because it actually was pretty funny.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - sirbonzaiatak (03/02/2011) [-]
dont worry its fine, i have just been longing to get to the front page for so long so ya know... i make desperate attempts
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#20 - mocky (02/27/2011) [-]
IMAGINER, WE ARE FAMOUS! WE ARE THE MAD PEAPLO OF FUNNY JUNK :D!!!
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User avatar #21 to #20 - imaginer (02/27/2011) [-]
I KNOW!
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#1 - toothlessthedragon (02/24/2011) [-]
how did you find me?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - imaginer (02/24/2011) [-]
I cannot remember. I saw you a long time ago and did not acknowledge you, but over time I found you incredibly cool and decided to meet you.
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#3 to #2 - toothlessthedragon (02/24/2011) [-]
if you want to be my friend you have to pass my test
<--enlarge for test
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User avatar #4 to #3 - imaginer (02/24/2011) [-]
Gross.
How am I to manage this?
Hm. I assume it may be a normal part of the Dragons diet... so this could be a symbol of culture...
I JUST DON'T KNOW!
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#6 to #5 - imaginer (02/24/2011) [-]
A special pre-comic to the eating of the raw fish...
<=

(My character was always the one with the red shirt, but no one ever knew till now. Heck, I'm not even sure if you've seen any of my comics though.)
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#8 to #7 - imaginer (02/24/2011) [-]
Om nom nom

Gosh, eating a raw fish right before bedtime

See you tomorrow, toothless, I hope I can still finish your tests of friendship
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