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Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:10/18/2013
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#155 - i have an idea, get me somthing from a 99cent store, and you c…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Witty Title 0
#156 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i will do exactly that
#158 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
awesome, ill see to it as soon as possible, ill notify you oce i sent it
#160 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i love it i will anxiously be awaiting its arrival
#150 - no i got enough of that here. also you're in luck i only have 1 dollar  [+] (5 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Witty Title +1
#151 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
dont worry sir, i will come up with something ridiculous to send back, maybe a coupon and some AAA batteries, we shall see
User avatar #155 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
i have an idea, get me somthing from a 99cent store, and you can keep the change XD
#156 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i will do exactly that
#158 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
awesome, ill see to it as soon as possible, ill notify you oce i sent it
#160 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i love it i will anxiously be awaiting its arrival
#147 - one for the internet! also this may take some time, im in belgium  [+] (8 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Witty Title +1
#149 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
also the zip is 60050
#148 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
should i mail you a waffle?
User avatar #150 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
no i got enough of that here. also you're in luck i only have 1 dollar
#151 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
dont worry sir, i will come up with something ridiculous to send back, maybe a coupon and some AAA batteries, we shall see
User avatar #155 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
i have an idea, get me somthing from a 99cent store, and you can keep the change XD
#156 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i will do exactly that
#158 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
awesome, ill see to it as soon as possible, ill notify you oce i sent it
#160 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i love it i will anxiously be awaiting its arrival
#139 - i haz no credit card, can i mail you that doller?  [+] (13 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Witty Title +1
#141 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
you may, 611 kensington drive mchenry illinois, marked to cole haffner, if received ill leave a gift and return
#382 - kensington (10/06/2012) [-]
you summoned me master
#383 - colehaffner (10/06/2012) [-]
yea dog, can you like for a pothole or something the next time that jackass cop blows the stop sign in front of my house? its getting a little excessive, also now that i have your attention, i would like to thank you for being such a great street throughout my childhood
#384 - kensington (10/08/2012) [-]
If that is thine bidding, it shall be done. I aim to serve.
User avatar #147 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
one for the internet! also this may take some time, im in belgium
#149 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
also the zip is 60050
#148 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
should i mail you a waffle?
User avatar #150 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
no i got enough of that here. also you're in luck i only have 1 dollar
#151 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
dont worry sir, i will come up with something ridiculous to send back, maybe a coupon and some AAA batteries, we shall see
User avatar #155 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
i have an idea, get me somthing from a 99cent store, and you can keep the change XD
#156 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i will do exactly that
#158 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
awesome, ill see to it as soon as possible, ill notify you oce i sent it
#160 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i love it i will anxiously be awaiting its arrival
#55 - give me a **** you, because ill account your dollar  [+] (15 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Witty Title +4
#134 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
fuck you, colehaffner@sbcglobal.net ill be awaiting the dollar in my account
User avatar #139 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
i haz no credit card, can i mail you that doller?
#141 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
you may, 611 kensington drive mchenry illinois, marked to cole haffner, if received ill leave a gift and return
#382 - kensington (10/06/2012) [-]
you summoned me master
#383 - colehaffner (10/06/2012) [-]
yea dog, can you like for a pothole or something the next time that jackass cop blows the stop sign in front of my house? its getting a little excessive, also now that i have your attention, i would like to thank you for being such a great street throughout my childhood
#384 - kensington (10/08/2012) [-]
If that is thine bidding, it shall be done. I aim to serve.
User avatar #147 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
one for the internet! also this may take some time, im in belgium
#149 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
also the zip is 60050
#148 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
should i mail you a waffle?
User avatar #150 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
no i got enough of that here. also you're in luck i only have 1 dollar
#151 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
dont worry sir, i will come up with something ridiculous to send back, maybe a coupon and some AAA batteries, we shall see
User avatar #155 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
i have an idea, get me somthing from a 99cent store, and you can keep the change XD
#156 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i will do exactly that
#158 - imaalazoratu (10/01/2012) [-]
awesome, ill see to it as soon as possible, ill notify you oce i sent it
#160 - colehaffner (10/01/2012) [-]
i love it i will anxiously be awaiting its arrival
#5 - along with Presley and Jackson  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on Steve Jobs 0
#6 - trashboy (09/27/2012) [-]
Nah, they are sure dead. They say however that Hitler still might be alive!
#4 - you sir/madam (we will never know) are the first. Will you nev… 09/27/2012 on Totally worth it +3
#3 - its cool hes dead now  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Steve Jobs 0
#4 - trashboy (09/27/2012) [-]
That's what they want you to believe! They just pulled that trick to boost up the apple thingies that came out around his 'death'. He's probably somewhere in a big mansion on a small island in the pacific getting richer while sleeping.
User avatar #5 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
along with Presley and Jackson
#6 - trashboy (09/27/2012) [-]
Nah, they are sure dead. They say however that Hitler still might be alive!
#2 - 'ERMANY! (germany)  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Totally worth it +11
#3 - metalheadnv (09/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
you sir/madam (we will never know) are the first. Will you never give me up?
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on this man has balls 0
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#1 - Comment deleted 09/27/2012 on Star Trek predicting the... 0
#4 - there's no way you could have know. Its okay  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2012 on 2 bikers 1 car. (Morbid) +4
User avatar #13 - KayRed (09/28/2012) [-]
There was no need to bring it up and make him feel guilty.
User avatar #6 - kamehamehanurd (09/28/2012) [-]
=(
Best I got. Not good with death.
#63 - **imaalazoratu rolls 50** 09/27/2012 on dubs 0
#43 - fogg it 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
#42 - **imaalazoratu rolls 731**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
User avatar #43 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
fogg it
#41 - **imaalazoratu rolls 8,427**  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
User avatar #42 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #43 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
fogg it
#40 - **imaalazoratu rolls 617**  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
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User avatar #43 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
fogg it
#39 - **imaalazoratu rolls 7,750**  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
User avatar #40 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #43 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
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#38 - **imaalazoratu rolls 210**  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
User avatar #39 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #43 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
fogg it
#37 - **imaalazoratu rolls 4,449**  [+] (6 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
User avatar #38 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #43 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
fogg it
#36 - Comment deleted 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
#35 - Comment deleted 09/27/2012 on Giga nigga 0
#10 - **imaalazoratu rolls 8,571**  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2012 on bravo 0
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#2 - my best child hood friends brother died yesterday on a motorbi…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/27/2012 on 2 bikers 1 car. (Morbid) -2
#29 - larsadmeulen (09/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #28 - ooooooooooo (09/28/2012) [-]
You're a dick. RIP to the guy but you don't have to be a dick.
User avatar #21 - kingnarnode (09/28/2012) [-]
why is everyone laughing at you? Oh right your friend isn't a soldier, so by fj logic he doesn't deserve any respect. People make posts about losing faith in humanity because people listen to jb or something trivial and stupid, but THIS is what makes me lose faith in humanity. I'm sorry about your friend, to be honest I wouldn't have posted such a personal matter on this sight if I were you, the amount of abuse would enrage me to no end.
User avatar #27 - joshofsouls (09/28/2012) [-]
I was laughing because I know his story is bullshit.
When someone who is close to you and very important to you, the last thing you want to do is come on a website like this.

When my best friend shane died, it hurt so bad I never wanted to move.
#18 - joshofsouls (09/28/2012) [-]
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#7 - anonymous (09/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - scalpofawhiteman (09/27/2012) [-]
I'm sorry man. Really.
User avatar #4 - imaalazoratu (09/27/2012) [-]
there's no way you could have know. Its okay
User avatar #13 - KayRed (09/28/2012) [-]
There was no need to bring it up and make him feel guilty.
User avatar #6 - kamehamehanurd (09/28/2012) [-]
=(
Best I got. Not good with death.
#3 - Dyslexics  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Oh YouTube 0
User avatar #11 - cupcakedevourer (09/28/2012) [-]
I sex daily
User avatar #6 - beefynugglet (09/28/2012) [-]
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