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iluvnutella

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/07/2013
Last Login:7/28/2016
Location:The Nutella Mines of Nebrahoma
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Comment Ranking:#13044
Highest Content Rank:#3281
Highest Comment Rank:#2969
Content Thumbs: 732 total,  866 ,  134
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:30 times
Total Comments Made:818
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#2348 - Soldier here, Reporting for duty!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2016 on Roll to be KING +2
#2409 - thedepressedman (02/27/2016) [-]
This pleases me
#2331 - **iluvnutella used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"** **iluvnutella ro… 02/27/2016 on Roll to be KING 0
#56 - All right, at the time my party was around 4th level and going…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2016 on Character Development +4
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#57 - dndxplain (02/18/2016) [-]
well now I have a new dungeon monster
#54 - For you its bathtubs, for me its large, ornamental rugs  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2016 on Character Development 0
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#55 - dndxplain (02/18/2016) [-]
I've told people my story. you gotta do the same
#56 - iluvnutella (02/18/2016) [-]
All right, at the time my party was around 4th level and going through a large evil castle. We came into a large bedroom with a large rug across the middle of the floor. We didn't see anything suspicious at first so we went, the fighter being first into the room. Suddenly the rug wrapped around the fighter like a python and was straggling him. Me being a wizard, decided to try and use burning hands to try to help free him but I rolled a 1, so i only ended up setting him on fire. He tried to cut out of the burning rug and rolled a 1, causing him to stab himself in the arm. The halfling rogue tried to cut him out as well and only managed to do 4 damage to the damn thing. By that point half the room was on fire, the fighter was nearly dead before I finally managed to kill the thing. And that is how we nearly TPK because of a rug.
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#57 - dndxplain (02/18/2016) [-]
well now I have a new dungeon monster
#12 - this is porn isn't it.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2016 on /pol/ makes a martial arts... 0
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#14 - eyelaughdahame (02/13/2016) [-]
Very good porn.
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#13 - rageshaman (02/13/2016) [-]
was it the facial abuse that makes you wonder that
#11 - 17 days of candy and horror films does sound awsome 02/13/2016 on it makes it scarier +3
#235 - Wait, isn't she like 15 in the show? 02/13/2016 on Glorious Nippon /ss/teel +1
#428 - I'd be impressed if you did because I sleep on the floor 02/12/2016 on You got 5 seconds 0
#52 - How does he not know about the beheadings? Was he under a rock? 02/12/2016 on 75 y/o German talks about... +1
#3 - TFW they realize they can't stump the trump  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2016 on When you make HuffPost rage... +191
#16 - anon (02/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#185 - thatobrienguy (02/11/2016) [-]
**thatobrienguy used "*roll picture*"**
**thatobrienguy rolled image**
Top tier roll
#148 - anon (02/11/2016) [-]
That is amazing
#80 - metalboots (02/11/2016) [-]
THAT ROLL HOLY SHIT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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#36 - europien (02/10/2016) [-]
This is perfect.