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iluvharrypotter

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Date Signed Up:7/28/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
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Content Views:130484
Times Content Favorited:143 times
Total Comments Made:793
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#31 - >character locks his / her door whenever they leave their h…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Bullet Proof +5
User avatar #63 - lovot (03/28/2015) [-]
It's more like locking all your doors except the front one, and this "bullet proof" vest thing is a myth, no armor a human can wear is actually bulletproof, more like bullet resistant up to x caliber provided it's a standard lead bullet.
#195 - I would rather have my integrity than be forever marked as som…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Pornstars -2
User avatar #211 - leifbunny (02/09/2015) [-]
Who says they abandoned anything? I don't have it in my morals to be ashamed of my body. If I hit the gym for a couple of months to lost those few extra pounds and got a job offer as a porn star, why... if I were single, you bet your ass I'd do it. I'd And I'm merely being as graphic as you take 5 dicks a day on camera if it payed well enough. And... not everyone you do end up dating is afraid of that. It's becoming more and more common that people have open relationships. Mine is not and I respect that, but it's still common. The children never have to know either. And, if they find out, While that IS unfortunate, if the parent wasn't keeping track of their net use for underage porn browsing... that's just poor parenting, pornstar or not. Honestly... it's not for everyone. But judging someone who can do it, and finds it to be a career they like.... why should they care about what a little dissenter like yourself thinks? I hate going there.... but that really is the end result to your thought process: Why should they care about how you feel on the matter?
#22 - Even if they do get stopped by not having a warrant, they can …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on let jesus take the wheel +1
#31 - chardlz (01/22/2015) [-]
Depending on the reason they've stopped you they won't have the right to detain you. If it's for a regular traffic violation and they don't have reasonable suspicion to search the car at that moment they need to, within a reasonable time, take your tag numbers and give you a ticket (reasonable time is usually less than 20 minutes if you have no warrants for your arrest). In Illinois v. Caballes the Supreme Court ruled that the use of drug dogs is allowed in any and all LEGAL traffic stops but they cannot detain you until a K9 unit arrives. Without any reasonable suspicion that you have committed a crime other than a moving violation the police may not search your vehicle and if they threaten to bring the dogs then they must provide you your summons and finish the stop and thus the detention in a reasonable amount of time. That's not to say they won't break the law entirely and arrest you anyway but with a decent lawyer you'll be out of there in no time.
#75 - It may be a stupid religion, but at least it's not killing peo… 01/22/2015 on Smart, Smart, Smart, Smart,... +5
#18 - I found out quite a while ago that a lot of these pictures pos… 01/16/2015 on Fat hiding level: 80 0
#10 - If you watch the documentary about the making of Star Wars: Th… 12/01/2014 on George Lucas special edition +1
#4 - hahaha so quirky so memey just like the show I…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Streetpass..... +77
#10 - Common Pepe (11/17/2014) [-]
i'm sure you're not just saying this because it's from tumblr, and not because you actually think that about the content
User avatar #7 - pixmantle (11/17/2014) [-]
Wait, someone tell me why this is cringy, or when chef ramsey became a cancerous meme.

The hell is a street pass?
#12 - Common Pepe (11/17/2014) [-]
Fj automatically labels anything that's popular or funny as cancer/cringy.
I think that's the reason everyone thinks we are worse than 9gag.
#46 - no, **** that guy 10/22/2014 on Real Life Morbid Comp... 0
#43 - Hisashi Ouchi, Technician at the Tokaimura Nuclear Power Plant…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Real Life Morbid Comp... +13
User avatar #57 - ohhh (10/22/2014) [-]
Imagine being him, imagine feeling all that pain, knowing that you were fucked. And everyday is a new level of pain you never thought possible.
User avatar #53 - spaceturtlecadet (10/22/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
User avatar #48 - beloth (10/22/2014) [-]
wow that doctor is an asshole
#45 - Common Pepe (10/22/2014) [-]
i love harry potter as well
#46 - iluvharrypotter (10/22/2014) [-]
no, fuck that guy
#16 - You forgot to mention Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider… 08/21/2014 on ICarly trivia +3

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User avatar #10 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
COMRADE
can i plox has your FJ points
#11 to #10 - iluvharrypotter (05/10/2014) [-]
...perhaaaaaps...
User avatar #12 to #11 - konradkurze (05/10/2014) [-]
please
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User avatar #14 to #13 - konradkurze (05/29/2014) [-]
*sets you on fire*
User avatar #16 to #15 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
*puts you out with pee*
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