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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#29 - Picture 09/22/2013 on History lessons made... +1
#28 - I like how for ww2 Russia had a PPSH, Germany had a MP40, and …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2013 on History lessons made... -11
#32 - amishparadise (09/22/2013) [-]
That's a Lee-Enfield No. 3
#44 - roobax (09/22/2013) [-]
No. 4 Mk1 you uncultured swine
User avatar #30 - magicka (09/22/2013) [-]
Its a Lee-Enfield fool
#2 - Yeah, that was what popped into my mind first. Especially sinc… 09/16/2013 on Pass It On -1
#74 - what you did there 09/10/2013 on I will 0
#47 - Simple. He'd get a job working on a shipping boat as his first…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/10/2013 on I will 0
User avatar #48 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
But what if he had to drive pirates away from his shipping boat?
#94 - miyam (09/10/2013) [-]
Strength + 6.
User avatar #95 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
What?
#96 - miyam (09/10/2013) [-]
He will fight the pirates with the strength of Thor, as given to him by the magic button.
User avatar #98 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
No no no.

That's still "driving" them off.

He would have to beat them down with a prius, anything else isn't allowed.
#100 - miyam (09/10/2013) [-]
He could probably beat someone to death with a prius. It would make for a pretty embarrassing death too.
User avatar #102 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he's still using a prius.

Like how embarrassing would it be to go to the tavern for some ale after driving away some pirates and while everyone else is showing off their flintlock pistols and cutlasses you have to pull out the gayest car since that one that was shaped like a dick.
#74 - ilolzville (09/10/2013) [-]
what you did there
#43 - He'd hire a driver. Duh.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/10/2013 on I will 0
User avatar #45 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
Hows he going to afford a driver without driving first?

Kinda hard to get a job with enough money to pay for a driver if you never leave the house.
User avatar #47 - ilolzville (09/10/2013) [-]
Simple. He'd get a job working on a shipping boat as his first job (obviously parents excited that he actually got a job and is moving out would drive him around until he leaves for job. Then NEVER stop working on shipping boats until he had mad bread to buy a house and car and then pay for a driver. Then with said mad bread he could just make his money off of selling buying stock!
User avatar #48 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
But what if he had to drive pirates away from his shipping boat?
#94 - miyam (09/10/2013) [-]
Strength + 6.
User avatar #95 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
What?
#96 - miyam (09/10/2013) [-]
He will fight the pirates with the strength of Thor, as given to him by the magic button.
User avatar #98 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
No no no.

That's still "driving" them off.

He would have to beat them down with a prius, anything else isn't allowed.
#100 - miyam (09/10/2013) [-]
He could probably beat someone to death with a prius. It would make for a pretty embarrassing death too.
User avatar #102 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he's still using a prius.

Like how embarrassing would it be to go to the tavern for some ale after driving away some pirates and while everyone else is showing off their flintlock pistols and cutlasses you have to pull out the gayest car since that one that was shaped like a dick.
#74 - ilolzville (09/10/2013) [-]
what you did there
#3 - Picture 09/09/2013 on What has science done +1
#73 - Picture 09/08/2013 on Gread reccomendation +1
#1 - I'm pretty sure spiderman's stunt double is the actor from the… 09/07/2013 on Celebs with their stunt... 0
#31 - Picture 09/07/2013 on CockBlock Level: Episode +3
#49 - Might just be the alcohol section in a grocery store....  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Nick Cage Master Race +3
User avatar #56 - gravelordnito (09/07/2013) [-]
Or she might be buying a present for someone.
#14 - anyone have a good website to read these for free?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Parkers big secret 0
#19 - hankpym (08/29/2013) [-]
download comic rack
comicrack.cyolito.com/
its lets you read cbr files which is essential for this
you can also use other programs like comic reader but i like comic rack better
Then you go to a comic book forum or image board like
boards.4chan.org/co/
or a place where you can search for files
rs.4chan.org
on /co/ speciffically search for "win-o" thread where you can see this picture, it has more details there
boards.4chan.org/co/res/53513874
heres one

I kept on fucking it up
#41 - roguefable (03/30/2014) [-]
Yes
#35 - enclavexremnant (08/30/2013) [-]
9 favorites 1 thumb.
User avatar #37 - hankpym (08/30/2013) [-]
its cause of the stupid thumb shit addy put in
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User avatar #17 - unkownthous (08/29/2013) [-]
Tagging along with the guy below.
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#15 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna latch on to your comment because i too am interested in this.
#5 - LOL your K/D Sucks I still haven't died. N00bz 08/21/2013 on Revived! +1
#64 - Grakata with penetration, ammo mutation, fire damage, reload s… 08/17/2013 on pink one.. 0
#19 - Picture 08/13/2013 on PM me! ;) 0
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#3 - Until Mr. Rodgers showed up. BAM  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on A War to End All Wars 0
#4 - legendofbearo (08/13/2013) [-]
In a blood stained sweater~
#8 - Picture 08/12/2013 on Oh yeah mom?! +7
#8 - he always scared the **** outta me >.> 08/03/2013 on I giggled +1
#4 - Idk why but when i saw that I was reminded of that dude from z…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on I giggled +1
#7 - MountainDewMe (08/02/2013) [-]
If you are talking about this guy, his name is the Happy Mask Salesman
User avatar #8 - ilolzville (08/03/2013) [-]
he always scared the shit outta me >.>
#6 - wut.... 08/02/2013 on An alternative to surgery 0
#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on John Oliver +1
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#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on John Oliver +1
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#2 - lickinggecko (03/25/2015) [-]
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#1 - brawlerboi (02/13/2015) [-]
AYO HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Hope you enjoy smash if you're getting it man
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