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|#41 - **** wolverine. I want a honey badger. [+] (3 new replies)||12/09/2011 on you want you lose||0|
|#12 - Holy **** . TWO sweet rolls...||12/09/2011 on Skyrim||+1|
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|#11 - Lol silly catholics.||12/06/2011 on Arrow to the knee||+1|
|#86 - Image if... Everyone had to have a gun on them. O.o||12/06/2011 on Thug gets one shotted by...||0|
|#10 - He woulda gotten shot at my house. My old man wouldn't have pu… [+] (12 new replies)||12/05/2011 on Thug gets one shotted by...||+4|
#38 - maddyness (12/05/2011) [-]
True. But yeah there would be ways through the cracks. I mean there are guns in England anyway, just less seen as in say America for example as the only ones that do have them are the criminals but if they were legalised...I dunno I just get the feeling that they'd be seen a lot more from the illegal people, you know?
I myself don't support guns myself but I do see the need for them in some cases.
#41 - pitos (12/05/2011) [-]
I know what you mean. To be honest, I think the police should definitely have guns. I mean, they're almost powerless against these guys, cycling around, ringing their bike bell. Plus, the police here are more like European police than American police (no offence), as in they are more wary, and they know when to draw a gun or not. In my home country, Greece, no-one fucks with the police on a day-to-day basis.
#42 - maddyness (12/05/2011) [-]
Indeed, they do deserve it tbh as their reputation is good and tbh to do this well without them is a very admirable thing.
I mean take the raol moat thing for example, if they had the necessary arms then less people might have been hurt, but we can't know for sure.
Only policeman I have ever seen with a gun is one outside Buckingham Palace, not one of the Royal Guards a normal, everyday copper.
He had an MP5. :P
#62 - pitos (12/05/2011) [-]
Exactly, look at what happened. One thing I commend American Justice for is their S.W.A.T. teams. They are organised, quick to respond, and give a fucking great example to all other bobbies.
And yeah, like I said, in Greece even the traffic guy and the parking wardens have guns.
#69 - pitos (12/05/2011) [-]
Think of it this way... You're a parking warden, and you see, say, a parked car on the pavement. You think to yourself "what the fuck, this guy must be crazy". So you write the ticket. Then the owner of the car comes towards you, shouting obscenities and swinging round a fire axe (from the fire cabinet in his office). He's obviously an alcoholic, who's lost his wife and kids, and got fired from work for shooting up some heroin in his cubicle. He's pissed off, and wants to kill you. Any other warden in any other country would be dead. Axe to the head. But not YOU. YOU have a gun. You shoot him, without killing him. When he attends his first meeting in the local prison's rehab centre, his first speech would be: "Hello, my name is Giorgos, and I used to be a heroin addict. Until I took a bullet to the knee."
Ba dum tss
#86 - ilolzville (12/06/2011) [-]
Image if... Everyone had to have a gun on them. O.o
|#212 - lol great catch. But it technically doesn't say that anything …||12/04/2011 on Humanity's origins...||0|
|#9 - I'd agree with you, but there is no language that is perfectly… [+] (2 new replies)||12/03/2011 on Humanity's origins...||+1|
#26 - godtherapist (12/03/2011) [-]
Genesis 1:11-13 11 "And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 13And the evening and the morning were the third day." So plants were made on the third day.
Genesis 2:5-8 "And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. 6But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. 7And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."
Note the part where is says BEFORE plants were in the earth that god creates a Man. He then takes this man and puts him in the garden then creates the animals for him, which according the Genesis 1 animals are created on the Fifth and Sixth days and then god creates MAN on the sixth day. So Adam already exists and then god later creates more people.
Saying that one bible is better than the other is actually easy. The older a bible gets, for the most part, the less the translation is changed and the more likely it is that the people translating it spoke both languages. This is obviously difficult with the bible as it is originally written in several languages but KJV is the first consolidated bible to exist and is therefore for english readers the best.
#212 - ilolzville (12/04/2011) [-]
lol great catch. But it technically doesn't say that anything but grass was spread and that a peach tree will have seeds for a peach tree (simplified). Whereas in chapter two it says that there was a water source given in which the other plants to grow off of, which seems to suggest that only the seeds had been made.
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