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|#9 - I'd agree with you, but there is no language that is perfectly… [+] (2 new replies)||12/03/2011 on Humanity's origins...||+1|
#26 - godtherapist (12/03/2011) [-]
Genesis 1:11-13 11 "And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 13And the evening and the morning were the third day." So plants were made on the third day.
Genesis 2:5-8 "And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. 6But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. 7And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."
Note the part where is says BEFORE plants were in the earth that god creates a Man. He then takes this man and puts him in the garden then creates the animals for him, which according the Genesis 1 animals are created on the Fifth and Sixth days and then god creates MAN on the sixth day. So Adam already exists and then god later creates more people.
Saying that one bible is better than the other is actually easy. The older a bible gets, for the most part, the less the translation is changed and the more likely it is that the people translating it spoke both languages. This is obviously difficult with the bible as it is originally written in several languages but KJV is the first consolidated bible to exist and is therefore for english readers the best.
#212 - ilolzville (12/04/2011) [-]
lol great catch. But it technically doesn't say that anything but grass was spread and that a peach tree will have seeds for a peach tree (simplified). Whereas in chapter two it says that there was a water source given in which the other plants to grow off of, which seems to suggest that only the seeds had been made.
|#8 - There were no women's rights so they didn't count the daughter…||12/03/2011 on Humanity's origins...||+4|
|#1 - there is an extra whisker on the right side..........||11/30/2011 on Yay! OCD.||0|
|#3 - I'm DYING!||11/17/2011 on All you can eat||+5|
|#3 - 47 days. Dumbass.||11/08/2011 on shoot me now||0|
|#14 - **ilolzville rolled user AreyouSerious **||11/08/2011 on Schlick Schlick||+2|
|#233 - **ilolzville rolled user twisanity ** My bitch||11/07/2011 on Meanwhile on the pony thread||+1|
|#3 - It's so stupid. It makes me feel stupid. lol fuck this im goin…||11/07/2011 on Epic rap Battle!||-1|
|#9 - I bought my dad skyrim and ac:b, and watched him play through …||11/07/2011 on Awkward Dragonite Meme Comp||0|
|#12 - Actually...there is no boning. None. All they do is attack/sta… [+] (2 new replies)||11/06/2011 on Marrying in Skyrim||+2|
#64 - N. Korean citizen (11/06/2011) [-]
so.. just like marriage irl
|#37 - *noticed all the red. thumb ed em all up*||11/03/2011 on Also True||-8|
|#56 - NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…||10/26/2011 on Next thing you will have...||0|
|#55 - **ilolzville rolled a random image** [+] (1 new reply)||10/26/2011 on Next thing you will have...||0|
|#54 - FUCK||10/26/2011 on Next thing you will have...||0|
|#3 - The languages used in the areas and time during his life were …||10/26/2011 on Religion||0|
|#3 - Oh, I'm sorry. That's not the manga so stfu. It's not the REAL Naruto.||10/22/2011 on Damn Naruto||-3|
|#288 - Yes, but it's not made yet. Well.... maybe ;)||10/20/2011 on Rule 36||0|
|#265 - Only rule 34.... Unless there is a porno of you then you don't… [+] (4 new replies)||10/20/2011 on Rule 36||0|
|#516 - lol. Fucking bitches want my fruit roll up. but no, they can't…||10/18/2011 on The Faces of FunnyJunk||+12|
|#506 - Win for you sir. :P||10/18/2011 on The Faces of FunnyJunk||0|
|#802 - Well they can grow the fuck up and deal with it like fucking a… [+] (1 new reply)||10/16/2011 on Parenting done right||-4|
#816 - N. Korean citizen (10/16/2011) [-]
Well said. It's like funnyjunk is a bunch of homophobes one day what with the "justin bieber's a lesbian Richard Simmons" crap, and then the next day they're kissing every ass that like ass.
I mean, I have NOTHING against same sex marriage and I'm even all for it, but this is just ridiculous. I'd rather be called a lesbo than a fat whore cunt any day. They should just get over themselves and stop being so goddamn fickle and crying about every person that calls them a lesbo/homo.
|#797 - Only marriage is part of religion. So the law has no real say … [+] (1 new reply)||10/16/2011 on Parenting done right||+6|
|#2 - **ilolzville rolled a random image**||10/10/2011 on O.o||0|
|#109 - I had to beat minesweeper before I was allowed to get any new …||10/10/2011 on Title||0|
|#3 - **ilolzville rolled a random image** If ponies i will delete…||10/03/2011 on Long Comp||-2|