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Date Signed Up:4/26/2011
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Highest Content Rank:#223
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Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
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Subscribers:18
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    boobs on my hand boobs on my hand
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    It's a madhouse! It's a madhouse!
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    Best kids movie ever Best kids movie ever
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    Its on bitch! Its on bitch!
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    Taxi! Taxi!
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    It's the truth It's the truth
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    We need more saiyan transformations We need more saiyan transformations
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    Sulphuric acid vs sponge Sulphuric acid vs sponge
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    I got no words I got no words
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    Sup Sup
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    Weeman Weeman
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    Day 6 Day 6
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latest user's comments

#40 - He's poor but has an Xbox.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Zee, you magnificent man +1
User avatar #45 - navadae (08/15/2014) [-]
poor doesnt mean homeless, just means its a lot more work and difficulty to get things you want but you appreciate them so much more
#29 - Was that supposed to be funny?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Jim Breuer describes alcohol -4
User avatar #49 - padawonjohn (08/15/2014) [-]
comedians usually try to have comedic material that would make a majority of people laugh.
#32 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
Yes, it was.
#13 - for tits 08/15/2014 on We'll bang. Ok? +1
#21 - That piece of **** wasnt even fun and was broken …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Guided Missiles -10
User avatar #55 - faguette (08/11/2014) [-]
how was it broken exactly?
#31 - Learn to paint properly. Not this. My advice.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on TEST -2
User avatar #33 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
If by painting properly, you mean using a brush and canvass, i can assure you I know how to do that. I prefer spray paint as a medium, it's much more chaotic and random. If I were using a brush and canvass, I like to do acrylic on Black canvass (dyed gesso) The contrast is UNREAL and really allows you to create depth, especially since acrylic.
#26 - I've seen hundreds of people doing this stuff at parks. They a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on TEST +6
User avatar #28 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
Typically they do, same with any sort of Renaissance Era Painting or Romantic Era Painting. This is was my first attempt at any sort of large scale piece, building the table and painting. The folks at parks are taking all of 4 minutes to throw something down on poster stock paper, sometimes other objects. I wish I had the speed and skill those guys do, I'm just starting out really
User avatar #31 - illusiveman (08/11/2014) [-]
Learn to paint properly. Not this. My advice.
User avatar #33 - immatakeaduty (08/11/2014) [-]
If by painting properly, you mean using a brush and canvass, i can assure you I know how to do that. I prefer spray paint as a medium, it's much more chaotic and random. If I were using a brush and canvass, I like to do acrylic on Black canvass (dyed gesso) The contrast is UNREAL and really allows you to create depth, especially since acrylic.
#1 - Horrible music, and what a ****** project, you co… 08/11/2014 on One of my favorite school... -1
#15 - Have sex with it. Hipotetically speaking of course. Not that i… 08/11/2014 on What do you do? +1
#3 - We have ways 08/11/2014 on Captain Falcon would be proud 0
#2 - Oh look, its a yoshi 08/11/2014 on puss to chill in 0

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User avatar #46 - thenoodle (04/06/2014) [-]
You signed up to the site on my birthday.
User avatar #47 to #46 - illusiveman (04/06/2014) [-]
gratz
#41 - killerblue (12/30/2012) [-]
I like your avatar and username.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - illusiveman (09/24/2012) [-]
lol, you mean that comment?
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User avatar #30 to #29 - illusiveman (09/18/2012) [-]
You copy paste this to everyone?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - illusiveman (09/18/2012) [-]
Dude...they're just sprites. Useless sprites. Srlsy.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - illusiveman (09/18/2012) [-]
Have fun collecting items.
User avatar #35 to #34 - illusiveman (09/18/2012) [-]
*begging
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#28 - superassassin ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]



Because your username is ******* awesome.
#27 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #291878 at MLP Friendly Board **
#26 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Truck door hits man **
User avatar #25 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
*rollpicture*
User avatar #24 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
es roll picture....
#23 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at Well fuck me... **
#16 - crispytg ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
hey, just wanted to ask permission to have you in some content i posted (which probably wont even get any thumbs) with what heppened between you and lividfire. I just really liked what he did there, lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - illusiveman (08/21/2012) [-]
Yes, you can! Just let me know when you do.
#18 to #17 - crispytg ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
already did. didn't do too well unfortunately... Gotta build some rep and maybe I'll try again! lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - illusiveman (08/21/2012) [-]
yeah well, didn't hurt trying.
#15 - illusiveman (06/30/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Canada vs. Russia **
User avatar #14 - illusiveman (06/30/2012) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #20 to #14 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
*rollimage*
User avatar #21 to #20 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
*rollpicture*
#22 to #21 - illusiveman (08/26/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Queen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? **
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Queen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? **
User avatar #13 - illusiveman (06/04/2012) [-]
SAASFDA
#8 - IamEllis (08/22/2011) [-]
Hey, you know that collector base I blew up?
Deal with it!
User avatar #10 to #9 - illusiveman (06/03/2012) [-]
roll image
User avatar #11 to #10 - illusiveman (06/03/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#12 to #11 - illusiveman (06/03/2012) [-]
**illusiveman rolled a random image posted in comment #5076712 at FJ Pony Thread **
#4 - Wikus (08/22/2011) [-]
Illusive Man... I thought we'd be meeting face to face.
User avatar #6 to #4 - illusiveman (08/22/2011) [-]
wtf, why does it say "Dance commander"??
#5 to #4 - illusiveman (08/22/2011) [-]
a necessary precaution for people who you and I know. ........answer "the Dance Commander" Hey Wikus, do you know some terms that are used in funnyjunk? I really dont know what the Dance Commander is? Dance Commanderistrator of funnyjunk? thats my guess, also "annon" a favor for a bro man.

#7 to #5 - Wikus (08/22/2011) [-]
Yeah The Dance Commander is like the Dance Commanderistrator or some 						****					. and for some reason he looks like Kim Jong Ill the North Korean dictator...
Yeah The Dance Commander is like the Dance Commanderistrator or some **** . and for some reason he looks like Kim Jong Ill the North Korean dictator...
User avatar #3 - kennyloggins (08/21/2011) [-]
i know this is weird, but i was wondering if you've noticed sabrehunter and his ******** reposts. If so there is a way to stop it. flag it for copyright infringment. and if you would like to, add him and flag his ********
and if your blocked from his profile, then just flag his most recent post, http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2514319/TIME+FOR+A+CRUSADE/ for copyright infringment.

I definitely know this is weird, but i just wanted an opinion of true funnyjunkers.
You dont have to be part of this, im just sick of it
User avatar #1 - scroogeymcduck (08/21/2011) [-]
Hey bro, I kind of thought of an idea for your comic that you made. Here it is http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2515312/I+m+Batman/
I gave you creds and put a link to the original, but if you don't want it up, I'll take it down. Is that ok?
User avatar #2 to #1 - illusiveman (08/21/2011) [-]
yea man, you can use it, theres no problem, im glad you liked it.
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