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Date Signed Up:11/18/2012
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#80 - To be honest, I have no idea. It was just something I saw on Y… 12/23/2012 on Our Existence +1
#74 - In 1969, Nasa took three men to the moon. All of their technol…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Our Existence +18
#100 - Moosoulja (12/23/2012) [-]
Actually the phone reference is like 10 years old, they said it was more than the phone in the comparison. An iphone is vastly more advanced than anything used in the moon landing.
User avatar #115 - ilovehitler (12/23/2012) [-]
Whenever people say that, I can only think "yeah, but can your phone get people to the moon?"
#150 - coolcalx (12/23/2012) [-]
#99 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
Hahahaha sure keep believing that NASA took men to the moon.
#125 - coolcalx (12/23/2012) [-]
0/10 troll, but if you want proof, you can watch footage of the moon rove and you'll see dust particles being shot into a parabolic arc from the wheels. if you calculate the trajectory of the dust, you'll see that it's impossible for this to have taken place on Earth, as the gravity would have to be significantly less than Earth's. (you can't change gravity. you'd have to leave the Earth to cause that effect)
User avatar #116 - ilovehitler (12/23/2012) [-]
You're right, it was Hitler.
He's been behind everything good that has happened.
#77 - vvhoozy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #86 - kamehamehanurd (12/23/2012) [-]
No, it was the computers, they were about as powerful as an iPhone. Give or take a couple minor specs.
User avatar #87 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
User avatar #80 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
To be honest, I have no idea. It was just something I saw on Yahoo a while back.
#107 - Thanks. Rumor has it that a company in Mexico is going to buy …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on Twinkies +2
User avatar #146 - HOLYCARP (12/23/2012) [-]
Hostess did not go under. Hostess still haz a bakery in Ontario.
#158 - Is it in Narnia?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Steam sale +1
User avatar #159 - thedarkestrogue (12/23/2012) [-]
Massachusetts.
User avatar #160 - grundo (12/23/2012) [-]
Same thing.
#162 - thedarkestrogue (12/23/2012) [-]
I know.
#105 - I got it at a party. There was only one. I was going to save i…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Twinkies +3
User avatar #112 - kamehamehanurd (12/23/2012) [-]
How long did you have it? They are REALLY stale at only like 6 months.

User avatar #113 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
I had it for about 3-4 hours. I didn't have much time to cherish it.
#106 - englman (12/23/2012) [-]
Well dang.. I'm sorry for your loss bro:/
User avatar #107 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks. Rumor has it that a company in Mexico is going to buy Hostess and bring joy to everyone again.
User avatar #146 - HOLYCARP (12/23/2012) [-]
Hostess did not go under. Hostess still haz a bakery in Ontario.
#153 - I was at Gamestop yesterday and saw Skyrim was almost double t…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Steam sale +1
User avatar #156 - thedarkestrogue (12/23/2012) [-]
My gamestop had portal 2 for 10 bucks.....
User avatar #158 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
Is it in Narnia?
User avatar #159 - thedarkestrogue (12/23/2012) [-]
Massachusetts.
User avatar #160 - grundo (12/23/2012) [-]
Same thing.
#162 - thedarkestrogue (12/23/2012) [-]
I know.
#92 - I had a twinkie last week. I was dissapointed. I expected so m…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Twinkies +1
#103 - englman (12/23/2012) [-]
You should have sold it on eBay! Boxes of them were going for a SHIT load of money in the first week. I don't know what they're doing now.
User avatar #105 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
I got it at a party. There was only one. I was going to save it or a few years. To sell or survive the zombie apocalypse with, but a baby popped the packaging so I reluctantly ate it.
User avatar #112 - kamehamehanurd (12/23/2012) [-]
How long did you have it? They are REALLY stale at only like 6 months.

User avatar #113 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
I had it for about 3-4 hours. I didn't have much time to cherish it.
#106 - englman (12/23/2012) [-]
Well dang.. I'm sorry for your loss bro:/
User avatar #107 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
Thanks. Rumor has it that a company in Mexico is going to buy Hostess and bring joy to everyone again.
User avatar #146 - HOLYCARP (12/23/2012) [-]
Hostess did not go under. Hostess still haz a bakery in Ontario.
#87 - Does anyone know if Beavis and Butthead is coming back? The ne… 12/23/2012 on Some Pregnant Chicks +1
#104 - It seems like it would be an almost flavorless orange pastry w… 12/23/2012 on Cooking advice from YouTube +5
#485 - It's not hard to learn banking. Just spend like an hour of you… 12/23/2012 on Agree x10000000000000 +1
#36 - And that's where mad milk comes from. 12/23/2012 on Mess with the bull +1
#9 - Grand Theft Auto taught me how to drive. 12/23/2012 on Yeah +1
#118 - Comment deleted 12/23/2012 on Gangnam Style Billion -2
#114 - Well I didn't know of this. Thanks. 12/23/2012 on Gangnam Style Billion +1
#111 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Gangnam Style Billion -4
User avatar #115 - winsauceiswin (12/23/2012) [-]
that and there are 7 BILLION not 7 million people in the world...
#118 - illumiknight has deleted their comment.
User avatar #113 - EvilSquiggly (12/23/2012) [-]
Pretty sure it counts each IP address as one view. Refreshing the page does not add to the view count of the video.
#128 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
I doubt that. I uploaded a video and refreshed multiple times and it counted every view. I doubt random people found my video that has no tags and no popular keywords.
User avatar #114 - illumiknight (12/23/2012) [-]
Well I didn't know of this. Thanks.
#69 - My friends dump a whole bag of hot cheetos into their noodles.… 12/23/2012 on What it feels like to be poor +1
#3 - I just love how they got the bnw background from the end of th… 12/22/2012 on morbid for skaters +1
#17 - Should have used a flare gun...that would do it. 12/22/2012 on Suicide. +5
#50 - Dual-wield duckfoot. That's what actually won the war. 12/22/2012 on THANK YOU DESMOND MILES! +1
#48 - The only gun needed is the duckfoot pistol.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on THANK YOU DESMOND MILES! 0
User avatar #49 - ijiek (12/22/2012) [-]
haha, that thing is badass
User avatar #50 - illumiknight (12/22/2012) [-]
Dual-wield duckfoot. That's what actually won the war.
#9 - ANyone else think young Oak kind of looks like Nathan Drake? 12/22/2012 on Oak +1
#21 - Those scrafty sons of bitches... 12/22/2012 on Discrimination +7
#46 - I agree with you on the whole parkour aspect. On the other han…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2012 on THANK YOU DESMOND MILES! 0
User avatar #47 - ijiek (12/22/2012) [-]
yeah that is true, i really wouldn't want assassins creed to turn into a 3rd person shooter
User avatar #48 - illumiknight (12/22/2012) [-]
The only gun needed is the duckfoot pistol.
User avatar #49 - ijiek (12/22/2012) [-]
haha, that thing is badass
User avatar #50 - illumiknight (12/22/2012) [-]
Dual-wield duckfoot. That's what actually won the war.
#8 - Zombie- Cranberries 12/22/2012 on "End of the World" Playlist. +2
#36 - complain about Americans...all that good stuff  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2012 on THANK YOU DESMOND MILES! 0
#44 - ijiek (12/22/2012) [-]
i would actually put money on the table to buy a modern day assassins creed with desmond. i just felt that all of the parkour animations looked better on modern architecture. for example there's less clipping and all that jazz. but that's just me.
User avatar #46 - illumiknight (12/22/2012) [-]
I agree with you on the whole parkour aspect. On the other hand, the combat would be complicated considering guns are the common weapon these days. Maybe Juno would remove guns from mankind to stop resistance? Back to blades for combat.
User avatar #47 - ijiek (12/22/2012) [-]
yeah that is true, i really wouldn't want assassins creed to turn into a 3rd person shooter
User avatar #48 - illumiknight (12/22/2012) [-]
The only gun needed is the duckfoot pistol.
User avatar #49 - ijiek (12/22/2012) [-]
haha, that thing is badass
User avatar #50 - illumiknight (12/22/2012) [-]
Dual-wield duckfoot. That's what actually won the war.
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