best thing ive read in at least a week.

his username....

All anons are called Meg now for "Shut up, Meg" to make sense. I think.

Nah, Nessie's a Scot. You're gonna need £3.50. Scots tender, hand him that English coin and he'll flip his shit.

But you know he's gonna go soon.

You said dog comes first no matter what. Does that mean first infront of anything at all, like your dad?

Not everything obviously, I was just trying to convey how much I care about my dog.

But you know he's gonna go soon.

The question implies a scenario where neither could get out of the car themselves and you had to choose who bakes.

It isn't uncommon, but that's not a good thing. Humans are better. If a good friend were to pick a dog over me when it comes to who to save in a burning fire. I'd be fucking pissed before I die.

The question is really a matter of who you're closest too. My grandma is a mean old woman, but my dog has been my best friend for 12 years. He is like my child.

You said dog comes first no matter what. Does that mean first infront of anything at all, like your dad?

Not everything obviously, I was just trying to convey how much I care about my dog.

But you know he's gonna go soon.

So an animal you've known for somewhere between 0-15 years is better then the woman who created the person who created you?

What if you had to pick between Grandma and your 2 month old baby? That's picking between someone you've known for only 2 months (or 11, depending how you count) vs. the person who created the person who created you.

Based on your logic.... poor baby :(

You can't base the same logic on a different scenario. Don't be stupid.

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Here's a comment I made an hour ago. Emphasis on the injury part.

What if my grandmas a raging bitch that likes to beat on me all the time and calls me a waste of space then shouts that she wishes she got an abortion with my mother just so I wouldn't be born and the only reason why she does all this is because I got the wrong cigarettes for her.

Pretty sure it's not uncommon to empathize with animals more than humans. Grandma can figure out how to unlock the door.

The question implies a scenario where neither could get out of the car themselves and you had to choose who bakes.

It isn't uncommon, but that's not a good thing. Humans are better. If a good friend were to pick a dog over me when it comes to who to save in a burning fire. I'd be fucking pissed before I die.

The question is really a matter of who you're closest too. My grandma is a mean old woman, but my dog has been my best friend for 12 years. He is like my child.

You said dog comes first no matter what. Does that mean first infront of anything at all, like your dad?

Not everything obviously, I was just trying to convey how much I care about my dog.

But you know he's gonna go soon.

Nice to meet you, sir. Have an awesome day!

Bitch this is DOOM. Find yourself a medikit!

Did you do that on purpose?

I watched that episode on friday whit a friend hahaha I missed nearly all of it because I was high as fuck (inb4 "you so edgy"). All I can remember is I was laughing almost during all of the episode.

you so edgy

Well yeah.. there's a difference between a joke and a straight up insult.

"You wanna talk? Talk to Herschel. I'm doing stuff Lori. Things. Isn't that enough? I'm still here."
- Rick Grimes, The Walking Dead: Seed (#3.1)