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Date Signed Up:3/08/2013
Last Login:3/13/2013
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#249 - Same, I'm tired of people, I don't want a normal wife. Lemme g…  [+] (9 replies) 03/12/2013 on When I have a different... 0
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#250 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Ha, But i don't want to see humanoids really, i dont want them to look like us at least, like the turians in mass effect, or the krogans, id be happy with that kind of diversity.
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#251 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh that'd be cool too, Hide-n-Seek would be so much more thrilling
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#252 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
I,d hate playing hide and go seek with salarians, they'd use their brain to find exactly where i am, stupid smart guys.
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#253 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Or..! WE COULD PLAY TIC TAC TOE! Or Red Rover.
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#254 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
God damn it, I would shoot myself...Except he would probably go james bond and have already taken the gun.
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#255 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
lol he can not take what is made of plastic :( )
All my guns are plastic
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#256 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Anti magneto guy?
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#257 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
But what if.. he was the size of a pea!nis
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#258 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Who? magneto or the aliens....
#247 - Yeah, aliens don't know what a bayonet is, use it on them :D  [+] (11 replies) 03/12/2013 on When I have a different... 0
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#248 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, i hope We find Extra teristrial life forms in my life, it would be awesome to see some more diversity than just blacks, whites, japs, hispanics, etc.
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#249 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Same, I'm tired of people, I don't want a normal wife. Lemme get a outter space chick wit purple skin and a big booty. All I need is the booty.
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#250 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Ha, But i don't want to see humanoids really, i dont want them to look like us at least, like the turians in mass effect, or the krogans, id be happy with that kind of diversity.
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#251 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh that'd be cool too, Hide-n-Seek would be so much more thrilling
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#252 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
I,d hate playing hide and go seek with salarians, they'd use their brain to find exactly where i am, stupid smart guys.
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#253 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Or..! WE COULD PLAY TIC TAC TOE! Or Red Rover.
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#254 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
God damn it, I would shoot myself...Except he would probably go james bond and have already taken the gun.
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#255 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
lol he can not take what is made of plastic :( )
All my guns are plastic
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#256 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Anti magneto guy?
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#257 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
But what if.. he was the size of a pea!nis
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#258 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Who? magneto or the aliens....
#245 - Ooh! Idk, I guess because there was no use, it's not like you …  [+] (13 replies) 03/12/2013 on When I have a different... 0
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#246 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Well maybe when your entering an unsecured building or something, but yeah besides that its kind of pointless, maybe if aliens attack we might find a use for them...
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#247 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, aliens don't know what a bayonet is, use it on them :D
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#248 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, i hope We find Extra teristrial life forms in my life, it would be awesome to see some more diversity than just blacks, whites, japs, hispanics, etc.
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#249 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Same, I'm tired of people, I don't want a normal wife. Lemme get a outter space chick wit purple skin and a big booty. All I need is the booty.
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#250 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Ha, But i don't want to see humanoids really, i dont want them to look like us at least, like the turians in mass effect, or the krogans, id be happy with that kind of diversity.
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#251 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh that'd be cool too, Hide-n-Seek would be so much more thrilling
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#252 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
I,d hate playing hide and go seek with salarians, they'd use their brain to find exactly where i am, stupid smart guys.
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#253 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Or..! WE COULD PLAY TIC TAC TOE! Or Red Rover.
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#254 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
God damn it, I would shoot myself...Except he would probably go james bond and have already taken the gun.
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#255 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
lol he can not take what is made of plastic :( )
All my guns are plastic
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#256 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Anti magneto guy?
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#257 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
But what if.. he was the size of a pea!nis
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#258 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Who? magneto or the aliens....
#41 - Won the first time! But the second time.. I stared at…  [+] (2 replies) 03/12/2013 on You look you lose! +9
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#71 - jasoncreed (03/12/2013) [-]
I laughed all time and failed at the "hey! guess what? BALLS"
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#42 - nevermentioned (03/12/2013) [-]
I did the exact same thing...
#25 - Cuz they were inaccurate and had limited range.. Not like my w…  [+] (15 replies) 03/11/2013 on When I have a different... -1
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#244 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
No, not muskets, ugh what are they called? the knives things on the front, Bayonets, OK, i remembered.
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#245 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Ooh! Idk, I guess because there was no use, it's not like you get that close to anyone in the army to use it, i don't think atleast.
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#246 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Well maybe when your entering an unsecured building or something, but yeah besides that its kind of pointless, maybe if aliens attack we might find a use for them...
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#247 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, aliens don't know what a bayonet is, use it on them :D
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#248 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, i hope We find Extra teristrial life forms in my life, it would be awesome to see some more diversity than just blacks, whites, japs, hispanics, etc.
User avatar
#249 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Same, I'm tired of people, I don't want a normal wife. Lemme get a outter space chick wit purple skin and a big booty. All I need is the booty.
User avatar
#250 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Ha, But i don't want to see humanoids really, i dont want them to look like us at least, like the turians in mass effect, or the krogans, id be happy with that kind of diversity.
User avatar
#251 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh that'd be cool too, Hide-n-Seek would be so much more thrilling
User avatar
#252 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
I,d hate playing hide and go seek with salarians, they'd use their brain to find exactly where i am, stupid smart guys.
User avatar
#253 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Or..! WE COULD PLAY TIC TAC TOE! Or Red Rover.
User avatar
#254 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
God damn it, I would shoot myself...Except he would probably go james bond and have already taken the gun.
User avatar
#255 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
lol he can not take what is made of plastic :( )
All my guns are plastic
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#256 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Anti magneto guy?
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#257 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
But what if.. he was the size of a pea!nis
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#258 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Who? magneto or the aliens....
#89 - Don't believe me jah watch ***** ***** ***** G…  [+] (7 replies) 03/11/2013 on GORE 0
#115 - ethevan (03/12/2013) [-]
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if you real nigga then fuck with me,

oh jesus, what a hilariously bad song

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#101 - holdup (03/11/2013) [-]
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#96 - gingeraletwo (03/11/2013) [-]
This rap rhymes watch with watch,,,,

related?
#120 - creepyunclebob (03/12/2013) [-]
Not really, but my dinner plans just changed.
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#91 - englman (03/11/2013) [-]
Dat sounds like tha niggest sheyut eva