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Gender: male
Age: 113
Consoles Owned: Xbox Kinect, NES, Nintendo 64, ATARI, Playstation 2, Gamecube, Dreamcast, Playstation 1, Sega Genesis,
Video Games Played: Everything you've played and more
Interests: Games, MS paint, comics, females
Date Signed Up:3/08/2013
Last Login:3/13/2013
Location:Your mind
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8 total,  25 ,  33
Comment Thumbs: 39 total,  124 ,  85
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -7 Content: Sort of disliked → Level -4 Content: Sort of disliked
Comment Level Progress: 78.18% (43/55)
Level 0 Comments: Untouched account → Level 1 Comments: New Here
Content Views:5209
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:86
FJ Points:31
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latest user's comments

#27 - How you know? :) 03/12/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
#41 - Won the first time! But the second time.. I stared at…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on You look you lose! +9
User avatar #71 - jasoncreed (03/12/2013) [-]
I laughed all time and failed at the "hey! guess what? BALLS"
User avatar #42 - nevermentioned (03/12/2013) [-]
I did the exact same thing...
#25 - Cuz they were inaccurate and had limited range.. Not like my w…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/11/2013 on When I have a different... -1
User avatar #244 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
No, not muskets, ugh what are they called? the knives things on the front, Bayonets, OK, i remembered.
User avatar #245 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Ooh! Idk, I guess because there was no use, it's not like you get that close to anyone in the army to use it, i don't think atleast.
User avatar #246 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Well maybe when your entering an unsecured building or something, but yeah besides that its kind of pointless, maybe if aliens attack we might find a use for them...
User avatar #247 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, aliens don't know what a bayonet is, use it on them :D
User avatar #248 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, i hope We find Extra teristrial life forms in my life, it would be awesome to see some more diversity than just blacks, whites, japs, hispanics, etc.
User avatar #249 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Same, I'm tired of people, I don't want a normal wife. Lemme get a outter space chick wit purple skin and a big booty. All I need is the booty.
User avatar #250 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Ha, But i don't want to see humanoids really, i dont want them to look like us at least, like the turians in mass effect, or the krogans, id be happy with that kind of diversity.
User avatar #251 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh that'd be cool too, Hide-n-Seek would be so much more thrilling
User avatar #252 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
I,d hate playing hide and go seek with salarians, they'd use their brain to find exactly where i am, stupid smart guys.
User avatar #253 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #254 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
God damn it, I would shoot myself...Except he would probably go james bond and have already taken the gun.
User avatar #255 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
lol he can not take what is made of plastic :( )
All my guns are plastic
User avatar #256 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Anti magneto guy?
User avatar #257 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/12/2013) [-]
But what if.. he was the size of a pea!nis
User avatar #258 - largeheadphones (03/12/2013) [-]
Who? magneto or the aliens....
#89 - Don't believe me jah watch ***** *…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2013 on GORE 0
#115 - ethevan (03/12/2013) [-]
this aint for no fuck nigga,
if you real nigga then fuck with me,

oh jesus, what a hilariously bad song

nigga nigga nigga
#112 - tehtrollface (03/12/2013) [-]
#101 - holdup (03/11/2013) [-]

#96 - gingeraletwo (03/11/2013) [-]
This rap rhymes watch with watch,,,,

#120 - creepyunclebob (03/12/2013) [-]
Not really, but my dinner plans just changed.
#94 - gingeraletwo has deleted their comment.
#91 - englman (03/11/2013) [-]
Dat sounds like tha niggest sheyut eva
#26 - Happy ************* BIRTHDAY, FAGGOT! Fro… 03/11/2013 on My dad +9
#225 - Oh yes.. Raven... 03/11/2013 on Just Right... -1
#82 - Yeah! Like Legend of Zelda, cartoonish it's nice, fun, and can… 03/11/2013 on Pokemon X Y -1
#42 - Because graphics makes the game too, some games are better wit…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Pokemon X Y -1
#112 - beetlebum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107 - darthacerbus (03/11/2013) [-]
Stylized graphics are always always always better, or at least will always look good, because "realistic" graphics are constantly being improved, and something like Far Cry, the peak of graphical achievement at the time, looks dated today, while Wind Waker, a not-super-graphically advanced game, still stands the test of time.
#59 - kelex (03/11/2013) [-]
Personally, I think Legend of Zelda in the current cartoonish graphic is much better than one in a FFXIII-like graphic, while Armored Core is much better at it's graphic level right now than in cartoonish graphics. It all depends on the game's theme and storyline.
User avatar #82 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah! Like Legend of Zelda, cartoonish it's nice, fun, and can be enjoyable. Put Link into more realism like Assassin's Creed and it would look..weird, and vice versa.
#41 - I said peas 03/11/2013 on Stop Right There -1
#101 - Nobody cares about the amount of ***** you have n… 03/11/2013 on PC master gaming race -3
#97 - Everything fits in the everything category. huehuehue u so… 03/11/2013 on PC master gaming race -1
#56 - Get outta here felix :) 03/11/2013 on Lesbians 0
#78 - Orly? Ahem... **** ASSASSIN'S CREE…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2013 on PC master gaming race -3
#99 - oodlesandoodles (03/11/2013) [-]
#101 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/11/2013) [-]
Nobody cares about the amount of fucks you have nor how many of them you are willing to hand out.
#85 - senorfrog (03/11/2013) [-]
I agree with you on the cod, battlefield, and somewhat assassin's creed, but fallout 3 was awesome (when it came out and dlc), bioshock is awesome, god of war is awesome, and boobs and corgis fits in that everything category so I like boobs and corgis.
User avatar #97 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/11/2013) [-]
Everything fits in the everything category. huehuehue u so silly senorfrog.
I don't actually dislike those games though (except for CoD, fuck that), I just did that as the first official "Fucked up your account" comment, it was supposed to get like -30 or more thumbs but, I guess I'm just too loved.
#46 - Comment deleted 03/10/2013 on How Stuff Works 0
#80 - You gotta be ******** me 03/10/2013 on EA vs Steam 0
#101 - I don't dream, and I've been told I'm an asshole, a fag, and a… 03/10/2013 on Sleep facts -1
#33 - Don't get me wrong, Pepsi is good drink but I always had a bet… 03/10/2013 on Waitress 0
#11 - I'm a guy and I have an amazon butt.. I think or maybe bumper.… 03/10/2013 on Know Your Butts -1
#11 - No man.. Cola has a better taste and it doesn't leave that fil…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Waitress -4
User avatar #24 - sirbutterballs (03/10/2013) [-]
I always get the filmy taste from Coke. Meh, it really is about preference though the only difference is that Pepsi is fizzier and sweeter.
User avatar #33 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/10/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, Pepsi is good drink but I always had a better taste for Cola, idk why. Pepsi always gives me that filmy feel on my molars but Coke never did, meh.

My previous comment was thumbed down..
Probably because it was a little overdone

Or bitches can't take a joke
Whispering silently to myself
#14 - Oh reely? Well can you put your feet in your mouth and become … 03/10/2013 on the vagina in its natural... -2
#291 - U 03/10/2013 on Fucking Janitor... 0
#290 - Mad? 03/10/2013 on Fucking Janitor... 0
#6 - AWW **** ! YOU'RE THE GUY THAT ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on The real way nerds react +2
User avatar #7 - payseht (03/10/2013) [-]
Who hasn't?!

Fuck my sister, I mean
#2 - Ooh **** ! Hey, aren't you that guy that likes to …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on Whenever I'm wearing a... 0
User avatar #3 - payseht (03/10/2013) [-]
I didn't particularly like it. Dead women can be really dry down there.
#2 - Heeyy! It's the guy that ****** his sisterr!! How…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on bosses say the darndest things +3
User avatar #3 - payseht (03/10/2013) [-]
Moved on to my brother, in fact
#10 - hoskins (01/31/2014) [-]
I've always wondered about this little back and forth, but never asked about it.
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