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#60 - wait is this fan theory or pixars actually put that out...?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2015 on The old man from Pixar 0
#64 - fumphery (05/18/2015) [-]
its a fan theory but its gotten relatively well known, it all links in together relatively well that a lot of people think it could be true, either way i found it interesting how many little "easter egg" type things there are linking the films together (monsters inc boo being the old witch in brave, etc...)
User avatar #66 - brahdin (05/18/2015) [-]
wouldn't that mean that boo is in the future actually then and brave is set into a dystopian future in scotland?
she is in modern day home when we see it speaking english (sorta)
User avatar #71 - blackholedragon (05/18/2015) [-]
actually, fans believe that Boo is the old witch from brave due to the fact there is a carving of him in the wood in the background during that scene. It is theorized that due to the fact she witnessed this whole time travel thing with mike and sulley, she eventually grew up and discovered that secret and eventually went back in time to ancient day Scotland.
#74 - fumphery (05/18/2015) [-]
yeah its something like this , theres a lot of specifics the whole theory is really interesting i found, worth a read if youve got a spare 15mins
#184 - what about thumbing down for just faggotry? 03/20/2015 on Starving North Korean -1
#33 - i'm not...i truly enjoyed the show some episodes got a little … 12/07/2014 on Monty Python and the Holy... +2
#31 - have you not watch the show flying circus?? anything monty pyt…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Monty Python and the Holy... +3
User avatar #32 - anotherhaloguy (12/07/2014) [-]
Dont lie to yourself, about 75% of everything Monty was a load of horse plop
#44 - justtocomment (12/07/2014) [-]
I've got a box set of every episode. I can only think of two episodes that were underwhelming. Honestly, anything with John Cleese is just fucking golden.
User avatar #45 - anotherhaloguy (12/07/2014) [-]
But you're saying that there wasn't a large amount of jokes within the episodes that just weren't funny?
It might just be me
#46 - justtocomment (12/07/2014) [-]
It's very dry humor. A lot of people (particularly here in America) don't enjoy it. I love it, and always have. The only jokes I don't laugh at are the ones that make pop culture references that were relevant in their time and location - and that's just because I simply don't get it. Luckily those are far and few, because that wasn't usually a target for their comedy. Which three films did you reference? I'm just curious.
Gotta say, to me the best three are Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, and Life of Brian.
User avatar #48 - anotherhaloguy (12/07/2014) [-]
Obviously it is, for me it's in the order Life of Brian, Meaning of Life and Holy Grail
I do have a very dry sense of humour but there was just points in the majority of all Monty Python I thought it was.... just meh not up to what the rest of Monty Python is
#49 - justtocomment (12/07/2014) [-]
Well to be fair, the movies involved the entire cast and all the support writers. They had all the great minds behind the show working on every aspect of the film. The shows were, like any other skit show, mostly written by those who personally acted in the scene and a small group of support writers and editors.
To each their own though - I can only imagine by the end of the day there will be someone insulting you over this opinion. But hey, I'm just glad to know there are still Python fans out there. All too often I talk to people who have no clue what I'm talking about, or potheads who say "you have to be high to get it". Personally, I prefer the first group to the second....
User avatar #33 - ilikeeggs (12/07/2014) [-]
i'm not...i truly enjoyed the show some episodes got a little meh but i loled hard within every one
#30 - duck duh 12/07/2014 on Monty Python and the Holy... 0
#7 - i know your pain man i deal too and people always look "f…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Serve and Protect +1
#14 - asasinmonkey (12/02/2014) [-]
Its a sad sad day when a pot dealer cant make his rent aint it.
#117 - yes, yes it does ;) 12/02/2014 on Fuutuuure 0
#489 - ahoy 08/05/2014 on Lurkers comment here 0
#72 - i think he's coming to around where i live  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Worth it +3
User avatar #73 - themassivefail (06/11/2014) [-]
If you get the chance... take it. SO worth it
User avatar #77 - chewiewhatawookie (06/11/2014) [-]
You two should make out and get it over with already.
#78 - themassivefail (06/11/2014) [-]
#79 - chewiewhatawookie (06/11/2014) [-]
#119 - xcecex (06/11/2014) [-]
What the fuck
#80 - themassivefail (06/11/2014) [-]
#81 - chewiewhatawookie (06/11/2014) [-]
#126 - metalcoldreaper (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - megayoming (06/11/2014) [-]
I like where this is going
#70 - i need to go watch dressed to kill, for the 500th time now  [+] (11 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Worth it +5
User avatar #71 - themassivefail (06/11/2014) [-]
Good lad ^.^ I saw his latest two tours live. Fantastic stuff!
User avatar #72 - ilikeeggs (06/11/2014) [-]
i think he's coming to around where i live
User avatar #73 - themassivefail (06/11/2014) [-]
If you get the chance... take it. SO worth it
User avatar #77 - chewiewhatawookie (06/11/2014) [-]
You two should make out and get it over with already.
#78 - themassivefail (06/11/2014) [-]
#79 - chewiewhatawookie (06/11/2014) [-]
#119 - xcecex (06/11/2014) [-]
What the fuck
#80 - themassivefail (06/11/2014) [-]
#81 - chewiewhatawookie (06/11/2014) [-]
#126 - metalcoldreaper (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - megayoming (06/11/2014) [-]
I like where this is going


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#11 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Beyblades are pretty rad, right?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
were* yeah the originals were the **** the ones where you can change the pieces too and like add better "weapons" to em, they also hurt like a bitch if you hit it when its spinning full speed, the new ones suck in my opinion
#13 to #12 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
You mean they're still around? I haven't seen any in stores
Though I suppose that's for the better, if they suck.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
well last i knew there were some like relatively crappy plastic new generation beyblades that are less awesome, what i really miss is muthafukken YU GI OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#15 to #14 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Never got into Yu-Gi-Oh
Got a Yu-gi-oh game, or music CD, or something, in a cereal box once. The anime wasn't very entertaining but I think I liked one of the songs on the disk

Favorite thing from my childhood would be my Super Nintendo.
Super Metroid, Lawnmower Man(Never had mowing the lawn in it), Top Gear, stuff like that.
Fortunately I don't have to miss those things themselves, as I can still play them

What I really miss is the childhood feeling I had with 'em
User avatar #16 to #15 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
i really miss not having to work or care about time!! xp i did love mario and metroid though!
#17 to #16 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
I don't miss that, oddly.

Onto why I came here, though, please do tell me about your love of something immoral
User avatar #18 to #17 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
wait what?
#19 to #18 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
I'm going around to years-old content to find users at random who might not expect sudden visitors

I'm doing this so I can bother them with the gift of either an uncomfortable conversation or a friendship

So, come on. Children, animals, the dead, or any combination. What's your fetish?
User avatar #20 to #19 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
school girls and asians and sometimes the combination of the two
#21 to #20 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Bah, vanilla. Where's the guro, and the homosexual incest?

I have a lovely picture from Shadman of a little girl being split in half and here you are being totally unappreciative of the finer things
User avatar #23 to #21 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
oh and you can never go wrong with the teen cp as well xp
User avatar #22 to #21 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
lmfao yeah i'm pretty vanilla....like the real bad thing i'm into is choking my gf and rape, some rape, like if a slut gets raped and is into it after a bit i'm into it if it's some innocent ass girl just crying and being raped that's not my cup of tea haha
#24 to #22 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Well to each their own.
Dip into some harder rape or maybe netorare, explore.
Anyways, carry on
#5 - tjsoup (01/27/2014) [-]
so how are the buds in your area?
User avatar #6 to #5 - ilikeeggs (01/27/2014) [-]
well the loud me and my brother push is pretty amazing a nice bright green with some orange and purple hairs
#7 to #6 - tjsoup (01/27/2014) [-]
damn that sounds fantastic

I just have some decent buds nothing to dank but it gets me stoned.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ilikeeggs (01/27/2014) [-]
but that's the inventory, can't smoke your own supply, the **** i have to smoke is your typically reggie is some people call it i call it mids or middies
#9 to #8 - tjsoup (01/27/2014) [-]
yeah but you could always buy from yourself. ha

reggie isn't bad thou as long as you pack a big fat bowl
User avatar #10 to #9 - ilikeeggs (01/27/2014) [-]
or a fat bong and i ain't got moniez D:
i don't even have a girlfriend i have a sugarmama she pay's for ERrYTHING
User avatar #3 - alwaysreadthetags (09/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - ilikeeggs (09/02/2012) [-]
#2 - sixtyniningirls (03/23/2012) [-]
an iphone has 8 gigabytes of memory, in total, if you were to actually strip all the pre-installed apps, you would still only equate to around 7 gigabytes of hardware, simply because the firmware, and hardware that comes with the phone that helps it run takes up around 1 gig. if you were to delete all of this, it would run like a computer without system folder 32. dont believe me? delete system folder 32, then restart you computer.
User avatar #1 - TehPorcupine (08/18/2010) [-]
I like eggs also.
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