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Steam Profile: misterp1209
Consoles Owned: 360
Video Games Played: halo 4, assassin's creed
X-box Gamertag: MajorityPuma1
Interests: weed, LSD, games, moar weed, mathematics
Date Signed Up:4/18/2010
Last Login:4/23/2014
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    Who needs tables? Who needs tables?
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#19 - the answer is yes absolutely 03/30/2014 on well, that escalated quickly +4
#24 - you just made up words and put em all together  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on NSA Caught Slippin +8
#53 - huewut (03/30/2014) [-]
Actually he carefully mayonnaised this situation whilst careful pickles much fireplace neutron galaxy accelerator car vehicle.
#140 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
hahahhahahah
#42 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
Actually, believe it or not, most of those words are not made up. For example, the last two words "rhododendron hypothalami". A Rhododendron is a plant genus, and a hypothalami is a part of the brain.
#159 - and the symbol is more blockish  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on I made some layout changes 0
#161 - nemecyst (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh, neat.
#158 - if you're logged out you can see the top uploaded on to the to… 03/30/2014 on I made some layout changes 0
#157 - i like it 03/30/2014 on I made some layout changes +2
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#115 - i'm Irish Welsh French Canadian possibly some german, yet egyp…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Embarrassingly stupid... 0
User avatar #121 - limerslimer (03/28/2014) [-]
... same here, very confused
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#45 - wut?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on This fuckin' Guy +2
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#123 - popnotes (03/28/2014) [-]
Better one
#44 - i really hop there's a follow up and they meet or some … 03/28/2014 on This fuckin' Guy +2
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#11 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Beyblades are pretty rad, right?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
were* yeah the originals were the **** the ones where you can change the pieces too and like add better "weapons" to em, they also hurt like a bitch if you hit it when its spinning full speed, the new ones suck in my opinion
#13 to #12 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
You mean they're still around? I haven't seen any in stores
Though I suppose that's for the better, if they suck.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
well last i knew there were some like relatively crappy plastic new generation beyblades that are less awesome, what i really miss is muthafukken YU GI OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#15 to #14 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Never got into Yu-Gi-Oh
Got a Yu-gi-oh game, or music CD, or something, in a cereal box once. The anime wasn't very entertaining but I think I liked one of the songs on the disk

Favorite thing from my childhood would be my Super Nintendo.
Super Metroid, Lawnmower Man(Never had mowing the lawn in it), Top Gear, stuff like that.
Fortunately I don't have to miss those things themselves, as I can still play them

What I really miss is the childhood feeling I had with 'em
User avatar #16 to #15 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
i really miss not having to work or care about time!! xp i did love mario and metroid though!
#17 to #16 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
I don't miss that, oddly.

Onto why I came here, though, please do tell me about your love of something immoral
User avatar #18 to #17 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
wait what?
#19 to #18 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
I'm going around to years-old content to find users at random who might not expect sudden visitors

I'm doing this so I can bother them with the gift of either an uncomfortable conversation or a friendship

So, come on. Children, animals, the dead, or any combination. What's your ****** ?
User avatar #20 to #19 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
school girls and asians and sometimes the combination of the two
#21 to #20 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Bah, vanilla. Where's the **** , and the homosexual incest?

I have a lovely picture from Shadman of a little girl being split in half and here you are being totally unappreciative of the finer things
User avatar #23 to #21 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
oh and you can never go wrong with the teen cp as well xp
User avatar #22 to #21 - ilikeeggs (02/16/2014) [-]
lmfao yeah i'm pretty vanilla....like the real bad thing i'm into is choking my gf and rape, some rape, like if a slut gets raped and is into it after a bit i'm into it if it's some innocent ass girl just crying and being raped that's not my cup of tea haha
#24 to #22 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Well to each their own.
Dip into some harder rape or maybe netorare, explore.
Anyways, carry on
#5 - tjsoup (01/27/2014) [-]
so how are the buds in your area?
User avatar #6 to #5 - ilikeeggs (01/27/2014) [-]
well the loud me and my brother push is pretty amazing a nice bright green with some orange and purple hairs
#7 to #6 - tjsoup (01/27/2014) [-]
damn that sounds fantastic

I just have some decent buds nothing to dank but it gets me stoned.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ilikeeggs (01/27/2014) [-]
but that's the inventory, can't smoke your own supply, the **** i have to smoke is your typically reggie is some people call it i call it mids or middies
#9 to #8 - tjsoup (01/27/2014) [-]
yeah but you could always buy from yourself. ha

reggie isn't bad thou as long as you pack a big fat bowl
User avatar #10 to #9 - ilikeeggs (01/27/2014) [-]
or a fat bong and i ain't got moniez D:
i don't even have a girlfriend i have a sugarmama she pay's for ERrYTHING
User avatar #3 - alwaysreadthetags (09/02/2012) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ilikeeggs (09/02/2012) [-]
bewbs
#2 - sixtyniningirls (03/23/2012) [-]
an iphone has 8 gigabytes of memory, in total, if you were to actually strip all the pre-installed apps, you would still only equate to around 7 gigabytes of hardware, simply because the firmware, and hardware that comes with the phone that helps it run takes up around 1 gig. if you were to delete all of this, it would run like a computer without system folder 32. dont believe me? delete system folder 32, then restart you computer.
User avatar #1 - TehPorcupine (08/18/2010) [-]
I like eggs also.
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