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#80 - She was never useless I swear Jesus fuck her pu…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on I'm greedy +1
#81 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Notice how everyone hates valkyr now because she's got a different playstyle than all the other frames?

She's mag 2.0

I swear to god these fucks need to stop bitching. Valkyr is my favorite frame.
#82 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
People hate her because her skills are... lackluster...

1. Ripline is fun
2. Her only useful skill
3. This is a shit skill because her shields are complete well... shit
4. Suicide if it's not used with a rage/ quick thinking combo. Melee is the least viable thing ever.

She's not good for 'end game'
#83 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
You.. are WROOOONG. In fact, I was SO TIRED of hearing this shit, I made a video.

How to Valkyr - Warframe

Without me as my valkyr, my team would not have survived for an hour in the orokin derilect survival.
#78 - Frost is a tender lover. Get out of my Warbros folder.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2013 on I'm greedy +1
#79 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Do you remember when mag was useless?
Neither do I.
#80 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
She was never useless I swear

Jesus fuck her pull is god tier now
#81 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Notice how everyone hates valkyr now because she's got a different playstyle than all the other frames?

She's mag 2.0

I swear to god these fucks need to stop bitching. Valkyr is my favorite frame.
#82 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
People hate her because her skills are... lackluster...

1. Ripline is fun
2. Her only useful skill
3. This is a shit skill because her shields are complete well... shit
4. Suicide if it's not used with a rage/ quick thinking combo. Melee is the least viable thing ever.

She's not good for 'end game'
#83 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
You.. are WROOOONG. In fact, I was SO TIRED of hearing this shit, I made a video.

How to Valkyr - Warframe

Without me as my valkyr, my team would not have survived for an hour in the orokin derilect survival.
#75 - Frost is a pure tenno  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2013 on I'm greedy +1
#76 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
That's just fancy talk for "40 year old virgin"
#78 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
Frost is a tender lover.

Get out of my Warbros folder.
#79 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Do you remember when mag was useless?
Neither do I.
#80 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
She was never useless I swear

Jesus fuck her pull is god tier now
#81 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Notice how everyone hates valkyr now because she's got a different playstyle than all the other frames?

She's mag 2.0

I swear to god these fucks need to stop bitching. Valkyr is my favorite frame.
#82 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
People hate her because her skills are... lackluster...

1. Ripline is fun
2. Her only useful skill
3. This is a shit skill because her shields are complete well... shit
4. Suicide if it's not used with a rage/ quick thinking combo. Melee is the least viable thing ever.

She's not good for 'end game'
#83 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
You.. are WROOOONG. In fact, I was SO TIRED of hearing this shit, I made a video.

How to Valkyr - Warframe

Without me as my valkyr, my team would not have survived for an hour in the orokin derilect survival.
#73 - >Mag drinking with ember  [+] (9 new replies) 11/27/2013 on I'm greedy +1
#74 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Frost is just mad because he can't get any wartail for himself.
#75 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
Frost is a pure tenno
#76 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
That's just fancy talk for "40 year old virgin"
#78 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
Frost is a tender lover.

Get out of my Warbros folder.
#79 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Do you remember when mag was useless?
Neither do I.
#80 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
She was never useless I swear

Jesus fuck her pull is god tier now
#81 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Notice how everyone hates valkyr now because she's got a different playstyle than all the other frames?

She's mag 2.0

I swear to god these fucks need to stop bitching. Valkyr is my favorite frame.
#82 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
People hate her because her skills are... lackluster...

1. Ripline is fun
2. Her only useful skill
3. This is a shit skill because her shields are complete well... shit
4. Suicide if it's not used with a rage/ quick thinking combo. Melee is the least viable thing ever.

She's not good for 'end game'
#83 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
You.. are WROOOONG. In fact, I was SO TIRED of hearing this shit, I made a video.

How to Valkyr - Warframe

Without me as my valkyr, my team would not have survived for an hour in the orokin derilect survival.
#49 - Not playing as a filthy cock sucking Nyx picker. 11/27/2013 on kek +3
#24 - >Not zipping back to where you died. Casual  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on when playing as hecarim +2
User avatar #38 - tentaquil (11/25/2013) [-]
Clinkz's fault
"oh here's a suspicious looking chain i'll be sure to stand right next to it"
"dies"
#684 - Because I posted as an anon saying whoever rolled dubs got to … 11/18/2013 on Dad hates My Little Pony 0
#662 - After the second episode aired on October 22nd, threads about …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Dad hates My Little Pony 0
User avatar #671 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
I concur with everything this gentleman/lady says strictly due to he/she defending me, especially with a name like "Ilikecawk."
User avatar #669 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
Those are pony-fags. TRUE bronies like the show, not just one season, for it's charm, color, and good music.

Also.... why would anyone take advice from someone with a username like "ilikecawk"
#684 - ilikecawk (11/18/2013) [-]
Because I posted as an anon saying whoever rolled dubs got to choose my name. The fact I enjoy cock was just a coincidence. You can go check my first comment yourself if you want. Why even bring my name up? Are you seriously unable to bring up a proper argument? Boy got a 'man with a six year old daughter' you sure are eager to jump to the 'give ME a reason' thing.

I also didn't say season I said series. Two entirely different things.
User avatar #680 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
Charm, color, and good music meant for the opposite sex.
User avatar #689 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
Why does it matter if it's targeted to the opposite sex? If it's good music, it's good music.
User avatar #693 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
Because identifying in things that define our gender is what human nature is all about. Sure we are all allowed opinions, but if you honestly think "I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE?!!??!" is good music as a grown individual, you really need to rethink your standards.
#638 - The term “brony,” a portmanteau of “bro” and “pony,…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Dad hates My Little Pony +1
User avatar #651 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
You DO realize that MLP has been around since the 80's, right? I hold to my previous statement. There were bronies literally decades before 4chan ever coined the term.
User avatar #667 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
Yes, but the sudden swell of people proud to admitting to liking a show with a target demographic of girls age 2-10, I mean c'mon now.
User avatar #685 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
I applaud the sudden surge of self-confident people who like what they like for no other reason than they like it. I don't know why you're so offendedd by people being themselves.
User avatar #662 - ilikecawk (11/18/2013) [-]
After the second episode aired on October 22nd, threads about ponies started to boom on 4chan, gaining the show fans outside of its target demographic. Since then, the fandom has exploded across the Internet.


I didn't see anyone openly saying I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY OH GOD MY ICON IS PONY OH SWEET FUCK YES until friendship is magic. Bronies don't go around going 'i love gens 1-4' they go hurr friendship is magic and only focus on the recent show. The articles I cited were stating that 4chan were the first bronies for friendship is magic because that's the only relevant pony series. There was no huge as fuck fanbase for the earlier MLP series. You're just being a defensive twat about everything.
User avatar #671 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
I concur with everything this gentleman/lady says strictly due to he/she defending me, especially with a name like "Ilikecawk."
User avatar #669 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
Those are pony-fags. TRUE bronies like the show, not just one season, for it's charm, color, and good music.

Also.... why would anyone take advice from someone with a username like "ilikecawk"
#684 - ilikecawk (11/18/2013) [-]
Because I posted as an anon saying whoever rolled dubs got to choose my name. The fact I enjoy cock was just a coincidence. You can go check my first comment yourself if you want. Why even bring my name up? Are you seriously unable to bring up a proper argument? Boy got a 'man with a six year old daughter' you sure are eager to jump to the 'give ME a reason' thing.

I also didn't say season I said series. Two entirely different things.
User avatar #680 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
Charm, color, and good music meant for the opposite sex.
User avatar #689 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
Why does it matter if it's targeted to the opposite sex? If it's good music, it's good music.
User avatar #693 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
Because identifying in things that define our gender is what human nature is all about. Sure we are all allowed opinions, but if you honestly think "I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE?!!??!" is good music as a grown individual, you really need to rethink your standards.
#615 - But he's right. Bronyism started on /b/.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Dad hates My Little Pony 0
User avatar #629 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
So... you're telling me that nobody liked MLP before 4chan got ahold of it? If you mean the PHRASE brony, that's a different story, but there were bronies before there was a name for them.
User avatar #638 - ilikecawk (11/18/2013) [-]
The term “brony,” a portmanteau of “bro” and “pony,” was coined on 4chan shortly after the pilot episode of the show on the Hub network. For more information on the genesis of the Brony fanbase, please read KYMdb – My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The presence of Bronies on 4chan’s /co/ (cartoon) and /b/ (random) boards rapidly grew in the following months of 2010 and early 2011, as documented in a series of statistical graphs published by the MLP fan news site Equestria Daily.
- knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/bronies

On October 10, 2010, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was aired as part of the debut of the new television network, The Hub, which replaced Discovery Kids. On October 19, 2010, Cartoon Brew[1] wrote an article about the show titled “The End of the Creator-Driven Era in TV Animation”, which had an alarmist tone. Threads on 4chan‘s comics and cartoon board, /co/, attacked the article for this reason. The article and related threads generated /co/’s initial interest in the show, spurring several members to watch the first episode. After the second episode aired on October 22nd, threads about ponies started to boom on 4chan, gaining the show fans outside of its target demographic. Since then, the fandom has exploded across the Internet.
- knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

No, 4chan were the first bronies. I know it may suck to admit it but it's the truth. 2011 was a horrible year for /b/
User avatar #651 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
You DO realize that MLP has been around since the 80's, right? I hold to my previous statement. There were bronies literally decades before 4chan ever coined the term.
User avatar #667 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
Yes, but the sudden swell of people proud to admitting to liking a show with a target demographic of girls age 2-10, I mean c'mon now.
User avatar #685 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
I applaud the sudden surge of self-confident people who like what they like for no other reason than they like it. I don't know why you're so offendedd by people being themselves.
User avatar #662 - ilikecawk (11/18/2013) [-]
After the second episode aired on October 22nd, threads about ponies started to boom on 4chan, gaining the show fans outside of its target demographic. Since then, the fandom has exploded across the Internet.


I didn't see anyone openly saying I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY OH GOD MY ICON IS PONY OH SWEET FUCK YES until friendship is magic. Bronies don't go around going 'i love gens 1-4' they go hurr friendship is magic and only focus on the recent show. The articles I cited were stating that 4chan were the first bronies for friendship is magic because that's the only relevant pony series. There was no huge as fuck fanbase for the earlier MLP series. You're just being a defensive twat about everything.
User avatar #671 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
I concur with everything this gentleman/lady says strictly due to he/she defending me, especially with a name like "Ilikecawk."
User avatar #669 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
Those are pony-fags. TRUE bronies like the show, not just one season, for it's charm, color, and good music.

Also.... why would anyone take advice from someone with a username like "ilikecawk"
#684 - ilikecawk (11/18/2013) [-]
Because I posted as an anon saying whoever rolled dubs got to choose my name. The fact I enjoy cock was just a coincidence. You can go check my first comment yourself if you want. Why even bring my name up? Are you seriously unable to bring up a proper argument? Boy got a 'man with a six year old daughter' you sure are eager to jump to the 'give ME a reason' thing.

I also didn't say season I said series. Two entirely different things.
User avatar #680 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
Charm, color, and good music meant for the opposite sex.
User avatar #689 - dharkmoswen (11/18/2013) [-]
Why does it matter if it's targeted to the opposite sex? If it's good music, it's good music.
User avatar #693 - flameforged (11/18/2013) [-]
Because identifying in things that define our gender is what human nature is all about. Sure we are all allowed opinions, but if you honestly think "I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE?!!??!" is good music as a grown individual, you really need to rethink your standards.
#51 - I don't see how some of those things are flagged. Don't see an…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Chiney man Dragon Painting +3
User avatar #55 - mondominiman (11/13/2013) [-]
Some of them deserve a flag though. Jesus I question how some people still manage to post such disgusting things
#10 - How does she not tear in two when she walks around?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on mmm-gross +19
User avatar #30 - vohcaz (11/10/2013) [-]
Shes really lazy

doesn't walk around.
#17 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
that simple
#96 - But I always wear the Wii strap because I don't feel like poss…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Witty Title 0
User avatar #116 - randomathon (11/06/2013) [-]
wut. you realize valve games are released on console as well.....
#99 - darlingdo (11/06/2013) [-]
I think you missed the joke.

It's joking about gamer stereotypes.
#142 - First time I've used this today 11/01/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... 0
#77 - k  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Queen /b/ 0
#137 - shipin (11/01/2013) [-]
k
read the actual tweet, not the obviously censored website post.
#33 - They probably quoted it word for word from their source  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Queen /b/ +5
User avatar #72 - shipin (11/01/2013) [-]
newsone.com/2748798/white-teen-blackface-twitter/
Nope she said she and her friend were niggers for Halloween.
User avatar #94 - Dwarf (11/01/2013) [-]
It's censored.
#77 - ilikecawk (11/01/2013) [-]
k
#137 - shipin (11/01/2013) [-]
k
read the actual tweet, not the obviously censored website post.
#9 - Second verse same as the first. All of the American Silent Hil… 10/29/2013 on Silent Hill Logic 0
#7 - Those are the worse story wise imo but some of the best control wise.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Silent Hill Logic 0
User avatar #8 - mkchillin (10/29/2013) [-]
Is downpour any good?
#10 - thundagawd (10/29/2013) [-]
Personally I really liked Downpour, the controls were smooth, the 3rd-person camera was a great way to get all up close to the scares & made shooting much easier once you found a firearm, the reasoning behind each monster was interesting (Each enemy represents something about the character in the Silent Hill games, seeing as enemies are all conjured up based on the main character's psychological instability). The story was pretty good, the atmosphere was very satisfying & spooky (there was one side-mission where you explored an abandoned apartment where several tenants had been robbed, and in each of these rooms you could hear the spirits of the deceased inhabitants sobbing, so you had to deal with crying children & shit as you tried to figure out which item went where. And then there was another side-mission in a movie theater, where you gather old film reels and put them into the projector, then WALK INTO the movie, which is like an old 1980's horror movie so you have the static-y screen and it's all played from fixed camera angles where you try to solve a puzzle to unlock a chest in the attic). And a few of the scares actually got me good, and I don't usually get scared easy. The only real problem I had with Downpour -and it was a BIG problem in my opinion- was the lack of any REAL Otherworld levels. Every time you crossed into the Otherworld, it was ALWAYS a chase sequence where you try to run away from "The Void" (A bit reddish-black wormhole that tries to suck you in) while avoiding traps & obstacles. Other than that I found it was a pretty good game, but 2 & 3 still stand as my favorite Silent Hill games.
User avatar #11 - mkchillin (10/29/2013) [-]
Shame about that Otherwordly part. I too was frustrated with that problem in Homecoming when I was hoping we'd get a seamless, in-game transition into it and it only happened once. Ever since I saw the movie I was hoping for that dynamic transformation in-game but whatever. I might have to check out downpour. Cool pic btw
#12 - thundagawd (10/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, Silent Hill 3 had the best transitions IMO. It's hard to tell exactly WHEN the transitions happen because they were relatively subtle the first few times and slowly escalated as you progressed. In Downpour there were maybe about 6 transitions give or take and they were meh at best, but otherwise it's still a very solid game. It's just upsetting because the Otherworld is such a MASSIVE part of the Silent Hill mythos, and they didn't address it as well as they should have, almost as though they were almost finished making the game until one guy went "Ah fuck, we forgot about the Otherworld. Quick, think of an easy way to implement it into the game!"

And thanks, that image was the box art for the Japanese version of Downpour.
User avatar #9 - ilikecawk (10/29/2013) [-]
Second verse same as the first. All of the American Silent Hill games drift farther from the original story but improve gameplay wise.

I know each person's silent hill is different and all that but there should at least be some consistency in how things are done. IE: James saw the nurses in 2 because he was sexually frustrated. Everyone else sees them because fan service.
^small rant thing for no reason
#91 - So I don't really see the appeal... Why can't people just buy/…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #93 - billybong (10/29/2013) [-]
It's a product for the people who either don't know how or can't be bothered to build one. But yeah, most games you'd want would need to be streamed from a windows PC anyway.

But, the idea is, if enough people buy one, and there's demand for games, games will be made for it natively in the future. Take a look at how many Linux and Mac games are now supported. Sure not as many as for windows, but it's increasing.

I kinda like the idea of being able to play most games in the future on linux without having to buy a windows license (Or fucking around with WINE)
#11 - You forgot the most important part 10/28/2013 on What happens in battle +4
#25 - I have no idea what you're talking about.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on staring at a blank monitor +1
User avatar #36 - notsureiffunnyorjk (10/27/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU I CRIED AT THE END OF THAT BOOK
#20 - If most people are right handed does this mean I'm a reflectio…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/27/2013 on staring at a blank monitor +10
#68 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
ROOO ringering ry rutt!
#42 - tragicrhapsody (10/27/2013) [-]
Leftys are reflections in the real world. That's why my (and other lefty's) hair looks backwards, while correct in the mirror.
User avatar #23 - zzforrest (10/27/2013) [-]
The reflections... They are among us.
#25 - ilikecawk (10/27/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #36 - notsureiffunnyorjk (10/27/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU I CRIED AT THE END OF THAT BOOK
User avatar #21 - snakefire (10/27/2013) [-]
This disturbs me.
#56 - Picture 10/23/2013 on Dave Grohl +2
#21 - Comment deleted 10/22/2013 on Which animal has inspired... 0
#12 - I just said it as babble but with stab. Stab-ble 10/22/2013 on Nice to stab you +2
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User avatar #14 - aulubear ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
You replied to the only one I couldn't reply to. :I

Also, probably because you're one of those people that feels like showing expression is a terrible thing, and/or just really really hate something no one in the right mind really gives a shit about.
#11 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
What's your skype and warframe, because I need someone to play with like right now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
yummy_poptartz

warframe ign: poptartz
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Added on skype.
#10 - ilikecawk (12/12/2012) [-]
posting for reasons
User avatar #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/31/2012) [-]
You seem pretty cool so I sent a friend request hope you don't mind ^w^
#3 - bandal (06/16/2012) [-]
<--- I need more of this man!! pls help me!! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!
User avatar #4 to #3 - ilikecawk (06/16/2012) [-]
You want more furry porn or more reactions from furry porn?
#5 to #4 - bandal (06/16/2012) [-]
The second, I have enough of the first....
do you have? and well, that's Marty and he is so cute
#6 to #5 - ilikecawk (06/16/2012) [-]
Sorry, this is the only one I have. That's nice to know I guess. I'm not a big fan of HardBlush and such.    
(Looks HardBlush-y)
Sorry, this is the only one I have. That's nice to know I guess. I'm not a big fan of HardBlush and such.
(Looks HardBlush-y)
#1 - minionofdolan (06/13/2012) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #5610200 at FJ Pony Thread **
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