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Date Signed Up:3/20/2012
Last Login:4/16/2014
Location:A basement in South Florida
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Comment Thumbs: 2345 total,  2596 ,  251
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:723
FJ Points:2288

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#335 - More plz 04/07/2014 on Prepare to Rage 0
#19 - The longer I stared the bigger it got. 04/05/2014 on banned +1
#23 - Lost my **** at bomber man.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Dope art from a dope artist +11
#85 - leediddy (04/05/2014) [-]
#125 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on Internetexplain : The Furry -1
#107 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Internetexplain : The Furry -1
#123 - furryflava Comment deleted by ilikecawk
#125 - ilikecawk Comment deleted by ilikecawk
#24 - Picture 04/04/2014 on Life = suffering +1
#194 - Eh, I'd read it.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Penis Privilege +1
#195 - timetolift (04/04/2014) [-]
#198 - timetolift (04/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #232 - noooooooooo (04/04/2014) [-]
#White Privilege
Being fat is a race now?
#201 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2014) [-]
That post made my eyes throw up.
#202 - timetolift (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah i stopped my dump after those two images because just looking through the folder for the good ones made me too angry
User avatar #207 - Lightclaw (04/04/2014) [-]
Fuck, there are worse than that?
My brain's fucking melted.
#218 - timetolift (04/04/2014) [-]
how's this gem?

"...nurse was quite lovely and didn’t say anything, despite my weight being in the obese category and my BP being slightly elevated (just barely into the prehypertension region, for those aware of the categorizations. It doesn’t help that most often, when I go to the doctor’s I”m in some sort of pain, so my BP has been as high as 180 between their mistakes and my pain levels)."

>I am obese but my high blood pressure is due to pain and the doctor being wrong
User avatar #219 - Lightclaw (04/04/2014) [-]
Don't do this to me.
#222 - timetolift (04/04/2014) [-]
>check your profile
>see you commented something about paintballing

I like you.
User avatar #224 - Lightclaw (04/04/2014) [-]
Good shit.
I've not played before, joining my school's club to get into it. I won't be the only one, most of the people joining will be doing the same. I only know four people who've played before that are joining.
#225 - timetolift (04/04/2014) [-]
noice
pic related, my marker

deffo go for woodsball, speedball is faster paced but even so manages to be boring because it's all the same shit, two teams running at each other in a team deathmatch game spraying paint as fast as they can at each other
actually sneaking around the woods, playing VIP extraction and capture the flag is 1000x more fun
User avatar #226 - Lightclaw (04/04/2014) [-]
Club'll probably go for both. My school's a bit stupid.
#228 - timetolift (04/04/2014) [-]
eh well at least you get to play both and see what you like. some people are really into speedball.
personally i think they are weird but hey who am i to judge what they do with their money

where are you from, btw? there's a huge paintball weekend, the biggest in Europe in fact, going on in the UK in May
User avatar #239 - Lightclaw (04/04/2014) [-]
NJ
Fucking sucks
#210 - timetolift (04/04/2014) [-]
thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/

go see for yourself
#44 - Your country's MOBA skills 04/01/2014 on Racist Jokes (white) 0
#263 - Sopping wet doe cunt. My favorite 03/31/2014 on WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS!? 0
#65 - >This is about 1 tier below sticking your finger up your as… 03/31/2014 on polio by ralph lauren 0
#110 - Maybe because the armor was made to stop lasers and solids not… 03/31/2014 on Stormtroopers +8
#17 - Go nuts  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Fus Ro Bear +8
#42 - assrocket (03/31/2014) [-]
#52 - I was not ready for that much emotion. 03/25/2014 on Remember Arbok and Weezing? +3
#138 - People in Florida can be pretty stupid. >Working … 03/25/2014 on Title +3
#25 - >Our computer 03/25/2014 on Did You Know? +6
#24 - Videodrome was an... interesting movie to say the least. 03/25/2014 on Did You Know? +4
#29 - You have no idea. When my friend started doing it wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Do you smoke? 0
User avatar #51 - lolmonade (03/25/2014) [-]
tell him to shut his cunt mouth
#90 - I would do so many horrible things to your sister you don't even know. 03/24/2014 on Biiiiitch 0
#241 - Wow I ******** this one up. ment to post it as it… 03/22/2014 on This gets to me 0
#239 - Oh yea well I got laid beat that. you can't  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2014 on This gets to me +1
User avatar #245 - redstonealchemist (03/22/2014) [-]
when i lost my virginity, i lasted half an hour and didn't even finish
#257 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/22/2014) [-]
Never lasted less than an hour... and never finished with condom on. Fuck them.
#255 - skeidar (03/22/2014) [-]
I lastet like 5sec the first time, fuck me, right?
User avatar #241 - ilikecawk (03/22/2014) [-]
Wow I Mcfucked this one up. ment to post it as its own thing.
User avatar #240 - shugudugs (03/22/2014) [-]
I rode on a bus with her, many times.
#22 - The same place his sleeves went to when he took the tux off.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on 1 Episode and Then I'm Off... 0
#37 - tastycrisps (03/18/2014) [-]
actually if you look carefully the sleeves are still there, but they retained the bent shape of his arms and you can't see them very well because the black against black overlap. you'd be surprised how often I explain this

as for where the fuck his gloves and cape came from I have no idea
#102 - >Again 03/18/2014 on Shit jokes 0
#187 - A common misconception. OD's True power lies in astraling the … 03/16/2014 on True 0
#172 - I saw him live when he was down here. He gave us a sneak peek …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on True +1
#177 - gearshift (03/16/2014) [-]
I think Pudge does a better cover of that song, he pronouncers the "Cyka" more clearly
#170 - >Not Sven the best personal trainer in all of Asgard  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on True +1
#171 - gearshift (03/16/2014) [-]
Pfft, invoker is the best soprano voice in the lane-rape quartet.
#172 - ilikecawk (03/16/2014) [-]
I saw him live when he was down here. He gave us a sneak peek of his new song "Everything and everyone is Russian"
#177 - gearshift (03/16/2014) [-]
I think Pudge does a better cover of that song, he pronouncers the "Cyka" more clearly
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User avatar #14 - aulubear (02/18/2014) [-]
You replied to the only one I couldn't reply to. :I

Also, probably because you're one of those people that feels like showing expression is a terrible thing, and/or just really really hate something no one in the right mind really gives a **** about.
#11 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
What's your skype and warframe, because I need someone to play with like right now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ilikecawk (11/27/2013) [-]
yummy_poptartz

warframe ign: poptartz
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/27/2013) [-]
Added on skype.
#10 - ilikecawk (12/12/2012) [-]
posting for reasons
User avatar #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/31/2012) [-]
You seem pretty cool so I sent a friend request hope you don't mind ^w^
#3 - bandal (06/16/2012) [-]
<--- I need more of this man!! pls help me!! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!
User avatar #4 to #3 - ilikecawk (06/16/2012) [-]
You want more furry porn or more reactions from furry porn?
#5 to #4 - bandal (06/16/2012) [-]
The second, I have enough of the first....
do you have? and well, that's Marty and he is so cute
#6 to #5 - ilikecawk (06/16/2012) [-]
Sorry, this is the only one I have. That's nice to know I guess. I'm not a big fan of HardBlush and such.    
(Looks HardBlush-y)
Sorry, this is the only one I have. That's nice to know I guess. I'm not a big fan of HardBlush and such.
(Looks HardBlush-y)
#1 - minionofdolan (06/13/2012) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #5610200 at FJ Pony Thread **
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