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Date Signed Up:4/04/2010
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#13 - I was hoping it was going to be about Dr. Cox from Scrubs :/ 03/18/2013 on Re-he-he-HEpost 0
#62 - I'm not exactly aroused by it, but I enjoy talking to smart pe… 03/18/2013 on I have never seen this... +4
#117 - u w0t m8 03/18/2013 on Think About It 0
#27 - Never been a huge fan of the Foo Fighters, but I respect the s… 03/17/2013 on Grohl +1
#279 - Holy crap. Are you me? 03/17/2013 on Parenting -1
#84 - Do I make it clear in asking her, or at the dance? And I proba… 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#55 - Season 9 was pretty horrible. Thank god it never existed 03/16/2013 on Don´t miss any opportunity 0
#81 - How exactly does one do that?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
User avatar #82 - iheartfapping (03/16/2013) [-]
Make it clear that isn't just two friends going to prom. Tell her how beautiful she looks. Slow dance with her. And when its all about to end, and you're looking in her eyes and it feels right, make that first kiss. Oh, and I want to how it goes. If my advice gets someone laid, I feel like part of me got laid, too.
User avatar #84 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
Do I make it clear in asking her, or at the dance? And I probably won't be getting laid after this night, but maybe eventually. Maybe.
User avatar #83 - iheartfapping (03/16/2013) [-]
*I want to know how it goes
#59610 - It's a beautiful idea, I just don't want to cut my hair. :c … 03/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#80 - I suppose that would also work 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#59605 - godfuckingdammit I'm laughing so freaking hard right now  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #59606 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
So it's not a good idea? *cries* :'c
User avatar #59610 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
It's a beautiful idea, I just don't want to cut my hair. :c

You have no idea how much I paid for this weave. (kidding)
#59603 - I have cats. I could always have them ask for me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #59604 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
Yep.
#59600 - I'm not really sure if any of those will work though.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #59602 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
OHOHOHOH I Got one,

Go ask her out like this.

Before you go see her, get a haircut like Harrypotter, get glasses like him.
write on your forehead "Prom?" With a lighting bolt next to it.

Then go up to her and say "Hey, ____ I'm a wizard! Look at my forehead!" *Lifts up hair*
User avatar #59605 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
godfuckingdammit I'm laughing so freaking hard right now
User avatar #59606 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
So it's not a good idea? *cries* :'c
User avatar #59610 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
It's a beautiful idea, I just don't want to cut my hair. :c

You have no idea how much I paid for this weave. (kidding)
User avatar #59601 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
I guess you could dress up as a furry, then put people clothes over the suit.

then ask her out.

Iunno man.
User avatar #59603 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
I have cats. I could always have them ask for me
User avatar #59604 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
Yep.
#59597 - Animals in people clothes, the office, tumblr, harry potter …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #59598 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/harrypotter.html
User avatar #59600 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure if any of those will work though.
User avatar #59602 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
OHOHOHOH I Got one,

Go ask her out like this.

Before you go see her, get a haircut like Harrypotter, get glasses like him.
write on your forehead "Prom?" With a lighting bolt next to it.

Then go up to her and say "Hey, ____ I'm a wizard! Look at my forehead!" *Lifts up hair*
User avatar #59605 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
godfuckingdammit I'm laughing so freaking hard right now
User avatar #59606 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
So it's not a good idea? *cries* :'c
User avatar #59610 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
It's a beautiful idea, I just don't want to cut my hair. :c

You have no idea how much I paid for this weave. (kidding)
User avatar #59601 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
I guess you could dress up as a furry, then put people clothes over the suit.

then ask her out.

Iunno man.
User avatar #59603 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
I have cats. I could always have them ask for me
User avatar #59604 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
Yep.
#78 - What do you suggest I do?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
User avatar #85 - Leopard (03/17/2013) [-]
leav the friend zone
#77 - :( I'll try to make you proud 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#76 - How do you suggest making it clear that it's a date?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
User avatar #79 - wallacewells (03/16/2013) [-]
Oh, well I would suggest just asking her. She should get the hint, I think.
User avatar #80 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
I suppose that would also work
#40 - ok 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#39 - I'll do it for you <3 and because catbug scares … 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#38 - Good point. I think I'm gonna go through with it this time. 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#37 - K 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#36 - I will admit I'm quite afraid of that feeling 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#34 - And I appreciate the shit out of this thread. I'm pretty close… 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#33 - The thing is, I don't really want her to say yes because she f…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
User avatar #41 - iheartfapping (03/16/2013) [-]
Don't make it seem too platonic either, if she doesn't know your true feelings and intentions, she might end up dancing with some other douche that sweeps her off her feet. Be agressive. Just don't be overbearing
User avatar #81 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
How exactly does one do that?
User avatar #82 - iheartfapping (03/16/2013) [-]
Make it clear that isn't just two friends going to prom. Tell her how beautiful she looks. Slow dance with her. And when its all about to end, and you're looking in her eyes and it feels right, make that first kiss. Oh, and I want to how it goes. If my advice gets someone laid, I feel like part of me got laid, too.
User avatar #84 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
Do I make it clear in asking her, or at the dance? And I probably won't be getting laid after this night, but maybe eventually. Maybe.
User avatar #83 - iheartfapping (03/16/2013) [-]
*I want to know how it goes
#59579 - I'm trying to think of something I know she likes but I can't …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #59581 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
Other than one Direction, can you maybe list what else she likes? I could help you.
User avatar #59597 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
Animals in people clothes, the office, tumblr, harry potter

Anything?
User avatar #59598 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/harrypotter.html
User avatar #59600 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure if any of those will work though.
User avatar #59602 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
OHOHOHOH I Got one,

Go ask her out like this.

Before you go see her, get a haircut like Harrypotter, get glasses like him.
write on your forehead "Prom?" With a lighting bolt next to it.

Then go up to her and say "Hey, ____ I'm a wizard! Look at my forehead!" *Lifts up hair*
User avatar #59605 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
godfuckingdammit I'm laughing so freaking hard right now
User avatar #59606 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
So it's not a good idea? *cries* :'c
User avatar #59610 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
It's a beautiful idea, I just don't want to cut my hair. :c

You have no idea how much I paid for this weave. (kidding)
User avatar #59601 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
I guess you could dress up as a furry, then put people clothes over the suit.

then ask her out.

Iunno man.
User avatar #59603 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
I have cats. I could always have them ask for me
User avatar #59604 - misticalz (03/16/2013) [-]
Yep.
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User avatar #38 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
User avatar #27 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I sent you an items trade. I could use the gun for my collection. You had 2, so you will still have one for yours.
#13 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
You own the original Bulbasaur account?
User avatar #14 to #13 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
yessir
#15 to #14 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
Damn son. You ever gonna try to remember the pass for it?
User avatar #16 to #15 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
I've tried several times, but the remember password thing doesn't work. I'm assuming you want that account?
#17 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
No, sorry for coming off that way. Always nice to see who's who, there are a lot of accounts that are unused... Hell I have some that I can't remember anymore.
User avatar #18 to #17 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh, no, it's all good. I would have understood. Hell, when I created this account a couple years ago, it was damn near impossible to come up with a good name. I can only imagine how hard it must be now, with how much the population has grown in recent years. And since you're an anon, I can only assume. May I ask if we talked when I had that account still? And what your account was then, or is now? lol
#19 to #18 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
Nope. I can't remember my old account honestly... Been a while. I think I made it sometime in 2009 back when the site was still green, but I was in vacation at the time and it was kind of a "well what the hell, i've got time to kill" thing rather than a serious notion. Kinda regret that.

No current account.
User avatar #20 to #19 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
So we never interacted back then? Geez, I just looked at my old account, so much nostalgia. I can't believe I only had it for less than four months. Honestly, If I could get the password, I would probably use that account more than this one, if not completely. How did you find my bulbasaur profile?
#21 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
Curiosity. I go through a lot of old accounts. You're the first I've actually communicated with... I'm not too good with speaking.
User avatar #22 to #21 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
Well, shucks, I feel honored. And what do you mean by that? lol
#23 to #22 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
Like, I don't have very many social skills. I don't know if that makes much sense.
User avatar #24 to #23 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
I feel you. Honestly, I used to be the same way. Everything changed once I became more active on this site, though. I learned my entire sense of humor here. If I can make a suggestion, I would honestly tell you to make an account here. Make every joke you can think of. Be as talkative as possible. It worked for me, and it changed me from a manic depressed suicidal freak to someone who is generally happy most of the time and somewhat capable in social situations. I'm not guaranteeing it'll help, but it couldn't hurt.
#25 to #24 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I haven't just dropped off this site and became a recluse or whatever, I just don't talk too often. I might make an account sometime soon, I dunno. Been a thought of mine for like... 2 years now lol.

Gotta go, chemistry homework. Peace.
User avatar #28 to #25 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
Idk if you'll ever see this, but I just thought you should know that you inspired me to try to get my old account back, and this time it actually worked:p thanks bro
User avatar #26 to #25 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
(Just want to make sure that it's clear I wasn't implying anything earlier. That was my personal story. I clearly know nothing of your life lol.)
And I understand. If you do, definitely add me. I need to talk to more people on here lol. Peace
#29 to #26 - N. Korean citizen (02/13/2013) [-]
Hey, grats dude!
User avatar #30 to #29 - iliekcereal (02/13/2013) [-]
Thanks! Appreciate you giving me the inspiration to try again. Now idk which account to use primarily .-. (PS: sorry, but I can't stop laughing at what magical fairy princess changed the anon's names to)
User avatar #10 - girrafalopegis (12/28/2012) [-]
Interesting story on that content.
User avatar #11 to #10 - iliekcereal (12/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, it came straight from the bottom of my heart.
User avatar #8 - jgcamaro (12/28/2012) [-]
can i have your items?
User avatar #9 to #8 - iliekcereal (12/28/2012) [-]
Sorry. I'm holding on to them in hopes they'll become worth something eventually.
User avatar #12 to #9 - jgcamaro (12/28/2012) [-]
alright no problem:D
#1 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
this is jelly
User avatar #3 to #1 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
I believe that's called Jell-o out here. Is it made out of Gelatin?
#4 to #3 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
why would that be jello and jam be jelly and sometimes jam!?
thats the same as you guys with sauce ketchup and paste omg~
and yes, i think
User avatar #5 to #4 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
I have no clue what you mean, but okay.
#6 to #5 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
you guys give up so easily   
its no fun
you guys give up so easily
its no fun
User avatar #7 to #6 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
It could be worse. I could be French.
#2 to #1 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
this is jam
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