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#117 - and then everybody started clapping 01/11/2016 on wife gets cucked 0
#42098 - i'm new to designing my own workouts. i've started a new progr…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#42112 - marinepenguin (01/10/2016) [-]
You're better off with just running with a beginner strength program like starting strength or 5x5. Then doing sprints, HIIT, running or other conditioning on the nonlifting days.
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#42120 - the one and only (01/10/2016) [-]
By looking at his routine, he doesnt have access to gym and only db.
#206232 - what do you mean? sorry, i got logged out randomly 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#206230 - i don't know if i can get the $10.50 job. basically my parents…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#206231 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I get that. You really should just hang tight and save as much money as you can, about 5 months rent until you can get a stable job and income so you can support yourself right.
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#206232 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
what do you mean? sorry, i got logged out randomly
#206226 - true. that's a pretty rough estimate, but assuming it takes 30…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#206228 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I wouldn't put myself on such a thin food budget, but if you think you can manage, that'd be pretty impressive.
What's your situation, like are you going to school or just getting out of the house?What apartments have you been looking at and are electric and water bills including in the rent? Do you have any car payments to make or are you setting aside any gas money or are you taking the bus?
You should honestly go with the 10.50 job, you'll have a lot more money to work with and you can save whatever you don't need to spend.
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#206230 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
i don't know if i can get the $10.50 job. basically my parents divorced and i have two options. i can live in my childhood house with my step-dad. it isn't very clean there and it smells like shit so i'm pretty sure it's not ideal for me to do that. or i can live with my mom and sister 40 min away from where i grew up. i love them, but that would be the worst summer ever for me since it's just far enough where i wouldn't be able to see my friends much. don't have a car payment yet, although ideally i'd get one. mom might pay for that, i'm not sure though. if it's close enough i'd actually prefer to bike to work though. not sure yet about water and electric. i'm sure my parents will help me out, but idk how much. i'm just sorta ready to move out. have been for a while now.
#206231 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I get that. You really should just hang tight and save as much money as you can, about 5 months rent until you can get a stable job and income so you can support yourself right.
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#206232 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
what do you mean? sorry, i got logged out randomly
#206224 - 650/7.25=about 90 hours of work. that's around three hours per…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#206225 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You aren't thinking about taxes, they can cut about $40 out of every paycheck if you get paid weekly.
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#206226 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
true. that's a pretty rough estimate, but assuming it takes 30 hours of work, would the remaining 10-15 be enough to cover food? i'll probably have a couple hundred going into this as well
#206228 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I wouldn't put myself on such a thin food budget, but if you think you can manage, that'd be pretty impressive.
What's your situation, like are you going to school or just getting out of the house?What apartments have you been looking at and are electric and water bills including in the rent? Do you have any car payments to make or are you setting aside any gas money or are you taking the bus?
You should honestly go with the 10.50 job, you'll have a lot more money to work with and you can save whatever you don't need to spend.
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#206230 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
i don't know if i can get the $10.50 job. basically my parents divorced and i have two options. i can live in my childhood house with my step-dad. it isn't very clean there and it smells like shit so i'm pretty sure it's not ideal for me to do that. or i can live with my mom and sister 40 min away from where i grew up. i love them, but that would be the worst summer ever for me since it's just far enough where i wouldn't be able to see my friends much. don't have a car payment yet, although ideally i'd get one. mom might pay for that, i'm not sure though. if it's close enough i'd actually prefer to bike to work though. not sure yet about water and electric. i'm sure my parents will help me out, but idk how much. i'm just sorta ready to move out. have been for a while now.
#206231 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I get that. You really should just hang tight and save as much money as you can, about 5 months rent until you can get a stable job and income so you can support yourself right.
User avatar
#206232 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
what do you mean? sorry, i got logged out randomly
#206222 - north, but it's $7.25. i could try to get a job at aldi where …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#206223 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
What math are you doing to think that working full time for 7.25 could cover a 650 month rent? I'm not trying to discourage you, but it's not coming up even for me.
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#206224 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
650/7.25=about 90 hours of work. that's around three hours per day, 21 hours per week
#206225 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You aren't thinking about taxes, they can cut about $40 out of every paycheck if you get paid weekly.
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#206226 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
true. that's a pretty rough estimate, but assuming it takes 30 hours of work, would the remaining 10-15 be enough to cover food? i'll probably have a couple hundred going into this as well
#206228 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I wouldn't put myself on such a thin food budget, but if you think you can manage, that'd be pretty impressive.
What's your situation, like are you going to school or just getting out of the house?What apartments have you been looking at and are electric and water bills including in the rent? Do you have any car payments to make or are you setting aside any gas money or are you taking the bus?
You should honestly go with the 10.50 job, you'll have a lot more money to work with and you can save whatever you don't need to spend.
User avatar
#206230 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
i don't know if i can get the $10.50 job. basically my parents divorced and i have two options. i can live in my childhood house with my step-dad. it isn't very clean there and it smells like shit so i'm pretty sure it's not ideal for me to do that. or i can live with my mom and sister 40 min away from where i grew up. i love them, but that would be the worst summer ever for me since it's just far enough where i wouldn't be able to see my friends much. don't have a car payment yet, although ideally i'd get one. mom might pay for that, i'm not sure though. if it's close enough i'd actually prefer to bike to work though. not sure yet about water and electric. i'm sure my parents will help me out, but idk how much. i'm just sorta ready to move out. have been for a while now.
#206231 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I get that. You really should just hang tight and save as much money as you can, about 5 months rent until you can get a stable job and income so you can support yourself right.
User avatar
#206232 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
what do you mean? sorry, i got logged out randomly
#206220 - i want to rent an apartment this summer. is ~$650/month or so …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#206384 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
could you? probably. should you? no.
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#206250 - ieatbengay (01/10/2016) [-]
you should be able to but it depends how often you work, most minimum wage jobs are a bit unpredictable with hours and overtime
#206221 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Where do you live? In the south, the minimum wage is 7.25, while up north it's like 9.00.
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#206222 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
north, but it's $7.25. i could try to get a job at aldi where it's like $10.50
#206223 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
What math are you doing to think that working full time for 7.25 could cover a 650 month rent? I'm not trying to discourage you, but it's not coming up even for me.
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#206224 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
650/7.25=about 90 hours of work. that's around three hours per day, 21 hours per week
#206225 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You aren't thinking about taxes, they can cut about $40 out of every paycheck if you get paid weekly.
User avatar
#206226 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
true. that's a pretty rough estimate, but assuming it takes 30 hours of work, would the remaining 10-15 be enough to cover food? i'll probably have a couple hundred going into this as well
#206228 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I wouldn't put myself on such a thin food budget, but if you think you can manage, that'd be pretty impressive.
What's your situation, like are you going to school or just getting out of the house?What apartments have you been looking at and are electric and water bills including in the rent? Do you have any car payments to make or are you setting aside any gas money or are you taking the bus?
You should honestly go with the 10.50 job, you'll have a lot more money to work with and you can save whatever you don't need to spend.
User avatar
#206230 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
i don't know if i can get the $10.50 job. basically my parents divorced and i have two options. i can live in my childhood house with my step-dad. it isn't very clean there and it smells like shit so i'm pretty sure it's not ideal for me to do that. or i can live with my mom and sister 40 min away from where i grew up. i love them, but that would be the worst summer ever for me since it's just far enough where i wouldn't be able to see my friends much. don't have a car payment yet, although ideally i'd get one. mom might pay for that, i'm not sure though. if it's close enough i'd actually prefer to bike to work though. not sure yet about water and electric. i'm sure my parents will help me out, but idk how much. i'm just sorta ready to move out. have been for a while now.
#206231 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I get that. You really should just hang tight and save as much money as you can, about 5 months rent until you can get a stable job and income so you can support yourself right.
User avatar
#206232 - iliekcereal (01/10/2016) [-]
what do you mean? sorry, i got logged out randomly
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#10 - roninneko (01/10/2016) [-]
It might also be the pencil skirt suit. Well probably that qt3.14 Indian while wearing a pencil skirt suit.
She looks like she's gonna make me "work weekend overtime".
With her.
Forever.
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User avatar #111 - grimandevil (03/31/2014) [-]
Why you don't gib bulba man?
User avatar #123 to #111 - iliekcereal (05/12/2015) [-]
just wanted to remind you that i'm pretty ******* gay
User avatar #120 to #111 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
no i'm really just gay i promise
User avatar #112 to #111 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
because i'm gay
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User avatar #114 to #113 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
i'll give you this dick (as long as you're a guy)
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User avatar #116 to #115 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
my butthole is too lose i won't be able to feel it
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User avatar #118 to #117 - iliekcereal (03/31/2014) [-]
should have thought about that before you became a homosexual
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User avatar #103 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
gib account
User avatar #104 to #103 - iliekcereal (01/04/2014) [-]
sry no
User avatar #105 to #104 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
not this one
bulbasaur
User avatar #106 to #105 - iliekcereal (01/04/2014) [-]
SRY NO
User avatar #107 to #106 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
why
do you hate
User avatar #108 to #107 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
me?r
User avatar #109 to #108 - iliekcereal (01/04/2014) [-]
ye lel
User avatar #110 to #109 - ied (01/04/2014) [-]
:/
User avatar #42 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
you own the pokemon account
i hate you
but love you at the same time
User avatar #63 to #42 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
dude. i loooooove the rain.


couldn't reply below so i did it up here
User avatar #64 to #63 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
swap lives?
[spoiler] AND ACCOUNTS
OMFG
I WANT IT [/spoiler]
User avatar #65 to #64 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
hmmmmmmmmmmmm





no
User avatar #66 to #65 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
Why
User avatar #67 to #66 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
i like my life/accounts
User avatar #68 to #67 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
do you use the account?
User avatar #69 to #68 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
occasionally. this is my main one though. it's been a while since i've been on the other
User avatar #70 to #69 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
i would be on everyday
feeding it
walking it
commenting
but i cant
i dont own it
User avatar #71 to #70 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
i bet it would like that
User avatar #72 to #71 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
it would
too bad it will never have it
like i will never have that account
User avatar #73 to #72 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
yeah. sucks
User avatar #43 to #42 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #44 to #43 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
You have password?
User avatar #45 to #44 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
yeeeees
User avatar #46 to #45 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
omfg
no
pls
no
omg
nooo
why
me
no
User avatar #47 to #46 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
dude.




what
User avatar #48 to #47 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
You have it? The sacred account?
User avatar #49 to #48 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
if we're talking about the bulbasaur one, than yes
User avatar #50 to #49 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
I want it
User avatar #51 to #50 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
sorry son
User avatar #52 to #51 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
I will give you something?
Xbox live code?
User avatar #53 to #52 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
don't even own an xbox, man
User avatar #54 to #53 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
ANYTHING!
User avatar #55 to #54 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
sry ***** , dnt kno wat 2 tell u
User avatar #56 to #55 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
tell me the password
can you comment on my profile?
User avatar #57 to #56 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
er, no thanks man
User avatar #58 to #57 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
im actually so upset right now.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
where you from?
User avatar #61 to #60 - iliekcereal (08/28/2013) [-]
murica
User avatar #62 to #61 - ied (08/28/2013) [-]
oh
rub that in my face too
england, rainy, taxed heavily, rainy, **** and rainy.
User avatar #39 - ryanfitzy (05/24/2013) [-]
Hey, sent you a trade for a potion I need in Items, Sent you Dragon Pee potion in return lol. accept plz.
User avatar #41 to #39 - iliekcereal (05/28/2013) [-]
It says I didn't receive any requests?
User avatar #27 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I sent you an items trade. I could use the gun for my collection. You had 2, so you will still have one for yours.
#13 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
You own the original Bulbasaur account?
User avatar #75 to #74 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
wat. r u accually sunset 2???
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User avatar #78 to #77 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
idk who to believe
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User avatar #80 to #79 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
i don't understand
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User avatar #85 to #82 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
ok. i think. maybe
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User avatar #89 to #87 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
prove ur not hieronymous
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User avatar #93 to #90 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
pls try
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User avatar #98 to #95 - hieronymous (09/12/2013) [-]
to​.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
but how do i know for sure
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User avatar #76 to #75 - hieronymous (09/12/2013) [-]
ya mon
User avatar #81 to #76 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
r u sur
User avatar #84 to #83 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
but ur responses wer so close in time. it's not possible. unless thts wut u wnt me 2 think
User avatar #88 to #84 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
prove ur sunset
User avatar #91 to #88 - hieronymous (09/12/2013) [-]
i don't know how
User avatar #92 to #91 - iliekcereal (09/12/2013) [-]
pls try
User avatar #86 to #84 - hieronymous (09/12/2013) [-]
gotta go fast
User avatar #14 to #13 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
yessir
#15 to #14 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Damn son. You ever gonna try to remember the pass for it?
User avatar #16 to #15 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
I've tried several times, but the remember password thing doesn't work. I'm assuming you want that account?
#17 to #16 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
No, sorry for coming off that way. Always nice to see who's who, there are a lot of accounts that are unused... Hell I have some that I can't remember anymore.
User avatar #18 to #17 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh, no, it's all good. I would have understood. Hell, when I created this account a couple years ago, it was damn near impossible to come up with a good name. I can only imagine how hard it must be now, with how much the population has grown in recent years. And since you're an anon, I can only assume. May I ask if we talked when I had that account still? And what your account was then, or is now? lol
#19 to #18 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Nope. I can't remember my old account honestly... Been a while. I think I made it sometime in 2009 back when the site was still green, but I was in vacation at the time and it was kind of a "well what the hell, i've got time to kill" thing rather than a serious notion. Kinda regret that.

No current account.
User avatar #20 to #19 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
So we never interacted back then? Geez, I just looked at my old account, so much nostalgia. I can't believe I only had it for less than four months. Honestly, If I could get the password, I would probably use that account more than this one, if not completely. How did you find my bulbasaur profile?
#21 to #20 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Curiosity. I go through a lot of old accounts. You're the first I've actually communicated with... I'm not too good with speaking.
User avatar #22 to #21 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
Well, shucks, I feel honored. And what do you mean by that? lol
#23 to #22 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Like, I don't have very many social skills. I don't know if that makes much sense.
User avatar #24 to #23 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
I feel you. Honestly, I used to be the same way. Everything changed once I became more active on this site, though. I learned my entire sense of humor here. If I can make a suggestion, I would honestly tell you to make an account here. Make every joke you can think of. Be as talkative as possible. It worked for me, and it changed me from a manic depressed suicidal freak to someone who is generally happy most of the time and somewhat capable in social situations. I'm not guaranteeing it'll help, but it couldn't hurt.
#25 to #24 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I haven't just dropped off this site and became a recluse or whatever, I just don't talk too often. I might make an account sometime soon, I dunno. Been a thought of mine for like... 2 years now lol.

Gotta go, chemistry homework. Peace.
User avatar #28 to #25 - bulbasaur (02/06/2013) [-]
Idk if you'll ever see this, but I just thought you should know that you inspired me to try to get my old account back, and this time it actually worked:p thanks bro
#42 to #28 - anon (05/31/2013) [-]
No problem, mate.
User avatar #26 to #25 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [-]
(Just want to make sure that it's clear I wasn't implying anything earlier. That was my personal story. I clearly know nothing of your life lol.)
And I understand. If you do, definitely add me. I need to talk to more people on here lol. Peace
#29 to #26 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
Hey, grats dude!
User avatar #30 to #29 - iliekcereal (02/13/2013) [-]
Thanks! Appreciate you giving me the inspiration to try again. Now idk which account to use primarily .-. (PS: sorry, but I can't stop laughing at what magical fairy princess changed the anon's names to)
User avatar #10 - girrafalopegis (12/28/2012) [-]
Interesting story on that content.
User avatar #11 to #10 - iliekcereal (12/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, it came straight from the bottom of my heart.
#8 - jgcamaro (12/28/2012) [-]
can i have your items?
User avatar #9 to #8 - iliekcereal (12/28/2012) [-]
Sorry. I'm holding on to them in hopes they'll become worth something eventually.
#12 to #9 - jgcamaro (12/28/2012) [-]
alright no problem:D
#1 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
this is jelly
User avatar #3 to #1 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
I believe that's called Jell-o out here. Is it made out of Gelatin?
#4 to #3 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
why would that be jello and jam be jelly and sometimes jam!?
thats the same as you guys with sauce ketchup and paste omg~
and yes, i think
User avatar #5 to #4 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
I have no clue what you mean, but okay.
#6 to #5 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
you guys give up so easily   
its no fun
you guys give up so easily
its no fun
User avatar #7 to #6 - iliekcereal (07/25/2012) [-]
It could be worse. I could be French.
#2 to #1 - andraste (07/25/2012) [-]
this is jam
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