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#5 - ......Kill the bear and the player to my left, with the lolly …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on ilickassholes's profile 0
User avatar #6 - tranquilizer (07/21/2014) [-]
...You win this time
#173 - Fuck, I forgot to anon.... 05/08/2014 on Never forget to anon 0
#171 - I lick assholes  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Never forget to anon 0
#173 - ilickassholes (05/08/2014) [-]
Fuck, I forgot to anon....
#120 - Picture 04/30/2014 on tranquilizer's profile 0
#8570258 - ......You fucking sneaky bastard! Well played sir, you know ho… 04/23/2014 on retard forum 0
#8569731 - Well, I'll just have some ice cream magically for myself, whil…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8569859 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
I--
I, uhh
...
Well, I happen to have another magic set
It's for ADVANCED MASTER WIZARDS
And guess what

There's a spell you can change the flavor of your ice cream with
User avatar #8570258 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
......You fucking sneaky bastard! Well played sir, you know how to keep one interested in staying
#8569171 - I'm going to become the greatest magician in the world, and ab…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8569576 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Well you'll miss your ice cream then
Think carefully
Be the strategy itself
User avatar #8569731 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
Well, I'll just have some ice cream magically for myself, while I'm at it.
You no longer hold any interest for me
User avatar #8569859 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
I--
I, uhh
...
Well, I happen to have another magic set
It's for ADVANCED MASTER WIZARDS
And guess what

There's a spell you can change the flavor of your ice cream with
User avatar #8570258 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
......You fucking sneaky bastard! Well played sir, you know how to keep one interested in staying
#8568684 - A fucking card and a quarter?! Fucking shit! How could I have …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8568695 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
While you're there you could look for my apprentice magic set
It's a way to kill some time
User avatar #8569171 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm going to become the greatest magician in the world, and abracadabra myself out of your garage
User avatar #8569576 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Well you'll miss your ice cream then
Think carefully
Be the strategy itself
User avatar #8569731 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
Well, I'll just have some ice cream magically for myself, while I'm at it.
You no longer hold any interest for me
User avatar #8569859 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
I--
I, uhh
...
Well, I happen to have another magic set
It's for ADVANCED MASTER WIZARDS
And guess what

There's a spell you can change the flavor of your ice cream with
User avatar #8570258 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
......You fucking sneaky bastard! Well played sir, you know how to keep one interested in staying
#8568627 - Ummmm.....Uhhhh....at the bottom of the deck?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/23/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8568657 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
But what you didn't notice was that the quarter had the same symbols on it
Darn, almost got a week off of your remaining time
Better luck next time
#8568684 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
A fucking card and a quarter?! Fucking shit! How could I have missed that?
This will be me. Waiting in your garage, for the remaining time.
User avatar #8568695 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
While you're there you could look for my apprentice magic set
It's a way to kill some time
User avatar #8569171 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm going to become the greatest magician in the world, and abracadabra myself out of your garage
User avatar #8569576 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Well you'll miss your ice cream then
Think carefully
Be the strategy itself
User avatar #8569731 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
Well, I'll just have some ice cream magically for myself, while I'm at it.
You no longer hold any interest for me
User avatar #8569859 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
I--
I, uhh
...
Well, I happen to have another magic set
It's for ADVANCED MASTER WIZARDS
And guess what

There's a spell you can change the flavor of your ice cream with
User avatar #8570258 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
......You fucking sneaky bastard! Well played sir, you know how to keep one interested in staying
User avatar #8568631 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
No
It's behind your ear right next to this quarter
#8568544 - ....You have my undivided attention  [+] (11 new replies) 04/23/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8568550 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Good.
Now look at this card
*shuffles*
Where is it?
User avatar #8568627 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
Ummmm.....Uhhhh....at the bottom of the deck?
User avatar #8568657 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
But what you didn't notice was that the quarter had the same symbols on it
Darn, almost got a week off of your remaining time
Better luck next time
#8568684 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
A fucking card and a quarter?! Fucking shit! How could I have missed that?
This will be me. Waiting in your garage, for the remaining time.
User avatar #8568695 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
While you're there you could look for my apprentice magic set
It's a way to kill some time
User avatar #8569171 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm going to become the greatest magician in the world, and abracadabra myself out of your garage
User avatar #8569576 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
Well you'll miss your ice cream then
Think carefully
Be the strategy itself
User avatar #8569731 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
Well, I'll just have some ice cream magically for myself, while I'm at it.
You no longer hold any interest for me
User avatar #8569859 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
I--
I, uhh
...
Well, I happen to have another magic set
It's for ADVANCED MASTER WIZARDS
And guess what

There's a spell you can change the flavor of your ice cream with
User avatar #8570258 - ilickassholes (04/23/2014) [-]
......You fucking sneaky bastard! Well played sir, you know how to keep one interested in staying
User avatar #8568631 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
No
It's behind your ear right next to this quarter
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User avatar #4 - tranquilizer (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine finding a teddy bear in a dark cave that echoes back nothing.
Now imagine it handing you a lolly cane
D1 to A4
Checkmate
The bear ate your Jack of Clubs
And the player on your left just built a hotel in the most expensive slot
The option to save and exit is disabled

What's your plan?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ilickassholes (07/21/2014) [-]
......Kill the bear and the player to my left, with the lolly cane (which I'm assuming is like a Candy Cane).
The expensive hotel is now mine
User avatar #6 to #5 - tranquilizer (07/21/2014) [-]
...You win this time
#3 - tranquilizer (04/28/2014) [-]
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#1 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
What movie is that, that is in your gifs? i remeber seeing it when i was younger. Cant remeber it though. Thank you. Its the one with the little kid
User avatar #2 to #1 - ilickassholes (10/11/2012) [-]
Kung Fu Hustle
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