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#40 - I'f a pencil sharpener can only sharpen one pencil. it's a …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Double standards? Think again -2
#42 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
that doesn't work at all, its like saying a mans dull until her fucks a woman....heh.
User avatar #44 - ilcecchino (08/29/2014) [-]
That's like assuming the "lock" is Locked to begin with. in that case what's the point of a key?
#43 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
he* I'm so ashamed.
#47 - veya (08/29/2014) [-]
I kinda liked the first way it went better.
#87 - Rule 32. You must provide pictures for your statemen…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on the dangers of being TOO COOL +2
User avatar #88 - littleliz (08/29/2014) [-]
oh thank you for that. i never knew there was actual rules beyond rule 34.
#128 - College*. wow... please red thumb that. i deserve it 08/29/2014 on Teachers -1
#127 - "You will need to learn how to write in Script. you need …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Teachers +7
User avatar #361 - tsoper (08/29/2014) [-]
i onlt write in c++ faggt
User avatar #128 - ilcecchino (08/29/2014) [-]
College*. wow... please red thumb that. i deserve it
#88 - Well if i knew i was being swatted beforehand like he did. i'd… 08/28/2014 on This is legit, no joke. +7
#460 - IDK about this... The R9 290 is one of AMD's latest cards.... … 08/27/2014 on Build your own cheap gaming... 0
#76 - i don't think korra is Cripple crippled. i think she's just ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Tlok 0
#78 - Byte (08/27/2014) [-]
Mercury poisoning causes paralysis, insomnia, nightmares, hallucinations, and depression. If it doesn't kill you. And the damage can be permanent.
User avatar #114 - Mahazama (08/27/2014) [-]
The only problem with your theory there is that we don't know for a fact that it's mercury. Sure, it looks like mercury, was described as a metallic liquid, and is showing the rights symptoms, it was never explicitly stated that it was mercury.
#26 - i believe in fate. but as i don't know my fate. i still look b… 08/26/2014 on Predestined 0
#63 - How do you think they made Captain America. in the first movie…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on The Tits are lies +1
User avatar #65 - remotecalamity (08/22/2014) [-]
that takes a good amount of time and shit, and it seems like the sauce isn't that high in production value.
#61 - you do realise that she's taking off a "greenscreen"…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2014 on The Tits are lies +4
User avatar #62 - remotecalamity (08/22/2014) [-]
I doubt that's a green screen. highly
#67 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
Then explain why her hair is perfect when the mask is taken off

Torchrose: 1
Niggerfaggot (you): 0
#68 - remotecalamity (08/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 - ilcecchino (08/22/2014) [-]
How do you think they made Captain America. in the first movie he starts out with a tiny body but the actors head is the same
User avatar #65 - remotecalamity (08/22/2014) [-]
that takes a good amount of time and shit, and it seems like the sauce isn't that high in production value.
#137 - Clarifying. i've only had 2 girlfriends and they only lasted a month 08/21/2014 on /r9k/ in a nutshell -2
#136 - I'm Nerdy. i have plenty of mutual friends with girls. i'm als…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on /r9k/ in a nutshell -3
User avatar #137 - ilcecchino (08/21/2014) [-]
Clarifying. i've only had 2 girlfriends and they only lasted a month
#112 - I never learned how to do my taxes. but it's literally …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on I just graduated 0
User avatar #119 - ilikethisusername (08/19/2014) [-]
its not needed from the school, but we are taught about politics before we become 15. they don't teach us how to balance a checkbook or anything, but they do teach you how to do a professional job interview and they actually test you on that (like with a fake interview and your teacher is the interviewee) and they also teach you when to give a cover letter and shit. all before you become 15 years old. because in canada, as soon as you hit the age of 15, you are eligible to get a job.
#392 - Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue f… 08/19/2014 on PC Master Race 0
#390 - Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
#388 - Easy??? no game is hard at level 8, lol you havn't even gotten…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #389 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
MMOs in general are games that don't really hold my attention for too long.
User avatar #390 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's all at the same time. just like i could never get into stalker that much. i love stealth games and such. but it was kinda slow paced. atleast for me
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
#386 - I absolutely love Wildstar. Defiance is very fun if played wit…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #387 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
Personally, the telegraphed enemy attacks in Wildstar made it too easy for me. I didn't really stick with it past Level 8, though.
User avatar #388 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Easy??? no game is hard at level 8, lol you havn't even gotten to your first dungeon yet... and telegraphs are the ENTIRE point of the game. you still have to aim and dodge them. just because they are shown.... there are some crazy telegraphs in the game.
User avatar #389 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
MMOs in general are games that don't really hold my attention for too long.
User avatar #390 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's all at the same time. just like i could never get into stalker that much. i love stealth games and such. but it was kinda slow paced. atleast for me
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
#306 - Well honestly destiny looks like an extremely over-hyped …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/18/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #308 - thelastelephant (08/18/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because of all the STALKER I've been playing, but Firefall feels too easy.

So does Wildstar. I haven't played Defiance, but I heard it was a major letdown.
User avatar #386 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
I absolutely love Wildstar. Defiance is very fun if played with friends. Firefall is easy. but it's also fun and it's an MMO. not a nitty gritty SP FPS. but everyone is entitled to their opinions. this is mine
User avatar #387 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
Personally, the telegraphed enemy attacks in Wildstar made it too easy for me. I didn't really stick with it past Level 8, though.
User avatar #388 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Easy??? no game is hard at level 8, lol you havn't even gotten to your first dungeon yet... and telegraphs are the ENTIRE point of the game. you still have to aim and dodge them. just because they are shown.... there are some crazy telegraphs in the game.
User avatar #389 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
MMOs in general are games that don't really hold my attention for too long.
User avatar #390 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's all at the same time. just like i could never get into stalker that much. i love stealth games and such. but it was kinda slow paced. atleast for me
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
User avatar #330 - infensive (08/18/2014) [-]
Destiny will come to PC at some point.

I don't see what people are missing, Bungie's said it a billion times already. They're just focussing on the four platforms that they already have.

It'l come, but it'l be a while.
#304 - Fire-fall and or defiance are both better  [+] (12 new replies) 08/18/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #305 - thelastelephant (08/18/2014) [-]
I respectfully disagree. So far I haven't really like Firefall all that much.
User avatar #306 - ilcecchino (08/18/2014) [-]
Well honestly destiny looks like an extremely over-hyped shit-fest. so... meh to each their own
User avatar #308 - thelastelephant (08/18/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because of all the STALKER I've been playing, but Firefall feels too easy.

So does Wildstar. I haven't played Defiance, but I heard it was a major letdown.
User avatar #386 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
I absolutely love Wildstar. Defiance is very fun if played with friends. Firefall is easy. but it's also fun and it's an MMO. not a nitty gritty SP FPS. but everyone is entitled to their opinions. this is mine
User avatar #387 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
Personally, the telegraphed enemy attacks in Wildstar made it too easy for me. I didn't really stick with it past Level 8, though.
User avatar #388 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Easy??? no game is hard at level 8, lol you havn't even gotten to your first dungeon yet... and telegraphs are the ENTIRE point of the game. you still have to aim and dodge them. just because they are shown.... there are some crazy telegraphs in the game.
User avatar #389 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
MMOs in general are games that don't really hold my attention for too long.
User avatar #390 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's all at the same time. just like i could never get into stalker that much. i love stealth games and such. but it was kinda slow paced. atleast for me
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
User avatar #330 - infensive (08/18/2014) [-]
Destiny will come to PC at some point.

I don't see what people are missing, Bungie's said it a billion times already. They're just focussing on the four platforms that they already have.

It'l come, but it'l be a while.
#67 - This was obviously a joke.... i can't believe so many people t… 08/14/2014 on Take a step back +10
#200 - But i personally am not attracted to my mother. but if someone… 08/12/2014 on Incest is cool 0
#153 - sex is sex. you dont have to have an offspring  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Incest is cool 0
User avatar #159 - sygile (08/12/2014) [-]
Would you make sweet love to your mom? Sex is sex after all. For that matter, sex with your dad, cuz sex is sex and why should a little thing like gender get in the way?
User avatar #200 - ilcecchino (08/12/2014) [-]
But i personally am not attracted to my mother. but if someone so happens to be. by all means.
#157 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
we have gotten to the point where the purpose of an act being accomplished is the only instance in which the act is considered harmful. sex is for reproduction you fucking savages.
User avatar #156 - Ryukenblaze (08/12/2014) [-]
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
#20 - Aswell as England 08/09/2014 on Nuggets +16
#199 - what if i have a fan running causing the bag to move slightly … 08/09/2014 on Potato Chips are Spies 0
#10 - Ootles! Welcome to the internet! #wallofanonymousy  [+] (16 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Nuggets -3
User avatar #11 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
lmao ok dude whatever you say.
#17 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
witty retort you fucking idiot
User avatar #29 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #47 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
If you don't want people to keep calling you out, just stop responding. Hell, just turn off your mentions for awhile so you won't get notifications for this.
User avatar #49 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
Implying I actually care
#52 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
So be it then. I was only trying to be nice.
User avatar #56 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
Dude I wasn't trying to be rude. I was just saying I actually don't care.
User avatar #58 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
Saying something with "implying" in front of it makes almost anything sound rude-ish. At least to me, anyway. Sorry though.
User avatar #59 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
I guess. It wasn't meant as rude. There's no tone of voice in type so no one knows how things are supposed to be said.
User avatar #61 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
That's true. Well, if you really mean that you're not trying to be rude, I'll believe you then.
User avatar #63 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
tbh I was never trying to be rude. People just took things the wrong way and it got out of hand. Nice to know there's someone who doesn't feel like calling out and shaming me for my stupid comment.
User avatar #64 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
That's how Funnyjunk usually is. When shit like that happens to me, I just turn off my notifications so I can forget about it easily and move on.

And yeah, it's good to have that one person who won't argue with you like everyone else.
User avatar #67 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah no point on focusing on it or getting angry. Yeaah you know you're an alright dude
User avatar #68 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
Exactly. You too, although I think we were friends once on my old account crucifix because your username sounds familiar. I can be wrong though.
User avatar #71 - nim (08/09/2014) [-]
Omg yeah I remember you. And here's me being a retard.
User avatar #73 - fistfireace (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I regretted deleting the account though. Lost too many friends because of it.
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#5 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
hey, this is dannie. i'm grounded until next riday, jsyk. :(
User avatar #6 to #5 - ilcecchino (12/29/2012) [-]
AOFIJAWOPFIJWAOIFW IM SORRYYY!!!!!!!! i feel SO bad. If you're allowed on your e-mail we can still talk or something

I feel like SUCH an ass. it's my fault... hope you see this soon.
#1 - YUSEIWHAT (12/22/2012) [-]
Enjoy your 1st subscriber
User avatar #2 to #1 - ilcecchino (12/23/2012) [-]
zooooomggggggg

I don't have many reaction images to post...
#3 to #2 - YUSEIWHAT (12/23/2012) [-]
Here, take this!



( OH GOD I NEVER GET TO USE THIS :D )
User avatar #4 to #3 - ilcecchino (12/23/2012) [-]
ALL... of my whhat...
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