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#242 - oh i agree. it was just a simple statement. i just don't see t… 09/03/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) 0
#241 - To all you idiots. i am not white knighting. who the **… 09/03/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) 0
#136 - i mean... sure Jennifer Lawrence is attractive. god damn she's…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/01/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) -41
User avatar #241 - ilcecchino (09/03/2014) [-]
To all you idiots. i am not white knighting. who the fuck am i white knighting or fedora tipping to? cause she TOTALLY comes on funnyjunk right? cause that makes perfect sense. nudes are nudes. the fuck is the fuss about. that's all i fucking said and i'm suddenly a white knight? fuck off, use some logic please
#238 - eddyfairf (09/02/2014) [-]
#220 - damnchinks (09/02/2014) [-]
#204 - moldybreadcrumb (09/02/2014) [-]
I'd rather see her nudes
#202 - cann (09/02/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #185 - kombee (09/01/2014) [-]
I actually agree with this sentiment. I think the leaked nudes have hurt her already, and I wouldn't be able to look at them with good conciense. I definitely get what you mean.
#162 - guanyu (09/01/2014) [-]
That last sentence.
#149 - dalekemporer (09/01/2014) [-]
"i'd much rather take her out on a date =/"

I'd think we all would love that, but what the hell are the chances? It's not something that's likely ever going to happen to you or any of us.
User avatar #242 - ilcecchino (09/03/2014) [-]
oh i agree. it was just a simple statement. i just don't see the fuss about nudes. like. it's the female body. plenty of it to go around. yeah. i agree. she's more than your average porn-star attractive, way more. but like... to flip a shit over it?
#138 - ExorArgus (09/01/2014) [-]
i think most people would, but sometimes you gotta work with what ya got.
#137 - doctornick (09/01/2014) [-]
lol white knight
User avatar #245 - ilcecchino (09/03/2014) [-]
also i +1 simply cause that image
User avatar #244 - ilcecchino (09/03/2014) [-]
Please explain how i stated that while i enjoy her nudes. i don't understand the fuss that everyone is flipping a shit on. they are nudes. it's not like she personally sent them to you so you can feel accomplished about them. everyone is all over them like "OMG THE LOST TREASURE OF ATLANTIS" and im like... yeah, she's hot... but what's the big deal?
#180 - lamarisagoodname (09/01/2014) [-]
jesus h christ that image is excellent
#142 - ariickido (09/01/2014) [-]
Saying he'd want to potentially have sex with her is in no way a White Knight move, he's simply saying that you're a pretty desperate and apparently salty faggot if you care that much about nudes.
#145 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
No, he called her "nearly perfect" and then judged people for enjoying her nudes, while telling us he'd rather take her out to dinner instead. It was pretty damn neck beardy.
User avatar #243 - ilcecchino (09/03/2014) [-]
Cause nobody else has said that? right? nobody else admires her. i just simply said that while i enjoy her nudes. i'm not flipping a shit saving them downloading them. OMG OMG OMG I HAVE HER NUDES *fap fap fap fap fap fap*. how is that white knight neck beard?
#148 - ariickido (09/01/2014) [-]
Neckbeard sez what
#217 - nimithecat (09/02/2014) [-]
But... you said the word... this is illogical.
Why would you call yourself a neckbeard in public? Isn't that a term with negative stigma?
#143 - doctornick (09/01/2014) [-]
I could give a fuck about the nudes, I just think Chivalry on the internet is pointless
#146 - ariickido (09/01/2014) [-]
It ain't chivalry, it's human nature, if we didn't want to take them out to dinner and then fuck them right in the pussy rather than masturbate to the image of them, the human race would be dead by now.

This is self preservation in it's most natural fucking form brah, you need to lose your edgyness.
User avatar #151 - doctornick (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I believe all of that matters in the real world,
But again, saying it on the internet is useless, especially when it's about a celebrity and the thousands of currently wanking teens will totally disregard that she is human in any way. Also If we're preserving human nature why not actually take a girl out instead of saying you will on the internet.
#149 - Perceive and understand is different than physically seeing it… 08/30/2014 on Checkmate him to death 0
#118 - Why bother buying Self-defense. like a gun. or taking self-def… 08/29/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 +8
#44 - That's like assuming the "lock" is Locked to begin w… 08/29/2014 on Double standards? Think again -2
#40 - I'f a pencil sharpener can only sharpen one pencil. it's a …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Double standards? Think again -2
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/29/2014) [-]
that doesn't work at all, its like saying a mans dull until her fucks a woman....heh.
User avatar #44 - ilcecchino (08/29/2014) [-]
That's like assuming the "lock" is Locked to begin with. in that case what's the point of a key?
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/29/2014) [-]
he* I'm so ashamed.
#47 - veya (08/29/2014) [-]
I kinda liked the first way it went better.
#87 - Rule 32. You must provide pictures for your statemen…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on the dangers of being TOO COOL +2
User avatar #88 - littleliz (08/29/2014) [-]
oh thank you for that. i never knew there was actual rules beyond rule 34.
#128 - College*. wow... please red thumb that. i deserve it 08/29/2014 on Teachers -1
#127 - "You will need to learn how to write in Script. you need …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Teachers +7
User avatar #361 - tsoper (08/29/2014) [-]
i onlt write in c++ faggt
User avatar #128 - ilcecchino (08/29/2014) [-]
College*. wow... please red thumb that. i deserve it
#88 - Well if i knew i was being swatted beforehand like he did. i'd… 08/28/2014 on This is legit, no joke. +7
#460 - IDK about this... The R9 290 is one of AMD's latest cards.... … 08/27/2014 on Build your own cheap gaming... 0
#76 - i don't think korra is Cripple crippled. i think she's just ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Tlok 0
#78 - Byte (08/27/2014) [-]
Mercury poisoning causes paralysis, insomnia, nightmares, hallucinations, and depression. If it doesn't kill you. And the damage can be permanent.
User avatar #114 - Mahazama (08/27/2014) [-]
The only problem with your theory there is that we don't know for a fact that it's mercury. Sure, it looks like mercury, was described as a metallic liquid, and is showing the rights symptoms, it was never explicitly stated that it was mercury.
#26 - i believe in fate. but as i don't know my fate. i still look b… 08/26/2014 on Predestined 0
#63 - How do you think they made Captain America. in the first movie…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on The Tits are lies +1
#65 - remotecalamity (08/22/2014) [-]
that takes a good amount of time and shit, and it seems like the sauce isn't that high in production value.
#61 - you do realise that she's taking off a "greenscreen"…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2014 on The Tits are lies +4
#62 - remotecalamity (08/22/2014) [-]
I doubt that's a green screen. highly
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/22/2014) [-]
Then explain why her hair is perfect when the mask is taken off

Torchrose: 1
Niggerfaggot (you): 0
#68 - remotecalamity (08/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 - ilcecchino (08/22/2014) [-]
How do you think they made Captain America. in the first movie he starts out with a tiny body but the actors head is the same
#65 - remotecalamity (08/22/2014) [-]
that takes a good amount of time and shit, and it seems like the sauce isn't that high in production value.
#137 - Clarifying. i've only had 2 girlfriends and they only lasted a month 08/21/2014 on /r9k/ in a nutshell -2
#136 - I'm Nerdy. i have plenty of mutual friends with girls. i'm als…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on /r9k/ in a nutshell -3
User avatar #137 - ilcecchino (08/21/2014) [-]
Clarifying. i've only had 2 girlfriends and they only lasted a month
#112 - I never learned how to do my taxes. but it's literally …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on I just graduated 0
User avatar #119 - ilikethisusername (08/19/2014) [-]
its not needed from the school, but we are taught about politics before we become 15. they don't teach us how to balance a checkbook or anything, but they do teach you how to do a professional job interview and they actually test you on that (like with a fake interview and your teacher is the interviewee) and they also teach you when to give a cover letter and shit. all before you become 15 years old. because in canada, as soon as you hit the age of 15, you are eligible to get a job.
#392 - Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue f… 08/19/2014 on PC Master Race 0
#390 - Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
#388 - Easy??? no game is hard at level 8, lol you havn't even gotten…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #389 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
MMOs in general are games that don't really hold my attention for too long.
User avatar #390 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's all at the same time. just like i could never get into stalker that much. i love stealth games and such. but it was kinda slow paced. atleast for me
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
#386 - I absolutely love Wildstar. Defiance is very fun if played wit…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #387 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
Personally, the telegraphed enemy attacks in Wildstar made it too easy for me. I didn't really stick with it past Level 8, though.
User avatar #388 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Easy??? no game is hard at level 8, lol you havn't even gotten to your first dungeon yet... and telegraphs are the ENTIRE point of the game. you still have to aim and dodge them. just because they are shown.... there are some crazy telegraphs in the game.
User avatar #389 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
MMOs in general are games that don't really hold my attention for too long.
User avatar #390 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's all at the same time. just like i could never get into stalker that much. i love stealth games and such. but it was kinda slow paced. atleast for me
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
#306 - Well honestly destiny looks like an extremely over-hyped …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/18/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #308 - thelastelephant (08/18/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because of all the STALKER I've been playing, but Firefall feels too easy.

So does Wildstar. I haven't played Defiance, but I heard it was a major letdown.
User avatar #386 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
I absolutely love Wildstar. Defiance is very fun if played with friends. Firefall is easy. but it's also fun and it's an MMO. not a nitty gritty SP FPS. but everyone is entitled to their opinions. this is mine
User avatar #387 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
Personally, the telegraphed enemy attacks in Wildstar made it too easy for me. I didn't really stick with it past Level 8, though.
User avatar #388 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Easy??? no game is hard at level 8, lol you havn't even gotten to your first dungeon yet... and telegraphs are the ENTIRE point of the game. you still have to aim and dodge them. just because they are shown.... there are some crazy telegraphs in the game.
User avatar #389 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
MMOs in general are games that don't really hold my attention for too long.
User avatar #390 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's all at the same time. just like i could never get into stalker that much. i love stealth games and such. but it was kinda slow paced. atleast for me
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
User avatar #330 - infensive (08/18/2014) [-]
Destiny will come to PC at some point.

I don't see what people are missing, Bungie's said it a billion times already. They're just focussing on the four platforms that they already have.

It'l come, but it'l be a while.
#304 - Fire-fall and or defiance are both better  [+] (12 new replies) 08/18/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #305 - thelastelephant (08/18/2014) [-]
I respectfully disagree. So far I haven't really like Firefall all that much.
User avatar #306 - ilcecchino (08/18/2014) [-]
Well honestly destiny looks like an extremely over-hyped shit-fest. so... meh to each their own
User avatar #308 - thelastelephant (08/18/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because of all the STALKER I've been playing, but Firefall feels too easy.

So does Wildstar. I haven't played Defiance, but I heard it was a major letdown.
User avatar #386 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
I absolutely love Wildstar. Defiance is very fun if played with friends. Firefall is easy. but it's also fun and it's an MMO. not a nitty gritty SP FPS. but everyone is entitled to their opinions. this is mine
User avatar #387 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
Personally, the telegraphed enemy attacks in Wildstar made it too easy for me. I didn't really stick with it past Level 8, though.
User avatar #388 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Easy??? no game is hard at level 8, lol you havn't even gotten to your first dungeon yet... and telegraphs are the ENTIRE point of the game. you still have to aim and dodge them. just because they are shown.... there are some crazy telegraphs in the game.
User avatar #389 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
MMOs in general are games that don't really hold my attention for too long.
User avatar #390 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough... i enjoy mmo's alot. i could play multiple MMO's all at the same time. just like i could never get into stalker that much. i love stealth games and such. but it was kinda slow paced. atleast for me
User avatar #391 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
>Stealth
>STALKER

Pick one

Stealth is virtually nonexistant in STALKER, at least from my perspective. I treat the Vision/Sound meters as a "Who can see me?" thing but that's it.
User avatar #393 - thelastelephant (08/19/2014) [-]
And the only way to do that is with a shotgun, really.
User avatar #392 - ilcecchino (08/19/2014) [-]
Well yeah. realistic stealth games aren't like being a rogue from WoW or something. it's just simply getting the drop on your enemies. atleast imo
User avatar #330 - infensive (08/18/2014) [-]
Destiny will come to PC at some point.

I don't see what people are missing, Bungie's said it a billion times already. They're just focussing on the four platforms that they already have.

It'l come, but it'l be a while.
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#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/29/2012) [-]
hey, this is dannie. i'm grounded until next riday, jsyk. :(
User avatar #6 to #5 - ilcecchino (12/29/2012) [-]
AOFIJAWOPFIJWAOIFW IM SORRYYY!!!!!!!! i feel SO bad. If you're allowed on your e-mail we can still talk or something

I feel like SUCH an ass. it's my fault... hope you see this soon.
#1 - YUSEIWHAT (12/22/2012) [-]
Enjoy your 1st subscriber
User avatar #2 to #1 - ilcecchino (12/23/2012) [-]
zooooomggggggg

I don't have many reaction images to post...
#3 to #2 - YUSEIWHAT (12/23/2012) [-]
Here, take this!



( OH GOD I NEVER GET TO USE THIS :D )
User avatar #4 to #3 - ilcecchino (12/23/2012) [-]
ALL... of my whhat...
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