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#241 - i work at a restauraunt that "loses" money when it's…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Salary idea from John Stewart 0
#380 - apurpleliger (07/09/2014) [-]
They also are the ones that are held responsible when something happens at the restaurant. They may not have to do it a lot, but that responsibility is there and, apparently, the owner values that more than he/she does any other position in the restaurant. Additionally, if the restaurant is extremely busy all week long, either the servers are making a crapton of money through tips from all the business or the restaurant caters to the wrong crowd. And if the second case is true then that's on the owner, not any manager.
User avatar #381 - ilcecchino (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, some servers can walk away with almost 1k a week on 30 hours. but we also overcharge for everything. it's like 20-25 for an entree
#396 - apurpleliger (07/09/2014) [-]
That's too expensive for my taste. I like to pay $10 for food and leave a $5 tip
User avatar #411 - ilcecchino (22 hours ago) [-]
well yeah. but thats why servers make so much bank there. and why i find it hard to believe we can only afford minimum wage
#428 - apurpleliger (17 hours ago) [-]
Are tips shared throughout all the employees? Like between wait staff, cooks, runners, and all?
User avatar #429 - ilcecchino (16 hours ago) [-]
Runners and bartenders are tipped out
#432 - apurpleliger (8 hours ago) [-]
So who in the restaurant actually comes out at the end of the day with only minimum wage?
User avatar #443 - ilcecchino (1 hour ago) [-]
Dish, cooks. and Dessert
#128 - How the **** does that even happen? .-. like what…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on 4chin rood 0
User avatar #164 - ronsha (07/07/2014) [-]
You seem to be forgetting: Tumblr tries its best to create a sterile environment where nobody's jimmies are rustled to any extent. The exact opposite of 4chan.
#327 - idk. depends on the game. CS:GO is a tryhard game in itself. t… 07/07/2014 on The comparison between... 0
#304 - none that i've found. i play alot of FPS's  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on The comparison between... 0
User avatar #307 - lordofpenis (07/07/2014) [-]
Maybe it'#s just the games my friends join, since I tend to join them too, because fuck playing on my own. I used to be a tryhard too, was a decent shooter once.
User avatar #327 - ilcecchino (07/07/2014) [-]
idk. depends on the game. CS:GO is a tryhard game in itself. the non-tryhards are the ones that are rare and get flamed. but games like TF2 or Borderlands, or Killing Floor. i rarely find try-hards. but then the level of "try-hard" might be different for me on a computer where atleast people "try" where as on a console you just lay back and play. there's still a difference between the try-hards and the non's
#301 - I only find Tryhards in CS:GO... and that's matchmaking... and…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on The comparison between... 0
User avatar #302 - lordofpenis (07/07/2014) [-]
Plenty in other fps' too
User avatar #304 - ilcecchino (07/07/2014) [-]
none that i've found. i play alot of FPS's
User avatar #307 - lordofpenis (07/07/2014) [-]
Maybe it'#s just the games my friends join, since I tend to join them too, because fuck playing on my own. I used to be a tryhard too, was a decent shooter once.
User avatar #327 - ilcecchino (07/07/2014) [-]
idk. depends on the game. CS:GO is a tryhard game in itself. the non-tryhards are the ones that are rare and get flamed. but games like TF2 or Borderlands, or Killing Floor. i rarely find try-hards. but then the level of "try-hard" might be different for me on a computer where atleast people "try" where as on a console you just lay back and play. there's still a difference between the try-hards and the non's
#134 - they weren't even going that fast to begind with.... not to me…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Don't spoon and drive 0
#135 - AceofHearts (07/03/2014) [-]
You go ahead and believe that this video is real, I've said my piece and I am done pointing out the obvious.
#129 - Whynotboth.jpg Maybe she got the idea while coming to…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Don't spoon and drive 0
User avatar #130 - AceofHearts (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't know what else to say. You can clearly see that the car did not come to a stop, not even a slow until the end of the video. Slowly pressing on the break doesn't make your friend launch forward. When you look at the driver you can see that he goes forward a bit, so I'm guessing you are correct about that bump in the road, but that girl went way too far forward.
User avatar #134 - ilcecchino (07/03/2014) [-]
they weren't even going that fast to begind with.... not to mention if the driver knew obviously they would brace themselves for it. and i never said they they slowly pressed the brakes. i said that the driver hit them hard for a split second just to make the girl lurch forward. then had normal brake pressure on to come to a stop... which they did get to by the end. you don't stop on a dime in cars you know
#135 - AceofHearts (07/03/2014) [-]
You go ahead and believe that this video is real, I've said my piece and I am done pointing out the obvious.
#119 - no. you can see the camera shift forward a bit when he brakes.…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Don't spoon and drive 0
#127 - AceofHearts (07/03/2014) [-]
I disagree. I see the vehicle coming to a stop near the end of the video, but not during the initial deepthroat.
User avatar #129 - ilcecchino (07/03/2014) [-]
Whynotboth.jpg

Maybe she got the idea while coming to a red light. hit the brakes hard at first. then let up to stop for a stoplight or something
User avatar #130 - AceofHearts (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't know what else to say. You can clearly see that the car did not come to a stop, not even a slow until the end of the video. Slowly pressing on the break doesn't make your friend launch forward. When you look at the driver you can see that he goes forward a bit, so I'm guessing you are correct about that bump in the road, but that girl went way too far forward.
User avatar #134 - ilcecchino (07/03/2014) [-]
they weren't even going that fast to begind with.... not to mention if the driver knew obviously they would brace themselves for it. and i never said they they slowly pressed the brakes. i said that the driver hit them hard for a split second just to make the girl lurch forward. then had normal brake pressure on to come to a stop... which they did get to by the end. you don't stop on a dime in cars you know
#135 - AceofHearts (07/03/2014) [-]
You go ahead and believe that this video is real, I've said my piece and I am done pointing out the obvious.
#268 - Basically. i dont mind cheese as a "Topping" and i s… 07/03/2014 on Roommate 0
#93 - i... i hate cheese pizzas.... i prefer cheeseless .-.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Roommate 0
#266 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
My parents own a pizza chain, so I grew up with cheese pizza's all the time. Eventually I just hated them, and started getting cheeseless pineapple pizza's. So I feel ya bro
#136 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
...said no one ever.
User avatar #134 - darkoblivion (07/01/2014) [-]
so just bread and sauce then, occasionally with a side of meat?
User avatar #268 - ilcecchino (07/03/2014) [-]
Basically. i dont mind cheese as a "Topping" and i say topping meaning it's SPRINKLED on. not to the point where it has it's own layer

In my opinon it's what makes pizza... pizza... moreso than the cheese. i mean. there is no "pizza cheese" there's Mozzarella which is used... but it's still mozzarella. and there are other cheeses. but they are themselves... cheese. whereas you have bread and sauce specifically made for pizza. One pizza parlors sauce can be different than another. but their cheese will mostly be the same. the sauce imo is what makes it pizza. and what makes it delicious.

The sauce makes the pizza. just like different sauces make different pasta dishs
#122 - mephistesulfurion (07/01/2014) [-]
#99 - harrywarden (07/01/2014) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with you?
#44 - Comment deleted 06/20/2014 on Apples 0
#105 - i love girls in sweatshirts. so i loooove Jackie Frost. althou… 06/20/2014 on genderswap 0
#94 - i don't get it 06/17/2014 on Why men shouldn't cook 0
#93 - Comment deleted 06/14/2014 on Greatest story of my life 2!! 0
#326 - for? 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#325 - The whole point of this argument is that they ARE ****** 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#14 - is that the face of danny sexbang shopped onto there O.o 06/13/2014 on The Fault in Our Suite Life 0
#269 - I have a girlfriend and she's older than i am .-.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#324 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
compensating?
User avatar #326 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
for?
#266 - i'm giving two sides of a coin and a matter of perspective. i'… 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#264 - When did i ever say i personally wanted to? and tell me this..…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#323 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
There is literally no way a mature person can "really like" an imature person, unless that mature person has the brain of a child.
I too met and at first had an amazing time with a girl almost 10 years younger, but it took only 2 dates and she seemed so dumb, inexperenced etc., that the age difference, that was not showing before, was noticable and I did not tolerate it.

Let me tell you - you want to know if you really like her? Maybe for a change stop talking and just let her have a talk. She'll be done with all her experience in just an hour. What are you going to do then?

This may not apply when the girl, younger than you, is already mature, say aged 25, (you being really mature(old perverted mid-life crisis daddy)). Some people simply are very fast to achieve a lot in their early mature years. Most aren't.
User avatar #325 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
The whole point of this argument is that they ARE mature
#267 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
blah blah you are only trying to find a way for it to be "ok" for you to fuck a kid.
User avatar #269 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend and she's older than i am .-.
#324 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
compensating?
User avatar #326 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
for?
#260 - excuse me? how does this make me a pedo? do tell!!  [+] (9 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#263 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
you are trying your damnedest to find a way to justify having sex with an underage girl, you tell me how does that make you not a pedo.
User avatar #266 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
i'm giving two sides of a coin and a matter of perspective. i'm not trying to make myself not a pedo. none of this shit has ever happened to me. they are EXAMPLES and BELIEFS
User avatar #264 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
When did i ever say i personally wanted to? and tell me this... you meet a girl in a BAR. you talk. you hit it off. you're extremely attracted to her. Turns out. it's a shitty bar and doesn't ID. but she looked more than old enough to be there. you start to really like her. but she just so happens to be 16. are you now a pedophile??? age never came up in conversation, why would it

Same scenario. someone looks like they are 15. but is actually 22. they hit on you and you're disgusted by them cause you think a 15 year old is hitting on you...

now if you had fallen for the second girl knowing she was 22. but looked 15. are you any more of a pedophile than if the girl LOOKED 22 rather than being 22?
#323 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
There is literally no way a mature person can "really like" an imature person, unless that mature person has the brain of a child.
I too met and at first had an amazing time with a girl almost 10 years younger, but it took only 2 dates and she seemed so dumb, inexperenced etc., that the age difference, that was not showing before, was noticable and I did not tolerate it.

Let me tell you - you want to know if you really like her? Maybe for a change stop talking and just let her have a talk. She'll be done with all her experience in just an hour. What are you going to do then?

This may not apply when the girl, younger than you, is already mature, say aged 25, (you being really mature(old perverted mid-life crisis daddy)). Some people simply are very fast to achieve a lot in their early mature years. Most aren't.
User avatar #325 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
The whole point of this argument is that they ARE mature
#267 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
blah blah you are only trying to find a way for it to be "ok" for you to fuck a kid.
User avatar #269 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend and she's older than i am .-.
#324 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
compensating?
User avatar #326 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
for?
#257 - a series of questions. an interview. alot of times just talkin…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#259 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
wow you are some kind of stupid aren't you. looks to me as if we found another pedo
User avatar #260 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
excuse me? how does this make me a pedo? do tell!!
#263 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
you are trying your damnedest to find a way to justify having sex with an underage girl, you tell me how does that make you not a pedo.
User avatar #266 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
i'm giving two sides of a coin and a matter of perspective. i'm not trying to make myself not a pedo. none of this shit has ever happened to me. they are EXAMPLES and BELIEFS
User avatar #264 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
When did i ever say i personally wanted to? and tell me this... you meet a girl in a BAR. you talk. you hit it off. you're extremely attracted to her. Turns out. it's a shitty bar and doesn't ID. but she looked more than old enough to be there. you start to really like her. but she just so happens to be 16. are you now a pedophile??? age never came up in conversation, why would it

Same scenario. someone looks like they are 15. but is actually 22. they hit on you and you're disgusted by them cause you think a 15 year old is hitting on you...

now if you had fallen for the second girl knowing she was 22. but looked 15. are you any more of a pedophile than if the girl LOOKED 22 rather than being 22?
#323 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
There is literally no way a mature person can "really like" an imature person, unless that mature person has the brain of a child.
I too met and at first had an amazing time with a girl almost 10 years younger, but it took only 2 dates and she seemed so dumb, inexperenced etc., that the age difference, that was not showing before, was noticable and I did not tolerate it.

Let me tell you - you want to know if you really like her? Maybe for a change stop talking and just let her have a talk. She'll be done with all her experience in just an hour. What are you going to do then?

This may not apply when the girl, younger than you, is already mature, say aged 25, (you being really mature(old perverted mid-life crisis daddy)). Some people simply are very fast to achieve a lot in their early mature years. Most aren't.
User avatar #325 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
The whole point of this argument is that they ARE mature
#267 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
blah blah you are only trying to find a way for it to be "ok" for you to fuck a kid.
User avatar #269 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend and she's older than i am .-.
#324 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
compensating?
User avatar #326 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
for?
#254 - if you want it you can get it. otherwise it's 17. but lets say…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#255 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
again though who is to determine what is mature enough sexually to have relations? how do you determine what is mature enough?
User avatar #257 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
a series of questions. an interview. alot of times just talking to someone you can tell that they are. and a quick look to make sure they are Physically mature aswell. because there's a diference imo of someone who looks 10 and is 20. and someone who looks 20 and is 10
#259 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
wow you are some kind of stupid aren't you. looks to me as if we found another pedo
User avatar #260 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
excuse me? how does this make me a pedo? do tell!!
#263 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
you are trying your damnedest to find a way to justify having sex with an underage girl, you tell me how does that make you not a pedo.
User avatar #266 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
i'm giving two sides of a coin and a matter of perspective. i'm not trying to make myself not a pedo. none of this shit has ever happened to me. they are EXAMPLES and BELIEFS
User avatar #264 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
When did i ever say i personally wanted to? and tell me this... you meet a girl in a BAR. you talk. you hit it off. you're extremely attracted to her. Turns out. it's a shitty bar and doesn't ID. but she looked more than old enough to be there. you start to really like her. but she just so happens to be 16. are you now a pedophile??? age never came up in conversation, why would it

Same scenario. someone looks like they are 15. but is actually 22. they hit on you and you're disgusted by them cause you think a 15 year old is hitting on you...

now if you had fallen for the second girl knowing she was 22. but looked 15. are you any more of a pedophile than if the girl LOOKED 22 rather than being 22?
#323 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
There is literally no way a mature person can "really like" an imature person, unless that mature person has the brain of a child.
I too met and at first had an amazing time with a girl almost 10 years younger, but it took only 2 dates and she seemed so dumb, inexperenced etc., that the age difference, that was not showing before, was noticable and I did not tolerate it.

Let me tell you - you want to know if you really like her? Maybe for a change stop talking and just let her have a talk. She'll be done with all her experience in just an hour. What are you going to do then?

This may not apply when the girl, younger than you, is already mature, say aged 25, (you being really mature(old perverted mid-life crisis daddy)). Some people simply are very fast to achieve a lot in their early mature years. Most aren't.
User avatar #325 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
The whole point of this argument is that they ARE mature
#267 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
blah blah you are only trying to find a way for it to be "ok" for you to fuck a kid.
User avatar #269 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend and she's older than i am .-.
#324 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
compensating?
User avatar #326 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
for?
#228 - i agree with this somewhat. i feel like it should be based on …  [+] (15 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality +2
#246 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
and who is to determine each and every individual persons maturity? and is a maturity evaluation going to be mandatory, and at what age do they start to be evaluated? do you get a certificate that you must carry with you at all times to prove you are mature enough for sexual relations?
User avatar #254 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
if you want it you can get it. otherwise it's 17. but lets say she really does like someone who is 25. like legitimately. then she can have it done. it beats unable to see them no? otherwise you can be like everyone else and date your own age. just cause she looks like that at 14 doesn't mean she would have to get judged on her maturity. only if it were to be an illegal case
#255 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
again though who is to determine what is mature enough sexually to have relations? how do you determine what is mature enough?
User avatar #257 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
a series of questions. an interview. alot of times just talking to someone you can tell that they are. and a quick look to make sure they are Physically mature aswell. because there's a diference imo of someone who looks 10 and is 20. and someone who looks 20 and is 10
#259 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
wow you are some kind of stupid aren't you. looks to me as if we found another pedo
User avatar #260 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
excuse me? how does this make me a pedo? do tell!!
#263 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
you are trying your damnedest to find a way to justify having sex with an underage girl, you tell me how does that make you not a pedo.
User avatar #266 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
i'm giving two sides of a coin and a matter of perspective. i'm not trying to make myself not a pedo. none of this shit has ever happened to me. they are EXAMPLES and BELIEFS
User avatar #264 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
When did i ever say i personally wanted to? and tell me this... you meet a girl in a BAR. you talk. you hit it off. you're extremely attracted to her. Turns out. it's a shitty bar and doesn't ID. but she looked more than old enough to be there. you start to really like her. but she just so happens to be 16. are you now a pedophile??? age never came up in conversation, why would it

Same scenario. someone looks like they are 15. but is actually 22. they hit on you and you're disgusted by them cause you think a 15 year old is hitting on you...

now if you had fallen for the second girl knowing she was 22. but looked 15. are you any more of a pedophile than if the girl LOOKED 22 rather than being 22?
#323 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
There is literally no way a mature person can "really like" an imature person, unless that mature person has the brain of a child.
I too met and at first had an amazing time with a girl almost 10 years younger, but it took only 2 dates and she seemed so dumb, inexperenced etc., that the age difference, that was not showing before, was noticable and I did not tolerate it.

Let me tell you - you want to know if you really like her? Maybe for a change stop talking and just let her have a talk. She'll be done with all her experience in just an hour. What are you going to do then?

This may not apply when the girl, younger than you, is already mature, say aged 25, (you being really mature(old perverted mid-life crisis daddy)). Some people simply are very fast to achieve a lot in their early mature years. Most aren't.
User avatar #325 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
The whole point of this argument is that they ARE mature
#267 - fukyu (06/13/2014) [-]
blah blah you are only trying to find a way for it to be "ok" for you to fuck a kid.
User avatar #269 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend and she's older than i am .-.
#324 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
compensating?
User avatar #326 - ilcecchino (06/13/2014) [-]
for?
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User avatar #9 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
#5 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
hey, this is dannie. i'm grounded until next riday, jsyk. :(
User avatar #6 to #5 - ilcecchino ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
AOFIJAWOPFIJWAOIFW IM SORRYYY!!!!!!!! i feel SO bad. If you're allowed on your e-mail we can still talk or something

I feel like SUCH an ass. it's my fault... hope you see this soon.
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Enjoy your 1st subscriber
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zooooomggggggg

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Here, take this!



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