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#84 - Oblivion with guns... that's literally why i loved it so much 05/29/2014 on Honest Game Titles The Third 0
#143 - What is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on genius 0
#169 - bruceflea (05/21/2014) [-]
Golan the Insatiable
#147 - i'd ******* hate that. because it's an airborne v… 05/19/2014 on This week in science +1
#82 - my point however. is that scientists theorize dark matter to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on Earth destroyed by a Black... 0
User avatar #88 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
I know. But that doesn't change the fact that the supermassive black hole is still there. It just explains how A galaxy can have spiral arms among various other things such as gravitational lensing.
#74 - hmm fair point. considering how small the schwarzschild radius…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Earth destroyed by a Black... 0
User avatar #75 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
Also isolation makes them difficult to detect. I mean our nearest neighbor is 4.2 lightyears away and that hasn't really changed much
User avatar #82 - ilcecchino (05/18/2014) [-]
my point however. is that scientists theorize dark matter to still hold the vast majority of mass in the galaxy
User avatar #88 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
I know. But that doesn't change the fact that the supermassive black hole is still there. It just explains how A galaxy can have spiral arms among various other things such as gravitational lensing.
#70 - no.. what you're thinking of is dark matter. not black holes. …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Earth destroyed by a Black... 0
User avatar #71 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
Nigga how am I going to confuse dark matter with black holes?

science.nasa.gov/astrophysics/focus-areas/black-holes/

First Paragraph under Babies and Giants
User avatar #74 - ilcecchino (05/18/2014) [-]
hmm fair point. considering how small the schwarzschild radius for massive blackholes are pretty small comparatively to other things in space, theese "babies" are probably only like 15-30 kilometers in diameter
User avatar #75 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
Also isolation makes them difficult to detect. I mean our nearest neighbor is 4.2 lightyears away and that hasn't really changed much
User avatar #82 - ilcecchino (05/18/2014) [-]
my point however. is that scientists theorize dark matter to still hold the vast majority of mass in the galaxy
User avatar #88 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
I know. But that doesn't change the fact that the supermassive black hole is still there. It just explains how A galaxy can have spiral arms among various other things such as gravitational lensing.
#61 - not to mention space is so extremely vast. that the chances of…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Earth destroyed by a Black... 0
User avatar #66 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
"if there was a black hole that were to even come close to the milky way galaxy it'd probably just orbit it as a globular cluster or satellite galaxy"


You silly goose. The milky way is littered with black holes with a super massive one in the center. Statistically speaking there should be around 10 million to a billion within the milky way alone.
User avatar #70 - ilcecchino (05/18/2014) [-]
no.. what you're thinking of is dark matter. not black holes. 80% of the mass of the milkyway is predicted to be darkmatter
User avatar #71 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
Nigga how am I going to confuse dark matter with black holes?

science.nasa.gov/astrophysics/focus-areas/black-holes/

First Paragraph under Babies and Giants
User avatar #74 - ilcecchino (05/18/2014) [-]
hmm fair point. considering how small the schwarzschild radius for massive blackholes are pretty small comparatively to other things in space, theese "babies" are probably only like 15-30 kilometers in diameter
User avatar #75 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
Also isolation makes them difficult to detect. I mean our nearest neighbor is 4.2 lightyears away and that hasn't really changed much
User avatar #82 - ilcecchino (05/18/2014) [-]
my point however. is that scientists theorize dark matter to still hold the vast majority of mass in the galaxy
User avatar #88 - thunderkrux (05/18/2014) [-]
I know. But that doesn't change the fact that the supermassive black hole is still there. It just explains how A galaxy can have spiral arms among various other things such as gravitational lensing.
#58 - Save the earth. no. however the escape velocity of a black hol… 05/18/2014 on Earth destroyed by a Black... 0
#111 - it's both. Barry got his powers by a lightning bold that stuck…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Arrow and the Flash 0
User avatar #113 - irishalbino (05/15/2014) [-]
Wally replicated the events to my knowledge. I just didn't know that it was confirmed that the lightning bolt was Barry himself. Though it does explain the red hue it had.
#152 - where are most of these monsters from? only know of a couple  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Monster Sizes 0
User avatar #188 - gildemoono (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of them are Kaiju from Pacific Rim. Among the others are clover from the monster movie 'Cloverfield', the Kraken from 'Clash/Wrath of the titans', the Sando aqua monster is from Star Wars, and Godzilla is from the hit family sitcom 'Friends.'
#160 - thorseph (05/16/2014) [-]
i think a lot of them are from that newish movie pacific rim
#172 - We had actually created 7 Mirrors, all for Hubble based telesc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on KAFacts: Tech 0
User avatar #174 - truemox (05/12/2014) [-]
That's a little bit of an exaggeration. Natural fluctuations in the atmosphere create an effective maximum resolution on the earth's surface.
#77 - The final season of futurama made me cry like a bitch on the e… 05/09/2014 on awesome 0
#59 - no it was goku's mistake for kicking him into the sun. but the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Who will win? 0
User avatar #60 - bendingtimeisgood (05/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think goku was grossly misrepresented. Except for the part where he destroyed the kryptonite, so that superman could be at full power. That was spot on.
#56 - Superman only won cause of the sun. literally the only reason  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Who will win? 0
User avatar #58 - bendingtimeisgood (05/06/2014) [-]
That's what I'm saying. When superman tried to push him into the sun, goku could have instant transmitted his ass back to earth. Or a planet further away from the sun.
User avatar #59 - ilcecchino (05/06/2014) [-]
no it was goku's mistake for kicking him into the sun. but the thing is superman isn't evil. and the ONLY person goku would ever kick into the sun would be broly cause he's pure evil. otherwise goku would fight to the end, but not aim to kill. for the thrill of the Challenge
User avatar #60 - bendingtimeisgood (05/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think goku was grossly misrepresented. Except for the part where he destroyed the kryptonite, so that superman could be at full power. That was spot on.
#32 - for those trying to understand. let me try and help. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Feeljunk +59
#35 - acheryus (05/06/2014) [-]
thank you for the explanation I could not follow this
#62 - i loved that show 05/06/2014 on Emma Stone 0
#82 - ouch. and yeah if the sneeze is coming i never hold it in. i j… 05/05/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 22 0
#74 - suppress a sneeze how? Like close and shut your mouth…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 22 0
User avatar #80 - cormy (05/05/2014) [-]
Not preventing it from happening, just... Hold it in kind of. You sneeze, but you don't let it come out. Even if you do let it out and it's a strong one and too much of the pressure gets released inwardly then it can happen.
Tru fax of my life
funnyjunk.com/Random+Fact+Comp.+22/funny-pictures/5126900/75#75
User avatar #82 - ilcecchino (05/05/2014) [-]
ouch. and yeah if the sneeze is coming i never hold it in. i just try to prevent it
#174 - I just ******* googled what a "grey Asexual&… 04/28/2014 on Well then 0
#160 - "Sex-Enthusiastic Grey Asexual" A…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Well then +4
#165 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
The whole asexual spectrum frustrates me, now, ever since the "greysexual" and "sex enthusiastic" labels showed up. It was fine when asexual was just "We don't like sex/don't feel sexual urges," but then everyone started going "Asexual's the new thing! How can I be asexual and still have sex? I'll just pull some more terms out of my ass and say asexual is an umbrella term!"
#170 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
I understand it's a joke, but some of the terms are not. Trust me, I go to a site where there are pretentious pricks who use these terms seriously.
User avatar #174 - ilcecchino (04/28/2014) [-]
I just fucking googled what a "grey Asexual" i got multiple things but this one pissed me the fuck off


"Grey Asexuals sometimes feel Sexual attraction, or it's very rare. or they do not know if it was Sexual attraction. Some only feel sexual attraction to someone who of which they have an emotional bond to"

You're not a Grey Asexual. You're fucking normal. You have an average or low sex drive.
#29 - Black hole collisions are actually how Galaxies are formed. Th… 04/25/2014 on Black science man +4
#623 - I've actually heard that one. also Napolean dynamite. and more… 04/24/2014 on Hottest Guys of FunnyJunk... 0
#37 - i had one for two years... she eventually left me for someone …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Yep 0
User avatar #39 - eddi (04/23/2014) [-]
because of the chase maybe?
some people like the challenge of winning someones affection..i really cant begin to explain WHY my gender is so terribly fucked up..just that it really really is
#238 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Hottest Guys of FunnyJunk... +1
User avatar #295 - hektoroftroy (04/23/2014) [-]
you look like a not ugly Dimitri Martin.
8/10 would flirt with at the bake sale
User avatar #623 - ilcecchino (04/24/2014) [-]
I've actually heard that one. also Napolean dynamite. and more recently jack barakat
#245 - pridefulmatthew (04/23/2014) [-]
You are very cute ;)
#237 - I know i wouldn't make the list. but i don't think im half bad…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Hottest Guys of FunnyJunk... 0
#238 - ilcecchino (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #295 - hektoroftroy (04/23/2014) [-]
you look like a not ugly Dimitri Martin.
8/10 would flirt with at the bake sale
User avatar #623 - ilcecchino (04/24/2014) [-]
I've actually heard that one. also Napolean dynamite. and more recently jack barakat
#245 - pridefulmatthew (04/23/2014) [-]
You are very cute ;)
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#5 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
hey, this is dannie. i'm grounded until next riday, jsyk. :(
User avatar #6 to #5 - ilcecchino (12/29/2012) [-]
AOFIJAWOPFIJWAOIFW IM SORRYYY!!!!!!!! i feel SO bad. If you're allowed on your e-mail we can still talk or something

I feel like SUCH an ass. it's my fault... hope you see this soon.
#1 - YUSEIWHAT (12/22/2012) [-]
Enjoy your 1st subscriber
User avatar #2 to #1 - ilcecchino (12/23/2012) [-]
zooooomggggggg

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#3 to #2 - YUSEIWHAT (12/23/2012) [-]
Here, take this!



( OH GOD I NEVER GET TO USE THIS :D )
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ALL... of my whhat...
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