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Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#1333
Highest Comment Rank:#2587
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#180 - **ikinkajou rolls 456** 06/06/2012 on wat 0
#79 - Reminds me of Lavender Town... 06/06/2012 on Would you like some...... +5
#57 - **ikinkajou rolls 92** They are over yonder, Cap'n! 06/06/2012 on Epic Shoop. -1
#55 - Comment deleted 06/06/2012 on Epic Shoop. 0
#12 - Has science gone too far? 06/06/2012 on Sharktreat +2
#435 - Comment deleted 06/05/2012 on Win or Fail? 0
#433 - **ikinkajou rolls 37** 66? 06/05/2012 on Win or Fail? 0
#78 - Why is grass SE against Water? And if the reason is that g… 06/03/2012 on Pokèmon type facts 0
#93 - Fix'd 06/03/2012 on Master of wheres Waldo -8
#227 - Unless you try to aggravate them.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2012 on Goblin Shark 0
User avatar #229 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
Not really. The only time they bite is when they get curious. They're actually scared of us. Except maybe the great white shark. That mother fucker will kill you for the sake of killing.
User avatar #245 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
No, people only think that because of Jaws. In reality, unless a shark is about to die of starvation, humans in general simply do not have enough fat for eating it to be worthwhile to a shark. We wouldn't give it enough energy for the amount it would take to digest us.
User avatar #247 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
I wasn't basing it on jaws. I can't understand why they attack photographers and divers when they get lowered down in cages. But thanks for the information.
User avatar #253 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Because when you're at the tippy top of the food chain, there are no fucks to be given aside from food and fucking. When photographers are lowered in cages, the cage, being metal in the salt water, which is a strong electrolyte, produces an electric charge. Sharks have pores on their noses called ampullae of lorenzini which pick up the electric charges given off by animals' movement, so they think it's either something to eat, or in the case of a male, possibly something to impregnate.
User avatar #254 - thenukecity (06/03/2012) [-]
Thank you sir.
User avatar #256 - zkeepere (06/03/2012) [-]
Well that's what I want to do with the rest of my life, so the pleasure is entirely mine.
#303 - We can find them together :'( 06/03/2012 on Happy Father's Day (Read... +2
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on Draw it! 0
User avatar #25 - TheOneKing (06/01/2012) [-]
Is the tingling in your crotch or your stomach?
#600 - Take it to NSFW. 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert 0
#106 - **ikinkajou rolls 0,124** 05/30/2012 on Cannot be unseen 0
#70 - Hidden Blade. 05/28/2012 on Black People 0
#103 - I was going to say a gay joke, but fuck it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2012 on Facebook (-1) +5
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#252 - I came here to Axe you a question. 05/27/2012 on He tried to feed me healthy... +1
#511 - WHOA. IT CAN. 05/25/2012 on What if I told you 0
#79 - He's in the new game (as in the unreleased one AKA Assassin's … 05/24/2012 on then and now 0
#109 - This was on Mythbusters. AWESOME. 05/23/2012 on Must get some duct tape. +5
#235 - **ikinkajou rolls 23** 05/22/2012 on Racism standards today. 0
#162 - Comment deleted 05/22/2012 on literally +1
#1405 - "Spit it out right now!" To Kill A Mockingbird. 05/21/2012 on Wat. +1
#538 - You forgot Assassin's Creed 3 05/21/2012 on Wii U 0
#211 - Oh man, if only this had the captions, "Not a single fuck… 05/21/2012 on relax +2
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User avatar #12 - frienderman (10/16/2012) [-]
Billy, my man.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ikinkajou (10/16/2012) [-]
wait
billbill?
User avatar #14 to #13 - frienderman (10/16/2012) [-]
Is that what people are calling you now? God, it's been ages. How have you been?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ikinkajou (10/16/2012) [-]
Yeaaaaaahhhhh,


I think you've got me confused for someone else...
User avatar #16 to #15 - frienderman (10/16/2012) [-]
Dammit... I was going off of funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4166021/Halloween+Comp/60#60
and saw that someone appeared to call you "Bill."


I was hoping it would be your actual name and that I could mess around with you for a little while. Oh well. I'll go hide in the cube of shame for a little while, now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ikinkajou (10/16/2012) [-]
Nah, man, I'm just kidding.

I am Billy!

Although, I would have to say, that I have no idea who you are...
User avatar #18 to #17 - frienderman (10/16/2012) [-]
And I, you. Carry on.
User avatar #7 - fatemah (09/26/2012) [-]
were you from :O
User avatar #8 to #7 - ikinkajou (09/26/2012) [-]
Teeny-tiny lil' country called Bangladesh, and yourself?
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatemah (09/26/2012) [-]
Kuwait :]
User avatar #10 to #9 - ikinkajou (09/26/2012) [-]
I've been to Kuwait.

I stayed in the Crowne Plaza hotel near the Int'l airport.

Fun fact, they had halal bacon (I think it was made of chicken, or something like that.)
User avatar #11 to #10 - fatemah (09/27/2012) [-]
no such thing as halal bacon xD but yea ive stayed there too its amazing :)
#5 - blartonfairweather (08/26/2012) [-]
What is up, mate?
#1 - lelelefrench (08/12/2012) [-]
by 1 fucking item
User avatar #2 to #1 - ikinkajou (08/12/2012) [-]
You are going all Jelly Clarkson over my one item, though.

I can feel it, Mr. Lelelefrench, I can feel it.
#3 to #2 - lelelefrench (08/13/2012) [-]
i have 27 more items then you now
User avatar #4 to #3 - ikinkajou (08/13/2012) [-]
Not bad. You have just proved you can get more useless things than me.
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