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Date Signed Up:10/02/2013
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#4313 - Wahaha~! I am back! Unbanned as ive ever been! So how …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/21/2013 on maxmekker's profile 0
#4326 - maxmekker (10/23/2013) [-]
Sorry i forgot to reply.. was so fucking tired after work yesterday.
Gratz on the unban, how is things going for you these days?
TireingAsFuck.gif... been so much overtime, helping friends from work with personal projects, like a nissan 200SX we finished up at monday and such, so it has been really long days lately.
User avatar #4327 - maxmekker (10/23/2013) [-]
just noticed this was your alt acc.
Kalimah
#4328 - kalimah (10/23/2013) [-]
huh yeah i logged in it to add myself and ended up sending you the mensage on it
eh...i kinda wished i was doing something worthwhile with my life...even if it was tiring

pretty boring apart from sometimes playing LoL with some fries
still going to the army and now its the time of the year for the big tests that might get me into university like this saturday
Though i heard from some of my peers we might be the army "graduation" earlier than normal for unknown reasons but we'll still have to go...for unknown reasons
#4329 - maxmekker (10/23/2013) [-]
LoL with fries? Are they french by any chance? i know you ment friends, hue
I wish you the best of luck!
budget cuts maybe?
#4330 - kalimah (10/23/2013) [-]
I have no idea
Must be related to our liutenant going to another state or something in the end of the year
But the stupid thing about it is that we'll do the cerimony,turn in our uniforms but still have to go till december 1st...
In civilian clothes...because of reasons...
#4331 - maxmekker (10/23/2013) [-]
Hue.
Might be it.
That sounds pretty strange indeed.
#88 - I remember seeying this in a pony thread simulator 10/11/2013 on YouTube Comments at their best 0
#351 - got banned too and i didnt post porn though i was level 35… 10/11/2013 on Snakefires Ban 0
#19 - The girl is studying hard for her university and the guy is so…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on the real me +1
User avatar #21 - aurious (10/08/2013) [-]
And to add to his summary it kind of turns into a sweet romance anime.
User avatar #59 - thedarkestrogue (10/08/2013) [-]
first i was curious, now i feel I must watch it. Is it anywhere near as good as toradora?
#42 - Also happens in TTYD on chapter 6 Turns out peeping IS bad 10/07/2013 on Scumbag Mario 0
#4156 - I guess but everyone has problems so i dont get to complain. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on maxmekker's profile 0
#4157 - maxmekker (10/02/2013) [-]
It is important to talk about them though every now and then, or else it will pile up and break you down.

I literally can't find anything that seems even slightly interesting.

I work because i need to get my mechanics authorization which i get after 2 years of intern ship, and i do work full time, 37.5 hours every week + overtime.
NOK = Norwegian kroner. it's our currency, about 6 nok = 1 dollar.
#4154 - Army has been pretty ****** since the beggining o…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2013 on maxmekker's profile 0
#4155 - maxmekker (10/02/2013) [-]
Sounds problematic.
And yeh, the ban system is pants on head retarded.

I don't even know what i will watch this season with the exception of KnB2

Job is nice, people i work with are nice, but i have to travel for 1.5 hours in traffic to get there as it is in the center of our capital..
And no, no chance in hell i could afford that, as of now i have to work 2 and a half day to make up for fuel and toll expenses just to get back and forth. i make baout 65 NOK / hour as an intern, normal wage when you are licensed is 195NOK / hour and if hired as assistant thye pay you 168 NOK / hour... so i literally get less paid than pollocks that dont know what they do.
User avatar #4156 - ikalimah (10/02/2013) [-]
I guess but everyone has problems so i dont get to complain.

I see.Im expecting Noucome.No high expectations but i think it'll be comedy/harem/ecchi enough to keep me entertained.

If you are working i assume its because you want Not because your family needs the money so it cant be that bad,plus you might be hired as a full timer.
Btw whats NOK?
#4157 - maxmekker (10/02/2013) [-]
It is important to talk about them though every now and then, or else it will pile up and break you down.

I literally can't find anything that seems even slightly interesting.

I work because i need to get my mechanics authorization which i get after 2 years of intern ship, and i do work full time, 37.5 hours every week + overtime.
NOK = Norwegian kroner. it's our currency, about 6 nok = 1 dollar.
#4152 - Hey max sorry for nothing coming over in sometime,busy day…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/02/2013 on maxmekker's profile 0
#4153 - maxmekker (10/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it mate, IRL comes first regardlessly.
My life is.. i dunno.. but i got myself an internjob now, as an electromechanic, so now i spend my days repairing mobile cranes for a living with shit wage since im an intern.
How about you?`Life treating you well?
User avatar #4154 - ikalimah (10/02/2013) [-]
Army has been pretty shitty since the beggining of the year,couldnt study at all this year because of it,im getting headaches everyday,i got banned from fj because someone flagged one of my comments as "porn" and apparently admin's system indicates that "if someone flagged its probably true" and porn = permaban and i have 2 guard duties next week.
So i dont think it has been treating me well but thats probably just me whinning.

That aside,the new anime season started and i started playing LoL again in the small free time i have.

Whats the job like? Did you move out of your parents even though the wage is low?
#4155 - maxmekker (10/02/2013) [-]
Sounds problematic.
And yeh, the ban system is pants on head retarded.

I don't even know what i will watch this season with the exception of KnB2

Job is nice, people i work with are nice, but i have to travel for 1.5 hours in traffic to get there as it is in the center of our capital..
And no, no chance in hell i could afford that, as of now i have to work 2 and a half day to make up for fuel and toll expenses just to get back and forth. i make baout 65 NOK / hour as an intern, normal wage when you are licensed is 195NOK / hour and if hired as assistant thye pay you 168 NOK / hour... so i literally get less paid than pollocks that dont know what they do.
User avatar #4156 - ikalimah (10/02/2013) [-]
I guess but everyone has problems so i dont get to complain.

I see.Im expecting Noucome.No high expectations but i think it'll be comedy/harem/ecchi enough to keep me entertained.

If you are working i assume its because you want Not because your family needs the money so it cant be that bad,plus you might be hired as a full timer.
Btw whats NOK?
#4157 - maxmekker (10/02/2013) [-]
It is important to talk about them though every now and then, or else it will pile up and break you down.

I literally can't find anything that seems even slightly interesting.

I work because i need to get my mechanics authorization which i get after 2 years of intern ship, and i do work full time, 37.5 hours every week + overtime.
NOK = Norwegian kroner. it's our currency, about 6 nok = 1 dollar.
#2 - it would be much easier to reply with something funny if i cou… 10/02/2013 on ikalimah's profile 0
#70 - The Tiger and The Dragon doesnt have this much tension 10/02/2013 on Dragon X Palmtop Tiger +1

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