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#20 - I would but I am too lazy  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2016 on Walmart +1
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#21 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
do you know a place where i can go that i can do this shit? i know its something about working with layers, but how do i turn it into a GIF
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#22 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I have no earthly idea, I use a mix of photoshop and adobe after effects, I usually use after effects for anything that is not a still image
#18 - Just buy walmart, 5000 dollars, ***** you rich  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2016 on Walmart 0
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#19 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
hmm
i should make a chicken react GIF where its a chicken wearing shades, some BLING BLING and its sitting on a pile of money. and then its playing something in the background
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#20 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I would but I am too lazy
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#21 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
do you know a place where i can go that i can do this shit? i know its something about working with layers, but how do i turn it into a GIF
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#22 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I have no earthly idea, I use a mix of photoshop and adobe after effects, I usually use after effects for anything that is not a still image
#16 - Buy $5000 dollars worth of fabric and fish, ask repeatedly to …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2016 on Walmart 0
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#17 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
naw man, eggs are unethical. you see how they treat chickens?
i dont know a lot about fabric and fish, but th fish were probably caught by some some bigass ship with a bigass net that just raped the ocean by taking the fish and polluting th watr with its waste and fuel consumption
and the fabrics were probably made by some slaves in indonesia. the same ones that makes Nikes shoes
and games are ral nic and all, but no becaus various reasons
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#41 - indonesia (02/20/2016) [-]
*some payed slaves
#18 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
Just buy walmart, 5000 dollars, nigga you rich
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#19 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
hmm
i should make a chicken react GIF where its a chicken wearing shades, some BLING BLING and its sitting on a pile of money. and then its playing something in the background
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#20 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I would but I am too lazy
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#21 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
do you know a place where i can go that i can do this shit? i know its something about working with layers, but how do i turn it into a GIF
User avatar
#22 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I have no earthly idea, I use a mix of photoshop and adobe after effects, I usually use after effects for anything that is not a still image
#14 - So long as we are clocked in we are not allowed, and I am not …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/19/2016 on Walmart +2
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#15 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
well shit
i gotta find out how to fuck with walmart with 5000
once i begin i have 20 mins to do it
employees cant really help
i cant really think of anything ethically correct to buy in there
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#16 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
Buy $5000 dollars worth of fabric and fish, ask repeatedly to get things out of a game case at walmart, ask for things that are out of stock and ask to buy full cases of things. This usually bugs a few people. Buy $5000 dollars worth of eggs.
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#17 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
naw man, eggs are unethical. you see how they treat chickens?
i dont know a lot about fabric and fish, but th fish were probably caught by some some bigass ship with a bigass net that just raped the ocean by taking the fish and polluting th watr with its waste and fuel consumption
and the fabrics were probably made by some slaves in indonesia. the same ones that makes Nikes shoes
and games are ral nic and all, but no becaus various reasons
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#41 - indonesia (02/20/2016) [-]
*some payed slaves
#18 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
Just buy walmart, 5000 dollars, nigga you rich
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#19 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
hmm
i should make a chicken react GIF where its a chicken wearing shades, some BLING BLING and its sitting on a pile of money. and then its playing something in the background
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#20 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I would but I am too lazy
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#21 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
do you know a place where i can go that i can do this shit? i know its something about working with layers, but how do i turn it into a GIF
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#22 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I have no earthly idea, I use a mix of photoshop and adobe after effects, I usually use after effects for anything that is not a still image
#9 - Well, every day I swear I find a new one of these  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2016 on 2 lewd 4 u +3
#10 - alfonshister (02/19/2016) [-]
here~s another one i made
#11 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
Thanks
#3 - Alright, this took longer than I'd like to admit but I only ju…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/19/2016 on hihi +100
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#20 - anon (02/19/2016) [-]
The George bush that was president in the 90s is there dad
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#24 - alarubra (02/19/2016) [-]
*their
#4 - lotengo (02/19/2016) [-]
How stupid r u?
#17 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I am an american, but I didn't put two and two together, I just thought it was another guy named bush
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#25 - cubicalpayload (02/19/2016) [-]
For some reason I thought Jeb was his son.
#23 - lampmountaindew (02/19/2016) [-]
had no idea jfk and senator ted kennedy were related
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#18 - lotengo (02/19/2016) [-]
Wel sit down cuz i got some more news for ya.

Ya know that reptile, Hillary Clinton, thats running for the Democrats? She's Bill Clinton's wife.
#19 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
No. Freaking. Way. Thanks for the info donald
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#9 - venomousvalentine (02/19/2016) [-]
he might not be american.
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#11 - lotengo (02/19/2016) [-]
Its not stated on his profile, but he works at walmart. Considering the vast majority is located in the US its a safe bet that he's a burger
#13 - venomousvalentine (02/19/2016) [-]
Walmart is a fucking worldwide chain, what are you smoking?
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#14 - lotengo (02/19/2016) [-]
several country's but not world wide, and the majority is US
#12 - I work at walmart I suck at life It is against store …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/19/2016 on Walmart +8
#25 - randomuploads (02/19/2016) [-]
Paying your own bills = won at life.
#13 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]

fucking bloodsucking walmart wont let their employees have tips
what about when you're on break? couldnt i just give it to ya then?
#14 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
So long as we are clocked in we are not allowed, and I am not 100% sure but I believe we also have to be out of walmart
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#15 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
well shit
i gotta find out how to fuck with walmart with 5000
once i begin i have 20 mins to do it
employees cant really help
i cant really think of anything ethically correct to buy in there
User avatar
#16 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
Buy $5000 dollars worth of fabric and fish, ask repeatedly to get things out of a game case at walmart, ask for things that are out of stock and ask to buy full cases of things. This usually bugs a few people. Buy $5000 dollars worth of eggs.
User avatar
#17 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
naw man, eggs are unethical. you see how they treat chickens?
i dont know a lot about fabric and fish, but th fish were probably caught by some some bigass ship with a bigass net that just raped the ocean by taking the fish and polluting th watr with its waste and fuel consumption
and the fabrics were probably made by some slaves in indonesia. the same ones that makes Nikes shoes
and games are ral nic and all, but no becaus various reasons
User avatar
#41 - indonesia (02/20/2016) [-]
*some payed slaves
#18 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
Just buy walmart, 5000 dollars, nigga you rich
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#19 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
hmm
i should make a chicken react GIF where its a chicken wearing shades, some BLING BLING and its sitting on a pile of money. and then its playing something in the background
User avatar
#20 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I would but I am too lazy
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#21 - smartythechicken (02/19/2016) [-]
do you know a place where i can go that i can do this shit? i know its something about working with layers, but how do i turn it into a GIF
User avatar
#22 - iitoxictz (02/19/2016) [-]
I have no earthly idea, I use a mix of photoshop and adobe after effects, I usually use after effects for anything that is not a still image
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