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#70 - Life Tip: Assume all posts with "Hentai" in the titl… 11/21/2012 on Hentai resident +5
#118 - You sound like a fan of TheSpoonyOne... not saying … 11/12/2012 on Goddamnit Erie 0
#26 - The only (maybe) interesting one on my list is one of my neigh… 10/31/2012 on Wifi 0
#8 - As soon as I saw that T.V. I was like "That thing is goin… 10/29/2012 on Corgi pit stop 0
#18 - I agree, however there were people who didn't want any one man…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/04/2012 on All Hail King Washington +3
#19 - Thisidisalready (10/04/2012) [-]
Also, the fact that he turned down being president for life, which he was offered. Your point is awesome added to this. Together we make Historilogicorman! the one who knows little (and sometimes random) bits of american history!
User avatar #134 - anonymousattorney (10/04/2012) [-]
Ben Franklin was actually considered as being a possible President. However, due to his deist religious views, he most likely wouldn't have gotten too many votes from the New England area, as in, the Puritans essentially referred to Franklin as an "athiest", even though he did actually believe in a "God"....Actually, he referred to it as a "Great Power", or something along those lines.
#136 - Thisidisalready (10/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, don't forget that God was actually referenced in a lot of founding text due to the Quakers of the Pennsylvania region as well. Damn, you are spot on. I sincerely respect you good sir.
User avatar #137 - anonymousattorney (10/04/2012) [-]
Yup. Thank The Almighty Power for American Lit.
#140 - Thisidisalready (10/05/2012) [-]
Never studied american lit, but still wonder why people bitch about simplistic things. I studied history, not literature. Literature is a single person's view on a subject.
#143 - Thisidisalready (10/05/2012) [-]
History is the widely accepted view of an event. Kind of like Wikipedia, except, until the late 2010 period, people had to know something to input knowledge into historic events. Long story short, history is widely up to the person who is willing to look into the past and make their own decision. Look at Iran's rejection of the Holocaust.
User avatar #150 - anonymousattorney (10/06/2012) [-]
...Um....ok....I was just mentioning the fact that I learned that particular fact about Ben Franklin through my American Literature class, but....ok....
#139 - That picture may be the most accurate description I've ever se… 10/04/2012 on Oh internet this is why i... +1
#428 - ..It was in the post. How can you inb4? 10/04/2012 on NOPENOPENOPE 0
#129 - but you replied, allowing me to remember to check this thread.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2012 on Im gonna go with shorts 0
User avatar #130 - alleksi (10/03/2012) [-]
touche, good sir.
#8 - In all seriousness. She's actually a well-educated woman. She …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Sasha Grey, Philosopher +6
User avatar #21 - SquishyHaribo (10/02/2012) [-]
also she is no ordinary slut, she is queen slut
the things she can do/endure is pretty ridiculous if you ask me
#2 - Replying so I'll be notified if someone answers. don't mind me  [+] (4 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Im gonna go with shorts +3
User avatar #13 - alleksi (10/02/2012) [-]
you don't get notified, if some one answers his comment ...
#129 - iheartsemen (10/03/2012) [-]
but you replied, allowing me to remember to check this thread.
User avatar #130 - alleksi (10/03/2012) [-]
touche, good sir.
#8 - SquishyHaribo (10/02/2012) [-]
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#13 - I cried bitch tears and I don't even give a **** .…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Bounced Off +7
User avatar #14 - hattaz (10/01/2012) [-]
No offense but i saw the ponds as getting run down... Like, 3 seasons... I liked them but they needed to go and retire as companions. They grew.... uninteresting to me <.<
#23 - He made a similar joke. Except he was just hanging from the ce… 10/01/2012 on Why the fuck did I not... +2
#7 - I generally respect others beliefs. This, however, I think is … 09/26/2012 on Christians... +1
#5 - Your girlfriend has such an exotic name. Plus you handled that… 09/26/2012 on The Truth +5
#13 - OH GOD MY SIDES 09/26/2012 on ERMAHGERD 0
#60 - That's what I was thinking. I read it like insanity wolf shout… 09/24/2012 on Amazing tips to improve... 0
#3 - Woah. Thats kinda ****** up. I was pretty much ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on They were supposed to tap out +5
User avatar #5 - Mr Ronok (09/23/2012) [-]
it wasnt like he just decided he wanted to kill them. from all the steroids and concussions his brain deteriorated and at the time of his death he had the mental capacity of a 10 year old, so when the roidrage kicked in one night he couldnt deal with it and well, went all jack torrance on his family
#1 - Not trying to be mean or anything, but I don't get it. Explana…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on They were supposed to tap out +7
User avatar #6 - NexusSeven (09/23/2012) [-]
Basically he was a pro wrestler that after years of using a diving headbutt onto his opponent and a bunch of unprotected chair shots he had the brain of a 80yr old dementia patient. That compiled with the steroids he took to keep up with the big guys( He was only 5ft and change) he snapped and killed his wife, kid, and then himself.

The tap out part comes from his finisher being a submission hold.
#163 - Could also be youtube, or a really lame text message. 09/19/2012 on Magnetic rail gun 0
#58 - I wish America had ******* castles... 09/17/2012 on Prom nowadays 0
#56 - I get that its hard to afford. Especially for older teens wher…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Prom nowadays 0
#57 - kraetyz (09/17/2012) [-]
Yep. I know a friend of mine who pushed out like far past 300 dollars for that whole evening. I'm like... No.

Really, I get that people want to hang out with folks they've been meeting during their time in school (we only do the prom for third years), but there has to be better ways than renting a fuckin' castle.

Yes, our prom was in a castle. >_>
#58 - iheartsemen (09/17/2012) [-]
I wish America had fucking castles...
#53 - 70 USD is about standard. Maybe even the cheap end of proms. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Prom nowadays 0
#54 - kraetyz (09/17/2012) [-]
I found it to be far more expensive than I could hope to afford, and I already own a very proper suit + don't have a date due to girlfriend being far off.

I guess I'm just really fuckin' cheap.
#56 - iheartsemen (09/17/2012) [-]
I get that its hard to afford. Especially for older teens where we have to generally make our own money. Speaking on suits was also more of an "in general" situation. Not alot of teens have need for a suit these days. They say its 70 bucks/600 krona, but in reality its way more than that for alot of people.
#57 - kraetyz (09/17/2012) [-]
Yep. I know a friend of mine who pushed out like far past 300 dollars for that whole evening. I'm like... No.

Really, I get that people want to hang out with folks they've been meeting during their time in school (we only do the prom for third years), but there has to be better ways than renting a fuckin' castle.

Yes, our prom was in a castle. >_>
#58 - iheartsemen (09/17/2012) [-]
I wish America had fucking castles...
#4 - ME TOO!! I WAS EXPLAINING TO MY FRIENDS THROUGH SKYPE THAT I W… 09/13/2012 on Thunderstorm +1
#291 - inb4 permabanned, you sir are a dumbass 09/12/2012 on bronies... 0
#23 - Oh, okay. 09/12/2012 on Memory 0
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User avatar #2 - morphodite (09/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - morphodite (09/01/2012) [-]
P.S. If you ever want any items from my profile, send me a request. I accept all of them, no matter how crazy (I'm giving away my items). Enjoy, again :)
#4 to #3 - iheartsemen (09/02/2012) [-]
I just saw your comment. Thank you. :)
User avatar #1 - deathrun (04/26/2012) [-]
your username... wat?
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