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Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:2/19/2014
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Content Thumbs: 30016 total,  32074 ,  2058
Comment Thumbs: 2615 total,  3166 ,  551
Content Level Progress: 1.6% (16/1000)
Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:27
Content Views:688635
Times Content Favorited:1599 times
Total Comments Made:704
FJ Points:33384

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#57 - But...but...how did you know what song he was dancing to?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on Swag 0
User avatar #64 - wickkles (03/20/2013) [-]
I've seen the video on youtube years ago.
#48 - Comment deleted 03/20/2013 on Mountain Lion 0
#1 - Well if he didn't have such a little dick, maybe she wouldn't … 03/19/2013 on Pissed Off Boyfriend +2
#17 - Picture 03/19/2013 on Swag +19
#103 - MAXIMUM WANT 03/19/2013 on 14 reasons to stay away... +5
#9 - Well **** ...that's what you get, dumbass 03/19/2013 on Extreme Body Slam 0
#147 - Picture 03/19/2013 on The Tale of Winston Sexton +1
#148 - Comment deleted 03/19/2013 on Creepy 0
#42 - They made you do that in the morning every day!? I only remem…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Walmart Kills Souls 0
User avatar #64 - fyeahpkmn (03/19/2013) [-]
i also dont work everyday but it happens everyday
User avatar #63 - fyeahpkmn (03/19/2013) [-]
Yup every day! not as bad as walmart though xD the HR would be talking about the goal of todays sales and get everyone pumped up by yelling
#47 - Now that I know you arent trash-talking, that's got to be one … 03/18/2013 on Mountain Lion 0
#23 - I used to work at Home Depot and they do something similar to …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Walmart Kills Souls +2
#39 - fyeahpkmn (03/19/2013) [-]
i know exactly what you mean... 6 am right before opening, fucking pep rally. every day...
#42 - iheartfapping (03/19/2013) [-]
They made you do that in the morning every day!? I only remember having to do it at employee meetings and such, I was on the lot so I never showed up that early. That place was so gay...the amount of shit they expected me to do for $7.65 an hour...fuck that place and all those dumb fuck airheaded contractor douche customers and their shitty parking and not putting their fucking carts back. Wow...I really want to shoot the place up now.
User avatar #64 - fyeahpkmn (03/19/2013) [-]
i also dont work everyday but it happens everyday
User avatar #63 - fyeahpkmn (03/19/2013) [-]
Yup every day! not as bad as walmart though xD the HR would be talking about the goal of todays sales and get everyone pumped up by yelling
#46 - An FJ user apologized. I'm...i'm so touched... 03/18/2013 on Mountain Lion +1
#44 - Are you saying I'm a no-talent artist? The reason I use rage …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Mountain Lion 0
User avatar #45 - raigen (03/18/2013) [-]
No i'm not saying you're a no talent artist, I was just explaining how they can be useful but you're right.. I did sound a bit...douchey with that.. sorry.
#46 - iheartfapping (03/18/2013) [-]
An FJ user apologized. I'm...i'm so touched...
#24 - *brofist*  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Mountain Lion +4
#25 - ilovehitler (03/17/2013) [-]
#35 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37 - ilovehitler (03/17/2013) [-]
...what did I do that you remember me from?

Was it you I raped?
#22 - OMG your username!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Mountain Lion +7
User avatar #23 - ilovehitler (03/17/2013) [-]
You love fapping, I love hitler.
Let's compromise and fap to hitler.
#24 - iheartfapping (03/17/2013) [-]
*brofist*
#25 - ilovehitler (03/17/2013) [-]
#35 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37 - ilovehitler (03/17/2013) [-]
...what did I do that you remember me from?

Was it you I raped?
#12 - Picture 03/17/2013 on Mountain Lion -2
#10 - Picture 03/17/2013 on Mountain Lion -2
#83 - *I want to know how it goes 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
#82 - Make it clear that isn't just two friends going to prom. Tell…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
User avatar #84 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
Do I make it clear in asking her, or at the dance? And I probably won't be getting laid after this night, but maybe eventually. Maybe.
User avatar #83 - iheartfapping (03/16/2013) [-]
*I want to know how it goes
#188 - Picture 03/16/2013 on Game Logic +1
#32 - Is...is that a tentacle dildo? You know what...don't… 03/16/2013 on The 90s. +4
#6 - nope  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Myrainbowapelover +3
#63 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
nope
#41 - Don't make it seem too platonic either, if she doesn't know yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2013 on HE DID IT! 0
User avatar #81 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
How exactly does one do that?
User avatar #82 - iheartfapping (03/16/2013) [-]
Make it clear that isn't just two friends going to prom. Tell her how beautiful she looks. Slow dance with her. And when its all about to end, and you're looking in her eyes and it feels right, make that first kiss. Oh, and I want to how it goes. If my advice gets someone laid, I feel like part of me got laid, too.
User avatar #84 - iliekcereal (03/16/2013) [-]
Do I make it clear in asking her, or at the dance? And I probably won't be getting laid after this night, but maybe eventually. Maybe.
User avatar #83 - iheartfapping (03/16/2013) [-]
*I want to know how it goes
#85 - I wish I could tell you How I really feel I see you on… 03/16/2013 on Such ungrateful girls on... +3
#2 - Comment deleted 03/16/2013 on His true face +1

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User avatar #9 - shayschamp (03/09/2012) [-]
You! where are you from?
User avatar #10 to #10 - iheartfapping (03/09/2012) [-]
Buffalo, NY, USA
User avatar #11 to #11 - shayschamp (03/09/2012) [-]
Oh, alright... I'm looking for people from livingston county, do you know anyone from around here?
User avatar #12 to #12 - iheartfapping (03/09/2012) [-]
I don't.
#8 - jaynecobb (11/15/2011) [-]
your content is amazing! thumbs for you!!
your content is amazing! thumbs for you!!
#4 - CallMeCrisco (05/05/2011) [-]
I can haz Metal Gear buddy? In honor of your name, I come bearing this gift...
#5 to #4 - iheartfapping (05/06/2011) [-]
Thank you, friend.
#1 - bobJML (03/15/2011) [-]
I herd u liek fapping?
I herd u liek fapping?
User avatar #2 to #1 - iheartfapping (03/17/2011) [-]
Love it...
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