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#24 - 155 millimeter bayonet!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on American... +6
#33 - killerblue (10/01/2013) [-]
Such is the life of a guardsman
User avatar #25 - ironsliver (10/01/2013) [-]
Fuck yes! Hard men! Doing hard work! Durring hard times! .... That gives me a hard on! But not in the gay way! ((I need the .gif of Rocko saying this!))
#23 - Picture 10/01/2013 on American... +11
#23 - Picture 10/01/2013 on More vodka +13
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2013 on More vodka +3
#29 - doubledisme (10/01/2013) [-]
this was great thank you
but my main proplem was that there were three raps about AKs (and one was about the whole AK platform)
but now I think im gonna make a thread to expand on this
#168 - 6' 4" 230 bro... are you at a healthy weight? 09/30/2013 on Saw something about being... 0
#6 - Picture 09/30/2013 on There and back again... +4
#21 - what if they didn't have oil though?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Life On Other Planets 0
User avatar #26 - konradkurze (09/30/2013) [-]
if they have anything of value, oil, diamonds, gold....usa would loot it
#20 - or they do those things to us .gif unrelated 09/30/2013 on Life On Other Planets +1
#363 - short white guy can almost dunk 09/30/2013 on Advantages of being short +1
#110 - the point is they pronounce it in a way that their language di…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Mexico +3
#160 - endospore (09/30/2013) [-]
It's an old word back from the mayans (I think) when it x was pronounced as an h. There's also a town called Oaxaca (pronounced wah-hah-cah) and other examples.

It's like ragging on the USA for having so many states and towns named for Native American words.
#56 - and then it turns out it is the most sucessful program that wa… 09/29/2013 on Reading the first draft of... 0
#79 - some people (like me) understood pi, but just never could pict… 09/28/2013 on I thought it was cool 0
#3 - Comment deleted 09/27/2013 on Vreeble Deeble Greeble 0
#24 - sorry, first paragraph from google 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
#23 - Christianity tends to take beliefs quite seriously. The early …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
User avatar #24 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
sorry, first paragraph from google
#16 - and this piece of cloth obsessive people are all point… 09/27/2013 on Shit. 0
#21 - christianity is a massive thing that means they believe jesus …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
User avatar #22 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
That's a very basic understanding of the Christian belief. A quick Google search would tell you all you need to know and more.
User avatar #23 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
Christianity tends to take beliefs quite seriously. The early fathers and councils carefully distinguished between "orthodoxy" from "heresy" in an effort to preserve what they saw as the true Christian message. In the Middle Ages, established doctrine was carefully safeguarded, and in the 16th century, reformers called for the stripping away of superfluous doctrines and emphasized true faith as the only requirement for salvation. And Christian beliefs remain important today: the many denominations within Christianity center primarily around matters of doctrine rather than practice.



this just says that pretty much every single christian other than catholics are just reformed christians. it doesn't seem very fair to leave a group of people and then say that the originals are the odd ones out
User avatar #24 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
sorry, first paragraph from google
#16 - what? catholics are christians am i missing something?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
User avatar #17 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
While very similar, they are in fact separate beliefs. For example, Christians have no qualms with birth control, but it is strictly forbidden in Catholicism.
User avatar #21 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
christianity is a massive thing that means they believe jesus was the son of God. how do catholics not fit that?
User avatar #22 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
That's a very basic understanding of the Christian belief. A quick Google search would tell you all you need to know and more.
User avatar #23 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
Christianity tends to take beliefs quite seriously. The early fathers and councils carefully distinguished between "orthodoxy" from "heresy" in an effort to preserve what they saw as the true Christian message. In the Middle Ages, established doctrine was carefully safeguarded, and in the 16th century, reformers called for the stripping away of superfluous doctrines and emphasized true faith as the only requirement for salvation. And Christian beliefs remain important today: the many denominations within Christianity center primarily around matters of doctrine rather than practice.



this just says that pretty much every single christian other than catholics are just reformed christians. it doesn't seem very fair to leave a group of people and then say that the originals are the odd ones out
User avatar #24 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
sorry, first paragraph from google
#14 - while I agree, I must ask, why did catholic and christian get …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
User avatar #25 - largeheadphones (09/27/2013) [-]
They are the same religion pretty much, but the people often act differently.
User avatar #15 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
Probably because they're different religions, but who knows?
User avatar #16 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
what?
catholics are christians
am i missing something?
User avatar #17 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
While very similar, they are in fact separate beliefs. For example, Christians have no qualms with birth control, but it is strictly forbidden in Catholicism.
User avatar #21 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
christianity is a massive thing that means they believe jesus was the son of God. how do catholics not fit that?
User avatar #22 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
That's a very basic understanding of the Christian belief. A quick Google search would tell you all you need to know and more.
User avatar #23 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
Christianity tends to take beliefs quite seriously. The early fathers and councils carefully distinguished between "orthodoxy" from "heresy" in an effort to preserve what they saw as the true Christian message. In the Middle Ages, established doctrine was carefully safeguarded, and in the 16th century, reformers called for the stripping away of superfluous doctrines and emphasized true faith as the only requirement for salvation. And Christian beliefs remain important today: the many denominations within Christianity center primarily around matters of doctrine rather than practice.



this just says that pretty much every single christian other than catholics are just reformed christians. it doesn't seem very fair to leave a group of people and then say that the originals are the odd ones out
User avatar #24 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
sorry, first paragraph from google
#9 - Picture 09/27/2013 on An engineer 0
#13 - *into anus* 09/23/2013 on Wild boars eat rhino grass,... 0
#19 - does anybody by chance have just the bottom .gif? 09/23/2013 on Justmilitarythings -1
#25 - I rolled a one while one of my lower stat characters was tryin… 09/23/2013 on tumblr, dnd, outside 0
#18 - explain please, I am not seeing  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow 0
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - but this one is the truly mind-blowing one  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +10
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
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