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ihaveakeyboard

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Gender: male
Age: 21
X-box Gamertag: spartan of war7
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:7/06/2012
Last Login:5/28/2015
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#17 - Picture 10/27/2013 on Plan 0
#52 - what was it?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on buttsex 0
#57 - fistpump (10/27/2013) [-]
a monkey tickling its anus whilst reciting the entire repertoire of HMS Pinafore.
he was an eeeeeeeeeeeeeengggliiiiiiiiiiiiish.... man!
#56 - plus that actually better matches the avatar's geography. cool. 10/27/2013 on Hank, the last propane bender +2
#46 - war >greentexts 10/27/2013 on Punchline +1
#12 - I am mostly sure the person in the foreground is a girl after … 10/26/2013 on forced perspective +1
#82 - Picture 10/26/2013 on In his deathless state 0
#9 - I put everything into luck one game on easy. I mean everything… 10/25/2013 on Battle Music 0
#47 - you just pissed me off so goddamn much with these  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Everyday problems 0
User avatar #55 - illutvar (10/25/2013) [-]
what type of tire is that? i want to try this.....
#35 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Life of Mewtwo +3
#67 - zimbagwe (10/25/2013) [-]
I didn't know Mewtwo was a part of Megadeth.

Megadeth - Captive Honour (With Lyrics)
#72 - Absolute Madman (10/25/2013) [-]
The guys from Megadeth weren't the ones who originally wrote that sentence.
#73 - zimbagwe (10/25/2013) [-]
I know, i wasn't calling him out on it. Just thought it was humorous to me.
#12 - I feel like it shuld have been batbatman 10/25/2013 on Bat City +8
#36 - I usually capture my first pokemon, and then release my starte…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on not a very long search +1
User avatar #39 - jacksipian (10/25/2013) [-]
yeah, that was basically my plan in red/blue/firered/leafgreen, i'd catch a level 2 male pidgey (thats important, it cant be a level 3 male, or a level 2 female because that shit will suck ASS later on in comparison), and only train that pokemon, it gets so strong that it can beat brock no problem and i can solo the entire game with just that pokemon, i even beat the elite four with my pideot and cannon fodder, in SRE i do the same with aron usually, or some other pokemon sometimes, i cant remember which ones though
#157 - thank you 10/24/2013 on For all you lovers out there 0
#34 - pft. traning your pokemon equally? rookie move  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2013 on not a very long search +2
User avatar #35 - princessren (10/24/2013) [-]
I have OCD about that
User avatar #36 - ihaveakeyboard (10/24/2013) [-]
I usually capture my first pokemon, and then release my starter.
I keep only that pokemon and one or two HM slaves
User avatar #39 - jacksipian (10/25/2013) [-]
yeah, that was basically my plan in red/blue/firered/leafgreen, i'd catch a level 2 male pidgey (thats important, it cant be a level 3 male, or a level 2 female because that shit will suck ASS later on in comparison), and only train that pokemon, it gets so strong that it can beat brock no problem and i can solo the entire game with just that pokemon, i even beat the elite four with my pideot and cannon fodder, in SRE i do the same with aron usually, or some other pokemon sometimes, i cant remember which ones though
#144 - where are these videos?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on For all you lovers out there 0
User avatar #155 - seras (10/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #157 - ihaveakeyboard (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you
#5 - the human mind can expand infinitily inwards. it does not actu… 10/24/2013 on human mind 0
#14 - dickbutt 10/24/2013 on How to get top comment on... 0
#193 - thank you, I am in fact an atroshious speller … 10/23/2013 on Just some facts! 0
#35 - I actually feel like it changes in two or three spots 10/23/2013 on No wait, I think I see it 0
#7 - I piss in the middle of the water in order to make as much noi… 10/23/2013 on two types 0
#27 - homosexuals are faggots 10/23/2013 on Funnyjunkers are quite... -1
#52 - you caught me in case I didn't make it clear, I was …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Just some facts! 0
User avatar #59 - adu (10/23/2013) [-]
facetious*
You're not doing a very good job convincing us of your intelligence.
User avatar #193 - ihaveakeyboard (10/23/2013) [-]
thank you, I am in fact an atroshious speller

that one was intentional
#49 - the intelligence one is obviously a lie!!! I never dream!!!!  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Just some facts! +2
#73 - Absolute Madman (10/23/2013) [-]
Everyone dreams. You just do not remember your dreams (REM sleep (the stage in sleep where you dream) is very important.
#51 - BlackBerru (10/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #98 - BlizzXonetwothree (10/23/2013) [-]
What if I dream a lot but I'm not very intelligent?
User avatar #99 - BlackBerru (10/23/2013) [-]
you have the shittiest luck
#100 - BlizzXonetwothree (10/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 - kikisu (10/23/2013) [-]
I've got narcolepsy, so I dream even when I'm awake! Go me! not really, it's horrifying to have waking dreams.
#52 - ihaveakeyboard (10/23/2013) [-]
you caught me
in case I didn't make it clear, I was being fecicious in my last post
User avatar #59 - adu (10/23/2013) [-]
facetious*
You're not doing a very good job convincing us of your intelligence.
User avatar #193 - ihaveakeyboard (10/23/2013) [-]
thank you, I am in fact an atroshious speller

that one was intentional
#66 - Chinese Communist! 10/23/2013 on immaturity +1
#50 - I prefer this one 10/23/2013 on A Second Chance +2
#13 - 193 cm master race  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Metric +18
User avatar #183 - tonkkax (10/22/2013) [-]
194,7 cm master race
#55 - itrinx (10/22/2013) [-]
19cm master race
User avatar #26 - winiacz (10/22/2013) [-]
HIGH Five!

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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #2 to #1 - ihaveakeyboard (01/08/2015) [-]
**** you too buddy.
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