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Date Signed Up:7/06/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8220
Highest Content Rank:#3324
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Level 61 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 62 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
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#62 - keep... the number... of thumbs... perfect 03/20/2014 on paki things +3
#136 - major major major major 03/19/2014 on You've been warned 0
#30 - I can kiss my hand, in the mirror, just not on the mirror 03/18/2014 on Top 21 Neil deGrasse Twitters +2
#43 - you did it by hand. Solo  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Romantic 0
#55 - wimwam (03/18/2014) [-]
#36 - why do some people have orange names, I seem to have missed this  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on I Really Underappreciated KoTH 0
User avatar #47 - Mahazama (03/18/2014) [-]
mods
#395 - okay, I don't disagree with you here. nut that still doesn't c… 03/15/2014 on Abortion 0
#54 - I don't know what to call it, but some people I know (admitted… 03/14/2014 on You see Ivan... 0
#52 - I know people who I would certainly classify as having a menta…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on You see Ivan... 0
User avatar #53 - thefunnyside (03/14/2014) [-]
Anorexia Athletica?
User avatar #54 - ihaveakeyboard (03/14/2014) [-]
I don't know what to call it, but some people I know (admittedly only three or four though) just do not stop lifting and get mental anguish when they cant
#51 - "Its always faster to switch weapons than reload!" 03/14/2014 on You see Ivan... +1
#102 - this actually reminds me of a girl that got hit in the face by… 03/14/2014 on Oops +1
#49 - whats the orange name for? 03/04/2014 on :eltiT 0
#95 - Taps is legitametly the saddest song in the world to me  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on link to song in desc 0
#119 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
BOOO!
#28 - seconded 01/14/2014 on brilliant +1
#22 - "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!" -Ghandi 12/31/2013 on Pope Francis the Great 0
#21 - it didn't though 12/31/2013 on Pope Francis the Great +1
#15 - #4 is called italics 12/31/2013 on Mature Truths 0
#34 - wtf 12/31/2013 on Goat Tower 0
#57 - Comment deleted 12/09/2013 on Racism +6
#51 - putin is a far more photogenic dictator!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2013 on Hungry? +1
#53 - soundofwinter (12/08/2013) [-]
Pu, smells like pootin!
#46 - is sullball the new soundofwinter?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Hungry? +1
#49 - soundofwinter (12/08/2013) [-]
The fuck you say?
#51 - ihaveakeyboard (12/08/2013) [-]
putin is a far more photogenic dictator!
#53 - soundofwinter (12/08/2013) [-]
Pu, smells like pootin!
#53 - played civ IV recently and lost 7 battles in a row at 90% …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2013 on I still feel unsatisfied +1
User avatar #64 - mitchr (12/05/2013) [-]
Try Fire Emblem.
1% crit rate? In actuality, it's far closer to 30%, no matter what the screen says.
And, naturally, when they do crit, it's in an instakill situation.

Basically, the Random Number God is a total asshole.
#101 - guythatdisagrees (12/06/2013) [-]
I have a theory.

The deity that gave power to things that are random, randomly killed all other powers. Thus making all forces random.

Or it randomly died.
Or doesn't fucking exist.
User avatar #105 - mitchr (12/06/2013) [-]
Why not both?

We're getting into some Quantum/Schrodinger stuff here, though.

Which... come to think of it, that fits the subject matter very well.
#106 - guythatdisagrees (12/06/2013) [-]
I don't philosophy
#126 - jmillenium (12/06/2013) [-]
More like physics actually.
#177 - guythatdisagrees (12/06/2013) [-]
Oh.

I don't theoretical physicals.
#510 - Crazy Zombie Kingdom 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault 0
#5 - the sims 11/28/2013 on Stop it, please 0
#49 - DJ 4Dm1N 11/28/2013 on DJ Bill Murray +5
#50 - lets go Steelers! 11/25/2013 on (untitled) 0
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
fuck you
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