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X-box Gamertag: spartan of war7
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:7/06/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#15058
Highest Content Rank:#3324
Highest Comment Rank:#936
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#105 - I really expected dickbutt, not ponies  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Funnyjunk trolls in a nutshell 0
User avatar #106 - drtrousersnake (05/13/2014) [-]
Everybody loves dickbutt ever since admin outlawed him.
User avatar #107 - ihaveakeyboard (05/13/2014) [-]
I have personally always loved dickbutt. does anybody know where he started from though?
User avatar #110 - sladee (05/13/2014) [-]
I think it's something that lived mostly if not purely in Funnyjunk
#120 - the dreaming one can't be true. I never dream  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Random Fact Comp 31 +10
#210 - migueldecervantes (05/13/2014) [-]
Math never lies.
#144 - psst... thumbnail  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on bitch I'm a tank 0
User avatar #206 - dachief (05/12/2014) [-]
oops
#134 - what anime is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Decisions 0
User avatar #138 - optimussum (05/11/2014) [-]
sakurasou no pet na kanojo
#5 - I remember seeing lamar smith as a lurker. what did it censor again? 05/08/2014 on Scumbag steve 0
#49 - its called hentai and now its art  [+] (8 new replies) 05/08/2014 on My Reaction +58
User avatar #50 - hydromatic (05/08/2014) [-]
I don't like loli.

That edit is just making it worse.
User avatar #147 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/09/2014) [-]
It's fucking disgusting man. Why the fuck would people be attracted to that sort of shit.
User avatar #149 - hydromatic (05/09/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's never bothered me too much. The only thing i don't like about it is that it sometimes leads to real CP.

Which is fucked up beyond repair.
#77 - hydromatic (05/09/2014) [-]
Hey mynamewasgone am i not allowed to not like loli?

Excuse me for finding only women that are fully sexually developed attractive.


Cunt
User avatar #81 - mynamewasgone (05/09/2014) [-]
You bug me is all
#82 - hydromatic (05/09/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Can't please everyone.



As long as you don't red thumb me because i don't like loli stuff. That's just silly
User avatar #90 - keltainenlumi (05/09/2014) [-]
Well people are allowed to do what they want with their votes. And 1 red isn't that bad bro.
User avatar #91 - hydromatic (05/09/2014) [-]
Of course. Just wanted to make sure he didn't do it because i don't like loli

#79 - Picture 05/08/2014 on When my girlfriend joins me... +3
#130 - I feel soundofwinter would like/hate this content  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on For glorious revolution of... 0
#151 - soundofwinter (05/09/2014) [-]
You think wrong, communists are of the devil
#603 - Comment deleted 05/03/2014 on inconcievable 0
#15 - You should always think twice I have an awful co…  [+] (24 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Fps Logic +77
User avatar #141 - economyexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Tried for hours to fight my way through without the phosphorus... When I was about to give up, I had to give the controller to my friend so I wouldn't feel so damn guilty getting through that point.
#126 - flnonymousseven (04/30/2014) [-]
well the game fucking kills you if you don't so yeah.
User avatar #79 - sirfiiddlesticks (04/30/2014) [-]
I hesitated at first. I knew that those were civs inside, but I had no choice but to fire it...
User avatar #48 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/30/2014) [-]
I fired without hesitation because I had no idea the people were in the blast radius. I just assumed the game would only make it hit the bad guys. That was wrong.
#44 - threeofclubs (04/30/2014) [-]
Never even got that far. Random locals attacking for no reason? Sure, light 'em up (they had a reason to but I didn't know that at the time). Guys ON MY SIDE who have every reason to think I'm evil? No, especially when we had every opportunity to start a dialog or retreat.
I don't think of it as a loss on my part, after I quit and read up on it I decided that "Do this thing! GOTCHA, now you're a horrible person!" wasn't a reflection on modern shooter, it was just the writers being smug jerks.
User avatar #41 - fitemeirlbro (04/30/2014) [-]
i did too
User avatar #32 - amusingusername (04/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to play this game but the internet has spoiled the relevant plot twist to me a long time ago.
#38 - trainalf (04/30/2014) [-]
Play it anyway. I'd heard the spoilers, and I'd watched all the scenes via youtube. But the shock hit me like a wrecking ball still when I finally got it. The true feels only happen when your holding the controller.
User avatar #17 - louharken (04/30/2014) [-]
i tried to go down there to see if there was some way to not kill them, that game was so awful yet amazing at the same time
User avatar #28 - karson (04/30/2014) [-]
yeah, ditto, I tried to just shoot it out and the game wouldn't let me.
User avatar #19 - stgfilitov (04/30/2014) [-]
The only game i know where you use white phosphorous is Homefront. Is that what you're talking about?
User avatar #20 - louharken (04/30/2014) [-]
Spec Ops: The Line, its the source of the image, you use phosphorous to burn an entire military camp unknowingly filled with survivors you were trying to rescue the whole time
User avatar #24 - stgfilitov (04/30/2014) [-]
Sounds fucked up. With Homefront the part that is shocking is you hear the screams of the people when the shells go off. Fuckin PTSD simulator 2011
User avatar #49 - sircool (04/30/2014) [-]
homefront made it look like an effective weapon that should be used all together.

Spec ops made it look like the maw of hell opened. You're forced to walk through the area you bombed, hear and see still burning men scream for mercy or death. Then you turn to see the most common horror of conflict involving explosives. Unintended targets.

You see a full tent full of scorched corpses, the flesh burnt from their bones. A mother who's skin appears to have been barbecued off, holding the remains of what appears to be her baby, frozen in the last seconds of their life as she tries to turn her child away in a desperate and futile attempt to save them.
User avatar #182 - stgfilitov (04/30/2014) [-]
I know what happened in spec ops.

Well homefront did make you walk through it after it went off where everyone is still screaming and walking around aimlessly while they burn.
User avatar #183 - sircool (05/01/2014) [-]
spec ops makes you go through the effects during and after. Being a target and targeting. Basically seeing it from both ends of the barrel, and the end results.
User avatar #184 - stgfilitov (05/01/2014) [-]
Well in Homefront the mortar misfires and the shell lands on top of you but because game logic you don't burn to death or get hurt. White Phosphorous is fucked up, end of story.
User avatar #25 - louharken (04/30/2014) [-]
Woah, that sounds hardcore, i feel the urge to play it. Should i get it?
User avatar #26 - stgfilitov (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah it's pretty good but there's some fucked up scene. Also it's basically Red Dawn (2013 version) the game but your a Pilot in Occupied Colorado and you fight your way to SF.
User avatar #27 - louharken (04/30/2014) [-]
Sounds awesome. Ill go get it right now thanks for the insight!
User avatar #29 - stgfilitov (04/30/2014) [-]
The game was made before Kim Jong Il died and correctly predicted Kim Jong-Un would success him. (2spooky)
User avatar #60 - cookiel (04/30/2014) [-]
Is it bad that I now want to get/play it just so I can play through this scene?
User avatar #181 - stgfilitov (04/30/2014) [-]
maybe
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
What the fuck man
#6 - only issue this watch has 04/29/2014 on I'd buy it +6
#20 - epic jewfro my brother  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Tell me this is not accurate +5
#39 - nibbero (04/30/2014) [-]
Take this
User avatar #45 - kungfulouie (04/30/2014) [-]
Thumbed for excellence
User avatar #60 - savaed (04/30/2014) [-]
he didnt make it
User avatar #68 - nibbero (05/01/2014) [-]
giffythetoad made it and I told him to caption it: [JEWFRO INTENSIFIES]
User avatar #69 - giffythetoad (05/01/2014) [-]
Glorious hair. ;3
#10 - instead of highlighting the fact, I would have liked it if OP … 04/29/2014 on well put, youtube +10
#22 - ? i am ignorant. explanation is needed  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Cardinals 0
User avatar #24 - propanex (04/29/2014) [-]
someone is pointing at them, they are confused at who the person wants to talk to.
#28 - reminds me of catch 22 major major major was the army's on… 04/29/2014 on perfectly named marine +1
#124 - does it seriously not contain the letter e? is that one true? … 04/29/2014 on Random Fact Comp 8 0
#43 - trigonal bi pyramidal is my favorite chemistry term 04/29/2014 on Finals week 0
#214 - this was well put 04/28/2014 on Soviet Strong 0
#57 - it is normal type pokemon I thought? 04/27/2014 on The Elements of Pokemon 0
#11 - I think they meant oxygen as in O2 at the beginning, not the a… 04/25/2014 on 5 Seconds Without Oxygen +1
#21 - at least where I live (south) we say la tt er 04/25/2014 on Knot Even Once +1
#205 - my school had constant references to it being pet appreciation… 04/25/2014 on White Power +1
#204 - you are a Serbian -Japanese hybrid? I am just messin… 04/25/2014 on White Power 0
#168 - you ****** up man, he actually has the sun betwee… 04/25/2014 on Soonset 0
#29 - Why dont we just call it a draw instead  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on justgirlythings 0
User avatar #30 - unicornmangina (04/25/2014) [-]
yes
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