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#18 - explain please, I am not seeing  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow 0
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - but this one is the truly mind-blowing one  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +10
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#4 - also, this gif is kinda in the same spirit here  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow 0
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
User avatar #18 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
explain please, I am not seeing
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
but this one is the truly mind-blowing one
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#3 - why not this one also  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +4
#4 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
also, this gif is kinda in the same spirit here
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
User avatar #18 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
explain please, I am not seeing
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
but this one is the truly mind-blowing one
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#2 - and this one  [+] (8 new replies) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +5
#10 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i.
#3 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
why not this one also
#4 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
also, this gif is kinda in the same spirit here
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
User avatar #18 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
explain please, I am not seeing
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
but this one is the truly mind-blowing one
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#1 - hey guys, check out this .gif  [+] (10 new replies) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +5
#7 - cutiepyro (09/22/2013) [-]
#2 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
and this one
#10 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i.
#3 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
why not this one also
#4 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
also, this gif is kinda in the same spirit here
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
User avatar #18 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
explain please, I am not seeing
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
but this one is the truly mind-blowing one
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#25 - God almighty, why must the third one be so damn true 09/22/2013 on Three Ways (OC) 0
#16 - what from?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2013 on That's sweet. +2
User avatar #104 - mcfattyfatty (09/23/2013) [-]
www.funimation.com/haganai Not all of it has been dubbed but its still fantastic.
User avatar #17 - cleomech (09/21/2013) [-]
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

The MC looks like a delinquent with his natural blonde hair and has trouble making friends. He joins the Neighbours Club which is filled with GIRLS whose sole purpose is to make friends. Thus hilarity ensues.

Pro tip: "Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai NEXT" is the second season, don't be a dumbass and watch it first like I did (the first season is sort of hard to find?).
#42 - mr skeltal (09/22/2013) [-]
thanks now i know where all my porn comes from!
#36 - I have to say, France has this round, they got it hands down i… 09/21/2013 on There has always been swag +1
#58 - oh, just trying to be funny. and apparently failing  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Hi +1
#59 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
It's okay, try actually adding a joke next time rather than just misquoting it.


Not really important, but it should be "...I've said"? because you are asking the question, but the quote wasn't said as a question.
User avatar #76 - arstya (09/21/2013) [-]
That forehead...not even bangs can hide that.
#85 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
#49 - "Thinking embarrassing **** about the I've s…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Hi 0
User avatar #80 - cthumoo (09/21/2013) [-]
'Thinking embarrassing shit about embarrassing I've the embarrassing said'*
User avatar #54 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
"Thinking about the embarrassing shit I've said."
I'm sure you're just being a smart ass otherwise you should seek help if you truly could not figure out how to read it.
#58 - ihaveakeyboard (09/21/2013) [-]
oh, just trying to be funny. and apparently failing
#59 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
It's okay, try actually adding a joke next time rather than just misquoting it.


Not really important, but it should be "...I've said"? because you are asking the question, but the quote wasn't said as a question.
User avatar #76 - arstya (09/21/2013) [-]
That forehead...not even bangs can hide that.
#85 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
#134 - yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that **** . peo… 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... 0
#132 - sure, its alex  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... 0
User avatar #133 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
that's a common nickname?
User avatar #134 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that shit. people just say alex instead
#130 - damn, people enjoyed this thread  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... 0
User avatar #131 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
Can you now tell me your name?
#132 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
sure, its alex
User avatar #133 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
that's a common nickname?
User avatar #134 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that shit. people just say alex instead
#129 - yeah, basically 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... +1
#44 - why thank you sir  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... 0
User avatar #127 - niggastolemyname (09/19/2013) [-]
holy fucking shit i want to know how to make these
#41 - Its okay lil' ***** , its gonna be fine  [+] (8 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... +17
#42 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
oh god, that gif
User avatar #130 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
damn, people enjoyed this thread
User avatar #131 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
Can you now tell me your name?
#132 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
sure, its alex
User avatar #133 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
that's a common nickname?
User avatar #134 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that shit. people just say alex instead
#44 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
why thank you sir
User avatar #127 - niggastolemyname (09/19/2013) [-]
holy fucking shit i want to know how to make these
#39 - a common nickname  [+] (13 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... +34
User avatar #53 - utasco (09/19/2013) [-]
at least you didn't have Forest as a name and hear "RUUUNN FAARRREST RUUUUUN" every time i was in p.e, im in Alabama i know fuck me right?
#82 - zourch (09/19/2013) [-]
people call me that when im running and my names austin
so if your names really is forest you carry a heavy burden
and i am sorry for you

mfw they say it
User avatar #43 - dillard1 (09/19/2013) [-]
It's Dick, isn't it
#40 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
Fine.
#41 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
Its okay lil' nigga, its gonna be fine
#42 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
oh god, that gif
User avatar #130 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
damn, people enjoyed this thread
User avatar #131 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
Can you now tell me your name?
#132 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
sure, its alex
User avatar #133 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
that's a common nickname?
User avatar #134 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that shit. people just say alex instead
#44 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
why thank you sir
User avatar #127 - niggastolemyname (09/19/2013) [-]
holy fucking shit i want to know how to make these
#12 - wherew does it ever say that you should kill non-believers? …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Vegan Club +2
#30 - pkrbarmoviea (09/19/2013) [-]
It says so in the bible... On many occasions. Have you even read it?
#22 - alexandervascus (09/19/2013) [-]
Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

But to be perfectly honest that shit is Old Testament, everything was crazy in Old Testament. I'm not an atheist either, I'm agnostic, I don't know if there's a God or not and I don't really trouble with it. I'm neutral here

Gif related
#35 - I got in a huge argument with my sixth grade teacher on what m…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... +58
User avatar #104 - cyborgturtle (09/19/2013) [-]
What is your name?

Is it Alex?, John?, Nick?, Tom?, Joe?
#85 - spikedude (09/19/2013) [-]
:o a still version of this is my desktop background
User avatar #83 - thepandaking (09/19/2013) [-]
Hello, Bob.



Nick?
Jack?
shit, it's gotta be one of these.
User avatar #119 - animedudej (09/19/2013) [-]
HIS NAME IS NICKLEJACK


*screams externally*
User avatar #63 - randomlunchbox (09/19/2013) [-]
My 8th grade history teacher tried telling my friend his name isn't what he has pronounced it as his whole life. His name is Stephan, but she called him Steven so he said my name is Stephan not Steven; She raged yelling "IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY IT IS PRONOUNCED STEVEN!" She retired after that year.
User avatar #61 - zerokiller (09/19/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is that (just an example) your name is Dave, but your teacher thought it was short for David? She insisted on calling you David even though your name is Dave? Again, that was just an example, because I don't what you're name is.
User avatar #129 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah, basically
User avatar #38 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
so...what is your name?
User avatar #39 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
a common nickname
User avatar #53 - utasco (09/19/2013) [-]
at least you didn't have Forest as a name and hear "RUUUNN FAARRREST RUUUUUN" every time i was in p.e, im in Alabama i know fuck me right?
#82 - zourch (09/19/2013) [-]
people call me that when im running and my names austin
so if your names really is forest you carry a heavy burden
and i am sorry for you

mfw they say it
User avatar #43 - dillard1 (09/19/2013) [-]
It's Dick, isn't it
#40 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
Fine.
#41 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
Its okay lil' nigga, its gonna be fine
#42 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
oh god, that gif
User avatar #130 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
damn, people enjoyed this thread
User avatar #131 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
Can you now tell me your name?
#132 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
sure, its alex
User avatar #133 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
that's a common nickname?
User avatar #134 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that shit. people just say alex instead
#44 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
why thank you sir
User avatar #127 - niggastolemyname (09/19/2013) [-]
holy fucking shit i want to know how to make these
#11 - "nut as it as they cant my eat, then wank fl" … 09/15/2013 on Kill It With Fire +10
#31 - you can't be president .gif unrelated 09/15/2013 on Nature +2
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2013 on Loving Elderly Couple +1
#36 - LifeIsADisease (09/13/2013) [-]
#67 - as a 17 year old, why the **** not 09/10/2013 on Absolut Discuss ting 0
#20 - I never understood that turn of phrase... anyone care to explain?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Just me and my GF nbd 0
#27 - mr skeltal (09/10/2013) [-]
People were believed to be born under "stars" that determined their fate, luck, so on so further, which also serves as a basis for astrology.
Star crossed lovers were people who had stars that made them compatible on a personal level, but extremely imcopatible romantically, resulting in tragedy, usually one or more deaths.
Not always, mind you. Take Butcher's Harry Dresden and Karrin Murphy (from the Dresden Files. They refuse to date since they believe (correctly) that they are star crossed.
Major spoilers ahead for fans of the series.
They finally agree to date, and Harry get's shot and dies. The next book is him solving his own murder.
He didn't die.
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