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#24 - sorry, first paragraph from google 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
#23 - Christianity tends to take beliefs quite seriously. The early …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
User avatar #24 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
sorry, first paragraph from google
#16 - and this piece of cloth obsessive people are all point… 09/27/2013 on Shit. 0
#21 - christianity is a massive thing that means they believe jesus …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
User avatar #22 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
That's a very basic understanding of the Christian belief. A quick Google search would tell you all you need to know and more.
User avatar #23 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
Christianity tends to take beliefs quite seriously. The early fathers and councils carefully distinguished between "orthodoxy" from "heresy" in an effort to preserve what they saw as the true Christian message. In the Middle Ages, established doctrine was carefully safeguarded, and in the 16th century, reformers called for the stripping away of superfluous doctrines and emphasized true faith as the only requirement for salvation. And Christian beliefs remain important today: the many denominations within Christianity center primarily around matters of doctrine rather than practice.



this just says that pretty much every single christian other than catholics are just reformed christians. it doesn't seem very fair to leave a group of people and then say that the originals are the odd ones out
User avatar #24 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
sorry, first paragraph from google
#16 - what? catholics are christians am i missing something?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
User avatar #17 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
While very similar, they are in fact separate beliefs. For example, Christians have no qualms with birth control, but it is strictly forbidden in Catholicism.
User avatar #21 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
christianity is a massive thing that means they believe jesus was the son of God. how do catholics not fit that?
User avatar #22 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
That's a very basic understanding of the Christian belief. A quick Google search would tell you all you need to know and more.
User avatar #23 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
Christianity tends to take beliefs quite seriously. The early fathers and councils carefully distinguished between "orthodoxy" from "heresy" in an effort to preserve what they saw as the true Christian message. In the Middle Ages, established doctrine was carefully safeguarded, and in the 16th century, reformers called for the stripping away of superfluous doctrines and emphasized true faith as the only requirement for salvation. And Christian beliefs remain important today: the many denominations within Christianity center primarily around matters of doctrine rather than practice.



this just says that pretty much every single christian other than catholics are just reformed christians. it doesn't seem very fair to leave a group of people and then say that the originals are the odd ones out
User avatar #24 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
sorry, first paragraph from google
#14 - while I agree, I must ask, why did catholic and christian get …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/27/2013 on It's simple. -1
User avatar #25 - largeheadphones (09/27/2013) [-]
They are the same religion pretty much, but the people often act differently.
User avatar #15 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
Probably because they're different religions, but who knows?
User avatar #16 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
what?
catholics are christians
am i missing something?
User avatar #17 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
While very similar, they are in fact separate beliefs. For example, Christians have no qualms with birth control, but it is strictly forbidden in Catholicism.
User avatar #21 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
christianity is a massive thing that means they believe jesus was the son of God. how do catholics not fit that?
User avatar #22 - thegoodgatsby (09/27/2013) [-]
That's a very basic understanding of the Christian belief. A quick Google search would tell you all you need to know and more.
User avatar #23 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
Christianity tends to take beliefs quite seriously. The early fathers and councils carefully distinguished between "orthodoxy" from "heresy" in an effort to preserve what they saw as the true Christian message. In the Middle Ages, established doctrine was carefully safeguarded, and in the 16th century, reformers called for the stripping away of superfluous doctrines and emphasized true faith as the only requirement for salvation. And Christian beliefs remain important today: the many denominations within Christianity center primarily around matters of doctrine rather than practice.



this just says that pretty much every single christian other than catholics are just reformed christians. it doesn't seem very fair to leave a group of people and then say that the originals are the odd ones out
User avatar #24 - ihaveakeyboard (09/27/2013) [-]
sorry, first paragraph from google
#9 - Picture 09/27/2013 on An engineer 0
#13 - *into anus* 09/23/2013 on Wild boars eat rhino grass,... 0
#19 - does anybody by chance have just the bottom .gif? 09/23/2013 on Justmilitarythings -1
#25 - I rolled a one while one of my lower stat characters was tryin… 09/23/2013 on tumblr, dnd, outside 0
#18 - explain please, I am not seeing  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow 0
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - but this one is the truly mind-blowing one  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +10
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#4 - also, this gif is kinda in the same spirit here  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow 0
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
User avatar #18 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
explain please, I am not seeing
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
but this one is the truly mind-blowing one
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#3 - why not this one also  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +4
#4 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
also, this gif is kinda in the same spirit here
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
User avatar #18 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
explain please, I am not seeing
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
but this one is the truly mind-blowing one
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#2 - and this one  [+] (8 new replies) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +5
#10 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i.
#3 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
why not this one also
#4 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
also, this gif is kinda in the same spirit here
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
User avatar #18 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
explain please, I am not seeing
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
but this one is the truly mind-blowing one
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#1 - hey guys, check out this .gif  [+] (10 new replies) 09/22/2013 on wow, just wow +5
#7 - cutiepyro (09/22/2013) [-]
#2 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
and this one
#10 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i.
#3 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
why not this one also
#4 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
also, this gif is kinda in the same spirit here
User avatar #8 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
User avatar #18 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
explain please, I am not seeing
User avatar #19 - rainbowrush (09/22/2013) [-]
Firstly, that suggest our (or any) solar system moves through the universe like a vortex, wit the sun plowing through.
Secondly, the planets don't rotate like that. They move a lot more like what you learned in elementary school; moving in ovals around the sun, sometimes in front of it, other times behind, but not at all dragged along. You can think of it somewhat like electrons around a core.
#5 - ihaveakeyboard (09/22/2013) [-]
but this one is the truly mind-blowing one
#11 - skyelinesunrise (09/22/2013) [-]
#25 - God almighty, why must the third one be so damn true 09/22/2013 on Three Ways (OC) 0
#16 - what from?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2013 on That's sweet. +2
User avatar #104 - mcfattyfatty (09/23/2013) [-]
www.funimation.com/haganai Not all of it has been dubbed but its still fantastic.
User avatar #17 - cleomech (09/21/2013) [-]
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

The MC looks like a delinquent with his natural blonde hair and has trouble making friends. He joins the Neighbours Club which is filled with GIRLS whose sole purpose is to make friends. Thus hilarity ensues.

Pro tip: "Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai NEXT" is the second season, don't be a dumbass and watch it first like I did (the first season is sort of hard to find?).
#42 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
thanks now i know where all my porn comes from!
#36 - I have to say, France has this round, they got it hands down i… 09/21/2013 on There has always been swag +1
#58 - oh, just trying to be funny. and apparently failing  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Hi +1
#59 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
It's okay, try actually adding a joke next time rather than just misquoting it.


Not really important, but it should be "...I've said"? because you are asking the question, but the quote wasn't said as a question.
User avatar #76 - arstya (09/21/2013) [-]
That forehead...not even bangs can hide that.
#85 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
#49 - "Thinking embarrassing **** about the I've s…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Hi 0
User avatar #80 - cthumoo (09/21/2013) [-]
'Thinking embarrassing shit about embarrassing I've the embarrassing said'*
User avatar #54 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
"Thinking about the embarrassing shit I've said."
I'm sure you're just being a smart ass otherwise you should seek help if you truly could not figure out how to read it.
#58 - ihaveakeyboard (09/21/2013) [-]
oh, just trying to be funny. and apparently failing
#59 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
It's okay, try actually adding a joke next time rather than just misquoting it.


Not really important, but it should be "...I've said"? because you are asking the question, but the quote wasn't said as a question.
User avatar #76 - arstya (09/21/2013) [-]
That forehead...not even bangs can hide that.
#85 - articulate (09/21/2013) [-]
#134 - yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that **** . peo… 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... 0
#132 - sure, its alex  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... 0
User avatar #133 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
that's a common nickname?
User avatar #134 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that shit. people just say alex instead
#130 - damn, people enjoyed this thread  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... 0
User avatar #131 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
Can you now tell me your name?
#132 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
sure, its alex
User avatar #133 - KevinPutt (09/19/2013) [-]
that's a common nickname?
User avatar #134 - ihaveakeyboard (09/19/2013) [-]
yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that shit. people just say alex instead
#129 - yeah, basically 09/19/2013 on Winning an argument against... +1
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