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#436 - **ihateducksauce rolls 510** 284 06/06/2012 on Average rolls in the pony... -2
#115 - Picture 06/06/2012 on Lawsuit -1
#385 - I noticed u didn't have the amazing spider-man in there. Do yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2012 on E3 in a nutshell 0
#388 - steavo (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh, no I love spiderman. I just probably won't buy it on release or pre-order it. I'll probably wait until like 2 months after it's release. I loved Web of Shadows, but the new one just isn't high priority for me right now. I'm still going to get it though.
#731 - In the long run the constant trips to get blasted with radiati…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2012 on I just thought of this. +1
User avatar #735 - Sethorein (06/01/2012) [-]
Except doctors aren't sadistic assholes. -_-"

You're thinking bureaucrats
#703 - My grandpa, and my self to some extent, believe cancer already…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2012 on I just thought of this. 0
#729 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/01/2012) [-]
Naw, if someone found the cure for cancers, they would easily become the richest man in the world. No way they'd withhold something like that.
#731 - ihateducksauce (06/01/2012) [-]
In the long run the constant trips to get blasted with radiation, tested before and after, and check ups for the rest of your life, that's more money than a cure. Then again I'm thinking of a cure like summer flew vaccines.
User avatar #735 - Sethorein (06/01/2012) [-]
Except doctors aren't sadistic assholes. -_-"

You're thinking bureaucrats
#102 - I want a guest appearance from Tony Stark and Bruce Banner on … 06/01/2012 on Simple explanation of... 0
#120 - The candle that burns twice as bright goes out twice as fast. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Seize the day in several... +7
User avatar #129 - thepalmtoptiger (05/27/2012) [-]
That's why I respond with YODO.
#123 - supername (05/27/2012) [-]
because bright candles burn faster?
#145 - burger king is the personification of capitalism. I swear ther… 05/27/2012 on Oh Burger King.. +2
#43 - have you seen the movie? 05/21/2012 on Mein Engine! (Spoilers to... 0
#588 - We just had our Confederate memorial day. DOT and other state-…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on Arguing with a Christian 0
User avatar #601 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
Confederate memorial day? Shit, here in Texas everything is so modern you wouldn't even know it's a red state.

For the most part.
#580 - The first state to leave the union, just throwing a little his…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Arguing with a Christian 0
User avatar #584 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
South Carolina? I'm so sorry man...
#588 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
We just had our Confederate memorial day. DOT and other state-run functions get paid days off......
User avatar #601 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
Confederate memorial day? Shit, here in Texas everything is so modern you wouldn't even know it's a red state.

For the most part.
#560 - you must not be familiar with southern dialect. I meant as the…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Arguing with a Christian 0
User avatar #572 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
What state were you from again?
#580 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
The first state to leave the union, just throwing a little history your way.
User avatar #584 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
South Carolina? I'm so sorry man...
#588 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
We just had our Confederate memorial day. DOT and other state-run functions get paid days off......
User avatar #601 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
Confederate memorial day? Shit, here in Texas everything is so modern you wouldn't even know it's a red state.

For the most part.
#528 - I just wanna see something that makes me laugh. Frankly i thin…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Arguing with a Christian 0
User avatar #566 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
They stopped being "nice church folk" because they have different views? I happen to be bisexual (therefore pro-gay rights) and an atheist. You're saying I couldn't be considered as "nice"?

Oh, and I live in an ex-Confederate state too. Texas, to specify. That's no excuse for being judgmental or discriminatory.
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#560 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
you must not be familiar with southern dialect. I meant as they held similar views as the church.
User avatar #572 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
What state were you from again?
#580 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
The first state to leave the union, just throwing a little history your way.
User avatar #584 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
South Carolina? I'm so sorry man...
#588 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
We just had our Confederate memorial day. DOT and other state-run functions get paid days off......
User avatar #601 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
Confederate memorial day? Shit, here in Texas everything is so modern you wouldn't even know it's a red state.

For the most part.
#484 - Christians shove their beliefs down people's throats …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Arguing with a Christian -1
#524 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/20/2012) [-]
How is having a channel for atheists shoving atheist beliefs down people's throats?
A channel is supposed to have posts related to one thing - if you're not an atheist, don't look at the atheist channel; because guess what? The ATHEIST channel has ATHEIST posts on it.
User avatar #496 - RandomAnonGuy (05/20/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk - A lot of Atheists are bigoted and intolerant
Real life - A lot of Theists are bigoted and intolerant
User avatar #494 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
Theists have the upper hand in real life situations.
Atheists have the upper hand on the goddamn internet.

Would you like to trade?
#528 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
I just wanna see something that makes me laugh. Frankly i think it's just being atheist is different just like how being gay is different. The whole world's gone crazy, and I'm not talking about a change over decades, people I went to school with are pro-gay and pro-atheism over night when they used to be nice church folk. (P.s i live in the ex-Confederate States)
User avatar #566 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
They stopped being "nice church folk" because they have different views? I happen to be bisexual (therefore pro-gay rights) and an atheist. You're saying I couldn't be considered as "nice"?

Oh, and I live in an ex-Confederate state too. Texas, to specify. That's no excuse for being judgmental or discriminatory.
#545 - drunkturtle has deleted their comment.
#560 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
you must not be familiar with southern dialect. I meant as they held similar views as the church.
User avatar #572 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
What state were you from again?
#580 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
The first state to leave the union, just throwing a little history your way.
User avatar #584 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
South Carolina? I'm so sorry man...
#588 - ihateducksauce (05/20/2012) [-]
We just had our Confederate memorial day. DOT and other state-run functions get paid days off......
User avatar #601 - drunkturtle (05/20/2012) [-]
Confederate memorial day? Shit, here in Texas everything is so modern you wouldn't even know it's a red state.

For the most part.
#333 - not a spoiler but my favorite part was when Banner met up with… 05/09/2012 on Captain America Logic +3
#95 - The one thing I learned from The Avengers is you can't beat Br… 05/07/2012 on CSI Avengers +15
#290 - **ihateducksauce rolls 1** will i get a girlfriend? If so, c… 05/06/2012 on /b/ asked the conch a question +2
#275 - either way ****** gonna go down when 'cap tells h…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2012 on This is not a fair play 0
User avatar #280 - smokinbutox (05/05/2012) [-]
okay, i just went to see it on Friday, it was AMAZING
User avatar #276 - smokinbutox (05/04/2012) [-]
you got that right :D
#271 - well i thought he could either control him or do like in the o…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2012 on This is not a fair play 0
User avatar #274 - smokinbutox (05/04/2012) [-]
yeah i see your point, but for the sake of just being in the movie, i think he would probably be able to control him, but for the sake of old hulk, i would like him to be more like the old tv series.
#275 - ihateducksauce (05/04/2012) [-]
either way shit's gonna go down when 'cap tells him to smash.
User avatar #280 - smokinbutox (05/05/2012) [-]
okay, i just went to see it on Friday, it was AMAZING
User avatar #276 - smokinbutox (05/04/2012) [-]
you got that right :D
#257 - im gonna go see it but can Banner control Hulk in the movie?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2012 on This is not a fair play +1
#270 - smokinbutox (05/04/2012) [-]
probably, otherwise why would he be an avenger if he is not safe to others?
also, pic unrelated
#271 - ihateducksauce (05/04/2012) [-]
well i thought he could either control him or do like in the old tv series. He couldn't control Hulk but Hulk would beat up bad guys and stuff.
User avatar #274 - smokinbutox (05/04/2012) [-]
yeah i see your point, but for the sake of just being in the movie, i think he would probably be able to control him, but for the sake of old hulk, i would like him to be more like the old tv series.
#275 - ihateducksauce (05/04/2012) [-]
either way shit's gonna go down when 'cap tells him to smash.
User avatar #280 - smokinbutox (05/05/2012) [-]
okay, i just went to see it on Friday, it was AMAZING
User avatar #276 - smokinbutox (05/04/2012) [-]
you got that right :D
#80 - What if Sargent Heller from Prototype 2 consumed Venom? 05/03/2012 on venom-comp -1
#211 - yeah, i took a quick look off youtube homepage before i went t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2012 on 20% cooler -1
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#156 - you have helped all of FunnyJunk today.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2012 on nothing to do on fj -1
User avatar #163 - themisstophat (05/03/2012) [-]
Naruto and once piece is also on that site ^-^
#201 - Everyone i met thinks its gonna be Halo. I want to know how it…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2012 on 20% cooler -1
#203 - geistiv has deleted their comment.
#211 - ihateducksauce (05/03/2012) [-]
yeah, i took a quick look off youtube homepage before i went to school. I'm all about the idea of it but i just feel they will over do it somehow.
#213 - geistiv has deleted their comment.
#139 - what i hate is i got half way through avatar and BAM!!!! can't…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2012 on nothing to do on fj 0
User avatar #154 - themisstophat (05/03/2012) [-]
watchseries.eu/serie/avatar:_the_last_airbender

Been a while since I watched them on here, but I think all of the links work :)
#156 - ihateducksauce (05/03/2012) [-]
you have helped all of FunnyJunk today.
User avatar #163 - themisstophat (05/03/2012) [-]
Naruto and once piece is also on that site ^-^
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