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Date Signed Up:9/18/2011
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#29 - Looks like a school gym to me 15 hours ago on Tumblr cringe 0
#59 - Living in Alabama it's always the nig nogs that buy cars like …  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Useless +2
#75 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Black people (read: fat black women) drive like total cunts no matter what they're in anyway. Like, drive as slow as they want in whatever lane they want and just generally get in the way
#19 - Died after the giant battle at the end. If I remember right is… 01/12/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... +1
#5 - The initial loading time is ridiculous and even then it lags a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Cool guys don't look at... +6
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#15 - mrvandalid (01/11/2016) [-]
If you are thinking on the first scene you encounter when starting up the game (Rico laying in a sunbed with a towel with the square enix logo) it is not even a loading screen (it seems). A PC mod have made the scene skippable (makes the player log into the servers at the start at cut scene, rather than waiting 15 or so seconds, shortening the boot time by 2/3 of vanilla. Kinda stupid that this mod had to be developed. Like it should have been like this from the start.

Another thing that bugged me when i first played it was the fov (really small in vanilla), luckily a mod fixes this too.

the final thing however is maybe the worst.; the fucking handling of vehicles. man jesus. Its terrible. the turn-radius of the wheels of most land vehicles is not instant! Meaning the more you hold down the key the more the vehicle turns overtime, and then it TAKES TIME FOR THE WHEEL TO RETURN TO THE NEUTRAL POSITION making the vehicle continue the turn even after you have released the fucking key, making the handling incoherently clunky , unresponsive, and unpredictable. This is of course not true with every vehicle, but man.. that got me so riled up.. big difference when coming form gta5.
#14 - " **** your beauty standards!" is this womans … 01/11/2016 on Plus Sized Models +18
#9 - Pro Street baller named "the professor" has several … 01/10/2016 on Spiderman got game +1
#2 - " you bitch that was my fathers hat and his fathers befor…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Smart cap +8
#8 - adzoh (01/09/2016) [-]
Did he hide it in his ass in a Vietnamese pow camp for several years?
#3 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
But wouldn't it having it sign by a famous person increase value to your cap and family name?
#4 - amuzen (01/09/2016) [-]
Unless that guy was a minor celebrity and this person was merely taking the selfie because 'hey look, a celebrity what a novelty' or if the celebrity ended up collapsing in on his inflated ego at a later date in the form of some scandal or another being associated with their name.

So basically if they were exactly the right kind of famous and died without getting to old like robin Williams.
#6 - acksl (01/09/2016) [-]
Robin Williams was too old? The dude was 63
#9 - amuzen (01/09/2016) [-]
I couldn't think of a single famous person who was famous enough for their autograph to increase the value of a family heirloom whose career finished that didn't end with a ton of infamy other than Robin Williams.

I'm sure there has to be someone out there who did it but I can't think of them.
#10 - acksl (01/09/2016) [-]
Ahhhh ok now I get it. The way you wrote it confused the hell out of me
#5 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Zlatan Imbrahimovich, swedens most celebrated football hero ever, i think its fine
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#7 - toomanycookies (01/09/2016) [-]
ibrahimovic*
#36 - the one in the back did way better 01/09/2016 on White chcolate sphere 0
#2 - he meant the actress  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on damn Padme... +100
#3 - Dagoron (01/08/2016) [-]
In that case he is correct........
#10 - this ones even better. woman in a wheelchair won a treadmill a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on anticlimax 0
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#11 - satanisthesavior (01/08/2016) [-]
Or they got a really good bulk deal on treadmills and need to get rid of them all...

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